The troubles of the rotten male writer

White-collar workers in suits and ties kept passing by. Jia Zhouyu looked down at the clothes that had been worn for three years and were washed a little white. He also carried two cute food that Yi Yuzhou bought home. Box, I suddenly feel so ashamed!

Next time he should put something on the food box, it's too shameful!Jia Zhouyu bit the bullet, ignored the strange eyes of the people around, and walked into the elevator.

"Let's buy some new clothes for the press fee next month." Yi Yu Zhou looked at the mirror-like elevator door and said to himself in frustration.The young man reflected in front of his eyes was wearing a T-shirt and jeans that could be seen as old at a glance. In order to block strange eyes, he also specially wore a pair of black flat glasses with large frames.

I really don't know how that guy Yi Yuzhou fell in love with this person, he has no vision.Jia Zhouyu thought to herself mockingly, and Yi Yu Zhou's well-dressed appearance in a neat suit appeared in his mind, and he unconsciously wanted to move himself closer in that direction.How about he also buy a suit to wear?But I heard that suits are uncomfortable to wear, and he doesn't go out to work, so there's no need for that, right?

Just when Jia Zhouyu was struggling, the elevator had arrived.There are only Yi Yuzhou's office and his secretaries on this floor. Now all the secretaries are off work and there are no strangers. Jia Zhouyu took off his glasses and walked much more briskly.But as soon as he pushed open the office door, his expression immediately froze.

When Yi Yuzhou heard the movement, he looked outside the door and found that his little uncle had already arrived. Just as he was about to say hello, the man opposite him greeted him very enthusiastically, and pulled Jia Zhouyu in very familiarly, while saying : "I didn't expect us to meet so soon. It's really great. I wanted to invite you to dinner at noon today, but who knew that you ran away suddenly. Let's go to dinner together later, okay?"

Jia Zhouyu froze as she listened to the man's series of words, her head was buzzing.After finally calming down, Jia Zhouyu put the food box on the desk, then violently shook off the paw that had been holding him, and said angrily: "No!"

"Hey, are you always attacking me? Did I do something wrong?" The man was very wronged. He wanted to make friends because he saw Jia Zhouyu as a pretty good-looking young man. Who knew that Yu Zhou would like him? The subject has such a violent temper.He was murdered twice by the same person for no reason, what a pity!

Jia Zhouyu didn't answer, but walked behind Yi Yuzhou and looked at him warily.Jia Zhouyu didn't like people he was familiar with, and was even a little afraid. This person pestered him again and again, no matter how handsome he was, Jia Zhouyu couldn't feel any affection for him.

Yi Yuzhou was very satisfied with Jia Zhouyu's behavior of relying on him so much, the smile on his face deepened a bit, and he said to the man: "Okay, Shaoxin, you go back first."

"Hey, let's have a meal together!" Huang Shaoxin expressed his dissatisfaction with Yi Yuzhou's behavior of chasing people away. It's great to have a partner!Still hiding it and not sharing it with my brothers, it's really disrespectful!

"Go by yourself, my little uncle has already brought food to eat with me." Yi Yu Zhou said, proudly drying the pink food box on the desk.

Jia Zhouyu watched Yi Yuzhou's childish showing off, and suddenly wanted to pretend that he didn't know him.Huang Shaoxin obviously looked down on Yi Yuzhou's behavior, so he gave a contemptuous "cut" before leaving unwillingly.

"Little uncle, come and eat." The person in the way left, and Yi Yuzhou pulled Jia Zhouyu who was standing behind him into his arms, and said affectionately.

Jia Zhouyu suddenly fell into the familiar embrace, unable to react for a while.It had been a long time since the two of them had such an intimate act. Jia Zhouyu was completely unprepared, and the tips of his ears immediately turned red.

Yi Yuzhou didn't care whether Jia Zhouyu wanted it or not, he hugged him and started to take out the food from the food box.When the originally cold office was filled with the aroma of food, Jia Zhouyu came back to his senses and moved his butt uncomfortably.

