[Journey to the West] Friendship

What the fuck does that mean? !

Lin Mu almost went crazy.

After finally getting two drops of blood, and five flat peaches in exchange for the iron fan princess to let the red boy come to the moat of the daughter country to take a bath!

And it was clearly said before that there is still a red line between Princess Iron Fan and the Bull Demon King!What is it to lose the chain halfway like this now? !If the system is capable, speak up for me!

【Ding--

When Princess Iron Fan leaves Banana Fan, she has made up her mind to forget the Bull Demon King and start a new life with the red boy. Therefore, when Princess Iron Fan looks at the gate of Banana Cave for the last time, the red line between her and the Bull Demon King has been broken. 】

What the hell!

Lin Mu wished he could slam his head on the control panel to death.

Why didn't you say something about the broken red line earlier? !What should he do now? !

【Ding--

Since the lucky value of the host does not exceed 1 point, the system turns off the automatic reminder function. 】

Just talk nonsense!Lin Mu scolded from the bottom of his heart, I didn't see any automatic reminders from you when my lucky value was higher than 1 point!

【Ding--

The system automatically reminds the host when the three princesses sneak attack in the East China Sea Dragon Palace. Since the host's luck value is lower than 1 point at that time, it automatically borrows the automatic reminder obtained by 5 points of luck. 】

Mouth!You just don't want to remind me!You just want to see me doing useless work!You bastard system!

……

This time after Lin Mu finished cursing, the system was uncharacteristically silent. Lin Mu was a little surprised, and subconsciously thought about what he just said, and suddenly became extremely black--

=_=|||This system is not afraid to refute because it is said to be the center of the matter, right?

【Ding--

Congratulate the host for answering correctly, and give the host an additional main task. 】

【Ding--

Congratulations to the host who has gone through all kinds of difficulties and dangers and came to the country of daughters. Please drink the water from the moat of the country of daughters to conceive a fetus and make it grow up.

Task completion time: within three days.

Task reward: a cute pet.

Note: The host's character data will be destroyed after the mission fails. 】

Lin Mu: "..."

……

"Amu? Amu?" Duan Xuan was the first to notice Lin Mu's difference, and hugged Lin Mu's waist to prevent him from having an intimate contact with the earth, and asked anxiously, "Amu! You What's wrong?"

"I... want... to... die..." Lin Mu felt his throat heat up, and subconsciously wanted to spit out blood, but found that he could only cough up a few mouthfuls of saliva.

"What's going on?!" Duan Xuan frowned tightly. When Lin Mu vomited blood and passed out, he was greatly stimulated, and he didn't dare to relax at all.

And this time Lin Mu was the same as last time, staring at the front in a daze, and after a while, his face changed drastically, looking like he was looking for death, it was really worrying!

"What's wrong with you?!" Duan Xuan was a little anxious, he couldn't bear Lin Mu to have an accident in front of him like this, "Tell me if you have something! Don't carry it alone!"

"...I'm fine," Lin Mu's voice was low and hoarse, like a ghost climbing up from hell, "I just want to tell you...if I die, forget about me and find a good one. Girl...or marry a good man. This world treats me too cruelly, I really don't have the courage to live anymore..."

"Lin Mu!" Duan Xuan yelled, just now he thought Lin Mu was joking or something else, but when Lin Mu's words became more and more unreliable, Duan Xuan finally couldn't help it, "I tell you Lin Mu Mu, if you die, I will die with you! I will never live alone in a world without you!"

Duan Xuan's words were so domineering that Lin Mu, who looked like the end of the world, couldn't help being stunned for a moment.

……

Then Lin Mu's expression became even more aggrieved, and he complained with full eyes: "You! Fierce! Me!"

Duan Xuan: "..."

"You're killing me!" Lin Mu's eyes were full of tears, "Do you know what I just faced?! Do you know what I'm going to face soon?!"

Duan Xuan's expression suddenly became unpredictable, his eyes couldn't help but darken, then lowered his voice, and asked, "Failed to take the red line?"

Lin Mu nodded in humiliation.

"The system is embarrassing you again?" Duan Xuan said the word "system" very vaguely, in order to avoid letting Tianpeng and the others hear it.

"..." Lin Mu covered his face, even if he was so cheap, he knew that this time it was his own fault. TAT... The world is so big, isn't there a person with the attributes of the Virgin who appears by his side?

"Then I understand..." Duan Xuan lowered his head, bit Lin Mu's ear, and before Lin Mu could react, he said directly to Princess Iron Fan, "Thank you for your cooperation, but our task Failed, if there is nothing else, you can leave and go where you want to go." Then he looked at the canopy and said, "Let's leave first, you go directly to the daughter country, we will find you in a while. "

After finishing speaking, without waiting for the canopy and Lin Mu to react, Duan Xuan directly transformed into a dragon body, threw Lin Mu on his head, flew into the air, and flew towards the direction they came from, but within a few blinks of an eye , Tianpeng and the others couldn't even see Duan Xuan's shadow.

