The troubles of the rotten male writer

Although the pants are a little loose after he wears them, they won't fall off!

"Bastard, let's eat noodles with soy sauce!" Jia Zhouyu angrily put a handful of noodles into boiling water without salt and oil, boiled them, picked them up, put them on a plate, poured soy sauce on them, and put them on the table. Face went to the living room to play on the computer.

After Yu Zhou finished washing, he came out and saw his breakfast, and knew that he had played too much, so he didn't dare to complain.After obediently eating up the noodles, he ran to Jia Zhouyu with a gentle smile on his face: "Little uncle, I'm going to the company. I'll be back at noon to buy vegetables. After lunch, we'll go to your dormitory to move things."

"Oh." Jia Zhouyu replied without looking up, staring at the computer screen.Yi Yuzhou put his face on his cold ass, shrugged helplessly, left after saying "you remember to eat breakfast".

Jia Zhouyu said "oh" to the air again, and typed a sentence on the computer.

Porridge Fish: No, I'm shy!

Du Niang is so cool: shy wool!I arrive in City X at four in the afternoon, you must come to the station!

Porridge Fish: I'll find you a handsome guy!

Du Niang is so cool: If you don't come, hum!

After Du Niang finished speaking, the profile picture went dark.Jia Zhouyu fell into the soft sofa with exhaustion, suddenly feeling that the end of the world was coming.It was a private chat between Du Niang and him just now, it seems that his gender can't be concealed soon!

Du Niang is Jia Zhouyu's first reader. From his first article to the present, she has also helped him build a readership. She is also doing daily management.And although the two like to joke with each other, to be honest, they can chat quite well, they can be regarded as very good friends.

Jia Zhouyu is not very good at making friends. During his four years in college, he only got close to three people in the same dormitory, and he didn't know anyone else at all.Now, in addition to the numbers of his adoptive father and eldest brother, there are five people in his phone address book, three roommates, his eldest nephew, and Du Niang.

Jia Zhouyu is undoubtedly a failure in real interpersonal communication. Even on the Internet, he plays all kinds of cute and soft girls, but in fact his real gay friend is Du Niang.Jia Zhouyu doesn't want to lose this only gay friend, but there is a word on the Internet called death by seeing light!What if Du Niang knew that he was not a soft and cute girl and abandoned him!

"Why don't you try wearing women's clothing?"

The author has something to say: ~(≧▽≦)/~The third update is over~=L=Guess if Yu Shou will wear women's clothing~~! !

☆, four

"But where are we going to find women's clothes!" Jia Zhouyu rubbed his face in confusion, as if all the annoying things were coming together!Forget it, let’s code first, but we can’t stop updating.

Jia Zhouyu's coding speed is not slow, but for some reason today, the inspiration burst out. After coding more than one chapter, he coded many saved manuscripts continuously.When Yi Yuzhou came back from shopping for groceries at noon, Jia Zhouyu was still working hard at the computer, still maintaining the same attire he had before going out in the morning.

"Little uncle, have you had breakfast?" Yi Yuzhou put the dishes in the refrigerator one by one. It was already twelve o'clock at noon. Maybe he thought too much, and Yu Zhou laughed at himself. The little uncle has grown up now Yes, you should take care of yourself.

Jia Zhouyu was typing and didn't have time to pay attention to him, so he replied casually: "Not yet."

When Yu Zhou heard the words, his body paused, and then his face turned dark.He slammed the refrigerator door and walked to Jia Zhouyu with a sullen face. Seeing that he was still playing with the computer, he became even more angry. He snatched the notebook and said word by word: "Little uncle, do you know how many days are now?" Is it on?"

"Why do you like to snatch other people's computers so much!" Jia Zhouyu frowned and wanted to snatch the computer back. Although he had used this laptop for more than three years and it was already half disabled, it was his most valuable treasure. !It's always being snatched around, what if it breaks!

Although Jia Zhouyu had a lot of manuscript fees, after deducting his own living expenses, all the rest was donated to the orphanage on the outskirts of the city. Anyway, he didn't write for money, but just liked the feeling that someone would love to read what he wrote.But if the computer breaks down, he won't have the money to buy a new one, so he won't be able to continue writing, which is tantamount to depriving him of his most important hobby!