"There is soup in the lunch box." Jia Zhouyu's ears were red, but he insisted on pretending to say nothing had happened.The posture of the two of them is very ambiguous now, but Jia Zhouyu doesn't want to escape.Yi Yuzhou's embrace was very warm, reminding Jia Zhouyu of the days when he had just arrived at his father's house ten years ago and didn't know anyone. There was a boy with a smile as bright as the summer sun who was always with him.

Although the boy left later and grew up to be the bastard who likes to cheat him, Jia Zhouyu still likes him and the feeling when he is with him.Anyway, today is his birthday, so it's okay to be self-willed once in a while!Thinking of this, Jia Zhouyu felt at ease in Yi Yuzhou's arms.

"Little uncle, today is your birthday, what gift do you want?" Yu Zhou picked up a chopstick dish, handed it to Jia Zhouyu's mouth, and asked.

Although Jia Zhouyu felt at ease, she still couldn't stop her blushing and heartbeat!The bastard Yi Yuzhou deliberately whispered in his ear again, his ears were itchy, and his heart was even more itchy.Biting the food on the side of his mouth, he said vaguely: "Whatever." Birthday gifts or something, unless it is a house and a car or something of a local tyrant's level, the rest can be afforded after the manuscript fee is paid, so he doesn't care about it. What is missing.

"Then give me to my little uncle." After Yi Yuzhou finished speaking, he kissed Jia Zhouyu on the cheek, smiling prettily.Jia Zhouyu was a little dizzy from Yi Yuzhou's smile, but she still strengthened her integrity and refused straight away: "No."

"Why? Am I not good?" Yi Yuzhou said aggrievedly, and thoughtfully put a piece of braised pork for Jia Zhouyu.Jia Zhouyu only bit into half of the piece, and just about to bite it off, Yi Yuzhou suddenly let go of the chopsticks, then bit the other end by himself, and kept getting closer along the meat until their lips touched slightly, and Yi Yuzhou finally Bite off the braised pork.After swallowing, he licked his lips eagerly.

Jia Zhouyu, who had just recovered, was shocked by Yi Yuzhou's flamboyant action again, and fled from Yi Yuzhou's arms with a blushing face, pointing at Yi Yuzhou and hesitated for a long time, without saying anything. A complete sentence.

They kissed just now. Although their lips only touched once, it was definitely his first kiss. Hey!Didn't he say that he was going to give him a present on his birthday? How could he take away such an important thing from him!Jia Zhouyu looked at Yi Yuzhou with a face of accusation, but his face was as red as Guan Gong's, and in Yi Yuzhou's eyes, he was simply beautiful!

Yi Yuzhou resisted his impulse, with an innocent expression on his face, and asked in puzzlement: "What's wrong with you, little uncle? Although I like little uncle very much, I am a man of integrity, and I will never The office and the little uncle do that kind of thing!" Yi Yuzhou spoke righteously, but Jia Zhouyu's face turned even redder, not from embarrassment, but from anger!

"What kind of thing! What are you thinking about all day long!" Jia Zhouyu patted his hot face fiercely, and would like this shameless bastard, he is really blind!

"So little uncle didn't think about that, why is his face so red?" Yi Yu Zhou stood up and hugged Jia Zhouyu back into his arms, seeing that Jia Zhouyu was about to get angry again, he quickly said with a smile, "Okay, okay, no I’m angry, there’s still cake after dinner.”

"Cake?" Jia Zhouyu was no longer angry when she heard the word, her eyes lit up immediately.He has never had a birthday cake!When he was a child, his parents were busy with their own careers. Every time he celebrated his birthday, he would have a bowl of noodles and an egg and nothing else would happen.And then he never celebrated his birthday again.

Dad doesn't buy cakes for his birthday, and Jia Zhouyu doesn't have any friends to invite him to eat.Although now he can buy a dozen and go back to eat at any time, but that is very boring.Now that he heard that he had his own birthday cake to eat, Jia Zhouyu's attention was immediately diverted.

"Well, I bought it at Shaoxin's Cake Shop. It's absolutely delicious." As Yi Yuzhou said, he returned to the chair with Jia Zhouyu in his arms and continued feeding.

"It turns out his family owns a cake shop." Jia Zhouyu really didn't expect that, seeing that guy's foreign appearance, he thought that the guy named Shaoxin came back from the United States like Yi Yuzhou.

