The daily war as a bug

Huan Lancer - don't you think this scene is exactly the same as the legend of Diarmuid Audina? "

Someone blinked and looked carefully at Lancer who had completely disappeared into scattered green light spots. That Sola seemed to have completely lost his mind because of Lancer's death. He waved a magic bombardment at Saber. Aim at Irisviel.Someone laughed at this scene - this is obviously the rhythm to be pinched!If that Sora could injure or even kill Saber's Master, wouldn't it be easier for him to pick up the leak~

However, just as someone was waiting maliciously for both sides to suffer, a chill suddenly ran through his whole body.

"Be careful!" Reflexively rushed forward and pressed Matou Kariya under his body, only to hear a gunshot, a small hole suddenly appeared in the middle of Sora's forehead on the field, a stream of blood spurted out, the red-haired woman stared The expression of unwillingness in the big eyes was frozen forever.

And another bullet flew right above someone's head.

"Laas Yah Nir——Raan Mir Tah!" The dragon roared out, the air vibrated slightly, and two red figures emerged from their hiding places without warning, and at the same time a large flock of birds gathered around them at a very fast speed, just in time Block the line of sight in the scope.

Emiya Kiritsugu clicked his tongue, the noisy flock of birds caused him a lot of trouble, he tried hard to drive away the flock of birds, and when he fired again, that certain person and Kariya Matou had disappeared.Quietly looking at the roof where Berserker's master and servant were hiding, Emiya Kiritsugu finished the work in frustration, raising the other party's attention level by one level in his heart.

Matou Kariya is nothing to be afraid of, it is that Berserker who is in trouble.I can't find any information at all, and I can't find a corresponding hero according to the existing information. The ability is also very difficult. The dragon attribute can also restrain Saber, so it must be removed as soon as possible.

Emiya Kiritsugu over there was summing up the failure, while someone over here led Matou Kariya to retreat resolutely, and told Tohsaka Tokito that he had been ambushed.

"Are you really sure that Saber's Master is that artificial human? There is no command spell on the back of her hand, but that Emiya Kiritsugu makes me feel more like a Master."

Tohsaka Tokichen pondered for a moment, left a sentence "I will pay attention" and cut off the communication. Kariya Matou put away the communication gem and said to someone: "Let's leave Saber alone? It's rare that the other party is seriously injured."

"I'll send you back first and then come to watch. If I can meet a good time, I'll just shoot."

"Then be careful."

"It's okay, no one can stop me from running away." Someone had a proud face, and the corners of Kariya Matou's mouth twitched, muttering what is there to be proud of.

A certain person moved very quickly. According to the information from the familiar that he let go before, he tracked all the way to a Japanese-style mansion with a large area.Emiya Kiritsugu was not inside, and the magic sensor Saber was not nearby, but the woman who attacked him before and Irisviel were both in the warehouse in the corner of the courtyard.Someone vigilantly performed an invisibility technique on himself, and stuck to the corner to eavesdrop on the conversation inside.

——However, I heard something extraordinary.

"Does Kiritsugu really know everything? Does he know what kind of state you are in right now?"

"Yes, that's why he gave me Saber's scabbard - the remote utopia - do you know its effect?"

"The ability to stop aging and heal infinitely - I've heard so."

Someone didn't listen to the following words at all, and only those words were left in his mind:

unlimited healing

Tohsaka Sakura's body has long been occupied by insects and Matou Zouken. Even if he seals Dawnbreaker into the opponent's body, the damage already done cannot be undone, not to mention that Matou Zouken is likely to kill him under the threat of death. Tohsaka Sakura is the boarding body, but if you have Saber's scabbard——

Trying to lower his shortness of breath, the corner of someone's mouth involuntarily raised an arc of sincere joy:

Ah, my Master, even if you don't need the Holy Grail, I can help you realize your wish!

——The way, I found it!

The author has something to say: So who is the CP? It’s super tangled——

Jin Shining is the most vocal, but I can't grasp that bastard king at all. To write about him is simply looking for abuse.However, Matou Kariya, who I was originally optimistic about, now has a vague reunion with Tohsaka Toki... Ahem, I mean the tendency to rejoice with friends, and I suddenly feel that these two people can actually make do with each other (dead fish eyes collapsed).The last spearman... I just want to poach him, I have no intention of letting him be the hero again...

