[Journey to the West] Friendship

Could anything be more tragic than this?

The checkpoint is still there, but the clearance conditions are gone...

What would Princess Iron Fan be called Princess Iron Fan without a plantain fan?If you use two swords, call it Princess Taijian! The word "tai" can also reflect "double", how wonderful!

……

"Do you know when the Huoyan Mountain started to burn?" Duan Xuan asked.

"I know," Hong Haier said, "it was about a month ago, right? That damn old cow came home suddenly, saying that he wanted to formally marry that vixen as the second wife, and then my mother kicked him out. I had a fight with my mother, and for some reason, the ground suddenly shook, and then the Huoyan Mountain burst into flames."

"...Earthquake?" Lin Mu was stunned for a moment, "You mean the Huoyan Mountain caught fire because of the earthquake?"

"correct."

"...It's unscientific," Lin Mu looked at Duan Xuan blankly, "No matter what, you have to strike a thunderbolt to catch fire, right?"

"...This is not a scientific matter in itself," Duan Xuan touched Lin Mu's head, "Don't use science to think about it."

Lin Mu: "...Okay."

"Do you know any other news?" Duan Xuan looked at Hong Boy and asked, "Is the fire caused by the earthquake, or is there another reason?"

"I don't know," Hong Hai'er said, "Didn't you tell me that my mother was fighting with that damn cow at the time."

"..."

So family harmony is conducive to the prosperity and development of society!My wife and children are all at home, so I have to run out to find the mistress, just look for it, and I have to bring it back!This kind of thing is just about making him into a circle and then distributing it into slices so that it can be roasted on the Flame Mountain!

... (﹃)

What happened to the sudden hunger?

……

"Lin Mu, what's going on?" Tianpeng frowned and asked, "Why do I always feel that you know something we don't?"

"Uh, this..."

Lin Mu hesitated.

Tianpeng turned to look at Duan Xuan, and said, "Tell me what you know."

Duan Xuan also frowned, and subconsciously wanted to see Lin Mu, but Tianpeng said first: "As the head of the family, why do you always look at him?!"

Lin Mu: "..."

Duan Xuan: "..."

"Isn't it?!" Tianpeng raised his eyebrows thinking he was right, "Or is he the head of your family and not you?"

……

"This is a matter of authority." Duan Xuan said seriously.

A smile appeared on Tianpeng's face, and he waited leisurely for Duan Xuan to speak.

Duan Xuan did not disappoint the canopy either, and immediately said: "But it's not a matter of body|position."

Canopy's expression froze.

"So I don't care." Duan Xuan said calmly, "As long as there is no problem with the body | position, everything in our family is decided by Ah Mu... eh!"

"Do you [beep——] [beep——] ah, do it!" Lin Mu directly took out the golden cudgel, switched to the "Infinite Strength" mode, and hit Duan Xuan with a stick on the back, directly hitting Duan Xuan Lie on the ground, almost "three points into the ground".

"What did you say just now? Huh?" Lin Mu's expression turned black, he kicked Duan Xuan's sadness, and asked with an evil smile, "Say it again? What's the problem with the position? Huh? When will I talk to you?" Is it a family? Huh?"

Duan Xuan whimpered: "..." I wanted to talk but I could only eat a mouthful of sand.

Tianpeng shook his head: "..." Your family is really in chaos.

……

"Hey, have you said enough?" Hong Boy, who watched the show for a long time but found that he couldn't understand anything, expressed his displeasure. He directly poked Lin Mu's knee with a shrunken version of the fire-pointed gun, and asked, "Now Start planning?"

Lin Mu turned his head to look at the red boy, the expression on his face changed from the ferocious one at the beginning to... obscene.

"No problem." Lin Mu stomped on Duan Xuan's back fiercely again, and said, "Just follow the plan! After a while, you can take Chen Yi and walk back a little bit in the canopy. You just came here ’ look, see our message form.”

"Wait," Tianpeng took a step forward and grabbed Lin Mu's arm. He originally wanted to chat with Lin Mu about his life, but suddenly found that the other party seemed to be in a state of rage, so he shortened his words very wisely and said , "Two questions, first, why did we help him? Second, what are you hiding from us?"

Lin Mu listened quietly to Canopy's question, then grinned, with white light(?) in his eyes, and said: "Two answers, the reason I helped him is because I know something you don't know, and those things you don't know I’m not in the mood to talk about things I don’t know.”

Tianpeng's expression was somewhat dissatisfied, and just as he was about to say something, he saw Lin Mu had already opened his mouth with a smirk, and said, "Because I only have the mood to study opinions on the issue of one, family, one, master, right now!"

"..." Tianpeng silently shut up, and by the way, slapped himself in the heart - let your mouth be cheap!

……

"Then who will pretend to be a vixen?" Red Boy's eyes fell on Lin Mu and asked, "And how should a vixen meet that dead cow?"