Everyone: "..."

Hong Haier couldn't help tugging at his mother's sleeve, and asked, "Mother, are they in a hurry to reincarnate?"

"...No," Princess Iron Fan said domineeringly, "They are going to discuss the most important thing to all things in this world."

Red Boy bit his finger and asked, "What is it?"

Princess Iron Fan's expression remained unchanged, and she said calmly, "Mate|mate."

Everyone who learned from the scriptures: "..." Hey, old lady, you are so straightforward!Don't shoot to teach children bad? !And is it really good to use the word "mating|mating"? !Anyway, they are... oh== One of them is a monkey, the other is a dragon, neither of them is a human being, so the word "mating|mating" is really appropriate...

_(:з」∠)_

……

Lin Mu and Duan Xuan, who flew out directly, obviously didn't know that they had become the talk of everyone after dinner.Lin Mu was busy talking good things to the system at this time, and wanted the system to take back the task, while Duan Xuan was suppressing his own evil fire, so as not to rush forward and do something irreversible when he let Lin Mu go .

In this way, the two circled seventeen or eighteen times in the sky with their own ghosts, before they finally fell to the ground.

……

Lin Mu turned his head left and right to look at the surrounding environment, he was a little stunned, and asked hesitantly, "This...is the place from last night?"

"==Yes." Duan Xuan said, "You don't like it?"

Lin Mu's cheeks turned red immediately, and he cursed, "Get lost! What's there to like and dislike!"

"... Now is not the time for me to be fierce with you?" Duan Xuan relaxed slightly, with a hint of teasing, and said, "Are you still crying? Do you want to hide in my arms and wipe your tears?"

"... == Get lost!" Lin Mu kicked Duan Xuan and cursed, "Don't push your nose on your face!"

Duan Xuan smiled slightly, and with a change in the soles of his feet, he avoided Lin Mu's feet, then hugged Lin Mu from behind, put his chin on Lin Mu's shoulder, and whispered: "Ah Mu... ...what happened to you just now?"

Lin Mu pursed his lips, and continued, "The system said that the red line between Princess Iron Fan and the Bull Demon King was broken when Princess Iron Fan decided to leave the Banana Cave..."

"So?" Duan Xuan stretched out his fingers and pressed Lin Mu's lower lip, and said, "Are you going to be so angry because you can't complete a task?"

"...== Ah Xuan, do you feel that you have become more and more gossip lately?" Lin Mu couldn't help asking.

"So what?" Duan Xuan chuckled lightly, put his lips against Lin Mu's neck, and said vaguely, "As long as it's about you, I want to know everything... and I can know everything."

"==Okay, since you know, then I won't tell you." Lin Mu looked at Duan Xuan with contempt, and said, "Don't ask me anything in the future, because you are sure you know everything Yes!"

"Ah Mu, don't tease me like that." Duan Xuan moved his hand down a little wickedly, and touched a place that was hard to describe in words, which made Lin Mu tremble.

"Get out!" Lin Mu slapped Duan Xuan's hand off with a "slap", and said angrily, "Don't touch it in broad daylight! What if someone sees it?!"

"It doesn't matter," Duan Xuan said indifferently, "Even if someone really sees it, I will only give him a West Sea Pearl, and then let him tell the news to the whole world."

Lin Mu: "...what's wrong with you?==Why do I think you are so wrong?"

Unexpectedly, Duan Xuan's expression changed slightly, but because Lin Mu was held in Duan Xuan's arms, he couldn't see the momentary change.

"Speak." Lin Mu pushed Duan Xuan's hand and urged.

"Hmph," Duan Xuan snorted and asked back, "What's so strange about me?"

Lin Mu frowned, subconsciously said: "You are..."

"Huh? What about me?" Duan Xuan let go of Lin Mu's arm, turned Lin Mu to face him, and then asked with a smile, "Continue talking."

"==You're just cheap." Lin Mu stretched out his hand to pinch the flesh of Duan Xuan's cheek, and pulled it out hard, making Duan Xuan's face twice as wide.

"Hiahiahia..." Duan Xuan's "hahaha" smile changed due to the unnatural opening of his mouth, but he still insisted, "Okay, Mu, don't make trouble, tell me what you just said What's the matter, why is the expression so shocked?"

Mentioning this, Lin Mu's body trembled suddenly, and then with the expression of the sky falling, he grabbed Duan Xuan's collar in extreme pain, and wanted to tell Duan Xuan about the matter, but felt that this matter It's too unspeakable...

She actually let him conceive a child, and let him give birth...

Is this the price of offending the system? !