"Well, we are college classmates, and his cake shop opened near our university before." After Yi Yuzhou finished speaking, Jia Zhouyu almost spit out the food in his mouth: "Isn't your university in the United States?" Bought from the United States The returned cake, are you sure it didn't go bad?

"That's right, but after Shaoxin came back, his parents also came back. Now the cake shop is open in the nearby commercial street, don't worry." Yi Yuzhou pinched Jia Zhouyu's nose fondly, and his light gray pair Looking at Jia Zhouyu tenderly, Jia Zhouyu was stunned again, but her heart rate kept rising.

After finally slowing down, Jia Zhouyu suddenly felt that it was the wisest choice not to be with Yi Yuzhou.Otherwise, if his heart beats faster or stops several times like this every day, he will have a heart attack sooner or later!

After finally finishing dinner, Jia Zhouyu began to look forward to his birthday cake.But Yi Yuzhou was not in a hurry. After stretching his waist, he pinched Jia Zhouyu's face and said, "Don't worry, I just finished eating, and I will have cake later. I will give you a gift first, and I will give it to you if you guess correctly." , if you guess wrong, you have to give me a kiss before sending it off!"

"Then I don't want it anymore." Jia Zhouyu was not interested in playing such a childish game with Yi Yuzhou, so he replied coldly and noblely, and started to take out his mobile phone to surf the Internet.

"Hey, little uncle, you really hurt my heart. After thinking about it for a long time, I realized that you don't want this gift that you are sure to be satisfied with." Yi Yuzhou pressed Jia Zhouyu's hand holding the phone, and moved closer Kissed Jia Zhouyu's face fiercely before continuing, "My little uncle won't kiss me, so I have to kiss my little uncle."

Seeing Yu Zhou's proud expression, Jia Zhouyu rubbed the place where he kissed just now with disgust, and muttered: "Hooligan." But somehow a sweet feeling rose in his heart, birthday presents or something, he Never received it either!

The author has something to say: ╮(￣▽￣")╭ What else do you give, nephew, just wash yourself and send it to Yushou Kang!

(づ￣3￣)づ...and thanks to Sandstorm for mine! ! ! (*/ω＼*) There is no repayment, only a promise with your body!

☆, seventeen

From the largest drawer next to the right hand side of the chair, Yi Yuzhou took out a cube box about an arm's width, with powder blue wrapping paper, and many small Doraemons printed on it, plus A big pink bow, Jia Zhouyu suddenly didn't want this gift.His eldest nephew looks like a normal person, why is his aesthetics so weird?

"Little uncle, quickly take it apart and have a look." Yi Yu Zhou urged excitedly, not thinking that there was anything wrong with the packaging at all.Jia Zhouyu glanced at the gift in disgust, then at Yi Yuzhou's serious expression, and imagined the scene when Yi Yu Zhou walked into the office from the parking lot with the box in his arms. Finally, he held back his laughter and started to dismantle it. gift.

The big bow fell off with a slight pull, and Jia Zhouyu mercilessly tore off all the layers of Doraemon. The box finally revealed its original plain appearance, which looks much more pleasing to the eye now.The box was not sealed with tape, and the lid was opened to find that it was filled with white foam.

Is it something that is easy to break?Thinking of Yi Yuzhou's tradition of cheating on him, Jia Zhouyu felt that the inside might be a bowl or a glass, and his motivation to open the gift dropped instantly.After dawdling for a long time, the so-called gift finally revealed Lushan's true colors.

"This is for me?" Jia Zhouyu asked in surprise, holding a silver-gray notebook that was much thinner than his old brick-shaped notebook.But he couldn't figure it out, such a small amount of things had to be packed in such a big box, it was just for fun!

Yi Yuzhou nodded, rummaged through the box, took out another keyboard, smiled softly and said: "Little uncle, your notebook is so old, it should be replaced. And this It’s a mechanical keyboard with a brown switch, it’s better to use this code, it can reduce the damage to the finger joints, and it’s no problem to update [-] a day in the future.”