Seeing Jia Zhouyu's unwillingness to repent, Yi Yuzhou couldn't possibly return the computer to him.Just put one hand on Jia Zhouyu's shoulder, stopped him from standing up, and began to teach condescendingly: "Little uncle, you are such a big man, you don't know how to eat on time? If you get stomach problems in the future, you will have to work hard !"

Jia Zhouyu stared blankly at Yi Yuzhou's face which was not far away. The room is well lit now, and those light gray eyes shone with a few touches of light because they were too angry, making them look very beautiful.But now is not the time to appreciate beauty, and Yi Yu Zhou got angry seriously, and that momentum was also very powerful.

Jia Zhouyu was stunned by Yi Yuzhou's words, and she argued in a low voice, "I forgot, I never got up so early before." Apart from passing by the cafeteria to buy a steamed stuffed bun during morning class, Jia Zhouyu hadn't eaten breakfast for a long time. , where will remember.As soon as he finished speaking, Jia Zhouyu suddenly felt a stomachache.

Seeing Jia Zhouyu's pale face suddenly, Yi Yuzhou knew that Jia Zhouyu was overly hungry, so he quickly suppressed the anger in his heart and poured him a glass of warm water.After Jia Zhouyu drank warm water, the pain was completely relieved, but he began to feel hungry.

"You know it's uncomfortable, don't you?" Seeing Jia Zhouyu's face recovering, Yi Yuzhou said angrily, turned around and went into the kitchen.

Seeing that her eldest nephew was angry, Jia Zhouyu didn't dare to make a mistake, followed behind Yi Yuzhou, and asked in a flattering tone, "Is there anything to eat?" From nine o'clock in the morning until now, once he got away from the crazy The state, all the senses of the body have been restored.Now he is so hungry that even if a cow is placed in front of him, Jia Zhouyu can eat it all!

"There is milk in the refrigerator, you can drink it after warming it up." Yi Yuzhou is busy cooking now and has no time to pay attention to him.Seeing his alienated expression, Jia Zhouyu couldn't help feeling a little lost.This man is really fickle, he had to sleep with him in his arms last night, so he turned his face and refused to recognize anyone so quickly.

Seeing his lonely appearance, Yi Yuzhou twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, but Jia Zhouyu didn't notice it.Yi Yuzhou was afraid that Jia Zhouyu would be hungry, so he didn't do anything complicated. Four dishes and one soup were served on the table in half an hour.

"You can cook by yourself!" And you can cook better than him, why do you have to force him to do it!Jia Zhouyu looked at the delicious food in front of him, swallowed, and started directly without waiting for a boat.

"But I don't like doing it myself." Yi Yuzhou cleaned up the mess in the kitchen, and the open kitchen allowed him to see the expression on Jia Zhouyu's face.Seeing Jia Zhouyu eating so happily, it was not in vain for him to cook himself, and the smile on his face returned.

"Pretentious!" Jia Zhouyu cursed vaguely with his mouth full of food.But his nephew's craftsmanship is really good, comparable to the chef of a five-star hotel!Although he has never eaten a meal in a five-star hotel.

Seeing Jia Zhouyu gobbling it up, Yi Yuzhou smiled helplessly, filled a bowl of soup and handed it over, and said, "Eat slowly, don't choke."

Jia Zhouyu took the soup, nodded, and continued to eat.He hasn't been home for more than half a year. He usually eats instant noodles at school, or those big pot meals in the canteen. It's rare to have a good meal, and he's still so hungry, he can't stop at all!Jia Zhouyu ate four bowls of rice for this meal. If he hadn't been thinking about Yi Yuzhou's absence, he might have eaten all the food.

"I'm so full." Jia Zhouyu leaned on the chair and rubbed her chubby stomach.Yi Yuzhou reached out to touch it curiously, but was slapped away by Jia Zhouyu.

"I can't see that you can eat so well." Looking at Jia Zhouyu's small body, Yi Yuzhou began to suspect that the school food is not good enough to starve a young man like this, right?

When Jia Zhouyu heard the words, she just muttered, "What do you know?" Speaking of which, it was another bitter tear. There are rumors on Weibo that there are three kinds of people who are the most hated: those who can't eat fat, can't get tanned, and play with mobile phones and computers like this. Not short-sighted, and Jia Zhouyu is a person who combines these three things in one. He deserves to have no friends, hey.