So it's so tangled (painful face).

And the daily dragon roar commentary:

"Raan Mir Tah"-[Beast Loyalty] A roar that seeks help from wild beasts, and they will come to join the battle to help players defend against enemies.

"LaasYahNir" is [Whispering Halo] used before, so I won't explain it.

☆, Eleven, the so-called tradition of the Tohsaka family

Matou Kariya almost jumped up happily after listening to someone's report - in fact, if his left half of his body hadn't been paralyzed, he might have really jumped up - he connected Tohsaka Toki's communication gem on the spot, and the other party was a little confused. Surprised and asked: "You only consider the treatment? Don't forget that the main body of Matou Zouken is the most important thing."

"You don't need to worry about this." Kariya Matou was in a good mood and rarely looked at Tohsaka Toki with a friendly expression. "I am sure enough to kill or expel that old guy. The problem now is how to bring Sakura out. Whether it is me Neither Berserker nor Berserker is a good choice, maybe you can finally come in handy, Shichen." In the end, Matou Kariya still couldn't hold back a stab at the opponent, but the attack of Tohsaka Shichen's self-restraint is really not enough .

"I'm going to meet with the Saber team soon, maybe you can come over and add 'borrowing the scabbard' to the terms of cooperation."

Matou Kariya was taken aback: "You want to cooperate with the Saber team?"

"That's right." Tohsaka Toki's tone was as elegant as ever, "Gather the strength of the three groups to eliminate Rider in one go, and then use Berserker's anti-dragon attribute to eliminate Saber, so the victory is in our hands."

The expression of someone who had been listening in did not know why he suddenly stopped. He stared blankly at the pattern on the opposite wall, and then blinked dully for a while, then blinked again, and moved his gaze to Matou who had finished the call. On Kariya's face:

"Master..."

"Huh?" The happy Matou Kariya rarely smiled, someone opened and closed his mouth several times, and finally sighed: "It's nothing... shall we start now?"

"Of course!" Matou Kariya, who was overwhelmed by joy, didn't notice that something was wrong with someone, and naturally he didn't notice that after he turned around, someone looked at him with deep, dark eyes, with a touch of sadness.

My Master, have you really not discovered it, or have you discovered it but pretended not to know to deceive me...

——No, maybe it's just my overthinking, maybe I guessed wrong... yes, I should guess wrong.

"Berserker? Let's go." Kariya Matou, who had already walked to the door, turned around and saw that someone was still standing there.

[Let's go, Master. 】

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In order to (strike out) deter the opponent (strike out) to express enough sincerity, Tohsaka Jichen called all the combat forces—the Berserker team and Kotominezaki Rei met Irisviel and Saber together, but unexpectedly Irisviel With a rather sharp attitude, they proposed that as long as Rei Kominezaki was in Japan for a day, they would not agree to cooperate. Tohsaka Toki hit the cane unhurriedly, and agreed to the other party's request to "exclude Rei Kominezaki from the Holy Grail War", and promised that tomorrow Send each other away in the morning.

But someone found that Rei Kominezaki's reaction was very abnormal - he clenched his fists violently under the cover of the shadow, and his eyes fluctuated dangerously in an instant.

What happened?Someone thought about it, if Rei Yanminezaki was dissatisfied with Tohsaka Tokito's request to withdraw from the war on his behalf so easily, then he should have this awareness from the beginning, after all, he was just a part of the church supporting Tohsaka Tokito pieces.And judging from the reaction of the Saber team, Rei Kominezaki should have fought against them, but Tohsaka Toki didn't tell them about it, and Tohsaka Toki also seemed to know about it.A certain person rubbed his chin, and suddenly realized that this alliance of his own was actually - quite dangerous.

Rei Yanfengzaki, once the most powerful representative of the church, and the current disciple of Tosaka Shichen, has a ghost in his heart.

Archer is too defiant and uncooperative, Rei Kominezaki is full of ghosts, Tohsaka Toki seems to be too conceited, and the Saber team who is about to join will be stabbed in the end again provokes a gap between the master and apprentice. Ren took a deep breath and looked at Jiantong Yanye with some worry, thinking that he should have a good talk with him.

