[HP]Two Snape

In the dark night, a black figure flashed and entered the women's room at the corner.

【Hairbo, I'm here to fulfill my promise.Hiss~]

【…】 Haierbo glanced at the person in front of him resentfully, and turned his head aside awkwardly.

bad guy!fraud!

Hey, but it seems to promise that the heir of Potter will cooperate well to stage a wonderful spy-versus-spy drama of the year!

【What’s wrong with you?Hiss~]

[Nothing...it's nothing, I'm too full, hiccup.Hiss~] That boy Potter went on the road, twenty whole lambs roasted with cumin, hiccup, the snake was crushed to death!

But, ah, I'm so lucky~

【Then... are you still going for a walk today?Hiss~]

[No, I want to sleep when I'm full.Hiss~]

[There are a lot of mice these two days?Hiss~】Suspicious tone.

[Uh, summer is here!Hey, you're so annoying, I'm going to sleep!Hiss~]

Resisting the urge to vomit, 【Hiss~that...】

[No more!No goodnight kisses today, goodnight, huh~ hiss~】Cut, I don’t want a kiss from Sasa’s fake heir, hey, last time I forgot to let Potter Kid kiss! ! !

Hai Erbo buried his head in his body wronged.

【Good night then.Hiss~] He replied quickly, with a real feeling of surviving after a catastrophe. Although the body is not his own, it is still disgusting.

A certain old movie... Little V thinks so.

After all, if he is young, if he is... the old V, he will definitely regard it as an honor to kiss Salazar Slytherin's pet!

【etc!Hiss~] Hai Erbo suddenly stopped Xiao V, 【Hiss~ well, can you come over next Monday?She’s about to shed her skin. Sasa used to tell me the love story between little Merlin and Prince Arthur when I was moulting, but Sasa is gone now... Woohoo! 】

Having a headache to stop the basilisk who started to show off maliciously again and became more and more sad and melancholy, [All right, all right, definitely come!Hiss~]

Haierbo, who was crying in a fake way, suddenly felt a bit of real sadness. How long has Sasa been gone? It seems like a long time.

So, Hai Erbo really started to sob.

【Hey, I won't see you off anymore, I have to cry again.Hiss~]

[...Stay for a while.Hiss~]

So, retreat in embarrassment.

Monday, it's the start of the week again!

However, most small animals are extremely sleepy. Whether it is a fully enclosed boarding school or a school without boarding houses, students, regardless of their age, have a disease called "Monday Syndrome", which is incurable and terminally ill.

Harry was in good spirits today, though.

Snape and Dumbledore, the two most majestic adult wizards in his consciousness, oh, why should we emphasize majesty, because there is also a Queen Hermione in the minor.

Far away, the two of them solemnly reminded him in the principal's office - you can sleep in class today, and have a good rest, because there is an important battle waiting for him tonight!They are going to eliminate that unspoken secret tonight, ah bah, the person who can’t tell the name...

Harry's eyes lit up "chickingly"!

……one.The two adult wizards looked at each other silently, and decided that it was better not to say this cruel fact.

However, it is clear that Mr. Slytherin and Mr. Hogwarts Principal, the ultimate boss of the school committee and the head of the faculty union... and the secretary of the school party committee issued an amnesty decree that you can sleep in class and sleep as much as you want to replenish your energy. Because of it, it was attacked by Harry's wizard.

In fact, since last night, Harry has been so excited that he didn't sleep well.

And this situation is continuing.

until night.

Well, I'm so sleepy.

With drooping eyelids, Harry staggered into the potions office.

Not even Draco, who followed behind with a puzzled look on his face, didn't notice.

In the potions office, Harry was given a whole bottle of energy potion by the dark-faced Snape.

So, Draco, who was hiding at the corner of the corridor, saw his godfather bring the savior who was sluggish before going in, and came out full of energy when he came out, and he came out step by step.

What are they doing?

Draco decided to follow secretly, and on the way he quickly went to the dormitory to get the invisibility cloak he had just cheated from Harry.