When Jia Zhouyu was feeling sad, the mobile phone he threw on the sofa suddenly vibrated, and Yu Zhou went to help him get the black Nokia brick.

"Little uncle, how many years have you used this phone? It's still a slider, do you want to change it?" Yi Yuzhou didn't expect his little uncle to live such a simple life, and he really deserves to be brought up by his grandfather.But soon he felt distressed. Grandpa didn't covet enjoyment because he was getting older and some things were taken away from him.

But his little uncle is at the age when he is pursuing material life. The laptop and mobile phone he uses have been used for a long time. Why don't they buy new ones?Wouldn't it be reluctance?

Jia Zhouyu didn't answer Yi Yuzhou's question, because after seeing the newly received text message on his mobile phone, he was in a bad mood. "See you at the train station in three hours~" The sender was Du Niang.

Du Niang usually chats with female men, if one day uses the ecstasy wavy line exclusive to soft girls, it means that the people who see it will be unlucky!

"Little uncle?" Seeing Jia Zhouyu's face of imminent disaster, Yi Yu Zhou frowned, leaned forward and shouted again.Jia Zhouyu came back to his senses, and when he looked up, he saw Yi Yuzhou's face magnified several times, those light gray eyes were staring at him worriedly, Jia Zhouyu suddenly became shamefully cute.

But now is not the time to think about this, Jia Zhouyu grabbed Yi Yuzhou's hand and begged with a serious face: "Can you do me a favor?"

three hours later.

Jia Zhouyu held Yi Yuzhou's hand, stood at the exit of the train station, pulled the hem of her skirt awkwardly, and said with a troubled face, "This skirt feels so short." The lower body was chilly, and it didn't feel right Same as wearing clothes.

Yi Yu Zhou helped Jia Zhouyu to pull the wig helplessly, and said, "This is already the longest skirt, and it even covers your ankles. Do you still want a floor-length skirt?"

Jia Zhouyu tugged at the hem of the skirt again, and then reluctantly let go of the poor skirt, but she was still very uneasy. It is really too shameful to wear women's clothes, and the fourth person must not know!

Yi Yuzhou was already laughing in his heart at this time, but there was only a gentle smile on his face. While helping Jia Zhouyu to take care of the waist-length black wig, he comforted him: "Don't worry, I will help you deal with it in a while." she."

"When you see her, just tell me that I have a bad throat and can't speak." Otherwise, he will definitely go wrong when he opens his mouth!Jia Zhouyu tugged at the fake hair uneasily, he always had an ominous premonition that nothing bad would happen later!

"It's okay, leave it to me." Seeing Jia Zhouyu's nervous appearance, Yi Yuzhou suddenly remembered that when Jia Zhouyu was a child, every time he had nightmares, he would rely on himself like this every time he had nightmares.After so many years, Yi Yuzhou can finally say to that child back then: Uncle, I'm back.

Seeing Yu Zhou's determined expression, Jia Zhouyu couldn't help but feel relieved.Just then, Nokia's default ringtone came from the handbag.Jia Zhouyu and Yi Yuzhou looked at each other, took a deep breath, took out their mobile phone and pressed the connect button.

"Hello, is Yu Xiaoshou?" An angry sister Yu's voice came over the phone, not much different from Jia Zhouyu's imagined voice.Jia Zhouyu deliberately lowered his voice, pointed the microphone to his mouth, and asked, "Where are you?"

"Why is your voice so weird? I'm near the pillar on the left hand side of the exit."

Jia Zhouyu didn't expect Du Niang's ears to be so sharp, so she didn't dare to talk much this time, and hung up the phone after saying "Oh".Before Yu Zhou could ask what was going on, a female voice suddenly came from behind them: "Yu Xiaoshou?"

When Jia Zhouyu heard the sound, his skin immediately tensed up, and he held on to Yi Yuzhou's arm tightly.Unexpectedly, they were standing behind that pillar, and they were discovered by Du Niang first!What to do, he's not ready yet, will his hair be crooked, is there any flaw in his styling?

Seeing Jia Zhouyu's appearance, Yi Yuzhou didn't expect him to make any contribution.Shaking his head helplessly, he turned around with Jia Zhouyu, and saw a girl with a high ponytail, tight hot pants, and a height of ten centimeters, carrying a shoulder bag.