"Fox," Lin Mu smiled pervertedly again, and said, "Fox is boring. Your dad's current lover is a vixen. You need to find another animal to make your dad empathize again."

"Then what are you looking for?" Hong Haier frowned, "Pheasant essence? Pipa essence?"

== The studio of Fengshen Yanyi is next door, if you go to the wrong studio, please respect yourself!

After complaining about Honghaier's poor imagination in his heart, Lin Mu gave the answer with a smile: "...Dragon Girl!"

Canopy: "..."

Duan Xuan: "..."

"That's a good idea!" Red Boy clapped his hands and said excitedly, "That stupid cow has never seen anything in the water! If he sees the dragon girl, he will definitely jump on it!"

"Hehehehe, I think so too." Lin Mu stepped on Duan Xuan's back and said, "Since no one objected, then it's decided...you don't have any objections, do you?"

The last sentence was addressed to Duan Xuan.

Duan Xuan raised his head with difficulty and said, "I..."

boom--

Duan Xuan's head was trampled into the ground by Lin Mu again.

"I know you also agree." Lin Mu said with a smile, "After all, you don't care about authority, right? I'm in charge of our family's affairs, right? Huh?"

"...you agree that it's our family?" Duan Xuan sideways his face, showing half of his mouth, and said with difficulty, "Actually, as long as you admit...that's fine."

Lin Mu was stunned by the sensational scene suddenly made by Duan Xuan, which just gave Duan Xuan a chance to continue, "A Mu, I like you, I have liked you since I was a teenager, but you have always been I don't know, I can't help it, I didn't dare to tell you in my previous life, I was afraid that you were different from me, I was also afraid that you would hate this, I was even more afraid that you would worry about my parents' reaction, so I never told you, I think As long as I'm still by your side, I can guarantee that you won't find a girlfriend, and I can also guarantee that no other men will harass you... But I was wrong, I didn't expect you to be so unlucky and directly struck by a lightning bolt Die...I'm sorry, Amu, I never told you that I like you in the whole of my last life...Amu, don't be angry."

Lin Mu felt that the direction of the plot development was a bit strange, but he still replied: "...== I'm not angry, I'm just... what are you doing!"

Just when Lin Mu said the words "I'm not angry", Duan Xuan pushed himself out of the ground, rolled to the side, and escaped Lin Mu's control.But because Lin Mu thought of this completely, and because his center of gravity had been stepping on Duan Xuan's leg just now, Duan Xuan made such a move, causing him to jump down directly.

"Amu, although we have confessed our feelings, you don't have to throw yourself into our arms like this." Duan Xuan's laughing voice sounded in Lin Mu's ear, so close that Lin Mu could even reach his ears because of Duan Xuan. Shivering from the heat on his face, "But of course... I still like you very much."

"Get out! Get away! Who told you to get up?!" Lin Mu suddenly pushed Duan Xuan away, struggling to stand up, "I'm still angry! Believe it or not, I beat you to death?! "

"Xinxinxin," Duan Xuan hurriedly hugged Lin Mushunmao, and said, "But you just said you 'I'm not angry', I thought you meant to forgive me."

"Go away! You changed the concept again!" Lin Mu jumped up, covered in loess, looking as if he was going to die, "You give me..."

"Okay, okay, Mu, don't worry about these details. We'll talk about these things slowly when we get home. Let's settle the matter of the red boy first. Don't forget about the matter of the red line." Duan Xuan quickly changed the subject , said to Tianpeng, "Brother Tianpeng, our plan is very simple, that is to find someone who looks like a banshee to seduce| seduce the Bull Demon King, and after the Bull Demon King is seduced, he will be ruthlessly dumped and let him come back You can only take refuge in my Buddha for half your life."

"...?" Tianpeng looked at Duan Xuan strangely, and the doubts in his heart came up like boiling water, "Why do you want me to go? Shouldn't you want a banshee? Take a step back, this matter is with me. What does it matter? If the red boy wants to trouble his father, he should let him pretend to be a banshee. Also, there is a problem with the logic of your plan. It's okay to be seduced, but why did you let him convert to my Buddha? Are you going to say that you are actually Guanyin Bodhisattva of the South China Sea?"

"...If you really let him hear this, he will definitely beat you to death."

Tianpeng showed an inscrutable expression, and said, "No, we are all our own people here."

"Well said," Duan Xuan patted Hong Boy on the shoulder and said, "Okay, you heard this, now go and let Tianpeng help you become a banshee, if he refuses, go to the South China Sea Find Guanyin Bodhisattva and tell him this sentence."

Canopy: "..."

"Him?" Hong Haier looked at the canopy with distrust, and said, "Will he turn into a dragon girl? I still think the effect of a dragon girl is better."

