[Journey to the West] Friendship

【Once upon a time】

On the top of Lingxiao Palace, there are four great heavenly masters and civil and military saints on both sides, but the head of the palace is missing.

The gods seemed to be used to this scene, they chatted and talked, and no one wondered where the Jade Emperor had gone, and no one tried to find the Jade Emperor.

After a while, a person walked out from the apse of Lingxiao Palace. The person was wearing armor and stood in front of the throne with a tough and mighty face.

The gods in the hall immediately stopped chatting and chatting consciously, and stood up, looking up at Marshal Canopy with a somewhat unhappy expression.

Canopy looked at the expectant (?) faces below, took a deep breath, and said: "...Your Majesty suddenly felt unwell today, and said that he would not go to court today, and the immortals will give a memorial Stay and go back."

All the immortals who were still standing at the bottom suddenly burst into laughter, bowed their hands towards the canopy, thanked the canopy for taking the painstaking efforts to convey the message for the Jade Emperor, and then happily left work and went home.

... Obviously, this is not the first time Jade Emperor has done such a thing.

Canopy watched these immortals leaving in twos and threes with a blank face, but the anger in his heart was rising little by little.

... This is already the seventh time that Jade Emperor No.20 has failed to go to court this month!

It stands to reason that the Jade Emperor was older than him. Before he was born, the Jade Emperor was already the head of all immortals.His canopy marshal position was bestowed on him by the Jade Emperor.But he didn't know that the Jade Emperor was unreliable before. When he first came to power, he encountered the situation that the Jade Emperor failed to go to court three times.

Young, vigorous and upright, he immediately became angry, and directly killed the Jade Emperor from the Lingxiao Palace to the Jade Emperor's bedroom in full view, and found that the Jade Emperor was still lying on the bed, not even a sign of waking up!

He just took office for three days and suddenly felt like he was being played. He went straight up and dragged the Jade Emperor out of the warm blanket. Get up...Of course, he lost the canopy.

"Are you the one who became Marshal Tianpeng just two days ago?" Jade Emperor rubbed his sleepy eyes and looked at Tianpeng in confusion, "You said you couldn't beat me, why did you come here? Want to force the palace? ?”

Hearing this, Tianpeng snorted coldly, and said: "You are the emperor of heaven, but you don't do your job properly, you are lazy all day long, and you don't even go to the morning court, so you are naturally not worthy of being the Jade Emperor!"

"I'm not worthy, are you worthy?" The Jade Emperor stretched his waist, let go of his drowsiness, and looked at the canopy leisurely, "Hey, the young man is very beautiful, do you know that this is yours?" This behavior is enough for me to beat you out of your wits."

"So what?" Tianpeng said angrily, "You are not a Mingjun! Being killed by a Hunjun can only prove that I am right!"

"No, no, no," said the Jade Emperor, shaking his fingers, "Although I am not a wise king, I am not a faint king either."

"..."

Tianpeng was shocked by Jade Emperor's words, he had never seen an emperor who admitted that he was not Mingjun.

"Tell me, have I ever done something that a foolish king would do?" The Jade Emperor looked at the canopy and asked, "Immortality? Cruelty? Harm to loyal ministers?"

Every time the Jade Emperor uttered a word, Tianpeng shook his head, until the Jade Emperor said "kill loyal ministers", Tianpeng hesitated for a moment, and then said, "If you want to kill me, it is considered as killing loyal ministers. "

"Yo?" The Jade Emperor burst out laughing, "Young man is quite confident in himself, it seems that I really can't kill you."

Tianpeng looked at the Jade Emperor coldly and said nothing.

"I'm tired after a day's sleep." The Jade Emperor didn't care about Tianpeng's non-response. He calmly stood up from the bed, stretched his body, and turned to ask Tianpeng: "You say you are a loyal minister? Are you sure?" Don't let me inspect the goods?"

Canopy: "???"

...In fact, no matter what Tianpeng thought, he never thought that the Jade Emperor's so-called inspection method...was this.

The Jade Emperor pointed to the memorials in the whole room and said: "Here, these are the memorials presented to me by the people below this month. You have approved them."

Canopy: "..."

