Zerg's favorite protagonist

It must be due to bad luck that the hero misunderstood every time something happened peacefully.

After a painful lesson, Sardin refused to speak peacefully again!

But he was "trained" by the hero last time, how could he have the face to go out now!

Satin was mad at the door.

……

Outside the door, Song Bai closed the door before realizing that this is not a university dormitory, and there are no thin-skinned roommates.

However, last time it was Coloring Books, this time it is XX Audio.

These two cannot be accidental.

But that's right, Sadin is 24 years old after all, and as an adult female, she naturally has desires.

The Zerg worldview was shaped by him, but there may be some customs that he doesn't know.For the Blue Stars, it is very important to take care of the generals in the first month after childbirth, and maybe Zongxing doesn't need it.

Song Bai had never received a reply to the letter he sent to Sardin's pen pal in Jiangcheng before, and he couldn't help but wonder if he had misremembered the address, so he decided to wait until he found the exact address of Kyoto University, so he had to find out carefully The customs of the bug star.

It would be embarrassing to knock on the door and go in now, so Song Bai decided to ask Huaiyu, after all, he was his classmate.

Huaiyu returned quickly: Isn't this the school address?It's all holidays, what do you send there?

It still needs to be mailed, so it must be a handwritten letter from the male worm. Now that everything is electronic, where else do you need to send a letter except for major events?

Song Bai's tone was casual: something to use next semester.

Huaiyu sent the address: "Okay, I don't go back to school and I don't understand, you write this address."

If you want to talk about native insects, isn't it the one in front of you?

Song Bai changed his mind, "Huaiyu?"

Huaiyu:?

Song Bai: Is there a custom in Zong Xing that... one month after giving birth, she cannot have intercourse?

Huaiyu:? ?you ask me? !

Huaiyu: Young Master Song!I am a male insect!How do I know?

Huaiyu: Although my belly is a bit bigger, I really can't give birth! !

Huaiyu: And I'm underage!Underage has no desire!

Song Bai: Got it.

He forked off the communication interface with a blank expression.

It turned out that not all the ones who were shorter than him were subfemale, and there were also underage males.

Hey, why didn't he confuse Mia?

……

In Jiangcheng, Mingzhou, during lunch time in the staff cafeteria, Mia's eyes were black and black, and she brought the plate to the table with her footsteps.

The staring eyes frightened the Yafe secretary who was eating across the table from looking up.

Mia said in a low voice, "Am I that scary?"

His voice was hoarse from staying up all night.

The female secretary is Alan's main secretary, unlike Mia, a young master of a family, who is purely here for paddling.

Asian female rattle shakes her head.

Satisfied, Mia looked back and forth among the employees for that tall and eye-catching figure.

Mia came to Song for half a year, and Allen always brought tea and documents to his work.Mia is not stupid, she knows that Alan is simply giving him a vacancy to deal with his brother Yushen.However, until a few days ago, he finally confronted Allen head-on and asked Allen to give him a plan. He stayed up for two days and didn't finish it until noon. He rushed here without taking a break.

Allen seems to be communicating with someone, "...Ancestor, I don't know about this custom, I'm not married yet!"

"I really don't know, even if it's a female insect! You've already asked me twice, and I can't immediately lay an egg for you as an experiment..."

When her gaze shifted to the handsome profile of the female insect, Mia paused for breath, and then moved away immediately.

Hmph, she really is a shameless female insect.It's so easy to talk about laying eggs.

Allen sat not far away, and Mia walked over with the plan.

He must slam the plan on the female insect's face.He wanted Allen to know that underage males must never be underestimated!

……

Having been rejected by the two worms one after another, Song Bai was about to doubt himself.

Ordinarily the best way is to go directly to the female forum to ask questions, but the gender barrier on Insect Star is too thick, Song Bai's terminal can only browse the male forum, and female ones can only be seen on Sardin's terminal.But just now Satin was caught in an embarrassing incident by him. With his personality, he didn't know how long he would be entangled.

Song Bai felt a headache for the first time.

Just be your human being, can't you?Why do you have to go to the insect star?If you want to ask a local custom, there is nowhere to know.

Bored, I had no choice but to post a post on the male insect forum in the hope of giving it a try, but as soon as it was refreshed, it was instantly squeezed out by other posts on the top.

After waiting for a long time, there was still no answer, and I was about to quit, but I stumbled into a red boutique post by mistake:

[Boutique] [Tree Hole] My maid suddenly clings to me, I don't know what's going on [Fire] [Hot]

1L: The housekeeper, who was brought back from the orphanage by the female father since childhood XD, likes to learn things every day. These two days, I suspect that he used what he learned in the past ten years to me[/smile], and he clearly did it He couldn't get out of bed, but when I got out of bed, he pulled my arm pitifully, which made my kidneys almost fail.Have you ever come here and know what's going on?

2L: I have a female servant at home, my brother is so lucky, when I was a child, I was too aggressive and begged my female father to refuse, otherwise I would have a fragrant and soft little female in my arms today[/crying][/crying]

3L: Two words of family raising, I instantly make up 50 words of action movies

4L: lz, you are here to show off, you are out of the building, and minors will not eat your dog food

5L: What happened to the administrator?Where did the underage get mixed up in the adult section?

9L: lz replied to 2L: It's not a subfemale, it's a military female, and it's not a small one, it can lift me up hhh

The above direction is still envious and jealous, until 9L replied, the bottom exploded.

