[HP]Two Snape

Harry always felt that, sometimes, he really couldn't figure out... what the hell was that greasy old bat thinking! !

Obviously it made him feel so...

Now it seems to be back to the original cold, bloody, greasy old bat who only favors Slytherin... or rather, only favors Draco Malfoy.

Harry tightened his hand while holding the wand and stirring it. Unexpectedly, in a flash of divine effort, the potion in front of him suddenly boiled!

Harry's pupils constricted, his eye sockets slightly dilated.

Hermione was quick and quick, and gave Harry a push.

At that moment, the cauldron exploded, splashing liquid.

Fortunately, Harry's backseat——Neville, cough, fainted early today, and Seamus left with Neville on his shoulders, so, in fact, it was only Hermione who was affected, Harry, Della Branch, Pan Xi four people.

I don't know what Harry did. The splashed potion actually has the effect of a powerful hair restorer. Hermione and Pansy are okay, after all, they are girls, but the long hair reaching the waist has become... the long hair is wrapped around a few times. Still waist, after all, not too much difference from the original image.

Harry and Draco were just... can you imagine being free-flowing like jellyfish and drowning their faces in thick, round, hedgehog-like hair?

"When will you learn not to cause trouble, Potter?!" Snape's voice was full of disdain, sarcasm, and a hint of anger.

Calmly, Snape walked up to Draco and covered Draco.

He still remembered the ferret incident... Don't embarrass a Malfoy easily, this is a very important piece of advice.

"Aren't you hurrying to the hospital wing to accompany your Mr. Longbottom? A bunch of stupid Gryffindors..." The second half of the sentence murmured in Snape's throat.

The principal said that the harmony of the four courtyards should be promoted.

Snape said he was just doing his best to show respect for the Headmaster.

"Weasley!"

"Have!"

"Have!"

"Have!"

"..."

Snape glanced at the three standing red-haired boys in the classroom, turned around, ignored the shortest one, and winked at the two who were the same height, signaling them to wrap up the class.

As for himself?

Ahem, don't forget who is hiding behind him now.

"Go." Snape lifted the black cloak, and put his right hand on Draco's shoulder as if unintentionally, allowing the cloak to cover Draco's floor-length hair... and jellyfish-shaped head.

Unexpectedly, when he walked outside the door, it happened that Snape witnessed such a scene.

The counterfeit... Ah no, his roommate, who is said to be himself in another dimension, the Potter troll that his poor taste self liked, is lying in the arms of the flower peacock.

What is this scenario?

The school rules of Hogwarts are so long... There is a great possibility that it will include the prohibition of teacher-student romance, right?

Of course, Snape didn't consider himself privileged to be a double agent for the Order of the Phoenix anyway...

Over there, Harry rubbed his head in pain, what the hell was it just now!Why is there such a rampage and Quaffle-like thing in the hallway! ?

Wait... That one just now seemed to be a Quaffle!

Harry was pissed, when was Quidditch allowed in the corridors of Hogwarts? !Filch caught him so hard at night, why didn't he take care of it! ?

But wait, he's now...

Harry looked down, er, Lockhart's brainless fans have covered the floor of Hogwarts with three-dimensional Lockhart tiles?

Obviously this is impossible.

Harry jumped up in fright.

"Oh, I... I... Lockhart... Well, Professor Lockhart..."

Even though Lockhart was thrown down and hit his head inexplicably, he still maintained his signature smile and gentlemanly demeanor.

"It's ok."

Snape raised his eyebrows, yes, green hats are popular this year.

Harry felt a scalp-numbing stare, and when he looked back, he saw Snape walking towards him with Draco half in his arms.

"..." Harry's mind went blank, er, what should he say.

What should he do?

With an eerie smile, Snape whistled happily and disappeared from sight with Draco Jellyfish Head Malfoy.

"Harry? Are you all right?" Hermione pushed back her long hair and asked Harry who looked weird.

"It's all right," Harry replied irritably. "Go to the hospital wing."

Hermione scratched at her hair, guessing Harry had a bad temper because of his hair.

"Don't hurry up?" Pansy Parkinson urged Hermione vaguely angrily.

"Oh……"

Pansy hugged her long hair in a slightly embarrassed way, but some hair still dragged on the ground unavoidably.

Hermione's eyes were covered by her forehead, which was outrageously long, but compared to the hair on both sides, her bangs, which were still considered bangs, blocked her sight.

A girl who doesn't trim her bangs is a tragedy.

Hermione stepped on Pansy's floor-length hair.

Pansy and Hermione realized at the same time that falling into a pile of hair... especially when it was two people's hair, was not a very pleasant thing.

The so-called hair strands of the two are entangled...

The so-called body covered by long hair...

Not romantic at all!

When the two stumbled towards the medical wing, their expressions were so black.

Madam Pomfrey made several people drink the soothing potion, and then took out a pair of scissors...

"Granger, Parkinson, Potter, Malfoy... what kind of hairstyle do you want?"