The negotiation went smoothly. Although there was an episode of Rei Kominezaki in the middle, the three groups formed an alliance smoothly. However, how binding this alliance is is really open to question. The best news for the Berserker group is It was Irisviel who agreed to help treat Tohsaka Sakura. After hearing about what happened to the little girl, this mother was so angry that even Saber couldn't bear it.

After the Saber team left, someone asked Tohsaka Toki if there was anything he didn't tell them, Tohsaka sighed and showed a sad expression: "Risa died."

"How is it possible? Who would attack the supervisor!" Matou Kariya expressed disbelief on the spot, but the expressions of Tohsaka Tokito and Kotominezaki Rei made him understand that this was not a joke, so his face became serious.

The Holy Grail War that lost the supervisor... Someone pondered, always felt that the direction of this war was getting weirder, and at the same time had a clue about the attitude of Kotominezaki Rei.

This Tosaka Toki is really... what can I say about him, the disciple's father has just passed away, and he wants the other party to leave Japan immediately, anyone will be dissatisfied.

His thoughts became a mess, someone simply stopped thinking about it, and brought the topic to Tohsaka Sakura.

Tohsaka Toki means that after sending Kotominezaki Rei away tomorrow, he will go to the Matou residence and try to bring Tohsaka Sakura out, but someone is thinking about the dangerous and fragile relationship between this guy and Kotominezaki Rei and Matou's dirty Yan attached great importance to Tohsaka Sakura, and felt that this was really not a good idea, but he did not open his mouth to refute, but expressed his concerns to Matou Kariya after returning to the small villa.

"Then what do you mean?" Matou Kariya's originally joyful smile turned dark again, and his brows were wrinkled.

"My idea is that we should go and steal Tohsaka Sakura out now. You said that Tohsaka Sakura is usually asleep at this time, and Matou Zouken will hide in the study for some reason. My spirit can Sneaking in, hypnotizing Tohsaka Sakura and bringing her out, Matou Zouken shouldn't be alarmed."

"But..." This is too risky.Matou Kariya's words were interrupted by someone: "Master, I said that I will definitely fulfill your wish, now time is running out, we can't delay any longer."

"Time is running out?" Matou Kariya asked doubtfully, "What does this mean?"

"...No, it's nothing, it's just that I have a bad premonition in my heart... I always feel that something bad will happen if I don't end this matter quickly." Someone answered vaguely, lowering his eyes and not looking into Matou Kariya's eyes .

"Are you referring to Sakura—!" Kariya Matou was the first to think of Sakura Tohsaka, combined with what someone said to him when he saw the little girl for the first time, he took it for granted that it was Sakura Tohsaka The soul will not hold on.

"It's not too late, let's go right away!"

"Yes." Someone handed Matou Kariya a sword wrapped in black cloth, and said, "This is Dawnbreaker, please take it to the Saber team when I steal Tohsaka Sakura, and do it in advance." Get ready, I will go directly back to Saber and their base, it is best to end this matter as soon as possible!"

"Aren't you going to tell the time?"

"No, he's still busy talking about Rei Minezaki, and he can't help much." It seemed that this sentence was very useful to Matou Kariya, he laughed softly, and took the long sword: "Then see Yours, Berserker, watch out for that old bug."

"Yes." Someone put on the helmet, and the black spots of light dissipated in the air.

It was difficult to detect the heroic spirit after it was transformed into a spirit. In addition, someone's invisibility technique that came from another world was very effective in this world. He sneaked all the way into Tohsaka Sakura's bedroom without alarming any alarms.The little girl on the bed was sleeping deeply, someone cautiously appeared in the blind spot of vision, quietly drew the symbol of calming technique with his right hand, then poured a bottle of paralysis potion for Tohsaka Sakura, and hugged Tohsaka Sakura who was completely unconscious. Sakazakura jumped out of the window, and after leaving Matou House, summoned Avak and ran towards the Japanese-style mansion of the Saber team.

Matou Kariya has already arrived at the base of the Saber team. Under the guidance of Iris Viel, he drew a sealing circle on the floor of the warehouse, and someone carefully placed the little girl in the center of the circle.Matou Kariya knelt in front of Tohsaka Sakura in the middle of the night, arranging her hair pitifully, but Tohsaka Sakura suddenly opened her eyes and grabbed his wrist and pulled it violently, while the other hand pointed like a knife. Insert | into Matou Kariya's chest!