Jia Zhouyu smiled stiffly, and suddenly he didn't want that keyboard a little bit. The purpose of this bastard giving him the keyboard is actually to want [-] daily updates, right?Sure enough, after hanging out with those tough girls for a long time, the eldest nephew's attributes began to undergo some strange changes!

Seeing that Jia Zhouyu didn't speak, Yi Yuzhou suddenly used the hand around Jia Zhouyu's waist to lock him tightly. Seeing Jia Zhouyu's panicked expression, he still smiled gently and said, "Little uncle, last time you The locked chapter hasn’t been shown to me yet.”

Jia Zhouyu's body froze immediately when he heard some terrible key words.Pretending to look at Jia Zhouyu blankly, as if he couldn't understand what you were talking about, he was about to carry on pretending to be stupid to the end!If you let Yi Yuzhou see that kind of thing, then he won't have to appear in front of his eldest nephew again!

But Yu Zhou obviously didn't like this, and put the keyboard aside, the distance between the two got closer.Jia Zhouyu seemed to understand Yi Yuzhou's intentions, and hugged the new notebook tightly, as if he was afraid that Yi Yuzhou would snatch it away.

"Little uncle, what are you doing?" Yi Yuzhou looked at Jia Zhouyu helplessly. At first he wanted to create an ambiguous atmosphere, but Jia Zhouyu's appearance made him suddenly feel like someone who wanted to rob his computer. There is no more charming thoughts.

Jia Zhouyu stared at Yi Yuzhou warily, and said resolutely: "You have already given me the computer, don't try to take it back! Don't think that I will show you that chapter, your uncle and I are not soft Eat hard!" The new computer that I finally got my hands on has not been warmed up, so how could I return it!He hated that computer for a long time, but he was too lazy to buy a new one. Now he likes this birthday present very much and is very satisfied!

"Pfft, little uncle, what are you thinking about in your head?" Yi Yuzhou finally couldn't help laughing, rubbed the top of Jia Zhouyu's head, and then suddenly moved his face in front of Jia Zhouyu, with the tips of his nose touching and his breathing intertwined , as if they would kiss each other at any time.

Jia Zhouyu was overwhelmed by such an ambiguous posture. He forgot all the words he wanted to refute. He wanted to escape a little, but he began to look forward to Yi Yuzhou's kiss.Thinking of this, Jia Zhouyu wished he could slap himself twice. He was so disappointed that he was thinking about such a thing at this moment!

"Little uncle, show me, okay?" Yi Yuzhou held Jia Zhouyu's face in his hands, and the lips of the two got closer. When he spoke, Jia Zhouyu felt as if he was about to be bitten.

Jia Zhouyu has always been unable to bear Yi Yuzhou's charm, not to mention that now that Yi Yuzhou deliberately releases his hormones, Jia Zhouyu's body softens instantly, and for some reason, she blushes and nods in agreement.

Yi Yu Zhou succeeded in his treachery, before his little uncle came back to his senses, he kissed Jia Zhouyu's cheek again, and then said with a bright smile, "Little uncle is so kind to me."

"Ah? Hmm." Jia Zhouyu didn't even think about getting angry now, and her face was so red that it seemed to bleed.What was he thinking just now, and Yu Zhou's random movement can make him lose his mind, which is too immoral!It stands to reason that although Yi Yuzhou is handsome, he is not a monster, so how could he seduce his soul again and again?

Jia Zhouyu began to think about this problem very seriously, but Yi Yu Zhou ignored him, hugged Jia Zhouyu in his arms, tidied up his desk a bit, and then entered overtime mode.The two stayed in this strange posture until Jia Zhouyu's soul wandered back, and Yi Yuzhou hadn't finished his work yet.

As soon as Jia Zhouyu looked up, he saw Yi Yuzhou's profile.Yi Yuzhou's face leans towards the outline of a Westerner, and his side profile looks particularly three-dimensional. In addition, Jia Zhouyu is held in his arms, and Yi Yuzhou's body blocks most of the light. From Jia Zhouyu's perspective, he The elder nephew's side face seemed to have a holy light, which made him swallow unconsciously.

Feeling Jia Zhouyu's gaze, Yi Yu Zhou couldn't help but chuckled, and the curved corner of his mouth made Jia Zhouyu stunned again.It's too bad, why does he seem to be developing in the direction of an idiot recently?Stop now!Even if the eldest nephew is bent now, he will be straightened. He must not cross the line!

