[Three Kingdoms] What's wrong with wearing a fan game?

Cheating system, why are you so ruthless and unreasonable to make trouble!Every time a player dies, you are pretending to be dead. Isn't this strategy that you can't bear to look at directly and the core database convulsive?Give me back my all-purpose, soft and easy-to-destroy Shaking M system! !The cruel system of forced selection, your character design is also broken, you know?Could it be that he was fooled by scumbags?

In the arms of the goose-egg beauty face, how could there be a favorability branch line of a good boy with two missing canine teeth! !It must be the wrong three views of the game designer.What is going on with this bloody premonition of robbing her lover with her own brother! !Labor and capital must not become the testing ground for the two-way, one-way, secret love, open love, ghost animal, and warmth of the three brothers in the woods! ! !Labor and management are the protagonists, okay?

What about the bright, gentle and good boy you said?Can you still become the target of Mengmeng's strategy?Do you know that your second brother cares so much about his horse?Isn't it really my illusion that this kind of childishness that comes from jealousy with animals is really my illusion?

Zhang Feijun, a strong man with a great figure, did you never think of forcibly imprisoning your beautiful second brother?IQ is flawed! !The cycle repeats a hundred times without stopping! !Don't be too miserable for a crush who competes with a horse for existence! !Could it be that the reason why the labor and management chose you as the target of the weekly target is because of their overwhelming sympathy?Labor and capital must not be the white lotus that everyone despises! !What's wrong with this innocent rhythm of lying and grabbing! !Stupid system, you give me back my IQ! ! !Isn't this kind of lines really the standard matchup for third-rate idol dramas! !

However, no matter how unwilling the stupid player is, he will never go against the system until he understands the essence of the world he is in now.Because it is completely impossible to predict the consequences of the so-called irreversible plot collapse.So he was very spineless and read the system prompt verbatim to Zhang Feijun, the dog-toothed boy and Zhoumu's official target of the strategy: "Mr. Yide, is there anything special about this horse?"

"It's super special. That horse is much stronger than other horses, and it runs extremely fast." The canine-toothed boy was full of excitement, and his speech speed was obviously much faster than before.

Damn! !Of course labor and capital know! !Among men is Lu Bu, but among horses is the red rabbit?Erque canine-toothed boy, you don't even know Chituma's name, aren't you really a little ruffian whose soul traveled to the Three Kingdoms era?What kind of trouble is this silly, cute and cheerful atmosphere that is rushing towards the face and can't be stopped! !The target of labor and capital's strategy must not be a fool! !

Is it rare to travel through labor and capital but fall in love with an idiot?What is going on with this perfect heart-abusing eighteen-forbidden framework! !The IQ is not enough, let the meat come together!Isn't this the favorite of unscrupulous game manufacturers?Labor and capital must not become victims of unfinished plots of unscrupulous game developers! !

"However, this horse has a very bad temper, and I never let me ride it, but one day I will definitely ride it." The blue-eyed, silver-haired boy didn't notice the entanglement in a player with facial paralysis at all, and dazzled (self-consciously) ) Yao (Hei) dreamed of his dream: "Ah!! I envy you so much, Shaoyu."

Damn!Labor and management are hurting in the ass from the beginning to the end, so they can't appreciate the power of the red rabbit horse at all, okay?This really disappoints you! !I'm so stupid and cute that I can't bear to look directly at the second-hand strategy target, don't look at Laozi with such aggrieved eyes like a big dog, this horse is the perverted queen of ghosts and animals, and the long-haired oval-faced beauty Guan Yunchang, okay? !

But at this time, the frenzied system strategy started to cheat (do) people (dead) again!There is a pig teammate who is forced to bind, you can't afford to be hurt if you develop a game nerd with full game skill points! !Lu Shaoyu's face was paralyzed, his head drooped without any trace, and his expression was slightly disappointed: "If I can run as much as I want, I will definitely feel better."

Obviously, this time the strategy was right in the heart, and the handsome face of the canine-toothed boy brightened up, even more dazzling than the warm sunshine in front of him: "Of course, if I have the same horse, I am confident that I can beat the second brother ah."

"It's just not enough for a short distance. Not many horses can bear your weight." The oval-faced Queen came to the conclusion very calmly.But Lu, who complained about the imperial otaku, suddenly felt something was wrong.

Damn!This is in ancient times without electronic scales! !How on earth did you get the weight of your second missing brother! !Even if you are a ghost animal beauty with a cheat, you don't have the function of visual measurement, okay?Didn't you really have any unscrupulous plots that secretly happened before the player entered the game?

Wouldn't the interaction between the brothers be too weird? !You are not three sworn brothers in the woods, but wild-sanji friends! !There is a ghost animal brother in a beauty shell who can't afford to be hurt, Zhang Feijun will light the wax for you silently! !

"It is precisely because of this that I want my second brother to give me that horse." Zhang Fei casually raised his arms high in a typical yawning posture, unintentionally revealing the simple-looking Buddhist beads on his left wrist .

Damn! !Is the target of labor and management's strategy originally a hidden religious figure?This strong Shaolin monk immediately felt what was going on! !Could it be that labor and management have been playing games for so long, only to find out today that blue-eyed and white-haired people can be monks besides the devil and the protagonist?What kind of setting in another dimension is this?The brains of the painters have already broken through the sky, okay?The well-endowed Hei Chang, straight, straightforward, and real man stormed, and you transformed him into a bastard with a lack of IQ and a stupid cute in minutes! ! !The big canine teeth that flash the eyes of a human dog! !Do you want to open your mouth so wide! !Although the speed of riding a horse is not fast, at least there is wind, isn't it?Doesn't it really hurt my stomach to drink cold wind like this all the time?As expected, labor and capital are still very curious, is there any straw paper in this era of superficial chaos? ! !