"What...?" Matou Kariya staggered and knelt down on the ground, meeting Tohsaka Sakura's eyes: "No! You are Matou Zouken!"

The Master was wounded right in front of his eyes, someone with a hideous face drew his sword and slashed, but was stopped by Saber: "Wait! This child is possessed!"

"Get out of the way!" Someone pushed Saber away vigorously, and with a flick of his wrist, the Dawnbreaker that was originally on the table appeared in his palm in an instant. Dasheng, Zouken Matou who controlled Sakura Tohsaka's body and Kariya Matou screamed at the same time. Saber stood in front of Kariya Matou sharply. Someone gave her a grateful glance. Dawnbreaker pierced Tohsaka Sakura's left leg mercilessly, preventing her from escaping.

"Damn it! You all should die!!!" Matou Zouyan roared, countless winged blade insects poured out from unknown corners, someone summoned the White Land Blade with his left hand, and kept holding one in each hand The posture of the sword danced frantically, one bright and one dark, and the two swords dragged a long phantom to form a circle. With the double blessing of expelling undead creatures and restraining undead and dark creatures, the menacing winged blade insects could not reach In five seconds, they will be defeated.

"Break!" With a roar, the swarm of insects standing in front of Matou Zouken was instantly smashed into pieces, and two long swords pierced through his shoulders like fangs, nailing Tohsaka Sakura's body firmly to the wall superior.

"FaasRuMaar!" Panic!

After expelling the last bit of flying insects, someone skillfully removed Tohsaka Sakura's limbs, and cut her neck with a palm, Matou Zouken's venomous screams stopped abruptly, and his whole body softened.

Pulling out the two swords, someone put Tohsaka Sakura back into the sealing circle, and the Dawnbreaker in his hand threw it at Irisviel: "Hurry up!"

"Ah?—Ah!" Alice Firth, who was so frightened, regained her senses and beckoned Saber to help. Someone stood in front of Matou Kariya instead of Saber to block the light of dawn, staring blankly. Looking at Tohsaka Sakura, his right hand held Matou Kariya's wrist.

[Master, I'm sorry. 】

[…] Kariya Matou didn't know what to say, scolded him for hurting Tohsaka Sakura like this?Or thank him for restraining the old man Matou Zouyan?

[It doesn't matter how you punish me, I just want to tell you that you are my Master, I will never allow anyone to hurt you in front of me, this is my duty as a servant! 】

Matou Kariya took a few deep breaths, and finally punched someone on the back: [If something happens to Sakura, I...I...] I will definitely not be able to help but kill you.

Matou Kariya couldn't say it.

Over there, Irisviel had already put the scabbard into Tohsaka Sakura's body first. At this time, Dawnbreaker was being sealed, and the irritated worms came out of the little girl's body and fled in a panic. The comatose Tohsaka Sakura twitched in pain. , the wounds on his body were constantly being bitten by insects and continued to heal, and felt that Matou Kariya's fingers grabbing his arm were almost pinched into the flesh. Someone's heart was turned, and he threw a bottle of potion: "Give her this down!"

Saber caught the crystal bottle, opened Tohsaka Sakura's chin without hesitation and fed her the medicine, Tohsaka Sakura woke up from the coma, and let out a long and piercing scream.

"This...!" Saber and Irisviel looked in disbelief at the worms that had been cleaned out of Tohsaka Sakura's body, and Matou Kariya gasped behind him: "Disease-killing potion?"

"Well." Someone nodded, "Tohsaka Sakura is different from you. She has an innate excellent magic power circuit. Even if all the bugs are expelled, it will only destroy some circuits that were forcibly developed."

The Dawnbreaker entered Tohsaka Sakura's body little by little, and everyone heard an old scream. A shriveled and weak brain worm broke through her chest and flew out. The wound healed quickly under the action of the scabbard. But the cerebrates rushed towards Matou Kariya non-stop.