"Are you Du Niang?" Yi Yu Zhou took the initiative to talk, but Jia Zhouyu wanted to bury his face in his arms, and kept shrinking back.

"You are?" Du Niang looked at Yi Yuzhou, then at the shy girl next to him, the expression on her face was complicated.

"I'm Xiao Yu's boyfriend." Yi Yu Zhou answered gently with a smile on his face, but Jia Zhou Yu began to pinch his arm fiercely.What about brother?Why doesn't this bastard follow the script!

The author has something to say: ╮(￣▽￣")╭Yu Shou, you just give up, anyway, sooner or later you will be a boyfriend~

Tomorrow is the weekend~ there will be a double update~ ok~~

☆, five

Yi Yuzhou was pinched by Jia Zhouyu and his expression was a little stiff, but luckily Du Niang didn't notice, so she secretly wrote down this note for Jia Zhouyu in her heart.

Du Niang only took one look at Yi Yuzhou, praised "Oh, he's pretty handsome", and then started staring at Jia Zhouyu behind him, obviously not interested in this handsome guy in front of him.This was a pain for Jia Zhouyu, receiving Du Niang's sharp eyes, she wished she could just hide behind Yi Yuzhou.

Seeing Jia Zhouyu's appearance, Du Niang said with disgust, "Are you really shy? Tsk tsk, I won't eat you again." After speaking, she took another step forward.She is 1.6 meters 1.8, and with a pair of high heels, she is nearly 1.7 meters high and completely overlooks Jia Zhouyu's [-] meters [-] body. Jia Zhouyu is under a lot of pressure.

Jia Zhouyu bit the bullet, and whispered to Du Niang: "Hi." After speaking, she felt so ashamed again, and threw herself into Yi Yuzhou's arms.

Yi Yuzhou got the advantage, and the smile on his face became even brighter. He wrapped his arms around Jia Zhouyu's waist, and then said to Du Niang with an apologetic expression, "I'm sorry, Xiaoyu is a little shy."

Du Niang looked up and down suspiciously at Yu Zhou, the two felt strange to her, and Yu Xiaoshou was even more abnormal, as if she was ashamed to see her.Yi Yuzhou accepted Du Niang's gaze calmly, but she didn't expect that she would decisively take out her phone, clicked, and then began to laugh smugly.

"Hello!" Jia Zhouyu immediately became anxious when he heard the sound of the shutter, and shouted recklessly.But he quickly reacted and covered his mouth tightly.Fortunately, Du Niang didn't hear anything wrong with his voice, so she waved her mobile phone at him flatly, and said, "If you want me to delete your boyfriend's photo, just obediently come over and take a photo with me. "

Then don't delete it.Jia Zhouyu made a decisive choice in his heart, let his eldest nephew sacrifice for him once, otherwise the black history of wearing women's clothing will be preserved, and it will definitely become the biggest stain in his life!

Seeing Jia Zhouyu's expression, Yi Yuzhou knew that he would be abandoned by his heartless little uncle.He looked at Jia Zhouyu for a few seconds with an aggrieved face, but he still couldn't shake his heart of stone.Yi Yuzhou simply stopped playing, and took the opportunity to pinch Jia Zhouyu's face, seeing how he dared not speak out, and wrote down a note in the small notebook in his heart, and then said to Du Niang contentedly: "Mr. Let's go eat."

"No way, handsome guy, you've been abandoned." Du Niang provoked unwillingly.She has made a bet with those little elves in the group, and this time she will get a photo of porridge fish no matter what.It's not a big deal to lose a cucumber bet, the key is to let her go back and save her face!

"It's okay, as long as Xiaoyu is happy." Yi Yuzhou looked at Jia Zhouyu with a doting face, his tone was so gentle that water dripped out, and it made Du Niang so disgusted that she had goose bumps all over her body.

And now Jia Zhouyu is not very good, his nephew is too lethal, such beautiful eyes have been looking at him tenderly, and he said such ambiguous words, Jia Zhouyu feels that he is not well, if he is bent Who is responsible!