Followed all the way... (Draco: Please don't use such obscene words to describe the heir of the Malfoy family!) Followed all the way, Draco was horrified to find that his most respected godfather brought his friend (qing ) Friends (di), on such a dark and windy night, entered the women's restroom!

And still so familiar!

What the hell is going on in this world!

Then, Draco followed in contemptuously.

Merlin's melamine... This pair of dogs and men even had a room in the women's restroom!

This is the rhythm of building a base!

Can't stand it!

Draco followed in with righteous (lian) indignation (hong) filling (xin) (tiao).

But when he heard Harry say the phrase "for the glory of Slytherin" in Parseltongue, he finally realized that something was wrong...

Oh, this is not Love. Fun Motel, it's Slytherin's Chamber of Secrets.

Well, the Slytherin Chamber of Secrets...

Fuck!Slytherin's Chamber of Secrets! ! !

In shock, Draco couldn't tell why he could understand the Parseltongue that Harry was speaking...or, like Harry in the past, he had absolutely no knowledge of Parseltongue and English. There is a difference the concept of.

Harry and Snape hid quietly when they arrived at the place they had agreed with Harper.

The visitor they were waiting for would show up in an hour.

As for why an hour is spared...

(Hai Erbo told Xiao V: Hey, hey, he is weak when he sheds his skin, and he needs to touch up his makeup, otherwise it will ruin his image~

Actual situation: Salazar: Haierbo will be constipated before shedding her skin, and will have diarrhea on the day she sheds her skin.Yes, it is like that. )

Snape said that, based on some rumors, he didn't want to know.

Amidst Haierbo's chatter, an hour passed quickly.

Punctuality is an essential quality of Slytherins.

Stepping a little bit, Xiao V controlled his body and went to the appointment on time.

It's him!Harry and Snape looked at each other in surprise.

How did the diary end up in the hands of... Bryce Zabini?

Snape pondered, the matter is not very clear now, but most likely, in order to avoid the search and to be loyal to that person, Lucius sent the diary to Madam Zabini...

Maybe Lucius didn't dare to explain the special importance of the diary to the neutral Mrs. Zabini, so Zabini took it away?

However, this reason, compared with the current situation, does not seem to be very important.

*[Hiss~ In this mythical kingdom, in the age of magic, a young man shoulders the destiny of a great kingdom.His name is...Merlin...] Little V didn't have much patience, and immediately started telling Haierbo the poignant love story between Merlin and King Arthur that everyone had heard so much...

"Diffindo! Expelliarmus! Petrificus Totalus! Reducto!" Harry took the opportunity to throw a dozen spells from the side.

Then...how should I say it?

Although it was a bit inappropriate, Snape still admired him sincerely. As expected of the Dark Lord he once followed, even if he controlled a body that didn't belong to him, he was still so flexible.

Dodging all of Harry's spells with the halo of a schoolmaster, and at the same time shot several spells in Harry's direction.

【How is this going! ?Haierbo!How could you allow others to enter Slytherin's Chamber of Secrets! !Hiss~] Little V asked angrily.

[Hey, actually, it’s like this, Haierbo misremembered the date, tomorrow is the day when Haierbo sheds his skin, so I made an appointment for them to tell me a story tomorrow, they think you will steal the job, so they decided to come today Fix you, well, that's it!Hiss~]

Hai Erbo's bulky body blocked all the spells for Harry and Snape with incredible flexibility.

Cough, it’s okay, it’s rough skin and thick flesh now, anyway, it will molt tomorrow, and after molting, it will be a pink and tender basilisk again, hehe~

Besides, as a big boss with a level of Levl 100, how could he not swipe Superior?

You level [-] scum, huh~

Thanks to Merlin, both sides in the battle could not hear the basilisk's inner monologue, otherwise, this might not be able to fight for the time being.

The youth version of V didn't know the vicissitudes of life Snape, even though the soul piece of the diary might have a connection with the main soul, Snape was not worried, so he began to besiege the former boss with the object of pursuit.

