[HP]Two Snape

"I, well, my children, maybe you would like to speak to me alone?" Dumbledore blinked.

"I'm not your child!"

"Who is your child!"

Snape and Snape held their own grievances and were very upset, but they still accepted Dumbledore's suggestion. After all, there was no more reliable way for the two who were evenly matched.

Snape first followed Dumbledore into the inner room of the headmaster's office - Dumbledore's dessert collection.

Snape nodded slightly noncommittal, and sat leisurely on the sofa looking at the office he hadn't seen for a long time.

Fox's Nest is still the same...informal.

Snape twitched the corner of his mouth, and then... the movement naturally followed Fox's fallen phoenix fur.

inner room.

"Oh, my dear boy, can you tell me what happened when you fell into the water? Everyone is very worried about you."

"What fell into the water?" Snape frowned. He clearly remembered that he had never encountered such a stupid thing as falling into the water.

Those two male humanoids...the two gods didn't tell him anything about falling into the water.He came back to stop the kid from doing stupid things again, not to swim.

Dumbledore's eyes were immediately stained with suspicion, maybe the one outside is the real one...

"What time is it?" Snape asked.

"06:30 in the afternoon, well, it's time for dinner later."

"..." Snape thought for a while, and changed the question: "What grade is Potter in?"

Dumbledore was forced to stop the rumors about the true and false Snake King that Dumbledore had been crazily imagining. The old man was a little surprised, "Huh? Harry...first grader."

Seeming to have thought of something, the old man tentatively asked: "Severus, my child, did you... experience something interesting?" Dumbledore's malicious and cute eyes blinked, and Snape burst into tears. aversion to cold.

"It's about the same as you thought, in the future...you are the one to win." Although you are dead.Snape didn't want to talk too much to Dumbledore, since he was back now, some problems had to be resolved.

But first...

"I think, for the sake of the photo of Grindelwald's swimsuit you secretly hid, get rid of the fakes outside first. I think, I need to go to the cellar to tidy up first... Wait!" Snape suddenly thought of something, The expression was a little scary: "Where was I at this time?"

The old Dumbledore blushed: "Missing by drowning."

"Then, see you at dinner."

Dumbledore (→////→): Oh, okay.

Coming out, Snape raised an eyebrow at Snape in a good mood, goodbye, impostor.

Snape pretended not to notice, got up and walked in.

"My child... If my spell is correct, the one just now is indeed true, but you..."

"Albus, don't tell me you've fallen in love and finally become dementia?" I told you long ago that prison play and sadomasochism have no future...

Snape was very upset: "I'm the real one! Do you have to memorize all the letters you sent Grindelwald back then before you believe I'm real?"

"..." Dumbledore twitched the corner of his mouth, "You peeked at my letter?" The one who looked through his bookshelf before saw the photo...

Enough is enough!Could it be that the dignified headmaster of Hogwarts doesn't have the right to privacy!If he hadn't been targeted by that woman Rita Skeeter during that time, how could he have asked this most gloomy and non-gossip Potions professor!

"Don't worry about the details." Snape shrugged.

"I care a lot." The headmaster insisted on this point.

"Well, if you must have a reason." Snape still teased the greatest white wizard of this century with a very serious expression: "I am a messenger and a professor at Hogwarts. For the safety of the students, It is necessary for me to know the reason why our headmaster and the first generation Dark Lord had a close relationship."

Dumbledore: "So?"

Snape: "I have to say, it's pretty gross." But it's pretty informative.

"So—" Dumbledore touched his chin, "you also have to tell me that you are from the future?"

"What grade is Draco in?" Snape nodded, "Also, what's it called?"

"First grade. It seems..." Dumbledore rubbed his eyebrows, "It seems that things are more complicated."

After adjusting his glasses, Dumbledore continued: "So, tell me about your future?"

Dumbledore felt that the words he used today were really... too inconsistent with his strict logic.

"Speaking of which, although the Order of the Phoenix should have won in the end, did you use some kind of black magic to sign the contract?" Snape doubted, "Or, are you currently researching information on this?"

Dumbledore's expression remained unchanged, but he took a deep look at Snape, then turned his head.

Snape frowned. "Stop it! Albus, we're going to win, this deal isn't going to end well."

"Really?" Dumbledore stood with his hands behind his back, looking at the lights outside the window, on the white snow, the students of the Fourth Academy were passing through the atrium to go to the auditorium for dinner.

"Let's arrange your accommodation first! I probably know."