"Little uncle? I'm done with my work, let's eat a cake." Yi Yu Zhou said, like a magic trick, he took out a cake from the cabinet on the right.

Jia Zhouyu looked at the cake and lost all dirty thoughts, excitedly began to unpack it!Seeing that he was not as good as a cake, Yi Yuzhou's mouth twitched. He suddenly didn't want his little uncle to eat that cake.

"There's only one floor." Jia Zhouyu said with a little disappointment after taking it apart.Watching people celebrate birthdays on TV, there are at least three floors.I didn't expect Yi Yuzhou to be so stingy, it really hurt his heart.

"It's too much to eat." Yi Yuzhou really couldn't laugh or cry, he was rejected by his uncle because of a cake, and he decided to reject that guy Huang Shaoxin in the future!

"I can finish eating!" Jia Zhouyu retorted righteously. He specially kept his stomach full for dinner just now!

"Okay, I was wrong. Next year I will order a double-decker, so my little uncle won't be angry, okay?" He knew Jia Zhouyu had a big appetite, so he specially ordered a portion enough for three people this time, but he was still disgusted Yes, it hurts so much, the little uncle is so uncute.

"Will there be more next year?" When Jia Zhouyu heard Yi Yuzhou explaining next year, his momentum suddenly weakened, his eyes were sore, and suddenly he didn't want to push Yi Yuzhou away from other women, and wanted to lock Yi Yuzhou at home , only good for him alone.

Although Yi Yuzhou usually treats him badly, he is the only one who remembers his birthday and uses it as a password.Not only buy yourself a cake, but also give him a gift.I'm afraid that after Yi Yuzhou has a woman he likes, no one will treat him so well again.Jia Zhouyu suddenly felt tightness in his chest and wanted to run out to get some air.

Seeing Jia Zhouyu's sad expression, Yi Yuzhou quickly kissed him on the cheek, and coaxed him softly: "Of course, there will be one in the year after next, and the year after the next. From now on, I will accompany my uncle to celebrate his birthday every year." ,OK?"

Jia Zhouyu listened to the gentle promise in his ear, frowned to prevent herself from crying, turned her head aside fiercely, and said firmly in a heavy nasal voice: "I don't want it!" Don't be so nice to him again, in case What to do if he really can't hold it!

Yi Yuzhou didn't argue with him, and silently put 21 candles on the cake, lit them one by one, and said softly, "Little uncle, I've made a wish and blown out the candles." will leave.After finally coming back, he must guard his treasure well and not let this young man who is on top of his heart be sad anymore.

"Making a wish?" Jia Zhouyu looked at the dazzling yellow candlelight in front of her eyes, temporarily forgot those sad memories, and asked strangely, "Do you want to turn off the lights?" When watching TV, people always turn off the lights when candles are lit.

"Okay, turn off the light." As Yu Zhou said, he patted the wall next to him, and the fluorescent lamp above his head dimmed. "Okay, little uncle, let's make a wish."

As soon as the light was turned off, Jia Zhouyu felt that the atmosphere was up. Following others' movements, he clenched his hands into fists in front of his chest and turned to ask Yi Yuzhou, "Can I make three wishes?"

"En." Yi Yuzhou responded softly, and in a corner that Jia Zhouyu couldn't see, his doting eyes were stained with a layer of water color by the candlelight, as if he wanted to completely melt the young man in his arms into his eyes , put it in the bottom of my heart.

Jia Zhouyu was unaware of Yi Yuzhou's thoughts. After getting a satisfactory answer, she faced the cake, closed her eyes, and began to make a wish: "The first wish is that everyone I know will be healthy, happy, and safe!" The people you know can be counted on two hands. This wish is not greedy, right?

"The second wish is to have more and more people like my novels!" Writing novels has become an indispensable part of Jia Zhouyu's life. Before Yi Yuzhou came back, most of his pleasure came from Readers love his novels.

"The third wish is..."

I hope that Yu Zhou can find someone who he can rest assured to love for the rest of his life, and then live happily ever after with that person.