"Don't think about hurting my Master again!" Someone was furious, waved a magic shield and stood in front of Matou Kariya, and at the same time reached out and quickly grabbed the brain worm.Heroic spirits are existences far beyond common sense, and their full blows can even reach supersonic speeds, so the cerebrates were pinched by someone before they had time to react.A flame ignited out of thin air in his palm, and someone smiled ferociously. While roasting the brain worm with magical flames, he tightened his strength bit by bit. On his fingers, his teeth were broken by the hard demon armor.

"I curse——curse you! Curse all of you!——you all——" The voice stopped abruptly, and someone shook off the slime on his hand with a look of disdain, and sneered: "Want to curse me? You don't have that Qualifications! Even the fifteen demon gods of Nirn can do nothing to me, you are just a mere worm, just obediently go to hell, don't lose face here!"

The light of the Dawnbreaker completely disappeared, Sakura Tohsaka trembled on the floor, and fainted again.

"It's done." Irisviel wiped off her sweat, and carefully hugged Tohsaka Sakura: "The Dawnbreaker has been completely sealed inside this child. Fortunately, there is a scabbard, and her wounds have all healed. After waking up, you must take good care of yourself."

Matou Kariya took over the thin girl with a gentle expression: "I will take good care of her. I owe Sakura, and the Matou family also owes her a future, so I will repay her in my life."

"In this way, I can rest assured." Irisviel felt Matou Kariya's sincerity, smiled and nodded, and then fell limply to the ground without warning.

"Ellie!"

"Irisviel!"

Saber and Matou Kariya screamed in shock, Saber took a stride to support each other, and put his right hand on her sweaty forehead: "It's the lack of magic power...Damn it!"

Look at Saber's expression, there is something hidden here, but people don't intend to say that so-and-so and Matou Kariya will not ask, someone took out a few bottles of pure magic-replenishing potion and handed it to Saber, the other party thanked and carefully fed Alice Phil drank it down, and then forcefully, a gorgeous and handsome princess carried him back to the bedroom.

"..."

"..."

Someone rubbed his eyes, and murmured to Matou Kariya: "Master, that Saber... is a woman, right?"

"Ah... um..." Matou Kariya unconsciously uttered two syllables, "Just now I thought I saw a medieval knight... No wonder people at that time didn't recognize King Arthur's true gender, and she was indeed enough ...heroic."

A faint wave of magic power came out of Kariya Matou's pocket while the two were stunned. Someone helped Kariya Matou, who was holding Tohsaka Sakura in his arms, took out the communication gem, fed it a few times, but the other end didn't respond. Responding, just as he was wondering, Tohsaka Tokichen's weak voice came from inside:

"Small...be careful..."

The eyes of the two of them widened suddenly, the voice was filled with a taste of death, could it be that——? !

"……be careful--……"

"Hello? Time? Time!" Jiantong Yanye yelled towards the communication gem, but saw that the light on the always bright red gem dimmed, and a crack burst out with a crisp crackling sound. into pieces.

"This is—" Matou Kariya's pupils tightened violently, "This gem is maintained by the magic power of time, unless he dies, it will continue to work—"

"I'm going to the Tohsaka mansion!" Someone put down the gem fragments and left a familiar next to Matou Kariya, and then immediately disappeared as a spirit, and rushed to the Tohsaka mansion with the unique speed of a heroic spirit.Matou Kariya waited restlessly in the warehouse. Two minutes later, someone's dry voice came from the master-slave link.

【Master, at the time of Tohsaka, he...has died. 】

With a buzzing sound in his head, Matou Kariya froze in place for an instant: [No... how is it possible... that guy is Tohsaka Tokichen!How could he die! 】

[Master... please forgive me. 】

【...Berserker, he, how did he die? 】

[I was pierced into my heart by a sharp weapon from the back, but I didn't die instantly, but died of blood loss. 】

【……I see.Come back, it's not safe there right now, and Saber's place isn't necessarily safe. 】

【Yes. 】

At the end of the link, Matou Kariya sat in a wheelchair with Tohsaka Sakura in his arms, lowered his head for a long while before quietly murmuring to himself:

"Shichen, you... you, you are still the same, you always lose the chain at critical moments..."

The author has something to say: This chapter of Mouth Hu is not happy at all! I am not happy! !Damn, hate, hate, what I want is relaxation and joy, why would the wind become like this QAQ? !