"Hey, let's go eat, I'll treat you." Du Niang couldn't understand their sloppiness, waved her big hand, turned around and walked out.Yu Zhou pulled Jia Zhouyu, who was obviously out of shape, to follow quickly.

There is a western restaurant next to the train station. Before Du Niang came, she had checked the Internet and made a reservation.This western restaurant is on the second floor. The decoration style is not high-quality, but it looks clean and quiet.The three of them were taken by the waiter to the side near the floor-to-ceiling windows, and after ordering food, they began to talk to each other in silence.

Jia Zhouyu couldn't speak, Du Niang was not interested in Yi Yuzhou, Yi Yuzhou was only interested in Jia Zhouyu, the atmosphere suddenly dropped to freezing point, and Jia Zhouyu couldn't wait to dig a hole in the ground to get in.What a deal!The atmosphere is so bad, Du Niang won't be friends with him after going back!

Jia Zhouyu and Yi Yuzhou sat side by side, covered by the table, he began to pinch Yi Yuzhou's thigh fiercely.Yi Yuzhou's face turned pale after being pinched by Jia Zhouyu, only then did he receive Jia Zhouyu's signal, and asked Du Niang, "By the way, my name is Yi Yuzhou, what do you call me?"

"Just call me Du Niang, that's what everyone calls me." After Du Niang finished speaking, she felt that something was wrong, coughed twice, and then added with a serious face, "My real name is Du Jue, Yu Xiaoshou ?”

"Pfft..." Jia Zhouyu couldn't hold back when he heard Du Jue's name, and burst out laughing unkindly.put an end to?Why not call it extinct?Miejue Shitai's name is more suitable for her, okay?

"What are you laughing at, little boy!" Du Niang patted the table lightly, threatening Jia Zhouyu viciously.Although Jia Zhouyu was not afraid of her, his self-confidence plummeted due to his current attire, and he fainted after being yelled at, and subconsciously leaned in the direction of Yi Yuzhou.

Yi Yuzhou was very satisfied with Jia Zhouyu's throwing himself into his arms, and it happened that the food was starting to be served at this time, so he didn't feel embarrassed to make trouble in front of outsiders, so he had to let Jia Zhouyu go temporarily.But she soon discovered the problem, she and Yu Xiaoshou both ordered staple food, but Yi Yuzhou only ordered a cup of coffee.

"Handsome guy, aren't you hungry?" Du Niang asked Jia Zhouyu's heart, and Jia Zhouyu silently gave her 32 likes in her heart.He remembered that Yi Yu Zhou didn't eat much at noon, only two bowls of rice.After so long, even he was hungry, where is this guy singing?

Seeing Jia Zhouyu's curious eyes, Yi Yuzhou suddenly looked at Jia Zhouyu affectionately, and replied, "I only eat the food made by Xiaoyu."

Then you're still starving.Jia Zhouyu forked a piece of steak, pretending that he didn't hear anything just now.Du Niang also managed to be disgusted by Yi Yuzhou again, but this time she was very strong and did not fall down, and asked again: "The fish is fed to you, do you want to eat?"

"Cough cough." Jia Zhouyu almost choked on the steak he ate. Could it be that these two people are partnering to trick him?Du Niang please let me go, this is his eldest nephew, don't play around!

Yi Yuzhou felt the resentment from Jia Zhouyu, but he still pretended not to know anything, patted Jia Zhouyu's back with a worried face, and reprimanded in a low voice: "Why are you so careless."

Looking at Yi Yuzhou's expression, Jia Zhouyu really resembled 24 Filial Piety's boyfriend. He really deserves to be a sea turtle acting school, but the script was wrong from the beginning, hey!

But Yu Zhou seemed to be addicted to acting. Seeing that Jia Zhouyu stopped coughing, he looked at him tenderly and said, "Hey Xiaoyu, of course I want to eat."

Now even Jia Zhouyu can't stand it anymore. Although he can write a lot of nasty words and scenes in the novel without blushing and heartbeat, but this happened to him, he looked at Yi Yuzhou's gentle eyes Eyes, ears suddenly felt hot for some reason.At this time, Jia Zhouyu was very fortunate to have chosen this fake hair with long hair reaching to the waist, they should not be able to see the ears!

But Jia Zhouyu didn't know, his ears were red, how could his face not be red.Seeing the blush on Jia Zhouyu's face, Yi Yuzhou felt very happy, and even drank the bitter black coffee with a hint of sweetness.