The author has something to say: (￣y▽,￣)╭Ouch... In the end, he was still thinking about his nephew~ Don’t worry, the author will definitely match him with a peerless little shou~ It’s the one that everyone calls How about the fish?

☆, eighteen

"Huh? Uncle, where's the third wish?" Seeing that Jia Zhouyu stopped in the middle of what he was saying, Yi Yuzhou quickly opened his eyes and couldn't help being puzzled.

"Didn't it mean that the third wish won't work if you say it?" Jia Zhouyu winked at Yi Yuzhou mysteriously, and then blew out the candle two or three times.Seeing Jia Zhouyu's happy appearance, Yi Yuzhou didn't continue to struggle. After secretly kissing Jia Zhouyu's soft hair, he carried him away from the chair.

Jia Zhouyu's body suddenly lost weight, and she was so frightened that she grabbed Yi Yuzhou's hand.What does this bastard want to do again, the tenderness just now is an illusion, and Yu Zhou is just a scumbag!

"Don't be nervous, little uncle. Let's wash our hands before we eat cake." Yi Yuzhou said, kissed Jia Zhouyu's face again, and then put him down.

Jia Zhouyu wiped the area where Yi Yu Zhou kissed, and the face on the other side that was not touched also turned red, and muttered in a low voice: "Hmph, today is my birthday, and it won't be so good in the future." His mood today Alright, let that poor guy take advantage of it.

After the two of them washed their hands in the bathroom attached to the office, Yi Yuzhou walked up to the cake, picked up the only strawberry on the cake with his hand, and handed it to Jia Zhouyu's mouth.

Jia Zhouyu didn't pay much attention, and directly bit her mouth, but her lips accidentally touched Yi Yuzhou's fingers, and her heart skipped a beat.Yi Yuzhou withdrew his hand, and under Jia Zhouyu's gaze, he put the index finger he had touched into his mouth. Jia Zhouyu's head thumped, and some liquid seemed to flow out of his nose.

Seeing Jia Zhouyu's stupid look, Yi Yuzhou stopped teasing him, smiled lightly, pinched his nose, and started cutting the cake.Jia Zhouyu rubbed the bottom of his nose, it turned out that there was no nosebleed, which is really great, otherwise he would be ashamed and humiliated.He was the one who got a nosebleed after being molested. Just thinking about this kind of scene is shameful enough.

Since Yi Yuzhou took too much advantage tonight, he was afraid that his little uncle would become angry, so he didn't continue to tease Jia Zhouyu.After the two returned home after eating the cake, Jia Zhouyu couldn't wait to start researching his new computer!

Connect to the power, turn on, super fast!It is very smooth to use, making Jia Zhouyu feel cute all over himself!Although it was already eleven o'clock, it was rare for Yi Yuzhou not to urge Jia Zhouyu to sleep.Jia Zhouyu was still wondering if Yu Zhou had changed his mind so much today, but when he saw his new computer desktop, his head was stunned.

His new computer desktop is a photo. In the photo, a straight black girl is sitting on an off-white sofa, wearing a familiar white dress, looking at the camera with confused eyes.The photo has been processed and pink love bubbles are added, making the entire desktop look very cute... no wonder!

Not only did that bastard Yu Yu Zhou not delete the picture of his women's clothing, but he even made it like this. That bastard who gave him his notebook had absolutely bad intentions!Jia Zhouyu angrily changed the embarrassing desktop, and deleted the source file of the photo in the deeply hidden folder on the C drive, and then his anger slowly subsided.

That scumbag, sooner or later, he will take revenge!Jia Zhouyu gritted his teeth and installed the anti-virus software and QQ. After checking the background comments, he still couldn't help showing off in the Q group.

Porridge Fish: n(*≧▽≦*)n I got a new computer!Finally, I don’t have to worry about opening the group and freezing the computer!

Du Niang is so cool: Your man gave it to you?

Congee Fish: Σ(°△°|||)︴How do you know!

Liangliang Wan'an: Yo~Young man, why is this point still online? Do you want to work hard until dawn?

