Come here, little orc, be cute

Mickey still doesn't know what a condom is for, nor why a man wears it every time.

When the man said that he was going to use up the remaining few boxes tonight, Mi Zai's pupils shrank, and there was panic and fear in his eyes, then he pouted and acted like a spoiled child to the man: "Husband... It's comfortable." "Huh?" Lei Hua raised his brows, seemingly jokingly: "Zai Zai, what's wrong with you, I'll rub it for you."

Mi Zai hugged his little head, arched his body like a boiled shrimp: "It's all uncomfortable..."

Lei Hua let out a muffled laugh, then lightly poked Mi Zai's small head with his finger: "Don't pretend, my husband will steam egg custard for you." Mi Zai was really decisive when he heard that there was something to eat. Stop pretending, even though I just ate a bowl of seafood noodles, I was still very greedy. I wanted to eat more, so I took the initiative to wrap my arms around the man's neck, and was carried by the man to the kitchen.

Since the last time Mi Zai was pregnant, Mi Zai suffered from malnutrition and almost had a big accident, Lei Hua no longer restricted Mi Zai's food intake, as long as Mi Zai wanted to eat, he could eat as much as he wanted.

Of course, Lei Hua was also worried that the cub would stretch her stomach, but Lei told him that the female queen digests quickly, and the food in the stomach will be converted into energy and stored quickly, so there is no need to worry about the burden on the stomach. Sorry.After entering the kitchen, Lei Hua skillfully took out three eggs, beat them in a small white porcelain bowl, stirred them with chopsticks, and added one-third of the water until well mixed, put some minced meat in it, added some Season with salt and pepper soy sauce, and finally put it in the pot and steam for about 10 minutes.Mother Lei had just put the two children to sleep when she heard movement in the kitchen

Jing, she poked her head out and took a look: "Xiao Hua, why haven't you slept yet?" Lei's mother remembered that her son had just ordered a bowl of noodles not long ago, why now he went to the kitchen to fiddle with food again, and his appetite became weaker. so much bigger 0

Lei Hua's voice came from the kitchen: "Mom, go to sleep, I will try to be as quiet as possible so as not to disturb you."

Mother Lei said something long-winded again, saying that you must remember to turn off the gas, and you should not eat too greasy food at night, which is not easy to digest.

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After listening to Lei's mother's nagging, Lei Hua could finally understand what kind of mood Mi Zai felt when he was nagging him.Lei Hua hugged Mi Zai and half leaned against the wall-mounted cabinet, he looked down at the little boy in his arms and asked: "Zai Zai, do you think I'm annoying sometimes."

Lei Hua never realized that he was nagging before, because he was doing it under the banner of being good for the baby, so he didn't feel that way.

Mi Zai shook his head, he didn't feel that the husband was annoying, anyway, he always listened to the words with his left ear and the right ear, and never paid special attention to listening to men's words, which is probably the reason why Mi Zai never learned his lesson up. "I'm really old, Zai Zai, I won't nag you again next time." Lei Hua felt that if he became a nagging old woman, Mi Zai would definitely abandon him, so this must be done. Get rid of it.As soon as Lei Hua said the words, within two seconds, he started nagging: "Zai Zai, how can you remove the lid of the pot with bare hands, do you know how hot the water vapor is, what if you burn your hands?" , that will leave scars, do you want to feel sorry for your husband to death..."

Before Mi Zai could react, the man was already rambling a lot. He just wanted to see if the steamed egg was cooked.

After being slapped all over his face, Mi Zai retracted his little hand, lowered his head, and assumed a gesture of admitting his mistake.

Lei Hua took a deep breath, and his tone softened: "The steamed eggs will take a while to cook, let's go to the living room to watch TV first." Lei Hua walked out of the kitchen with Mi Zai in his arms, and turned the TV on with the remote The machine was turned on, and the sound was reduced to a minimum so as not to wake the children up.All Mi Zai is thinking about now is that steamed cake,

Therefore, he lacked interest in the programs broadcast on TV, and glanced into the kitchen from time to time.

At this moment, the door of the second bedroom was opened. It was the room of Lei Hu and Lei Hao. The two cubs came out of it while rubbing their eyes. They were sleeping soundly, but they were disturbed by the aroma of steamed eggs Xun woke up.

It's just that I'm sorry, Lei Hua didn't do the job for the two of them, and he didn't like his mother who would spoil the two grandchildren, so he said in a low voice, "Hurry up and go to sleep, what are you doing out there?"

The two cubs are growing their bodies now, so it is easier for them to rub their stomachs hungry and refuse to go back to sleep.

Lei Hua couldn't really let them go to bed hungry, so he had to go to the kitchen to get something to eat.

There are a lot of ingredients in the house, because Lei Mu goes out to buy things every day, so the refrigerator is full and there are a lot of vegetables.These vegetables can't be eaten up, they will rot soon, Lei Hua thought about it and decided to make a sukiyaki pot to eat.