Putting an end to the atmosphere of watching the two from the sidelines, I glanced at these two people who showed their affection in front of the single dog with disgust, and decisively took out my mobile phone and started surfing the Internet.

Seeing that Yi Yuzhou really didn't plan to eat, Jia Zhouyu became anxious.How about just drinking coffee, it will hurt your stomach.I taught him a lesson at noon today, why did I knowingly commit a crime now!

But no matter what, he is his eldest nephew, so he should treat him better.Jia Zhouyu doesn't want to go home during the Chinese New Year, and be sued by this bastard again that he abused him!So Jia Zhouyu forked a piece of steak fiercely and handed it to Yu Zhou's mouth.

Yi Yuzhou didn't expect to make a joke, but Jia Zhouyu actually took it seriously. He was taken aback for a moment, but after realizing that Jia Zhouyu would regret it, he quickly bit off the steak.

Seeing his appearance, Jia Zhouyu thought that Yi Yuzhou was really hungry, so he fed another steak to Yi Yuzhou's mouth.In the end, he and Yi Yuzhou, two big men, finished off that small piece of steak one bite at a time.

Putting an end to watching the two of them show their affection, it made her teeth ache, so after dinner, she wisely decided to take a taxi to her best friend's house.Don't want to spend one more minute with this "dog man and woman" again, otherwise she will have to change her dentures tomorrow, and the heterosexuals should be burned to death!

Contrary to Du Jue's mood, Jia Zhouyu heaved a sigh of relief after returning home, his whole body was like a deflated ball, and he fell on the sofa and wanted to pick off the fake hair.

"Wait a minute!" Yi Yu Zhou quickly stopped Jia Zhouyu's movements. Seeing Jia Zhouyu's suspicious eyes, he suddenly put on a very serious expression and said, "Little uncle, close your eyes first."

"Why?" Jia Zhouyu pushed Yi Yuzhou away a little. The wig was too long, and after wearing it all afternoon, he felt sticky from his scalp to his entire back, making him uncomfortably hot.

Yi Yuzhou didn't answer the question directly, he hesitated for a while, and then urged: "Close your eyes first."

Jia Zhouyu looked at his expression, and just now someone had been trying his best to pretend to be his boyfriend, his rotten brain circuit immediately thought of that aspect, and he closed his eyes by accident.

"I'm calling you, you open your eyes again." Yi Yuzhou whispered something in Jia Zhouyu's ear, which made Jia Zhouyu's heartbeat start to speed up inexplicably.

After a very shy murmur of "hmm", Jia Zhouyu realized that he was shy!And what is going on with a little expectation!Is it because you have written too many novels? That person is your eldest nephew. Stop, Jia Zhouyu!

"Okay, little uncle." Yi Yuzhou's voice came, interrupting his decadent thoughts.The moment before Jia Zhouyu opened his eyes, he felt that Yu Zhou's voice seemed a little far away, and an ominous premonition flashed in his heart.

Sure enough, as soon as Jia Zhouyu opened his eyes, he heard a "click" shutter sound, and Yu Zhou's wrinkled face was looking at him with a smile!

The author has something to say: Yi Yuzhou: ╮(￣▽￣")╭ How could the "beautiful" little uncle not take a picture as a souvenir

☆, six

"What are you doing!" Jia Zhouyu rushed up to snatch Yi Yuzhou's phone, but that bastard Yi Yuzhou relied on his height of nearly 1.9 meters to lift the phone high, and Jia Zhouyu jumped several times, all of them There is no way to reach it.

Seeing Yi Yuzhou's flattering smile, Jia Zhouyu didn't get angry. He reached out and pressed Yi Yuzhou's shoulder, and started to jump up with his strength.Because of the distance, every time Jia Zhouyu jumped up, his face would accidentally rub against Yi Yuzhou's, but he didn't notice it, and he just wanted to grab that evil phone.

Feeling the itchy touch on his face, Yu Zhou suddenly understood the meaning of the word "pounding heartbeat".This little uncle is real. He knows that he likes men, but how can he seduce him like this? Now is not a good time to do it.

Yi Yuzhou suddenly put one hand around Jia Zhouyu's waist, forcing him to jump no longer, then put his face in front of Jia Zhouyu and looked at him seriously.