"Hehe, of course he won't change into a dragon girl." Lin Mu smiled in Duan Xuan's ear tentatively, "But the one next to me can, not only can, but also has a reference."

Duan Xuan: "..."

Lin Mu pinched Duan Xuan's shoulder and smiled happily: "Your sister or the third princess of the East China Sea, you choose one."

"...Amu," Duan Xuan frowned slightly, with a hint of compromise in his eyes, "I..."

Snapped--

Lin Mu slapped Duan Xuan hard, transformed into a Super Saiyan in a second, and said angrily, "Stop pretending to be pitiful to me! I won't believe you anymore!"

Duan Xuan: "..."

……

What happened next was a bit tricky.

Although Duan Xuan initially held the idea of ​​killing him and disagreeing, he tried to play the emotional card with Lin Mu.However, his previous remarks really touched Lin Mu's bottom line, so that Lin Mu even said the words "friends are exhausted". The stunned Duan Xuan stood there depressed for a long time, and finally let go:

"Friendship! That's what you said!" Duan Xuan hugged Lin Mu, and in full view, planted a heavy kiss on his lips, then stepped back a little, looked at Lin Mu and said, "Friendship is gone!" When it comes to an end, it is love! Since you said that you will end your friendship, then you will be mine from now on!"

"Your person is your person! Now hurry up and transform into Dragon Princess!" Lin Mu also had no scruples. He pushed Duan Xuan, put his hands on his chest, looked at Duan Xuan provocatively, and said, "Again Otherwise, it will be too late, by the way, remember to bring that wine."

Duan Xuan's expression was a little helpless for a moment, "Then how do you get in? Turn into a fly? Don't forget that you still have to take the red thread."

"It's simple." Lin Mu raised his chin and smiled, transformed himself, and disappeared in place.

Everyone was stunned for a moment, then Duan Xuan felt a chill on the back of his neck, just about to turn his head to see what was going on, he felt that cool feeling swim up his neck.

……

Yes, that's right, it's swimming!

Duan Xuan's gaze sharpened, and he directly reached out and accurately grabbed a small emerald green snake that had already climbed to the top of his head, and put it in front of his eyes.

Little Green Snake: "Hiss hiss~"

Duan Xuan: "..."

"...What is this?" Canopy looked at the little green snake, always feeling a little unreal—the logic of today seems to have really disappeared. _(:з」∠)_

"...It's Ah Mu." Duan Xuan said helplessly.

The little green snake seemed to understand human speech, and after Duan Xuan said this, he nodded very happily, then wrapped his tail around one of Duan Xuan's fingers, and used actions to urge him to transform quickly.

Duan Xuan was completely helpless this time.

When he raised his hand and put it down... Duan Xuan disappeared, and the Three Princesses of the East China Sea appeared.

The Little Green Snake version of Lin Muqu didn't seem to like this look very much, so he yelled in dissatisfaction: "Hissssssssssssss!"

"...==Speak human language." Duan Xuan nodded the little green snake's head and said, "Even if you transform, you can still speak human language."

The Little Green Snake version of Lin Mu froze for a moment, then tilted his head to look at Duan Xuan, opened his mouth, as if trying to make a sound, after a while...

"Hiss hiss hiss!"

"==I didn't lie to you," Duan Xuan said helplessly, "After transforming, you can speak through your spells. Snakes don't have vocal cords, and the structure of their tongues is also different from that of humans. How could you use a snake's mouth? Speak human words?"

Lin Mu: "..."

This time, the Little Green Snake version of Lin Mu stayed in place for a longer time. After about 3 minutes, he released the immobilization mode, lay softly on Duan Xuan's hand, and complained: "Emma, ​​it's hard to die!"

Duan Xuan: "..."

"But this is not important, let's start planning now." Lin Mu, who was able to speak, was obviously very happy, and said cracklingly, "Ah Xuan, hurry up and wander around the door of the vixen, and take Monk Sha and Chen Yi with you in the canopy Go back, red boy, go call for battle first, fight with the Bull Demon King, you may lose but not win, then Duan Xuan and I will hide around you with the General and the Second General, and when the time is right, I will Let Duan Xuan go up to rescue him, you take the opportunity to leave, and if Ah Xuan gets injured because of the Bull Demon King, no matter how reluctant the vixen is, the Bull Demon King will let Duan Xuan go in and sit there. When the Bull Demon King returns, you can look for it incognito The Great General and the Second General... By the way, it will be time to test your acting skills in a while, don't be serious, my lord! Duan Xuan, after you entered the cave, you became weak and said that Tang monk meat can cure all diseases, so that the Bull Demon King Go catch Tang Seng, and before the Bull Demon King comes out, you must remember to give him and the 'wine'. Afterwards, Red Boy, when you see that the Bull Demon King has been fooled, send... the second general to inform the canopy and let them come over, that's all, let's go Well, is there a problem?"