67L: ...

97L: Jun female = female monarch, sub female = female servant, military female + female servant = garbage, hope everyone knows.

118L: lz replied: He is not, you are.

156L: Some insects really treat military females as treasures? ?See you soon!

222L: lz replied: Yes, it's just that you have short experience.

333L: Am I the only one who noticed the lz adjective, "poor", hiss, my goosebumps are about to fall off.

345L: lz Reply: Skinned chicken should stay in the oven, not the terminal :)

……

No wonder this post is so popular, the style of lz in the front is quite good, but it suddenly starts to reverse at the back, and this lz is someone who scolds one layer and he tears up one layer, and the scolded ones come back and continue to scold, lz also continues to tear up.

Hundreds of floors were torn out at once, but no one seriously answered the questions of the main building.

Song Bai was amazed at this anonymous forum war. After thinking about it, he registered a forum account and replied: The maid may have encountered some things and felt insecure.

It is common for Song Bai to enter a role when he is an author: for example, when he feels abandoned or about to be abandoned, he will subconsciously start to grab the most precious things around him nervously.

Once Song Bai replied, there were a few more replies in an instant:

[Army females also feel insecure?What a joke!Their nerves are thicker than telephone poles. ]

[Not only the nerves, but also the memory. My family just finished beating the day before yesterday, and I committed another crime today. My thick wooden stick is discounted]

Song Bai decided not to pay any attention to it, and instead went to search for the answer in the book.

I don't know when, I have flipped through a lot of books, but none of them mentioned the idea.

Instead, the terminal vibrates, showing that the forum has received new messages, click to open:

Ping An: I just saw the reply after I was busy, my brother hit the nail on the head!Exactly the same as I just asked.

Song Bai frowned when he thought of his reply below the post: Don't be too harsh on him.

Ping An replied in seconds: It’s okay, I’m asleep on the bed, and I can’t listen to scolding him[/喜笑]

Ping An: I see that customary question you are asking, isn’t my little brother a native insect of the insect planet?

Song Bai was too lazy to gossip by himself: Do you know that custom?

Ping An: I don't know about customs, but I recommend you this book.

Then came the title.

Song Bai thanked him, turned around and went online to buy books.

……

Sheng An sat in a wheelchair and looked out of the window. In the distance was a dense and lush green forest, and the blue sky was embedded in it like a ribbon.There was a trace of relief on his face, "The female father also said that I am too concerned about the abnormality of the female servant, and obviously there are other males who care about their females, so what is abnormal about me..."

……

Satin failed to keep his oath in the end.

After night fell, the sky was full of stars, and after Ping's fourth phone rang, Sardin still got through.

Ping's voice was full of hoarseness after the fact, "Commander, what did you want to say in the morning communication?"

Satin has been bored in the room all day, and his voice is also muffled, "I said it in the morning."

The tone was flat, with the depression that was about to come.

Ping shook for a while, implicated by the sore muscles in his back, and quickly apologized: "Head, I really can't refuse the hero this morning, otherwise I will definitely be the first to listen to you no matter where I am!"

A small "hum" came from the opposite side of the terminal, and Ping knew that this was forgiving himself.

The Legion all said that Sardin was a cold-faced officer, but Ping Ke never thought so.

Sardin has three adjutants in total, of which Ping is the youngest, only four years older than Sardinia.He is 27 years old and is at the peak of his energy and body.Look at Sardin, just a young man.

It looks cold, but it's not very good at communicating.That's because those who are older than him have lower positions than him.Those who are younger than him are too low in status.

24 years old, how old can you be?At this age, Ping has only graduated from the military academy for three years, and he is still a nobody in the army.

Also coming at that age, he understands Sardin's contradictory ideas of wanting to make friends but not being able to deal with interpersonal relationships.I just hang out with Satin every day if I have nothing to do, tell him some adult jokes that blush as soon as I say it, make him angry from embarrassment, smash Ping in the ring all day long, and wait for Ping to go back, his deliberately written notes Above all, the advantages and disadvantages of physical skills and how to improve them are all memorized.

Otherwise, how could Satin be the first to think of him when he asked for help?

The smile on Ping's face disappeared in a flash, and he still spoke in the same way: "Sir, what exactly did you want to ask when you called this morning?"

Satin: "Not asking!"

Ping Congshan said, "Yes, yes, that's what I want to hear from you."

Satin was silent for a while, and asked: "I made the hero angry, what should I do..."

Ping's still smiling face froze, the head of the group was the head, every time he dared to dance on the edge of the male's tolerance, what should he do if he made the hero angry, Ping remembered the lesson of the hero this afternoon, and suddenly shuddered.

After deciding, send the link quickly.

Satin on the opposite side is still questioning, and seems to be trying to suppress: "This...is this really okay?"

Ping patted his chest, "Young old man is not deceitful, and he will definitely use all kinds of spirits."

Then he will believe it again.

Satin hung up the communication, remembering that the nearby counters should still be selling, and quietly turned out through the window.

……

At ten o'clock in the evening, Song Bai copied a large stack of custom materials from the city library and returned home, feeling dark and wondering if Sardin had fallen asleep.

As soon as I turned on the light, I was startled by the fluffy and white gadgets kneeling at my feet.

I almost threw away the data in my hand.

A deliberately low, tender and timid voice sounded, "Master."

Song Bai gritted his teeth, "Sadin! What's the matter with the fox suit you're wearing!"