The distance between their noses is only two fingers wide. Jia Zhouyu can even feel their breaths start to intertwine, and the anger in his heart is inexplicably extinguished, and his face is also reddened.

"Little uncle." Yi Yuzhou lowered his voice, and gently, with an indescribable emotion, passed into Jia Zhouyu's mind.

"What?" Jia Zhouyu also lowered her voice unconsciously. Why is the situation so weird now? What are their uncles and nephews doing!

Yi Yuzhou pushed aside the wig stuck to Jia Zhouyu's cheek, and said seriously, "Little uncle, I'm hungry."

"Oh." Jia Zhouyu replied very calmly, and a few seconds later, he suddenly slapped Yi Yuzhou on the head and slapped him out, "Go and eat when you're hungry, I don't have time to talk to you! " After finishing speaking, regardless of Yu Zhou Youyuan's expression, he ran into the bathroom angrily.

Yi Yu Zhou rubbed the place that Jia Zhouyu photographed. Although the little uncle looked cute when he was angry, the slap was not weak.Yu Zhou frowned, it's better not to make his little uncle angry in the future, otherwise his daily welfare will be gone if he gets anxious.

Jia Zhouyu didn't know that bastard Yi Yuzhou was still scheming against her. After taking off all the strange clothes on her body, and seeing that the person in the mirror finally changed back to her familiar appearance, she breathed a sigh of relief.After taking a comfortable bath, Jia Zhouyu smelled the smell of food as soon as he stepped out of the bathroom door.

"Little uncle, the noodles have just been cooked, come and eat." Yu Zhou said to Jia Zhouyu with a gentle smile while holding two large bowls of noodles.But Jia Zhouyu would no longer be fooled by his superficial smile, so he snorted coldly so as not to give Yi Yuzhou a good look.

"Little uncle, don't be angry, eat quickly, it's not good to be hungry." Yi Yuzhou put his face on the dining table, pushed Jia Zhouyu's shoulder with a smile on his face, and pushed him onto the chair.

Just now, Jia Zhouyu ate half a piece of steak in the western restaurant, and she didn't feel full at all.And the noodles that Yu Zhou cooked were not the perfunctory ones he cooked in the morning with soy sauce.A poached egg and ham sausage were added to the surface, and chopped green onion was sprinkled on it, which was so fragrant that Jia Zhouyu quickly gave up resistance.

Seeing Jia Zhouyu eating, Yi Yuzhou felt very satisfied for some reason. "Little uncle is too thin, he needs to gain some weight." Before he could finish his sentence, Yi Yuzhou suddenly said seriously.

"It's the same as raising pigs. If you say you are fat, you can get fat." Jia Zhouyu replied contemptuously. He has worked so hard for so many years to not gain weight, and he eats so much that he doesn't even have fat, let alone muscle. .Since seeing her own destiny clearly, Jia Zhouyu has completely stayed at home. Anyway, if you do exercise, you can't grow muscles, and if you don't exercise, you won't gain weight. It's better to stay at home and feel comfortable.

"As long as you eat on time." Yi Yuzhou thought of Jia Zhouyu's ability to forget to eat breakfast this morning, so angry and funny, "Tomorrow I will officially start work, and I planned to accompany you to carry the luggage here today. You'll have to go on your own."

"You can move it after you get off work at night." Jia Zhouyu really didn't want to carry a bunch of things by himself on such a hot day.Speaking of which, Yu Zhou must be planning to trick him. He obviously has two sets of slippers and toiletries at home, but he only has his own pajamas. He gave him that set of pajamas last night. This kind of uncle's behavior is simply too bad up!

"It turns out that little uncle can't leave me so much." Although Yi Yuzhou knew that Jia Zhouyu was lazy, he still made a teasing sentence, which really aroused Jia Zhouyu's eyes.Yi Yuzhou didn't care, and continued, "Little uncle, I won't be back at noon tomorrow, can you make a lunch box and bring it to the company?"

"You can go out to eat, it's not that you don't have money." Jia Zhouyu realized that his big nephew was not only cheating, but also hypocritical.