Lei Hua was busy in the kitchen by himself, while the three kids outside formed a circle and were playing poker.

Both Lei Hu and Lei Hao knew how to fight, Mi Zai learned how to fight for a few days, and he was able to understand a little bit, and the three of them played quite vigorously.

Lei Hao played a 6 of spades, Lei Hu played a 7 of diamonds, and Mi Zai casually played a 3 of clubs.

Mickey's cards were too small, so of course he couldn't afford it, but the two juniors didn't say anything, just watched as Mickey played randomly, and it was stipulated that whoever was the first to run out of cards in his hand would win.

After three rounds of fighting, Mi Zai won. Both Lei Hu and Lei Hao won by letting go. Mi Zai was very happy, gathered all the cards, shuffled them casually, and then played the next one.

It was just to pass the time, Lei Hu and Lei Hao didn't want Mi Zai to cry when they lost, and their supper would be gone when they cried, the man in the kitchen might come out with a knife to scare them, so Lei Hu Hu and Lei Hao have a tacit understanding and don't play Da Mi's card.Mi Zai won seven times in a row, and the man finally washed all the vegetables and put them in the pot. Sukiyaki is no different from hot pot, except that sukiyaki puts everything in and cooks in one go. There is a layer of meat and vegetables on top.

Lei Hu quit when he saw that it was full of vegetables, and threw out a pair of kings, blowing up his father's Ace of Spades, and said: "Father, I'm done, you lose. "

Mi Zai went very well the first few times, but when he was happy to win, he suddenly lost, and he felt depressed all of a sudden.

Lei Hua saw it, and came over to shave the back of his son's head: "You don't learn well at a young age, what kind of cards do you play? If you have this time, why don't you read more books, have you memorized the knowledge of survival in the wild?" Lei Hu He didn't speak, just stared at the pot of vegetables silently, and after a long silence, he said, "Why is there no meat?"

Lei Hua was hugging his cub and coaxing him, so he casually replied, "The meat is underneath."

Lei Hu flipped over the vegetables on top with chopsticks, and there was indeed a layer of beef and mutton underneath.

"Zai Zai, it's just a game of cards. Isn't it normal to lose?" Mi Zai's mind was still too fragile, and it took a while to be coaxed.After Lei Hua coaxed Mi Zai well, he turned around and found that all the meat in the pot had been eaten.

Fortunately, Mi Zai is not picky eater, he can eat meat and vegetables, but Lei Hua is not so good-tempered, so he catches his eldest son and babbles a few more words.The eldest son likes to eat meat so much, it is still suitable to stay in the beast world, where Lei goes hunting every day and eats barbecue every day.As soon as Lei Hu heard that he could eat meat every day in the beast world, he couldn't wait, and wanted to go to the beast world to meet his uncle Lei.Lei Hua told him: "When you memorize all the knowledge points of survival in the wild, I will take you to the world of beasts."

Lei Hu immediately went back to the room and lit the lamp to read at night.

And Lei Hao was in a dull mood. After hesitating for a while, he walked up to his uncle and said, "Uncle, can you not leave? Facing his little nephew, he kept asking the same question over and over again." Lei Hua seemed impatient: "I've told you many times, Lei Hu and the others are not human beings, they shouldn't stay here, they have to go back to the beast world as soon as possible. "

Lei Hao knew that his persuasion was useless, so he could only walk away with his shoulders down. Lei Hua didn't want to see the scene of parting, but there was no other way.

God is leaving.

After a night of hard work, Lei Hu took the initiative to walk in front of his father,

Asked his father to come to him to memorize his knowledge points firmly.Lei Hua asked a random question: "What should I do if I am attacked by a ferocious beast?"

Lei Hu replied: "Just hit it, if you can't beat it, then run." Lei Hua raised his brows: "This is what you memorized all night. What is the standard answer?"

Lei Hu's answer just now was just his own practice, and then he recited the standard answer word by word: "When encountering a fierce beast, keep calm and retreat slowly, don't expose the weak parts of your body to the fierce beast, and try not to move when retreating." Make a sound, expand the distance from the beast, and increase the insurance factor

Although his son has recited all the main points, Lei Hua's face did not relax. He warned: "The most important thing is to save your life at a critical moment. If you are not absolutely sure, don't go head-to-head. If you can't remember this, I will not take you back to the beast world." Lei Hu said loudly: "I remember." Lei Hua scolded: "You memorized the fart, go back and read it hundreds of times."

It's Saturday's holiday today, Lei Hu can memorize it all day, even though he has been able to memorize this little manual backwards, he still hasn't got a pass to go to the world of beasts.

Not only Lei Hu was the only one who read this little manual, but little Lei Fu also had to read it, and even the two youngest sons, who were born one month old, had to read it to them.

Only Mi Zai survived, because he is a female, he doesn't need to hunt and stay with his male, and he is usually safe.