"This is how I test whether you are a loyal minister or not," the Jade Emperor said with a good temper when he saw Tianpeng's displeasure, "If you are a loyal minister, then you will naturally complete my mission as the Jade Emperor—after all I didn't ask you to kill and set fire, if you are not a loyal minister, then I can kill you~"

Because the Jade Emperor's final tone was too cheerful, it made Tianpeng really feel confused. Is this... is it really the behavior that a gentleman should have?

"What are you thinking?" The Jade Emperor pushed the canopy and said, "Come in quickly, don't act like I'm insulting you. If others see it, you will be misunderstood. I'll accompany you here to review the memorial."

After finishing speaking, the Jade Emperor pushed the canopy into the room, followed him in, and closed the door by the way.

... In fact, Tianpeng should have thought that the Jade Emperor could skip work so many times, how could he naively think that the Jade Emperor would really "accompany" him to review the memorials?

Tianpeng looked at the person next to him who had fallen asleep again... He really wanted to take the wax on the table and drop a drop on the Jade Emperor!

This guy is actually looking for someone to help him approve the memorial, right?Such an idea suddenly popped up in Tianpeng's mind, but why me?

... These two problems have troubled Tianpeng for a long time. After working as a coolie for more than a month, he has become acquainted with the Jade Emperor a lot.Every time the Jade Emperor didn't come when it was time to go to court, the immortal friends who had witnessed his "bravely breaking into the palace (being) beaten by the emperor" would push him out and ask him to look for it again.

Canopy himself was also helpless, after all, he opened his head once, and it was okay to go again, so he went again and again, knowing that he had developed the habit of going to the Jade Emperor before going to court. Look, ask if you will go to court today.Of course, most of the time, he would get a negative answer, and then he would make an announcement, and then return to the Jade Emperor to read the memorial for him.

... This kind of life seems to have become a habit, until one day Tianpeng put down the pen in his hand, rubbed his sore wrist, raised his eyes and saw that the Jade Emperor was sleeping again and seemed to be ignorant of human affairs. A new question popped up in his mind again—why did Lao Tzu help him approve the memorial?

All of a sudden, with mixed feelings, without Tianpeng himself thinking clearly, he walked up to the Jade Emperor, shook him awake, and then asked the Jade Emperor the three things in his heart. doubt:

"Actually, you just want to find someone to help him approve the memorials?"

"why me?"

"I want to approve the memorial for you again?"

The Jade Emperor was still confused at first, but after hearing these three questions, he came to his senses and said with a smile, "Aiqing, you did a great job! And you have been able to approve the memorial for me for so many days and haven't given it to me yet." Handing in a letter of resignation, and only now wondering about these three questions, shows that you must be a loyal minister, and you must be a capable person! It’s hard work for the capable, hehehe..."

Tianpeng was taken aback for a moment, then thought about it carefully, and his face turned dark immediately.

"You doubted me before?" Canopy asked.

"Of course." The Jade Emperor rolled his eyes and said, "You barge into my bedroom like this, and you start beating me as soon as you come up without saying a word. How can I still trust you wholeheartedly?"

The canopy was immediately choked by the Jade Emperor.

He was still wondering why the Jade Emperor asked him to help him approve the memorials, but now that he thought about it, the Jade Emperor wanted to let him know how difficult it is to be the Jade Emperor!

If he himself looks like usurping the throne, he will definitely weigh it after seeing the workload, but if he is a loyal minister, he will naturally complete these things without complaint or regret.And if he was a loyal minister at the beginning, and he had some unsuitable thoughts in the process of approving the memorial, then he would naturally follow this opportunity and continue to walk instead of resisting the Jade Emperor.

...Anyway, the Jade Emperor beat him before, and he was able to kill him when he realized that he was ambitious, and he was able to be so obedient and relaxed for a month...it was shameless.

"Have you figured it out?" The Jade Emperor looked at the canopy with a smile, "I was a little worried that you came to ask me these three questions so late. It seems that you are really dull and not really ambitious. Just say I see people very accurately!"

Tianpeng's face turned dark again, looking at the Jade Emperor's face, he felt that he deserved a beating, so he left with a displeased face, without even saying a word to the Jade Emperor.

It seemed that the Jade Emperor was treated like this for the first time. Looking at the back of the canopy, he didn't realize it for a long time, until the back of the canopy was almost invisible, he touched his chin and said to himself : "Yo? Are you angry?"

