Rebirth Variety Show Vase

He Shaochuan had thousands of calculations, but he couldn't figure out that Shao Yun was chasing stars.

The star to chase after is still Jia Ruru.

"What do you like about her?" He Shaochuan looked at Shao Yun speechlessly: "Tell me, and I'll help you identify whether the part you like is the part that has undergone plastic surgery."

Shao Yun took out a stack of postcards from his bag, the papers were all yellowed, which shows its long history.He pointed to the pure girl who was obviously two people with Jia Ruru and said: "When I liked her, she only acted in one movie as a small part. Although she looks different now, I still want to make a memorial."

He Shaochuan shouted frantically: "She didn't look different, she had plastic surgery, big brother, there are scars all over her mouth, do you believe it or not?"

"You don't understand, you don't understand." Shao Yun said inscrutablely: "I really liked her for a long time, which is full of my age group. I feel that if I deny her, That would be tantamount to denying myself."

He Shaochuan looked at Shao Yun for a long time, for a long time, and finally shook his head with fear and said: "The world of brain-dead fans is too simple. Jia Ruru's family doesn't look like this now. If I take this to someone to sign, she will think I I'm laughing at her for plastic surgery, and I'm giving her a comparison picture face to face."

Shao Yun lowered his head in disappointment: "Why do you make things so complicated?"

He Shaochuan thought hard for a while, and felt that it was too difficult to explain this matter to a stunned young man like Shao Yun, so he saved the country with a curve: "Let me give you an example, for example, you can see that Vivian Hsu has always been innocent to the audience. The pure, pure and white style of a beautiful woman, is it plausible for you to jump out and find someone to sign her teenage photos?"

Shao Yun's eyes widened: "She she she he..." He took a breath: "Does she have a photo?"

"I'm convinced of you! I'm convinced of you!" He Shaochuan closed his eyes: "Don't talk to me, I feel that my blood pressure has risen extremely fast."

He Shaochuan took a few deep breaths, saw Shao Yun still looking at Shao Yun with Jia Ruru's photo printed on it, and felt that the fan was so pitiful, so he comforted him: "Well, you can follow anglebaby if you follow stars in the future, her face is different every season , people don't care."

Shao Yun shook his head: "I just like Jia Ruru."

He Shaochuan vomited three liters of blood, and finally had to agree to Shao Yun to take this postcard to try.He repeatedly stated that there was little hope, but Shao Yun had already excitedly sent a message in the QQ group, saying, "I'm about to get Jia Ruru's autograph."

Then the bottom group followed the quotation and wanted to buy.

He Shaochuan's eyes were straightened, and he couldn't understand: "Why do all of you policemen like Jia Ruru's?"

"Oh, no." Shao Yun said casually, "We like big breasts."

He Shaochuan searched for Liu Yan's photos online, added them to Shao Yun's group, and sent the photos to their police group, followed by a row of ellipses.He Shaochuan felt that this group of men was simply too interesting, all of them were pure men, but everyone's profile picture turned out to be an internet celebrity.

A small subject jumped out and said: "I like sexy and conservative, charming and self-respecting."

He Shaochuan took a look at the postcards Shao Yun gave, and sure enough, Jia Ruru had big breasts before she had plastic surgery, and the series of photos she took took a conservative line, the buttons were very tightly buttoned, and she had the anxiety of an ascetic.Thinking of Jia Ruru himself, He Shaochuan entered the message seriously: "I think you like schizophrenia."

The group was silent for a while, and the screen of He Shaochuan's phone went dark and no one spoke. He just put down the phone when it buzzed again.

You have been removed from this group by administrator (XXX).

He Shaochuan watched for a long time, but didn't say a word.Then he gritted his teeth and went to Taobao to buy a Mimi pillow and sent it to their police station by courier. The recipient's name was the administrator.

In the end, the address He Shaochuan gave was too tough, which frightened the customer service girl. After confirming it again and again, she said worriedly: "You can't just joke with the police. I watched TV and said that the police can kill people with bare hands. There is no trace. Stay, the real murder without a trace."

He Shaochuan thought for a while and said, "Then you put a note for me."

The little girl said: "You can exchange it for another gift, I recommend you to buy this." Then sent a link to a masturbation cup

He Shaochuan smiled and said, "If you recommend other people's products, you won't be afraid that your boss will scold you."

The little girl said proudly: "These two stores are mine."

"You'd better put a note for me." He Shaochuan gritted his teeth and said, "Your Majesty! This servant is Jia Ruru!"

The little girl sent ten laughing emojis: "I'll help you PS a piece of Jia Ruru's version of Nanny Rong, do you want it? Print it out and put it in, it only costs five yuan?!"

He Shaochuan said very richly: "It's not short of money! I'll give you ten yuan and get me three!"

"Okay!" The girl readily agreed, and felt that something was wrong when it was over, but she didn't care about it, and sent an emoji of "I'm optimistic about you", and then went to draw a link for He Shaochuan to take a picture.

"what are you doing?"

Shao Yun suddenly poked his head out from behind.

He Shaochuan was so frightened that he slapped the phone in his arms, and only took it away when he saw Shao Yun coming back from the bathroom.So I told Shao Yun what happened just now, and finally concluded: "You police are too xenophobic."