Madam Pomfrey's eyes flashed with excitement—it is every girl's dream to cut the hair of a doll!

cough……

Draco jumped up in shock, "No, don't...uh, I mean, no, thank you."

"Oh dear, don't be shy..."

"..."

Pansy and the others watched Madam Pomfrey approaching Draco step by step with scissors in hand, and couldn't help swallowing.

It won't be them next, right?

"Oh, nonono...Daddyhelpme!" It was about a Malfoy image problem, Draco was so scared that he called out to Dad...

"...I'mhere~" Lucius leaned gracefully against the door frame, looking at his fried-haired son with a smile on his face.

Tsk tsk, beauties really want long hair...

Lucius had always expressed resentment at Narcissa for not allowing Draco to have mid-length hair like his own.

"Mr. Malfoy." Madam Pomfrey nodded.

"Madame Pomfrey, it's really... long time no see." Lucius saw a room full of long-haired dolls, and adjusted his expression so as not to smile.

"I heard that there was a little accident in the Potions class today, so I brought the stylist from the Malfoy family over...Of course, if you insist, madam, I can also notify them to go back."

"It's just a joke." Madam Pomfrey put down the "murder weapon" in Draco's horrified eyes.

"Then... I will take the children away?"

"You won't leave one for me?"

"..."

The remaining three looked at Madam Pomfrey in horror, and Lucius with pleading eyes.

"Aha, just kidding."

The little animals fled away from the medical wing. In the cellar and potions office, the stylist of the Malfoy family had been waiting for a long time.

Lucius was holding tea, standing beside Snape, and sighed: "I said my little dragon is very suitable for long hair...It's a pity that Narcissa has never allowed me to do this..."

Probably the smartest thing Abraxas Malfoy did in his life was marry Lucius to Narcissa Black. Snape twitched the corner of his mouth.

While the stylist was working on their heads, Harry sneaked a sneak peek at Snape's expression through his hair.

But found that from the beginning to the end, the person who was chatting with Lucius with a dull face was watching... Draco.

Harry lowered his eyes.

Scattered on the floor were black hair clippings, similar to James, one of the marauders.

——————(yan) secant—————

Valentine's Day.

The whole of Hogwarts fell into a terrible pink.

Lockhart changed into a coquettish sky blue robe, preparing for a date with the owner of Lihen Bookstore tonight.

The sweet smile on his face was an eyesore to Snape.

King Arthur knew that Merlin had lost his temper again!

Harry has been deliberately avoiding all contact with himself lately!

After finally finding time to come out, he was treated like this... On the professor's seat, the flower peacock next to him smiled like a fool. What kind of differential treatment is this? !

And according to the tip from the roommate who lives with him... this flower peacock actually hugged Harry!

Under Snape's calm expression, it was actually "The Death of Lockhart" in 1080p, um, high-definition, uncensored, bloody and violent, not suitable for children.

When chopping lamb chops, Snape put a lot of effort into using the knife.

At the same time, squint at the peacock sitting next door.

Of course, the reception of the two is obviously not on the same frequency.

Harry felt the muscles twitching around his temples, always feeling ominous.

His best friend Lockhart... always gives him the feeling of the world's most unreliable Mr.

And the pink ribbons all over the sky, the "tactful and subtle"-looking little fairy, and the same "tactful and subtle" elf...

Lockhart on the professor's seat suddenly stood up, "Oh, my dear students, today is a day full of love, Valentine's Day, of course we need some special... oh, a little blessing from your dear professor. I There are some elves prepared for you... don't be shy, they will help you send love letters to the people you like."

With that said, Lockhart patted Snape on the shoulder enthusiastically, "I think you can also ask your Potions professor——Professor Snape for advice on how to make a love potion, believe me, he—of course Good at this."

Obviously, Lockhart underestimated Snape's status in the hearts of the little animals... The originally lively atmosphere immediately dropped to freezing point because of the mention of "asking Professor Snape for a love potion", and the little animals watched Snape in fear. Nep's expression.

"Professor Lockhart, Ravenclaw students should be grateful that you have graduated." Otherwise, their house points... don't know if Hogwarts has negative points.

"???" Monk Lockhart was puzzled.

This embarrassing atmosphere was resolved until a "poof" sound appeared from the dwarf elf.

Harry's schoolbag was torn apart by a gloomy dwarf elf, and his knees suddenly sank. The dwarf elf jumped up and sat on Harry's lap, then took out the golden harp smoothly, and sang a song: "His eyes Green as a freshly pickled toad, he is black and handsome like a blackboard, I hope he is mine, he is really handsome, a warrior who conquered the Dark Lord."

There was a brief silence, and then... the tried-and-tested Hogwarts ceiling was barely lifted to the sky by wild laughter.

Snape blushed, damn it...he forgot about the Weasleys' little daughter...

And... on Valentine's Day, he didn't seize the opportunity!

Merlin, his methods of chasing people are even worse than that of a little girl in the first grade!

shameful...

The author has something to say: This is where all the brain holes start...

Draco: No messages... Madam Pomfrey will help you cut your hair tonight!