... Tianpeng was indeed angry, and the way he got angry was to ask for leave for three consecutive days and not go to court.

The immortals lost the canopy, and they couldn't find a second person to test the thunder, so they spent these three days in the Lingxiao Palace waiting until the Jade Emperor woke up naturally before coming to tell them Not going to court today.

Therefore, on the fourth day after losing the canopy, all the immortal families abandoned the Lingxiao Palace with the same aspirations, and ran to the canopy fairy palace before going up to court, with a face of "Brother, if you don't go up to me I’m about to hang myself at your door.” Looking at the canopy, the canopy was speechless, and finally had to compromise.

... It was three days, and I came to the Jade Emperor's bedroom again. It was still the same as when he left, and the Jade Emperor still slept peacefully.

Tianpeng frowned, went up and shook the Jade Emperor awake, and then said two words very coldly: "Shangchao."

The Jade Emperor opened his eyes and looked at the canopy. He didn't show any surprise at all. He just let out an oh, and then said as usual, "I won't go to court today, so you go tell them, and then come over to approve the memorial."

Tianpeng suddenly felt his blood surge up, and he was so angry.But he couldn't beat the Jade Emperor, so the only plan for now... Tianpeng glanced at the memorials that had been piled up for three days, and a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth.

5 minute later.

"Huh? Why are you still here?" Jade Emperor looked sleepily at the canopy, "Is the memorial finished?"

"No," the canopy man didn't smile, but his smile could be felt on his whole face, "I think it's His Majesty's task to approve the memorials, so I'm only responsible for waking His Majesty up, Your Majesty getting up now?"

"...I'm sorry." The Jade Emperor said, then turned around and covered his head with the quilt again, and fell asleep.

5 minutes later.

The canopy went to shake the Jade Emperor.

Jade Emperor: "..."

Canopy: "Your Majesty, it's time to get up."

"...Didn't you say it's amazing?! Let people sleep well!" The Jade Emperor's head was covered in the quilt, so he was a little buzzing when he spoke.

Canopy remained unmoved, "Your Majesty, it's time for you to get up."

Jade Emperor: "..."

5 minutes later.

Canopy: "Your Majesty, it's time for you to get up."

"... Enough!!" The Jade Emperor lifted the quilt angrily, and said angrily, "Get up, let's go!"

The corner of Tianpeng's mouth hooked up, showing a very shallow smile, and said: "The pen and ink have been prepared for you, and the memorial is right there."

Jade Emperor: "…………OJZ"

【now】

The canopy has not returned to the heaven for a long time.

One day in heaven, one year on earth.

Although it is said that he has not been away for a long time for Tianting, but he has indeed been in the world for several months, so this time he returned to Tianting, he still has some sighs.

...It's a pity that he didn't come to travel, but to report a funeral.

The death of Huoyanshan Land was so strange that he couldn't help but wonder if something happened to Tianting.Fortunately, as far as it is concerned, everything in Heaven is quite normal.

Tianpeng walked all the way to the Jade Emperor's bedroom and had served the Jade Emperor for thousands of years. He naturally knew some of the Jade Emperor's habits. At this time, he could do nothing but sleep in his bedroom.

"Marshal Tianpeng." Unknowingly, there were two little maids at the door of the Jade Emperor's bedroom. After seeing the canopy, they blessed Fushen and said hello to him.

Tianpeng looked at the two little fairies and frowned. There was never such a thing at the gate of the Jade Emperor before, but after all, he had been away for a while, so it was hard to say anything, so he took this matter down in his heart. I thought for a while to ask the Jade Emperor what was going on.

"Well, I'm here to find His Majesty." Canopy replied.

"Return to Marshal, His Majesty is not in the palace at the moment." said the fairy on the right.

Tian Peng froze for a moment, then frowned even deeper, "Then where is he?" He would never believe honestly criticizing memorials.

"Your Majesty didn't tell the maidservants where he went," said the fairy, "but Your Majesty said that if the Marshal comes to look for him, let us tell the Marshal. Your Majesty already knows what you want to talk about, and let you take the things away." Stay, and then go back quickly to protect Tang Seng to go to the West to learn scriptures."

"He already knows?" Tianpeng tightened his hand holding the wooden box and asked, "Then what did he say?"