"What's the name of the administrator who kicked you?" Shao Yun picked up the phone: "I'll scold him."

He Shaochuan thought about it seriously, and then said firmly: "The administrator is called an eye chart."

Shao Yun's hand holding the phone trembled, almost dropped the phone, and asked again: "What did you say his name was?"

"It's called an eye chart, and the avatar is also a chart for measuring eyesight." He Shaochuan is sure.

Shao Yun put down the phone slowly: "You have seen that person before."

He Shaochuan was stunned: "Who is it?"

"Gu Qianshan." Shao Yun was afraid that He Shaochuan would forget: "It's my boss, because there are all kinds of mountains on the eye chart, he thinks it suits him very well. So he has always used this screen name. What are you talking about? Did he kick you?

He Shaochuan didn't care about explaining to Shao Yun, so he hurriedly went to Taobao to find the shopkeeper. Just now he asked if he was there, and the shopkeeper came over with the courier number: "How about it, the delivery speed should be fast. I give it all five stars?"

He Shaochuan didn't speak for a long time, and asked Shao Yun hesitantly: "He is so cold, does he still like Jia Ruru?" The old man is sitting together watching "Married into a Rich Family", Jia Ruru has no way of liking you, okay, being with you is not called a wealthy family, but marrying into a chaimen.

Considering the end, He Shaochuan still didn't dare to tell Shao Yun the truth, he hesitated and said: "He kicked me without saying a word, so I gave him a prank toy."

Shao Yun looked at him with trembling M eyes.Then his cell phone rang, and Shao Yun glanced at He Shaochuan and said: "He told you not to leave, he will be here in a while."

He Shaochuan looked at him in shock.

Shao Yun smiled and patted He Shaochuan's head: "I just read the chat records. You said that the person who likes schizophrenia is our technician. He put a Trojan horse in your phone."

He Shaochuan threw his mobile phone on the table: "Why does it feel like a group of hooligans?" Then he said energetically: "Anyway, I don't have Jia Ruru's phone number in my mobile phone. Because our work is special, there is nothing on my mobile phone. Remember, just take a look."

The two sat for a while, and He Shaochuan was not in a hurry to leave. First, he explained to Gu Qianshan face to face, and second, he asked Shao Yun what it was that he wanted to die...to serve the people.

He Shaochuan asked about Gu Qianshan's hobbies, went to order him a cup of coffee and waited.When Gu Qianshan came over, he didn't wear a police uniform, but casually dressed in casual clothes.He Shaochuan couldn't see the brand for a while, but he could tell that the texture was high-end.He also carried a few shopping bags in his hand, which were full of famous foreign women's clothing.

After Gu Qianshan sat down, he casually put those expensive and frightening clothes on the chair beside him, and then sat down as if nothing had happened.

He Shaochuan took a look and saw Chanel's little black dress, and couldn't help but say, "Buy a gift for your girlfriend?"

"No, I don't have a girlfriend yet." Gu Qianshan glanced at Shao Yun with a smile: "I bought this for your elder brother."

After half a sip of coffee, He Shaochuan coughed frantically into the coffee cup, swished out several tissues to cover his mouth, and it took him a long time to recover.

Gu Qianshan was stunned for a moment, and then said with a look of sudden realization: "Don't get me wrong, your elder brother doesn't have any special hobbies. He bought it for other female police officers. The comrades in the anti-pornography team borrowed him to go to nightclubs and take him with him at night. past."

He Shaochuan looked at Shao Yun seriously.

Two patches of red slowly rose on Shao Yun's face, and he shifted his posture uncomfortably: "Don't look at me so disgustingly, please, this dress is for the female police officer in the team."

He Shaochuan lowered his head slowly: "I don't mean anything else, I think it's good for you to go to work with the anti-pornography team, it's much better than going to some company as an undercover agent."

As soon as these words were said, the table fell silent for a while.

After a while, Gu Qianshan finally opened his mouth. He said to Shao Yun, "So your family disagrees?"

Shao Yun subconsciously shook his head and denied: "No, nothing." He half stood up, raised his hand and knocked on the top of He Shaochuan's head: "What nonsense are you talking about, and you keep spying on my privacy, your elder brother I'm very upset."

Gu Qianshan said: "Shao Yun, you'd better talk to your family and report the truth. Don't be so self-willed and do whatever you want. After all, the task is still dangerous."

Shao Yun lowered his eyelids: "I must take this task. My partner died at the hands of these scumbags. I can't just watch them domineering and then do nothing. .”

He Shaochuan didn't know that there was something hidden in this matter, and he didn't know what to say right now. He was uncomfortable being stared at by Shao Yun, and he held back a sentence for a long time: "You don't want me to care about you, but you can't even ignore what your mother said." Listen? If you didn't guess wrong, you didn't tell her, did you?"

Shao Yun was so angry that he slapped the table and said, "I'll go and tell her now." Then he left without even picking up the foreigner's big-name women's clothing.

"I'll go and see him." He Shaochuan explained to Gu Qianshan, then took all the bags and ran to chase him: "Why are you in a hurry, you wait for me!"