Even the murderous little Raven

Although I didn't get any ice cream and was deducted a lot of snacks by Xiao Gongke, Xiao Shou felt that this trip to the supermarket was very meaningful, and I found out what JQ said.

So as soon as he got home, Xiao Shou immediately hid in the toilet and broke the news with the married woman Xiao Zhou.

"Little San is actually with Xiao Si!"

Xiao Zhou, a married woman, was very calm, "Please, are all novels written like this? There's nothing to make a fuss about!"

Xiao Shou realized in an instant, hey, it turned out that I was just played with by Mr. Wuming, life!It's just a few words written by Master Wuming.

Xiao Gong was sorting out the things he bought in the supermarket, but Xiao Shou suddenly rushed out and hugged Xiao Gong.

"what happened to you?"

"I suddenly feel that life is too erratic, so insecure."

Xiao Gong patted him on the head, "I'm sick again!"

Xiao Shou stared at him angrily, "You can't understand the loneliness and loneliness in my heart at all."

In order to let Gong Shou and Gong Shou understand each other more deeply, Xiao Shou decides to seduce Xiao Gong XXOO.

After some deliberation, Xiao Shou put on Mr. Underpants with a fearless spirit, that is, Mr. Underpants with a small hole in the PP!

So when Xiao Gong entered the bedroom that night, he saw Xiao Shou stripped down to only a wretched Mr. Underpants lying on the bed, exuding the aura of "I'm seducing you, throw me down quickly".

Well, if he didn't have meat buns in one hand and soy milk in the other, maybe Xiao Gong would really pounce on him.

Xiao Gong looked at Xiao Shou very responsibly seduced him, dumbfounded, but when he saw the meat bun in his hand, he lost his appetite, what should he do?What's more, Xiao Gong has already made up his mind to abstain from speaking for a week.

Just when Xiao Shou was very puzzled, Xiao Gong was not hungry or thirsty, and he rushed forward to beg for XXOO, Xiao Gong said three words and successfully made Xiao Shou throw away the meat buns and soy milk and shrink back into the quilt. I don't want to come out.

"You are fat!"

Oh, no, do we need to be so lethal!

Is there any beautiful uncle who can bear the fact that he was complained about by his own little gong before H and became fat?

Woohoo, although I know I'm fat, but you don't have to remind me so directly, it's too hurtful to say.

Xiao Shou was very angry, and said that he should not have sex with Xiao Gong at all tonight, even if Xiao Gong finally hugged him and kissed him again and again, he still steadfastly huddled under the blanket and could not come out.

Your sister, if I knew it, I wouldn't throw the clothes so far away, how can I meet people without clothes to cover me, I cried to death...

The weekend of the two of them was spent in Xiao Shou's resentment of "don't think you are fat" and Xiao Gong's self-control of "you must hold back and abstinence".

Since Monday morning, Xiao Shou has spent various interviews, especially regretting the beginning.

Du Niang Agent

"Do you have any questions about our company?" HR asked.

"How much is your company's salary?" Xiao Shou replied.

"..." HR.

Sowolf Play Branch

"We are a game portal, how much do you know about games or what games have you played before?" HR asked.

"I don't understand, I don't play games." Xiao Shou replied.

"..." HR.

a famous game company

"May I ask which online games you have played?" HR asked.

"Three Kingdoms Kill." Xiao Shou replied.

"Then what operating methods can you come up with if you come to operate Three Kingdoms Killing?" HR continued to ask.

"Is there no charge for Three Kingdoms Killing? How do you operate it?" Xiao Shou asked back.

"There is a charge for killing the Three Kingdoms." HR was speechless.

One night, Xiao Shou lay on the bed and recalled his interview experience for so many days, and he felt deeply, how could he be so stupid!How could his job search be so ill-fated?

"Dear Xiao Gong, why did you say I was so honest during the interview?"

"It will be fine after interviewing a few more companies with experience."

"I don't think I was prepared enough to answer their questions."

"Then you should do more homework, answer well in the interview, etc. No matter whether you are qualified or not, you will only talk about advanced companies."

"is this OK?"

"can."

"Really?"

"Really, you can sleep now! Don't wake up in the middle of the night and think about this kind of problem!"

So Xiao Shou fell asleep peacefully, and after falling asleep, he felt uneasy again, because...he saw God again.

"Why do I have an ominous feeling every time I see you?"

God's eyes on Xiaoshou can only be expressed in one sentence, "You stupid human being".

When Xiaoshou found out that Xiaosan and Xiaosi were together, Xiaoshou despaired of Master Wuming!

Because his rebirth is really one!point!meaning!righteous!All!without!have!

His life is just a mess!fee!Pen!ink!

Master Anonymous is simply eating!full!up!support!Go!out!Come!cheat!money!of!

So the little shou resigned, "Tell me, what do you want to say this time? How does Master Wuming want to play with me again?"

"Master Wuming said that she will give you a big surprise in the next two days."

"Your sister's, it's a surprise for Mao, she will definitely give me a big shock!" Xiao Shou raised his hand angrily, and God jumped back in fright and shouted: "If you dare to hit me again, I'll just call my son!" Then he fled away quickly, leaving Xiao Shou not even a duck feather.

Xiao Shou decided to go to the Catholic Church tomorrow to sue Maria!At least let her keep Jesus in charge and let Jesus stand by while God gets punched.

Children who fight are not good children!

However, it didn't take long for Xiao Shou to receive a surprise from Master Wuming.

He called his family Xiao Gong in horror, "Xiao Gong, it's not good, our family has a psychopath!"

Xiao Gong calculated the time and said, "It's Dr. Li! Today is the time for him to visit the doctor."

"Is he a horseman?"

"The person who chats with you."

"But he looks like a pervert, and I don't want to chat with him at all."

"You treat him like air and chat with air."

"But talking to air sounds a bit abnormal!"

"No, it's normal, don't think about it!"

"Oh!"

Xiao Shou hung up the phone, trying to treat the pervert on the opposite side as air, but the very first sentence said by this air made him not calm.

Air said: "I am your personal doctor."

"What's wrong with me?"

"Delusional disorder."

"Nani?"

"Have you often dreamed of God or heard the voice of Lord Anonymous lately?"

Xiao Shou nodded, indicating that his brain cells were not enough.

"That was all imagined by you!"

Air continued: "There is no God, there is no Lord Anonymous, and you are not the author of her works, everything is just your imagination!"

Xiao Shou fell to the ground, this is really not an ordinary fright!

The author has something to say: Hahahaha, those who are struck by lightning, raise your hands! ! !

Is the truth of me really cheating?

Don't say that I revealed the truth too suddenly without foreshadowing. Xiaoshou went to see a doctor in Chapter 1. It's because you didn't see the essence through the phenomenon!

However, if I say that this article ends here, wouldn’t it be more cheating?Do you really want to slap me to death?

Hahahaha~(≧▽≦)/~