And... what about the agreed-upon hidden time o_O??? I actually wrote the time to death... (kneeling down on the ground with a broken body) Here is my original outline...it was very happy That's right...but because I suddenly found that the timeline was wrong, I changed it again and again, and the result was that this article was not happy at all! Mouth!

Original outline:

Someone was dealing with the sea demon, Kariya Matou ran to find Tohsaka Toki for a showdown, and told the other party the truth about Matou Zouyan and the situation of Tohsaka Sakura, Tohsaka Toki agreed to help Matou Kariya seize the position of Patriarch and find a cure for Tohsaka Sakazakura’s method, who would have received the news that Tohsaka Toki had died at the hands of Kominezaki Rei the next night (someone (stunned): Fuck! Matou Kariya (jump): This guy is really important Time to lose the chain!!), but also received Tohsaka Toki's last words: Avalon

The problem is that Avalon is known by the public as an important island in the legend of King Arthur, the kingdom of elves that created the sword of the king. Only a few people know that King Arthur’s scabbard is also called this name, and the master and slave are puzzled finally decided to meet King Arthur privately to ask for help

PS. There are currently two equally divided answers to the CP question: Mapo and no CP—so many people choose Mapo?In this article, his sense of existence is obviously lower than that of Brother Gun. It’s unscientific for so many people to suggest him... If I said that I didn’t plan to choose Brother Gun and Ma Po from the beginning, would I be sacked (shake) because of this Two of them have already been the male protagonists in one of my previous fan stories (Shaan Shou).In addition, a relative mentioned to find one in F/SN, but I haven't watched the fifth battle yet...so I will stop for a few days after the end of the fourth battle to make up for the animation (don't slap your face!)

☆、Irresponsible Fanwai·50 Questions about the Sexuality of Geese·Top [-]

Backstage, someone took a notebook and approached Kariya Matou who was laughing at Tosaka Toki's death: "So you're here, Master."

"Berserker? Is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yeah." Someone nodded, "ah, Mr. Tohsaka is also here, so I'll look for it later. That's right, the author gave me this notebook just now, asking you and Mr. Tohsaka to answer the question. It can be regarded as a celebration for Mr. Tohsaka's exit."

"That kind of inelegant thing has no meaning of celebration." Tohsaka Tokichen twitched the corner of his mouth imperceptibly.

"Don't say that, Shichen, it's rare for you to be different, of course we have to commemorate it!" Jian Tongyan twitched while covering his stomach and laughing: "Berserker, what's the problem?"

"It is said that there are a total of fifty." Someone set up the video recorder and opened the first page of the notebook: "But the author also said that she may not have to answer every one of them, and she mainly wants to give readers an explanation."

Matou Kariya nodded: "Then read it."

"Yes."

[In the following, Matou Kariya is abbreviated as J, and Tosaka Tokichen is abbreviated as Y. A certain person is a certain person. Two characters are easier to type than four characters. 】

Someone: 1. May I have your name?

Y: Next is the current patriarch of the Tohsaka family, Tohsaka Toki.

J: It's your ex (glance), you're already dead, and the question is only asking for your name, but it's really stupid to answer an extra question about your identity.

Someone: Well, Master, answer the question...

J: Kariya Matou

Someone: 2. What is your age?

Y: ...

J: Lao Xu never said that...but I'm younger than Shi Chen.

Someone: Well, why don't you tell me about your birthday to meet the business.

Y: June 6

J: March 3

Someone: 3. What is the gender?

Y: Male.

J: Why do you ask this kind of question, do you check your household registration?Of course it's a man.

Someone: 4. What is your personality like?

Y: It is Tohsaka’s family motto to be elegant at all times. At the same time, I consider myself to be serious and rigorous. Of course, self-confidence is also essential.

J: I am very patient with children, relatively independent, dare to think and act, otherwise I would not have left the family.

Someone: 5. The character of the other party?

Y: It is very impolite to criticize others behind their backs.

J: I'm right here, bastard time!Where is the back!

Someone: Ahem, why don't you skip this question?

J: What to skip?This guy is so conceited and stinky as hell, and he's always unreasonable!Putting on the airs of nobility at every turn, as long as it is for the so-called "glory of the magic family", a bastard who can abandon even his own daughter!

Someone: M, Master, Mr. Tohsaka is right next to you... Oh Mr. Tohsaka, please don't get angry, Master is just a little too excited...