Porridge Fish: He is taking a bath~

It’s flowers not melons: YOOOOO~~~~

Xiaoxue: I already hold the torch in my hand

Jia Zhouyu talked about this, only to find that there was a small speaker in the lower right corner that he had ignored for a long time. When he clicked on it, he found that it was the notification that Du Niang had kicked Douzi out of the group, and the time was [-] pm.What happened when he wasn't online?Didn't everyone have a good chat before, so that Jia Zhouyu almost forgot what Liangliang told him about dealing with beans.

Porridge Fish: What happened to the beans?

Liangliang Wan'an: Don't mention her!

Porridge Fish: == seek the truth

Xiaoxue: Yushou, go and make love with your man~

Porridge fish: == I will check the records

Jia Zhouyu felt that their reaction was too strange, as if they were deliberately hiding something from him.However, he soon discovered that the group roaming records from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-] today were all deleted!Unable to find the answer, Jia Zhouyu became even more itchy, so she went to poke Du Niang privately.

Porridge Fish: What happened?

Du Niang: Don’t worry about this, I’ll tell you when you come back from your honeymoon

Porridge fish: == Don't do this, I'm curious!

Du Niang: Don’t ask any more, or I’ll be in a bad mood, and I won’t help you →_→

Porridge Fish: (￣Dan￣;) Well, I went to bed.

Jia Zhouyu was not an over-the-top girl, and was about to turn off the phone, take a shower and go to sleep, when there was a knock on the door suddenly.Before he agreed, Yi Yuzhou's head stuck in.Yi Yu Zhou's wet short hair was slightly upturned, and water droplets kept dripping down. He wore the deep V nightgown again tonight, walked up to Jia Zhouyu and reminded him gently: "Little uncle, it's time to take a bath and go to bed." gone."

"Well, I got it." Jia Zhouyu uncomfortably moved his eyes away from Yi Yuzhou's looming pectoral and abdominal muscles, took a set of pajamas and walked outside, but he found that Yi Yuzhou had no intention of leaving his room at all. mean.

Seeing Jia Zhouyu's puzzled expression, Yi Yuzhou said with a matter of course: "Little uncle, I'm going to take a shower. I'll go to your author's backstage to read the locked chapter." After saying that, he began to mess with Jia Zhouyu's computer.

"Wait! I'll show you tomorrow!" Jia Zhouyu didn't expect that just after he agreed, Yi Yuzhou wanted to watch it so eagerly, without even the slightest preparation, so he wanted to stop Yi Yuzhou's action.But Yi Yuzhou's long hand moved the notebook so that Jia Zhouyu couldn't reach the computer even if his whole body was attached to Yi Yuzhou's back.

"Don't be so troublesome, little uncle, aren't you landing in the backstage? Go take a shower, it's late." Yi Yuzhou's expression of "I'm doing it for you" made Jia Zhouyu's expression look like he ate a fly.If I had known him earlier, I wouldn't have logged into the background to read the comments so cheaply, and now I've put myself in the trap!

No matter how unwilling Jia Zhouyu was, she had no choice but to take a bath first.I just hope that Yi Yuzhou can quickly go back to his room to sleep after reading it, anyway, he will be ashamed to see Yi Yuzhou in a short time.It stands to reason that it takes at most 10 minutes to read a chapter. Jia Zhouyu calculated the time and dawdled in the bathroom for at least half an hour before coming out.Yi Yuzhou has finished reading everything right now, right?

However, Jia Zhouyu's knowledge was so superficial that when he returned to the room and saw Yi Yuzhou still concentrating on his computer screen, his jaw almost dropped in surprise.

"Little uncle, you're back." Yi Yuzhou's voice was hoarse than usual for some reason, and Jia Zhouyu's goosebumps came up when he heard it.

"Ah, have you finished watching?" Jia Zhouyu dodged around guiltily, but didn't dare to look directly at Yi Yuzhou.Yi Yuzhou walked in front of Jia Zhouyu, suddenly stretched out his hands to pinch Jia Zhouyu's shoulders on both sides, and slowly moved his head closer.

Seeing this battle, Jia Zhouyu's heart immediately arose.What does this bastard want to do?Could it be that I have read too many meat chapters, and I can't help but want the overlord to fight hard!Jia Zhouyu broke out in a cold sweat from being frightened by her brain power, seeing Yi Yuzhou's face getting closer and closer, subconsciously turned her head away.

