teacher!I'm hungry

Life is unhurried, and the life with the students is full of fun. Xu Lifeng's work is also relaxed and happy. The main reason is that when he asked Fang Qin to answer questions recently, he would think about giving the answer. Although his expression was extremely irritable, but At least he began to respect himself as a teacher.

This Saturday, I made an appointment to go fishing with my buddy Li Xiaoran.The car bumped and drove to the countryside near the city before the sun flooded the land. There was a river for irrigation. Li Xiaoran boasted that he once caught a five-jin carp here.

Follow Li Xiaoran to a banyan tree by the river, set up a stool and put on bait, there is a slow water area in front, look at the dark blue waters, this area should have been developed by excavators, the flow of running water is basically invisible to the naked eye, There must be a lot of fish in this deep pool.

After setting up the fishing rod, since Xu Lifeng basically belonged to the novice level, Li Xiaoran couldn't wait to teach his own fishing experience, such as buying the bait of that size, taking out the rod after shaking for a few seconds, and the correct way to take out the rod The method and so on, Xu Lifeng just satisfied his sense of accomplishment, and let him point out without refuting at all.

Li Xiaoran was a jobless vagrant, when he got tired of studying in college, he would drop out of school to do nothing. As soon as he got home, his father would take a feather duster and drive him around the house.His father has a company to do some small business, so he invested some money to open a bar for Li Xiaoran. Because this kid has a huge social circle, various "heroes" come to support him every now and then. Get up and running.

Since he works at night, he can spend some time fishing during the day and enjoy the breath of nature.

Xu Lifeng was tickled by Li Xiaoran's dictation of the big fat fish and the big red fish, and he finally started to operate it today.

Here the water is clear and the land is wide, and the river bank is full of green and moist green grass. I walked here just now, and my trousers were wet with dew.Because of the golden sunshine in the morning, the vast green space is also covered with bricks and stones.

He took a deep breath, and exclaimed with great enjoyment, "It's cool, it's so cool! I really can't see it, Xiao Zi, you, a bastard, can still be attracted by such a literary and artistic place."

"You're so fucking rude." Li Xiaoran stood up and put on a gentleman's pose, "It's been so many years since I graduated from high school, I've been reborn a long time ago, and now my bone marrow is full of endless literature, art, spirit, interest."

"Come on, your trick is just to bluff little girls, who doesn't know that you are a wolf in human clothing."

Xu Lifeng knew Li Xiaoran too well. This kid has been a playboy since he was a child, ignorant and incompetent.His experience of flirting with women is stronger than his experience of cheating and copying homework, but he has never had a regular and serious talk with a girlfriend. He has a long-held life creed-the absurd and unrestrained life does not need to be explained, and the unrestrained youth does not need to be explained. hovering.

Li Xiaoran smiled, "It seems that you still understand me." He sat down again and stabilized the fishing rod, "I heard that your mother has chosen a girlfriend for you?"

"Well, he almost forgot about my own son, and talked about that woman all day long."

"Yo! It seems that brother, you don't like it very much." Li Xiaoran smiled meaningfully at him, "I said, I've never seen you like any woman, you wouldn't..."

Xu Lifeng picked up a rock from the ground and threw it at him very rudely, "There are so many fish for you!"

The two chatted for a while with cigarettes in their mouths, when a muffled bark of a cow caught Xu Lifeng's attention.

Looking along the river bank, a fat buffalo is approaching with twisted steps and mooing, walking slowly and comfortably while chewing the tender grass.Beside him was a little boy holding a rope, with a big black straw hat covering almost his entire head.

The child's figure is very familiar, but his body is very stiff. Apart from moving mechanically while holding the rope, he doesn't make any unnecessary movements.

The child didn't seem to notice that there were two people here, and walked straight over.

He lowered his head listlessly, and because Xu Lifeng was sitting, he could barely see his face.

Xu Lifeng called out tentatively, "Xiao Qin?"

The child glanced at Xu Lifeng, and regained his energy like a Popeye who had eaten spinach. His shoulders lifted, his neck straightened up, his head went up, his hat fell to the ground, and he was like a hedgehog ready to attack at any time. state.

Xu Lifeng saw this kid clearly, and he was still as domineering as ever. He didn't know where he got the courage to be so arrogant, or why he was so arrogant.However, Fang Qin has a kind of courage that he admires, has aura, and can hold back.

Fang Qin stood there blinking and staring at Xu Lifeng, while the cow mooed beside him to show his master's support, one man and one cow seemed to be asking for territory and clearing the place.

Li Xiaoran was a little confused, why did this kid come here, he raised his chin towards Xu Lifeng, "Brother, do you know him?"