The fairy said: "I don't know."

The canopy is also a province, what's the use of asking a little maid about such things.He sighed secretly, and said, "This thing is very important, I will hand it over to the Jade Emperor myself."

The two fairies looked at each other and said, "Marshal, what your majesty means is that you give the things to me and go back quickly."

"Leave it to you?" Tianpeng immediately sensed that something was wrong, and the eyes of the two fairies just now made him even more puzzled, "This thing is very important, it's better to be cautious. Just fine."

After finishing speaking, the canopy was about to walk in.

But the two fairies took a step in the middle at the same time, blocking the way of the canopy, and said: "Marshal, Your Majesty has ordered that no one is allowed to enter his bedroom without his order."

At this moment, it would be strange if the canopy couldn't detect any problems.

He didn't say anything at the moment, just swung the two little fairies away with his power, kicked open the door, and slipped in.

Those two little fairies were no match for Marshal Tianpeng, and they were directly KO'd by a move. Seeing Tianpeng go in, they quickly chased after them, and said loudly: "Marshal, please don't embarrass us. Your Majesty is indeed not in the bedroom. I also said No one is allowed to trespass!"

Canopy walked around the bedroom, confirmed that the Jade Emperor was not here, and came out, but he didn't hand over the body of the land to the two fairies, but asked coldly: "How do I know that the two of you are together?" Is it true?"

After finishing speaking, he didn't care about the faces of the two fairies, and directly placed a restriction on the Jade Emperor's bedroom, then turned and left.That restriction can naturally be resolved with the Jade Emperor's cultivation base, but it is not necessarily the case for these two fairies.

... The Jade Emperor knew his cultivation level, if he really wanted to stop him from entering the palace, he would definitely not find two lowly fairies to stop him.And he has freely entered the Jade Emperor's bedroom for thousands of years, everyone knows this, why did the Jade Emperor suddenly send two people who obviously couldn't stop him to stop him?

Originally, he thought that nothing happened in Heavenly Court, but now it seems... Heavenly Court is much more strange than what happened in the mortal world.

... There was no news of the Jade Emperor in Tianpeng, and he searched for a long time in the places he frequented, but he couldn't find it. If he didn't happen to see Yue Lao who seemed to be looking for something in Pantaoyuan, he probably would never have thought of it ... The Jade Emperor came back to this place.

Tianpeng frowned and looked up at the three big characters on the plaque above his head, always feeling that the doubts in his heart were going to explode - Guanghan Palace.

"Xiao'e, what do you think of the taste of this flat peach?"

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

"Xiao'e, are you used to living in Guanghan Palace? Do you want to move to my bedroom?"

"Thank you Your Majesty, Chang'e is used to living here."

"Hey, it's fine if you get used to it, come live in my bedroom, a new environment is very important to people's mood!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty, Chang'e..."

Bang—the typical courtship process was interrupted by a loud bang.

The Jade Emperor and Chang'e looked at the source of the sound at the same time, and saw Wu Gang looking at the canopy in shock, and the canopy was putting his hand on a broken osmanthus tree, listening to the sound... the osmanthus tree should be It was just broken.

"Why are you here?" The Jade Emperor didn't show any surprise when he saw the canopy here, and seemed to say with disgust, "Shouldn't you protect that child to go to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures? Why did you come here? "

Tianpeng didn't speak, he was afraid that if he opened his mouth, he would pounce on him angrily and bite someone.

"Don't worry, it's fine here," the Jade Emperor waved his hand, "I already know what you're going to say, put it down and go, or the child will be in danger."

Canopy still didn't speak, but just gave Chang'e a cold look.

Chang'e was very sensible, so she stood up immediately and said, "I'll go get the marshal a cup of tea."

Tianpeng's anger receded a little, and he took a deep breath, wanting to have a good talk with the Jade Emperor and listen to his explanation first, but before he finished his breath, he heard the Jade Emperor say, "Hey! Xiao'e, don't go Ah! No need to pour water, no need to pour water, the canopy will leave in a while!"

"Ahem——" Canopy was so angry that he didn't come up, coughing continuously.

"Huh?" The Jade Emperor heard the sound and looked towards the canopy, "Are you sick? It just so happens that I have the elixir made by the Supreme Lord here, which can cure all diseases, and I will give it to you."