Immediately afterwards, Jia Zhouyu only felt his earlobe being licked lightly, which made him tremble all over.Yi Yuzhou laughed suddenly in a deep voice, and said, "Little uncle, good night." After speaking, he let go of Jia Zhouyu and walked out very coolly.

Looking at Yi Yuzhou's back, Jia Zhouyu's face darkened immediately.Don't think that if you pretend to be chic, he won't be able to see it. In summer, the nightgown is so thin, and the bulge of the lower abdomen is obvious, okay?It turned out that he was really dangerous just now!Definitely stay away from Yi Yuzhou in the future!

Jia Zhouyu patted his chest with lingering fear, pinched his earlobe blushing, and then turned off the computer and went to bed.

The next day, after delivering the prepared dinner to Yi Yuzhou's office again, the time soon came to Jia Zhouyu's long-awaited May Day holiday!

This day, Jia Zhouyu woke up early, made a hearty breakfast, and packed up the things at home. At 09:30 in the morning, he and Yi Yuzhou finally embarked on their honeymoon. No, it was a National Day trip!

City S is a bit far from City X where they are located. Du Niang took the train to school that day, and it took about five hours. Yu Zhou said that they drove faster, but it took three hours.Jia Zhouyu specially baked a lot of biscuits the day before to eat on the road, but he didn't follow Yi Yuzhou's suggestion to make them in the shape of animals, but ordinary round cookies.

After less than half an hour on the highway, Jia Zhouyu got tired of seeing the same scenery outside the car, yawned, took out the biscuits, and used his mobile phone to log on to the Q group while eating.

Du Niang is so cool: Are you all here yet?When we arrive, I will go out to pick you up.

Liangliang Wan'an: It is expected to arrive in two hours!

Upstairs is Doubi: I still have seven hours! (┳＿┳)... Different provinces can't afford to hurt

Is it a flower or not a melon: (￣y▽,￣)╭ Ouch... Du Niang, don’t worry~

Du Niang is so cool: Chrysanthemum, are you on the road →_→

It’s a flower, not a melon: o(*////▽////*)q is still packing~~

Du Niang is so cool: don't go to a hotel by yourself before [-]:[-] pm!

Is it a flower or not a melon: Don’t worry~ I’m in the suburb of City B next door~ I can get there in at most two hours~

Porridge Fish: I still have about three hours~

Xiaoxue: Looking at you with resentment during overtime work━┳━━┳━

Liangliang Wan'an: Tsk tsk tsk, Yu Shou, where's your man?

Porridge Fish: I'm driving~

Is it a flower, not a melon: So we can speak with confidence?

Porridge Fish: Say what?

Du Niang is so cool: that's the plan, I told them, let's discuss the details now

Porridge fish: what plan?

Jia Zhouyu pretended to be stupid and asked a question, but his heart suddenly became aroused.That's not what I agreed with Du Niang at the beginning!Du Niang won't tell his gender, right?This is the pit teammate!

The author has something to say: ╮(￣▽￣")╭Yu Shou, why can’t you recognize the reality, Du Niang has long betrayed~╰(￣ω￣o)[感持头] Don’t cry, the author loves you!

In addition, thanks to Little Angel Sandwind and Little Angel Feather for mine~! ! (づ￣3￣)づ...What?~~Since you guys want double updates so much (┳＿┳)...then let’s do double updates on Saturday... Meh... go and save the manuscript┗ |｀O′|┛哩~~ Incarnate as a codeword machine, begging for support! !

☆, nineteen

Jia Zhouyu nervously fiddled with his small broken phone, wanting to poke Du Niang privately to ask for clarification, but before he opened the dialog box, the phone screen suddenly went black.

"What's going on?" Jia Zhouyu pressed all the buttons on the phone, but the phone still didn't respond at all. He was so anxious that he wanted to throw the phone off the highway!It's too disappointing to lose the chain at a critical moment!

While driving, Yi Yuzhou noticed the situation of Jia Zhouyu next to him, smiled lightly, and said, "Little uncle, you should change your mobile phone too.