Lin Mu deeply regretted it. Why can't he get rid of his scars? How could he forget the pain when the scars healed?Why on earth would I appear here?Is it because your mouth was too cheap in your previous life?As a result, this life is still steadfast, relying on Duan Xuan's presence to talk cheap everywhere, and now he has come to the point where mitosis is going to give birth to monkeys(?)...

This is really what he asked for... TAT

"Amu," Duan Xuan rubbed Lin Mu's head, and said in a persuasive manner, "Is there anything we can't talk about between the two of us? What kind of weird mission is there? Tell me, and I will help you Finish."

"QAQ" Lin Mu buried his head deeply in Duan Xuan's arms, and then said in a very, very, very low voice, "I'm pregnant..."

Duan Xuan: "..."

"No," Lin Mu corrected himself again with tears streaming down his face, "I'm about to get pregnant...TAT"

Duan Xuan: "..."

"Don't worry about it," Lin Mu looked up at Duan Xuan's cloudy face, and delivered a fatal blow, "The child is not yours."

Duan Xuan: "......... cough cough cough cough cough cough—"

Duan Xuan just took a deep breath, trying to suppress the emotions in his heart, but he was so angry by Lin Mu's words that he didn't come up, and almost choked him to death.

"What the hell is going on here?!" Duan Xuan pinched Lin Mu's chin, raised his head, and made him look directly at him. The back molars were barely separated, and asked, "What you said...is ,What's the meaning?!"

"Huh? Do you really believe it?" Lin Mu looked at Duan Xuan with some surprise. From the strength with which Duan Xuan pinched his chin, he could tell that Duan Xuan was really mad.

Duan Xuan: "........."

"I was just...uh—"

A person who still didn't forget his cheap mouth even after suffering twice was kissed fiercely, although judging from Duan Xuan's strength, he obviously wanted to eat Lin Mu more cramply than just It's just a kiss and it's over.

——Yes, Lin Mu is so cheap that sometimes Duan Xuan can't help but beat him to death==.

There are not many people who can do this...

……

"Do you know it's wrong?" Duan Xuan sat on the ground with a pale face, and next to him lay the flushed (suffering) Lin Mu, who was breathing heavily at this moment, and didn't even have the strength to answer Duan Xuan.

"You are...too...divided!" Lin Mu climbed up panting, and used his hand to breathe on his chest, "Didn't I just make a joke with you?"

Duan Xuan: "..."

"Oh, that's enough!" Seeing that Duan Xuan wanted to rush over again, Lin Mu immediately hid back and said quickly, "I won't be polite if you come again?!"

"Why do you want to be rude?" Duan Xuan sneered and said, "Should what you just said be considered polite?"

"It's all just a joke," Lin Mu waved his hand, telling Duan Xuan not to care, "You don't know how perverted that system is! The task given is simply perverted to the extreme!"

【Ding--

"Hey bastard system, you've had enough!" Before Lin Mu finished speaking, he heard a familiar voice next to his ear, and quickly shouted, "If you do any more perverted things, I won't do it. ah!"

The notification sound just now paused strangely for three seconds...then completely disappeared.

Lin Mu: "==..."

"What's wrong?" Duan Xuan asked, "What is it?"

"It's nothing, I'm just going to take a sip of the water from the moat of the Daughter's Country ==," Lin Mu vented (to make Duan Xuan angry), and his mood has become much more stable at this time, and the depression in his heart is only a little aggrieved. Then he said, "The system said let me conceive a child, and then give birth to this child ==..."

Duan Xuan: "..."

"Hey! What do you mean by that expression!" Lin Mu couldn't help reaching out to pinch Duan Xuan's face, and said bitterly, "Are you laughing?! You bastard!"

"...No, I didn't laugh." Duan Xuan said very insincerely, "I just suddenly felt... this system is quite cute."

"..." Lin Mu(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻, "You are so cute, you bastard! You are going to die!"

"Amu, don't be so irritable," Duan Xuan hugged Lin Mu, and said with a smile, "You are going to be a mother now."

"Fuck off your sister! You are the one who wants to be a mother..."

Lin Mu's words stopped abruptly, and even the hand that was hitting Duan Xuan's head stopped, as if the pause button was pressed.

"What's wrong?" Duan Xuan stretched out his hand and grabbed Lin Mu's hand that was about to kill him, pressed it to the ground, and asked, "Why did you suddenly freeze?"

Lin Mu didn't answer, but the way he looked at Duan Xuan completely changed, as if he saw some interesting toy.

"..." Duan Xuan felt a little hairy in his heart, couldn't help but kissed Lin Mu's lips, and then asked, "Ah Mu? What's the matter? Stop pretending that you are a tree here."

"==You are the tree!" Lin Mu slapped Duan Xuan, then showed an inscrutable smile, and said, "I just thought of a great idea just now."