"Well, my student." He turned his head and asked Fang Qin again, "Do you want to soak in buffalo?" This pool is obviously very suitable for soaking in buffalo.

"Well, but I can let the teacher fish, but I have a condition."

The child's eyes stared blankly at the bread and water beside his stool as if they were on fire, his throat quivered up and down unconsciously, and even a fool could guess his conditions.However, Xu Lifeng was very relieved that he didn't drive the cattle to drive them away, and he didn't stare at him and say, "Teacher, I want your bread."

"It's embarrassing to occupy your territory. Within the scope of the teacher's ability, I will promise you any conditions. Tell me?" This trick is called using love to influence students.

Li Xiaoran raised his eyebrows at the side, Xu Lifeng can also bear the burden of humiliation.

"I want your things," Fang Qin pointed to the bread.

Xu Lifeng stood up, smiled and gave him the whole plastic bag, he had already had breakfast, and for lunch, Li Xiaoran still had enough for the two of them.

The child took the bag unceremoniously, twitched the corner of his mouth triumphantly, and with a twist of his body, drove the cow to the downstream river, sat by the river and began to eat bread seriously.

Li Xiaoran whistled at Xu Lifeng jokingly, "I didn't expect our teacher Xu to be so caring, caring for the disadvantaged and helping the poor students, Ouba, hey~~"

"Go away, that's my evaluation of the quality of teaching, you know what the hell."

"But you're such a cool student, I don't take you seriously at all."

"That's why I have the challenge! He has inspired my long-sleeping fighting spirit. If I don't influence him, I won't be called Xu Lifeng."

Originally, he wanted to make do with Xiao Zi at noon, but when that guy answered a woman's call, he couldn't sit still because of the itching in his ass.

Before taking him away, he asked Xu Lifeng with a sad face, "Brother, as long as you say you want me to stay, I have to stay with you even if I put glue on the stool."

Xu Lifeng scratched his paw away, "Come on, get out of here quickly, lest I get annoyed when I see your frowning face."

Only Xu Lifeng was left under the big banyan tree, and Fang Qin, who was curled up on the left bank with one foot propped on his chin, stared at the buffalo soaking comfortably in the water. The buffalo’s tail was whipping in the water, The splashed water fell from the sky again, and the child's body was also wet a lot.

He wanted to find something to talk to the children, to bring them closer to each other, and to promote harmonious development in the future.Just thinking about it, a seven or eight-year-old child ran over bouncing.

No wonder Xu Lifeng felt that the clothes covered him like a lantern, wasn't it the one he bought for Fang Qin before.

Hearing the child's voice, Fang Qin's back straightened instantly.The child pouted arrogantly and ran behind Fang Qin and kicked him. Fang Qin ignored him, but he kicked him again. He seemed to have said something, but Fang Qin still ignored him.

Xu Lifeng was very depressed. Why is Fang Qin standing there in a daze? Does he have masochism?When he was about to stop him, he saw that Fang Qin had stood up, pushed the child to the ground, rushed up and kicked again and again, hearing the child's screams, his few feet could not be seen. Not under light.

When Xu Lifeng went to pull him away to stop the wounding incident from happening, he heard him yelling for me to take it off.It seems that the kid robbed him of his clothes.

The child got up clutching his belly and ran away quickly, howling as he ran, "You wait for me, I'll tell Dad."

Fang Qin broke free from Xu Lifeng's arm, turned his head away from him, his chest was still heaving and panting.

Xu Lifeng pressed his hands on his shoulders, leaned down to look at him, "Isn't it just a piece of clothing? If you like it, the teacher will buy you another one. It's wrong to hit someone. What if you hurt him? You Can you afford the medical bills?"

The child snorted through his nose, "Teacher, you are really rich, then you can pack a meal for me from now on."

Xu Lifeng's eyes widened, "...to provide food?"

"You buy me food when I'm not eating."

Fortunately, Xu Lifeng breathed a sigh of relief, and did not ask him to provide three meals a day. He hesitated again and again, considering the virtues of human nature, the demeanor of the classroom, and the role model of good Chinese youths, finally he clenched his jaw and pulled out a Smiley, "No...problem!"

When meeting this ancestor, how many packs of cigarettes would he have to smoke less~~

The child was very satisfied, Xu Lifeng could see the light in his eyes.

"However, I also have conditions?"

The child turned his head away again, pursing his lips in displeasure.

"My condition is very simple. I will be in the top [-] of the class in the mid-term exam. Otherwise, the deal will be out of the question," Xu Lifeng waved a few steps in front of him with arms folded.

"this one?"

"Well, that's it."

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