When they came to the cellar, Snape was already packing up his things. After all, his current habits had changed over the past few decades, and Slytherins had always paid attention to the comfort of the living environment...at least the convenience.

"Why haven't you left yet?" Snape pointed at Snape.

"Listen to me, child, I don't think you need to be so hostile to each other. Combining the detection spell and the situation I have now, it can be said that you are all real, but none of them are real."

Both Snape and Snape were looking at Dumbledore with the look that you must be fucking out of your mind.

"Cough, listen to me, there is a great possibility that you may come from two parallel time and space, and the details of your experiences may be different, but generally they should be similar. The original you, uh, or my magic The professor of pharmacy, he should have gone to another parallel dimension like you, oh, maybe you can be called time travelers? If you are interested, you can also look up the principle of the time converter, I think it should be similar."

Dumbledore paused, "However, there are more important issues now. First, based on your experience, tell me how to defeat Voldemort. Second... maybe we can think about the work schedule of the two potions professors." And salary accommodation? Believe me, that matters too."

"Oh, indeed."

"Yes, that's right."

Snape and Snape still looked at each other defensively.

"Then, you can confirm the ownership of the bedroom, oh yes, who will go to class tomorrow?"

Dumbledore couldn't wait to leave this part-time job as a substitute teacher.

"Shall we take turns?" Snape said, he still has some things to prepare, it doesn't matter if he takes turns in class, if this is really his "self" from another world?

Snape nodded in agreement.

So, now there is one last question left.

I'm.

There was only one potions office in the cellar and, of course, only one attached professor's dormitory.

Snape and Snape each frowned and looked at each other.

Dumbledore solved the most important class problem, saw the momentum, and immediately ran away.

In the end, the two reached a certain consensus in the weird eye contact.

After a crisp sound of metal colliding with the ground...

Snape walked towards the storage room next to the potions laboratory... with a dark face.

Snape was in a good mood, toying with the coins in his hands and heading to the bedroom.

Coins are a good thing.

A coin with two identical sides is even better.

Merlin praised the mischievous Draco!

Snape frowned and cleared out a space in the storage room, then dragged the sofa in the office and turned it into a bed, okay, so what if you lose?Wouldn't it be enough to use the Space Expansion Curse tomorrow? Didn't that kid live in the storage room at Spider's End all those years ago?

Calm.

However, he will be able to meet tomorrow... I don't know Harry's soul now...

Since he wanted to bring back the abducted soul, he was sure it was his Harry, but did the soul fall in love with him at this point in time?

Snape was drowning in his own melancholy... Wait!

Snape jumped up from the bed.Or rather, from the couch?

God!That's not the point.

The point is...

Now there are "two" "selves"!

But there is only one Harry!

Meanwhile, Snape in the bedroom was also thinking about something similar!

Draco only has one too!

Two men with the same weird and tangled expressions met in the small living room with the same anxious pace.

After a long silence, the two spoke at the same time.

"you……"

"you……"

Seeing each other's expressions, the two people who had their own thoughts fell to the bottom of their hearts instantly, oh my god, no way!

"Did you bloody have your eye on Potter too?"

"Didn't you fucking have your eye on Draco too?"

Snape and Snape asked in grumpy tones at the same time.

Then... Both of them dug their ears in surprise.

There was ten seconds of silence.

Snape couldn't believe it: "What? Draco?!"

Snape was a little disgusted: "What? Potter?!"

Another ten seconds.

"Beast!" He actually attacked his godson? !

"Pervert!" Fucking Potter without Lily? !

However, now their goals are different... which obviously makes both of them breathe a sigh of relief.

Of course, the spurning of the other self in my heart is of course indispensable.

However, before the two of them could realize the fact that the two of them were inseparable, Dumbledore's patron saint, a flamboyant and coquettish phoenix, flew in to deliver a message.

"Two, something happened to Harry and Draco. Come to the Room of Requirement."

Followed by the real Phoenix with the invisibility cloak, Fox.

The invisibility cloak, which felt nice to the touch, happened to fall at Snape's feet. Since it belonged to his future spouse, Snape naturally picked it up and put it on, "Let's go."

When the two rushed to the Room of Requirement, Dumbledore came out and brought them in.

Oh, the two Lord Snake Kings saw a scene that they never had the chance to see in their previous life.

And, never forget it.

Of course, Draco and Harry were too ashamed and indignant to forget for life!

small theater:

Dumbledore: Which of you is real?

Snape: Of course I am!

Snape: It must be me!

Snape: You were poisoned by a snake!

Snape: You still blew up the cauldron!

Dumbledore: It's not true that both of you... are you?right?