After finishing speaking, the Jade Emperor waved his hand casually, and a large pile of bottles and jars appeared in front of the canopy.

The canopy didn't move, the Jade Emperor glanced at him, waved his hand again, and the Qiankun bag of the canopy opened automatically, and then the Jade Emperor put those bottles and cans in it, and he was still not satisfied after putting them in, so he said, "Seeing that you have also approved a lot of memorials for me, I will write you weapons as compensation."

After finishing speaking, the Jade Emperor recruited a large pile of weapons from unknown corners, stuffed them into the Qiankun bag of the canopy, and then tied the Qiankun bag very intimately, and tied it around the waist of the canopy up.

"Okay, the things have been delivered, you can go." The Jade Emperor chased people away again, "If you disturb someone's relationship, you will be kicked by a donkey!"

I don't know which point in this sentence stimulated the canopy. After hearing this sentence, he froze all over, and then released the air-conditioning for three seconds, and then neatly stuffed the wooden box in his hand into Wu Gang's arms , and left without looking back.

During the whole process, Canopy didn't say a word.

... After the canopy left, Guanghan Palace fell into a dead silence.

"Why bother Your Majesty?" Chang'e said after a long time, "If you do this, the marshal will be sad."

"Oh." The Jade Emperor responded lightly, and looked away from the direction where the canopy left, "It's getting late, I have something to do, I'm going back to the Lingxiao Palace first, you can follow me too."

Chang'e smiled and said, "Your Majesty really wants me to live in your bedroom?"

"That's right," the Jade Emperor laughed, "I'll have someone decorate my bedroom as your and Wu Gang's new house."

Chang'e just smiled and said nothing.

……

【later】

"Canopy, I don't want to go to court this morning." The Jade Emperor lay on the bed, looking lazily at the canopy, "The Great Demon Lord Wutian has been gone for hundreds of years, and there is nothing to say in the morning court."

"Okay." Tianpeng responded very neatly, turned around and went out to ask the Jade Emperor for leave.

The Jade Emperor turned over and looked at the back of the canopy leaving... His eyes were extremely resentful.

...Tianpeng came back after saying that he would not go to court today, but as soon as he opened the door and came in, he saw the Jade Emperor looking at him sadly, and he didn't feel sleepy at all.

"What's the matter?" After Tianpeng was stunned, he realized that the Jade Emperor must have something to say to him, so he walked towards him (the bed).

The Jade Emperor hinted: "Do you feel that...something is wrong?"

Canopy: "???"

The Jade Emperor rolled his eyes and muttered to himself, "I knew I couldn't talk to you", then waved to Tianpeng and said, "Come here, hold my hand."

"..."

Tianpeng was almost full of question marks, but based on his trust in the Jade Emperor, he still followed the Jade Emperor's words.But he didn't expect that just as he held the Jade Emperor's hand, his eyes suddenly went dark, and he couldn't see anything.

Canopy froze for a moment, "Blindness Curse?"

The Jade Emperor didn't answer him, because in the next second, his lips were blocked by two moist lips, and then a slippery tongue stuck in.

The canopy was terrified, and subconsciously wanted to push the Jade Emperor away, but what he touched was no longer the material of the clothes, but the skin of the red fruit!

Taking advantage of the shock of the canopy, the Jade Emperor quickly pressed the canopy on his bed.

... The two kissed for a long time. The canopy was shocked at the beginning, then became numb later, and finally responded a little bit now. Finally, the Jade Emperor did not feel that his hard work was in vain.

The two separated slightly, and the Jade Emperor removed the blind spell and looked directly into the eyes of the canopy.

"you……"

Canopy stopped after saying a word, as if he didn't know what to say at all.

"What me?" Jade Emperor raised his eyebrows and said domineeringly, "I've taken the initiative to this point, you don't want me to stick my ass up and wait for you?"

"..." Canopy loses his temper by such blunt words.

"Are you a man?" Jade Emperor said contemptuously, "Do you have instincts? If you don't know it, let me teach you? Can you do it? If you can't, I'll be on top!"

"..."

Canopy took a deep breath, turned over, pressed people, kissed, and slid his hand (downward), all in one step.

... The entire dormitory was filled with beauty.

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