"...There is a small problem," the general said in a low voice, "Actually, I can call someone..."

Lin Mu: "I'm not proficient in business, you are forbidden to go."

General: "..."

"What kind of wine are you talking about?" Tianpeng was still struggling with the logical question just now, "Is it the wine that can make him convert to Buddhism after drinking it?"

"Oh, that's just a metaphor." Lin Mu wanted to roll his eyes to find out that snakes have no eyelids, so he had to imagine that he really rolled his eyes, and then said, "I inherited that wine from a mysterious person. Yes, drink it to cure the disease of 'too hot fire'."

Canopy frowned and asked, "What do you mean?"

"It's something that my Dragon Palace uses to neutralize the great tonic." Duan Xuan said, "But this wine is the raw material, and it is usually put into a water tank drop by drop before being distributed to others, and only a small cup can be drunk at a time."

"Then you haven't diluted it?" Tianpeng felt as if he had realized something, and asked, "If you drink it directly...what will happen?"

Duan Xuan smiled slightly and said, "No desire, no desire."

Canopy: "..." Absolutely, it's absolutely amazing!

"Is it all right?" Lin Mu asked again, and then said, "If there is no problem, let's act according to the plan!"

"Wait." This time it was Duan Xuan who spoke.

Lin Mu stretched out his head in dissatisfaction, then turned to look at Duan Xuan, his eyes were clearly saying - you tear me down.

"...I just want to ask a question," Duan Xuan said, "From your plan, even if I rescue the Bull Demon King as a man... it should be okay?"

"That's right," Lin Mu nodded the snake's head, and then said, "But I just want you to become a woman, how about it?"

"This...wouldn't be good for the third princess' reputation?" After all, it's a girl.

"Hehe, when she was an occupational disease prisoner, she should have thought about today's fate."

Duan Xuan: "..." Completely defeated.

……

After discussing what to do, they dispersed, and the little green snake that Lin Mu turned into wrapped around Duan Xuan's neck, pretending that he was a necklace.

"Amu, is what you just said true?" Duan Xuan couldn't help reaching out to touch Lin Mu's body. Although no matter how he touched, the skin of the little green snake was cool, but he just Love the cool and creamy touch (…).

"Huh? Which one?" Lin Mu lay on Duan Xuan's neck, and almost fell asleep comfortably, because it was still some distance away from the vixen's cave.

Born in sorrow and died in peace, the ancients did not deceive me!

"That's right..." Duan Xuan lowered his voice, and said in a voice that only Lin Mu could hear, "We will be one family from now on."

After saying this, Lin Mu fell silent, and the silence lasted for 5 minutes.

During these 5 minutes, Duan Xuan has been anxiously waiting for Lin Mu's answer, but Lin Mu just kept silent, because Lin Mu was staying on Duan Xuan's neck, so Duan Xuan could only twist his neck off , to see Lin Mu's current expression (if the snake still has an expression).

……

Time passed by like this, even when it reached the entrance of the vixen's cave, Lin Mu still hadn't opened his mouth.

Duan Xuan was a little disappointed. After all, he really thought that Lin Mu agreed to be a "family" with him in the future, but now Lin Mu's silence...does it mean that he was just confused by anger, and now he calms down He doesn't want to be a "family" with him anymore?

Duan Xuan sighed.

No matter what, he will respect Lin Mu, even if Lin Mu repents, he is confident that he can wait until Lin Mu himself agrees again!

"Amu, we are here." Duan Xuan changed the subject and said in a low voice, "Are you following the plan?"

Lin Mu: "..."

"Amu?" Duan Xuan called out again, but found that there was still no response, he was a little stunned, "Amu?"

"..."

Still no response.

Duan Xuan quickly took Lin Mu off his neck, and saw the little green snake's two black peas-like eyes looking at him innocently, but the whole snake didn't respond, its body hung straight go down.

"Amu!" Duan Xuan shook the little green snake subconsciously, and was about to scream again, but suddenly heard Lin Mu's voice.

"Oops!" The little green snake's body moved violently, and then wrapped itself around Duan Xuan's hand again, saying, "Ah Xuan, your neck is so comfortable, I accidentally fell asleep just now..."

Duan Xuan: "..."

"... When did you start sleeping just now?" Duan Xuan asked.

"Just after answering your question," Lin Mu moved his body, found a more comfortable position to wrap around Duan Xuan, and replied.

"...No, you didn't answer my question at all just now." Duan Xuan suddenly felt as if he had seen the dawn of hope again.

"Really?" Lin Mu was taken aback for a moment, and then said, "I was very sleepy at that time, maybe I had an illusion?"

"Then... what was your original answer?" Duan Xuan asked.

"Hmph," Lin Mu asked in a voice that didn't match snakes at all, "What other answers do you think I have?"

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