However, when the time passed by every minute and every second, when he left Zabini's body and ignored the attack of Harry Snape's spell in the state of soul, when his smile became more and more like a blooming chrysanthemum, Snape suddenly Realized, his ex-boss was stalling for time!

Drain Zabini's life force, and he's almost there!

"Let Haibo bite the diary!" Snape yelled.

However, even the little V who is one-seventh of the old V is not a vegetarian. Snape and Harry show signs of moving towards Zabini, and the suppression of the little V's spell will be stronger!

Can't stop at all!

"The diary is on Bryce, how can Haier bite! Biting through Bryce!!?" Harry shouted.

"Hahahaha, you don't have much time!" Xiao V's smug smile made Harry think that this person must be too cheap to have no friends because he started his career of forming gangs and gangs in the magic world when he was a student!

[Helbo!here!Hiss~]

The diary, which was the focus of discussion between the three of them in the battle just now, flew towards Hai Erbo in the gesture of throwing a dog flying saucer.

Before Hai Erbo realized who said this sentence, he had already propped up his upper body excitedly, grabbed it with one bite, and then subconsciously forcefully bit it through.

The foul-smelling ink splashed out, and Haierbo spit it out in a "pooh", and retched aside aggrievedly.

Fuck!Disgusting dead snake!This must not be Sasa's heir!So tasteless! !

Sure enough, it was a lie to the snake!

Humph! !! !!

"You...you...turn on...turn on..." Like a projector that is gradually losing its power, the soul-shaped little V began to lose his light.

"I... I... will definitely... come back... ah!" The last trace of light and shadow disappeared neatly.

Draco: Do ​​you think you are a certain wolf from a distant ancient country in the East... Tch!

[Hey... Has Hogwarts started to popularize the teaching of Parseltonus?Hiss~] Haierbo looked at the two little Doudings in front of him who were unconsciously communicating fiercely in Parseltongue in confusion.

Harry: [Why are you here!Hiss~]

Draco: [Passing by!Hiss~]

Harry: [How can you speak Parseltongue! ?Hiss~]

Draco: [I'm a genius... hey!Is this snake language?Hiss~]

Snape: "You! Men! Give! Me! Talk! People! Talk!"

Draco: "Huh?"

Harry: "..."

It was bound to be a sleepless night.

Note: * part is taken from the narration at the beginning of the BBC idol drama "Legend of Merlin 12345".I recommend this drama. It is a collection of rotten and cute. It is a must for cooling off the heat and nosebleeds. Arthur has a very good figure and there are fruitful dramas. For the sinful reason that something cannot be changed day by day.

Small Theater 1:

After dinner, Harry, who was extremely sleepy, was on his way to the Potions Office. In the Potions Office, the crew had a heated discussion:

Snape: Why don't we go today?The child is so sleepy, shouldn't he be given a good night's sleep? Children at this age need to develop well!

Dumbledore & Haierbo: ...Can you be more unprincipled?

Old V: No!want!How tiring it is for you to make one person to play seven horns. Did you make it? Did you make it!My schedule is tight!

Moxie: That's right!Professor, this article that you dote on Xiaoha so much will become Mary Su Tian’s article on Xiaobai, please don’t want it! 【rolling】

Snape: One by one+

Mou Xi: ... I immediately delete Xiao V's scenes, so that Xiao Ha can go to bed earlier!You are right, the baby is developing!Less sleep will not grow taller!

Adult Harry: Hehe...hehe...hehe...

Small Theater 2:

About how Draco tricked Harry into getting the cloak...

On a sunny afternoon, Draco, who was too bored, met Harry, who was so bored that he could not survive.

A beautiful (wu) wonderful (chi) encounter (pian) encounter (ju) has begun.

Does anyone remember when Snape and Snape decide who lives in the bedroom and who lives in the store room?

Great!

The ancestor of cheating, Draco Malfoy, once again used a coin with the same front and back to win the right to use the invisibility cloak of the Potter family's ancestral quality assurance plus V certification for a week.

Well, he seems to have a dream that Scarhead will have a magical map in the future.

When the time comes, remember to cheat and play.

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