Y: It doesn't matter.

J: Humph!

Someone: 6. When did the two meet?Where?

Y: The first time I met Kariya was when I was ten years old. At that time, Tong Zouyan brought him to Tohsaka House as a guest, and I was in charge of entertaining him.

J: That's what he said.

Someone: 7. Your first impression of the other person?

Y: Criticism from behind——

Someone (interrupted): This is not a criticism (waves hand), just an initial impression.

Y: ...Well, if I really want to describe it, it would probably be 'the little guy who is always very unhappy'.

J: Who is the little guy? !I'm only two years younger than you!

Someone: Master, stop arguing, pay attention to answering questions, questions.

J: Che——(turning his head unhappily) The first impression, I remember, was 'a very elegant and noble brain'.

Y: ...

Someone (muttering): Master seems to be in a bad mood?Talking to Tohsaka Shichen before would not be so sharp.

Someone: 8. What do you like about the other person?

Y: People who abandon their vocation as a magician and evade the obligations brought by their own blood, how—

J (interrupted irritably): Shi Chen, you have the guts to say it again!

Y (sigh): I'm just telling the truth.

J (black face and veins): In my name - tear it up! (Wing blade worms spew out overwhelmingly)

Y (elegant waving of the cane): Intensiveeinascherung——

Someone (dispelling a magic shield in a hurry to separate the two): Master, calm down!Tohsaka-san, please don't be as knowledgeable as my idiot——

J: Berserker what do you mean?Don't forget that I am your Master!

Someone: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, anyway, calm down, Mr. Tohsaka, I always thought that you have strong self-control, so don't make trouble together!

Y: I apologize for the trouble, but Kariya attacked first, and I was just forced to defend. ——By the way, Kariya, my fire attribute magic is just right to restrain your bug and water attribute.

J (jump): You——!

Someone (covers face, uses calming technique): Mr. Tohsaka, shut up...

[After both of them return to normal]

Someone: 9. What do you hate about the other party?

Y: When I saw that I would do it within three sentences, even if I didn't do it, I would always use words to mock me, which troubled me a lot.

J: I hate everything!

Y (sigh): Let's see.

Someone: ...

Someone: 10. Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Y (retort elegantly): What do you think?

J: How could they be compatible?I've been at odds with this guy since I was a kid!

Someone: 11. What do you call the other person?

Y: I always call him 'Kariya'.

J: Shichen, it has been called that since I was a child.

Someone: 12. How do you want to be called by the other party?

Y: Just keep it as it is. With Kariya's character, if he really changed his name, he would be cursing.

J: Speaking of which, I have never paid attention to this aspect... Forget it, just keep it like this.

Someone: 13. If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Y: Dogs, most of the time they are gentle, but occasionally they can be aggressive.

J: Peacock!

Someone: 14. If you want to give a gift to the other party, would you give it?

Y: Huh?Is it a birthday present?This has always been left to the housekeeper to deal with.

Someone: What if you come by yourself?

Y: Well... probably a Siberian Husky.

Someone: Siberian Husky?Isn't that the husky?

J: Shichen, are you implying that I'm dick? !

Y: I don’t mean that, just to complement you. The sled dog, which is almost identical in appearance to the wild wolf, has an unexpectedly gentle personality, while you have a gentle appearance but a more irritable personality—especially when it comes to me.

J: @#￥%&...in my name——

Someone (quickly stops): Master!If you want to make a call, let's call together after the question is asked, and answer it now!

J: ...Okay, then I'll give him a pen.

Someone: Why?

J: So that he can sign the divorce papers!This kind of man is not good enough for Sister Kui!

Y: I wanted to ask a long time ago, Kariya, don't you have a tendency to fall in love with sisters?

J: What did you say—? ! (held down by someone)

Someone (casting tranquility again): The two of you... (sigh helplessly)

Someone: 15. So what gift would you like for yourself?

Y: As long as it’s a normal gift, it’s fine, but don’t just buy it from small stalls, it’s too cheap.

Someone: Is it my illusion?I always feel that Mr. Tohsaka is slowly becoming vicious...

J: Well, the signed divorce agreement.

Someone (black line): Master, how obsessed are you with this...

Someone: 16. What is there for the other party?