"In short, let's talk about it when the guy under me is willing." Guan Yu's voice was very soft, but his pronunciation was very clear.

Lu Shaoyu was startled, and subconsciously looked over.Guan Yu's eyes were emerald green, his expression was indifferent, and he couldn't see any unnecessary expressions at all, which made Lu Shaoyu feel a little nervous. He was not sure whether the shrewd man meant that he was simply referring to the red rabbit horse under him. Or is he quietly implying himself who is sitting in his arms now?

Damn!What about the Almighty Raiders?The system that is pretending to be dead is coming to the rescue! !It's too creepy to have an invisible queen of ghosts and animals by her side! !Wouldn't it be true that love would give rise to hatred, and that one would go mad because one couldn't get what one asks for?Labor and management really don't want to play multiplayer at all!!! What about the pure and fresh girlish style that was agreed upon?Shaking M's cheating system, quickly return my Mary Sue! !It's happier to be mentally disabled than to be physically disabled! ! !

"Yun Changzhao's current speed, the door will be closed by the time he returns to the city. But it doesn't matter, just think of other ways." The future lord Liu Xuande suddenly released a disgusting attack, and the innocent player decisively shot another arrow in the knee! !Isn't this really a game with a martial arts background?Why is the city lord subject to a curfew when he enters the city! !What about Goldfinger?

After all, he is also Emperor Zhaolie! !Is it really okay to not have the aura of an emperor?Or is it that your collapsed holy father avatar can't come back and is approaching the white lotus?You can't afford to hurt the innocent and disliked protagonist! !But what is this faint shy feeling like? !Didn't the precipice of labor and capital be secretly moved because you saved my ass?But at this time, we must be a little hypocritical to refresh the sense of existence.

Because this must be a signal that some kind of side plot is about to start, okay?Forced to camp because the city gate is closed, the gods of wild-coopetition, multi-person riding together, and overturning clouds and rain must have it! !Even if it can't be done in one step, how can we refresh a beast, a minion, and a flower picker to have a traditional but joyful (sorrowful) hearing (heart) happy (disease) seeing (mad) hero save the beauty and successfully improve the strategy goal? Is the favorability good?Although labor and management want to be a hero more than the rescued beauty.But the actual conditions are not strong, so in order to increase the favorability, I have to make do with it, okay?

Because labor and management don't want to enter the inexplicable punishment and resurrection plot if the strategy fails, okay?According to the cheating worldview of this game, you will definitely be tortured with blood on your face. Maybe there will be additional plots such as imprisonment, coercion, amnesia, etc. that can be called terrifying, okay?Thinking about it makes life dark.

Therefore, the player with facial paralysis replied very calmly: "I'm sorry."

Guan Yu shook his head lightly, and said in a flat tone, "After you arrive in Xinye City, you'd better call me Big Brother. It doesn't matter if you call us casually, but it's disrespectful to Big Brother."

Damn! !The rare hypocrisy of a silly and cute nerd does not open up the ideal side plot at all, but Guan Yunchang's hidden skill points with a black belly.You can't afford to be hurt by the strategies launched by God all the time! !In an instant, it transitions from a love triangle to a role-playing side plot of a heavy-handed master-servant game. The blood tank is cleared and the rescue field is here! !Erotic games and girly styles switch so frequently, the pure nerd is so fresh, he can't resist it at all, okay? !Labor and management haven't even touched the hands of the opposite sex, and the master-slave training-teaching game is about to start in a blink of an eye.The cheating system please let it go! ! !

The system seemed to have really heard a silly plea for help, and calmly threw out a reminder.The facial paralyzed shell has done meritorious service again, and the labor and management who read the lines are already experienced, okay?There will be no flaws at all: "Disrespect? So Xuande Jun is a great big man?"

"Hey! Yun Chang, forget about the red tape." Before Guan Yu could explain, Liu Bei hurriedly interrupted him. Sure enough, although the system seemed unreliable, it was still very useful at critical moments.The holy father's aura must be activated instantly! !Liu Xuande, the conscience of the industry, I will forgive you even if you are smart and strong! !After all, in this world where everyone is Shen Jingbing, it is not easy to maintain the most basic three views and integrity.If it were me, maybe I would go berserk and become a perverted murderer! ! !Just thinking about it makes me tremble all over!Mr. Xuande, you have worked hard! !It is very worthy of being named the top ten game characters of the year, and it is reprinted like crazy! !

"Because I'm not very familiar with this place yet, can I just call you Xuande?" The homeboy Lu Shaoyu lowered his head expressionlessly to check the translucent levitation strategy, and firmly maintained the pink girlish painting style, It did not embarrass the protagonists who traveled through time.

"It's okay, you can call Shaoyu the way you like." Liu Xuande's holy father (pseudo) loyal dog (true) aura is as powerful as ever, and he can be divided into affectionate male supporting mode again without any pressure, instantly making a certain player The guilt that had finally subsided was refreshed again.Is it really not possible to change the goal for a week?The favorability of labor and capital for Mr. Xuande, who has full physical and language skills, has already exploded, okay?

24 The decisiveness of filial piety and loyalty is my true love.Black-bellied ghosts and bastards who are cool and straight attack both have to lose points! !For the first time, the person who presented the chrysanthemum must be an affectionate and forbearing loyal dog, okay?Thinking about ghost animal queens and second-class beasts, the chrysanthemum trembles, it must not be possible! !

Pig teammate shrink medicine portable system gentleman, have you heard my devout prayer?Please let me happily change the target of the strategy, please?Otherwise, I will give you bad reviews and customer service complaints every minute, properly! !Do you still want to sell the five-star crown, and can you still be a good system for Tianchao? !It's just unreasonable to give the time-traveling players such a cheating goal for the first week of the game! !