"Oh?" Duan Xuan's entire body's security system was activated, and he directly said that Lin Mu was about to make a bad move, "But I don't really want to hear your 'great idea' right now."

"Really?" Lin Mu raised his eyebrows, and then said decisively, "Then break up!"

"..." Duan Xuan was speechless, "...Amu, I am teasing you, you can say whatever you want, I will listen."

"Huh(ˉ(∞)ˉ)chirp," Lin Mu's smile almost broke through the sky, and then he said, "My task is to drink the water of the moat within three days, and then conceive a child. If I don't drink it, my character data will be wiped out... Do you know what that means?"

Duan Xuan's complexion changed, and then uncontrollably...distorted.

"I've decided now," Lin Mu patted Duan Xuan's shoulder in a very good mood, "If you don't drink the water from the moat with me, I won't drink it, let the system erase my character data !"

Duan Xuan: "......"

"Huh? What do you think of my idea, my dear?" Lin Mu leaned forward and kissed the corner of Duan Xuan's mouth for a rare time. Looking at Duan Xuan's ugly face that was almost dying, he felt more comfortable. He said, "Blessings are shared, and difficulties are shared. This is something we agreed upon when we were brothers. You won't renege on your debt, will you?"

"Amu..." Duan Xuan took a deep breath, his mind was in a mess, he never thought that Lin Mu would come up with such a bad move, "You know I..."

"I know, of course I know!" Lin Mu took Duan Xuan's words and said with a smile, "You know a lot, so let's see how to solve the red line issue now."

Duan Xuan: "..."

"You said that after taking the red line, do the original two people still have the red line?" Lin Mu suddenly thought of a very crucial question, "If there is still, then use the two of us! Then you wait for me to ask Ask the system..."

After finishing speaking, Lin Mu closed his eyes and read his question again in his heart.

……

Duan Xuan looked at Lin Mu who had changed the subject so abruptly, and felt a deep sense of powerlessness spread throughout his limbs, making him so tired that he wanted to lie on the ground for 1 years.

It is definitely impossible for Lin Mu to be wiped out of character data, not to mention that he would bring Lin Mu to Daughter Country to drink the water of the moat as if he was waiting for the scripture learning to end.Of course, this is just a preliminary idea, but Duan Xuan hasn't figured out how to implement it—mainly because he hasn't figured out how to appease Lin Mu, who will definitely explode after knowing the truth.

At the beginning, when he heard Lin Mu talk about the system tasks, Duan Xuan really had the feeling that the sky has eyes, but when his pride was too exposed, Duan Xuan immediately regretted it==...

Lin Mu's request is really too difficult, isn't it!

As an attacker, he was actually asked by his own subject to hold a ball with him!

All dignity is gone, isn't it!

……

But things have progressed to this point, Duan Xuan can only bite the bullet and go on, trying to make Lin Mu change his mind in these three days, so that he can raise the baby with peace of mind...

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻It is impossible to think about it!

OJZ...

Of course Lin Mu knew Duan Xuan's mood over there, but he just wanted to let Duan Xuan, who was still gloating just now, experience the feeling of extreme joy begets sorrow.At first, Lin Mu just talked about it casually, but the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was reliable, and he became happier immediately, so now he started to be active in completing the task.

Lin Mu: System system, I have something to ask you!

The system didn't respond, and Lin Mu didn't care.

Lin Mu: After taking out the red line, is there still a red line between the two people?

【Ding--

After the red line is taken out, there will still be a red line between the original two people. 】

Lin Mu: What if the two people with red lines have no children?

【Ding--

Special methods can be adopted - such as negative distance contact between two people in the water to enhance the perception of the red line. 】

Lin Mu: Pfft——

Lin Mu vomited blood again.

Lin Mu: There is... there is... no... there is... another... way... method...

Don't say anything indecent!The moat in Nima's Daughter Country is for people to drink!They go down... Then let's talk, the daughter who knows the truth will destroy the country because of this, okay!

【Ding--

If the host is willing to pay 10 lucky points, it can be exchanged for a potion to extract the red thread.

Friendly reminder: Lucky value can be overdrawn, but only 10 points can be overdrawn. 】

Lin Mu: ==Then overdraft, give me a potion.

【Ding--

Congratulations to the host for getting the red line potion, I hope the host will use it reasonably, and don't waste it between two people who don't have a red line. 】

Lin Mu grabbed the red thread potion that suddenly appeared in front of him, suddenly felt a little unreal, and couldn't help asking: Why did you help me this time?Didn't you always want me to make a fool of yourself?

【Ding--

Yuelao released a reward task. 】

Lin Mu suddenly: What is the bounty?

……

The system never talked to Lin Mu again.

Lin Mu: ==

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