"Things outside always have a strange smell, I don't like it." Yu Zhou looked at Jia Zhouyu with an aggrieved face, and there was a hint of coquettishness in his words.Such a handsome guy acted like a baby to him, and he didn't feel disobedient at all, Jia Zhouyu immediately surrendered, he had to admit that he was a face control.

Just eating a bowl of noodles, Jia Zhouyu was signed by Yi Yu Zhoukeng to the second unequal treaty. Starting tomorrow, he gets up every morning, not only has to make breakfast, but also has to pack some bastard's lunch .Life is really hard, and the days when he sleeps until he wakes up naturally are gone forever.

"Hey, what a bad luck." Jia Zhouyu shook his half-dried hair violently, and while Yi Yuzhou was taking a shower, he was about to turn on the computer and read his comments.But as soon as I logged on to Q, this semi-disabled computer was bombarded by the news and almost froze. After finally recovering, I clicked on the pulsating little profile picture, and found that it turned out to be a group of people queuing up at the porridge fish food stall. @he.

Xiao Gong smiled charmingly: @粥鱼 I heard that your boyfriend is very handsome, is this true?

Xiaoxue: @粥鱼 I heard that your boyfriend is very nasty, is this true?

It's a flower, not a melon: @粥鱼 I heard that your male ticket is seven times a night, is this true?

Liangliang Wan'an: @粥鱼 I heard that you actually have male votes!is this real?

Upstairs is Doubi: @粥鱼Let me line up

Liangliang Wan'an: Damn, you don't want to talk casually!

Upstairs is Doubi: Hi~o(*￣▽￣*)ブTubiliangliang Wanan~

Seeing this, Jia Zhouyu stroked his forehead weakly, and continued to scroll up the chat history, and soon saw a photo of him in women's clothing, throwing himself in Yi Yuzhou's arms.Yi Yu Zhou's face was covered with red, and the back of his head was drawn out by a red circle, followed by an arrow: "Your dear Yushou."

Jia Zhouyu hesitated for a moment, but decided to press Q. At this time, if he dared to stand out in the group, he would probably be gnawed to pieces by those little goblins.After Jia Zhouyu replied to the message from a familiar face, she went back to bed and lay down.Everything is not good today, let's go to sleep.

After this day, Jia Zhouyu never spoke in the group again. After a week of "loving each other" with his eldest nephew, it finally came to the last Friday before school started.

It was ten o'clock after Jia Zhouyu took a shower that night. Recently, he gradually got used to the days of going to bed early and waking up early. He yawned and was about to go to bed. Suddenly, Nokia's default ringtone came from the bedside.

"Little uncle, why don't you change the ringtone?" Yu Zhou sat lazily on the bed, exuding an inexplicably seductive aura, "How about I record a ringtone for you?"

Jia Zhouyu is used to Yi Yuzhou's sudden outburst when he has nothing to do, so he gave him a blank look, and replied angrily: "I'm not like you. I use a child's recording as the alarm clock ringtone. I blame the uncle!" After finishing speaking Picking up the phone, he found that it was the head of the dormitory calling him, so he ran out of the living room to answer the phone.

Looking at Jia Zhouyu's background, Yi Yuzhou muttered with some disappointment: "So you have forgotten, you little heartless." He couldn't even recognize his own voice when he was a child, how big of a heart he was, and Yi Yuzhou was helpless He sighed deeply, it seems that he still has a long way to go.

At the same time, Jia Zhouyu outside the living room showed a embarrassed look.

"But, I don't know what to do." Jia Zhouyu scratched her head in annoyance. Is it really good to let him, a guy who can't talk when he sees strangers, go to receive freshmen?

"Don't worry, I'll be with you when the time comes, just come to me if you have any questions." The head of the dormitory has a thick voice and a strong person. He usually takes good care of the few people in their dormitory, and he is also the only one of the four in the dormitory. , had the best time with Jia Zhouyu. "I really can't find anyone, so please help me. And then you will be able to get in touch with Shui Lingling's junior sister for the first time. You are about to graduate, so you have to take something with you. Right."

Jia Zhouyu smiled awkwardly when he heard the last sentence, and finally agreed.It is good to participate in an event properly. Although he is a dead house, deep down he still longs to make friends with others.But let's forget about junior sister and so on, Jia Zhouyu has no idea of ​​falling in love yet.Or rather, he grew so big,