Penguin Style Cub Breeding Diary

Gang Ji has a little impression of his father.

He remembered that he was a very tall man, but he was bad and would always play tricks on Tsuna.

But mom likes dad very much.

Lord Prison told him that children are born because of mothers and fathers.

"Where did the kid come from?" Gangji sat on the soft cushion and asked his little friend with his head tilted.

But this is also a super-class question for the little genius prison temple. The silver-haired little octopus rubbed its chin and thought for a long time, and finally came to the answer hesitantly.

"Perhaps it was sent by... a UFO?"

He had the latest issue of the Alien magazine in his hand, and he presumably got inspired from it.

The boy with silver hair and blue pupils clenched his fists, his eyes were bright, full of yearning for science (theology) and science (secret).

Gangji's eyes lit up.

"I see, it's a UFO... What is a UFO? Instant noodles?"

It's not called UFO fried noodles (strike out).

Hayato Gakudera clenched his fist and took a deep breath, patiently explaining to his great Tsunayoshi-sama.

"So that's the case, but that's not what my father said."

"What...wait a minute, how did you come into Mr. Tsunaji's house? When did you come?"

"Ah, I was invited by Aunt Sawada when I was passing by. Well, it was probably when the prison temple said that aliens must exist."

Yamamoto, who didn't know when he joined the group chat, scratched his head and laughed heartily.

Prison Temple Hayato: ...

Damn, this guy actually found out... It's the guy who wants to snatch Tsunayoshi-sama's closest right-hand man with him!

However, Tsunayoshi and Yamamoto have already chatted.

The brown-haired cub poked its head over and asked suspiciously, "Really? What did Uncle Yamamoto say?"

Very curious about this question.

Yamamoto clicked his chin, looked at the ceiling and thought for a while.

"Let's think about it... Dad said that children are picked up by adults."

The determined alien brought the little baby a prison temple: "Huh?"

Takeshi Yamamoto nodded firmly: "That's right, Dad said that every year the gods in the sky will receive requests from parents, and then put boys into peaches and girls into bamboos, and send out For adults who want little babies."

[There are reasons and evidence. 】

【Momotaro and Taketori Hime, right? I know that (kimbo)】

[Daddy is a smart man xd]

[Look at the prison temple baby, the child seems to be limping from being fooled. 】

Then your division of labor is quite clear.

Skuvalo, who came back to Sawada's house from time to time to take care of Sawada's mother and son (mainly the little one), was holding a stack of fruits and couldn't help complaining from the bottom of his heart.

Tsuna caught the big shark wearing the black Varian uniform at a glance, he called out happily, took the little strawberry from the silver short-haired boy, and saw the other's hair shaking his head.

Scuvaro: ?

He delicately grasped the claws that were reaching out to grab his hair.

"what are you doing?"

The combat captain, who was once grabbed by this guy's hair and stuffed in his mouth while he was sleeping, became infinitely vigilant.

Tsuna raised her head, her brown pupils blinking blankly.

"Brother Shark...do you want to grow long hair?" He thought of Skuvalo in the dungeon world—compared with the big shark in front of him, he tilted his head.

ha?What the hell question is this.

Scuvaro frowned and clicked his tongue secretly.

However, the difficult child was still looking at him seriously, as if he would never give up until he got the answer.

So Varian's combat captain sighed helplessly.

"Why did I even tell you about this... that bastard Boss." The shark cursed, aiming at the only other person who knew about it.

Tsuna Yoshi: OVO

Scovalo was stunned: "Okay, you don't know everything."

He rubbed this little trash that looks stupid but is too clever at certain times, "That's right, I just want to keep it, why, is it feminine?"

It doesn't matter if it's said to be effeminate, Scuvaro has long made up his mind to make people who can speak this Chinese disappear from this earth... Ah no, he is a bastard Boss, this little trash can't disappear...

In short, after all, it is something that has been agreed with Xanxus.

And Gang Ji didn't know what he was thinking, and when he heard this question, he shook his head obediently.

Although I don't know what femininity is, but it probably means like a girl?

So he shook his head and denied the judgment.

"No." He whispered, recalling the long-haired Skuvalo standing on the shark and roaring, showing a wonderful expression, "It's better to say, if it's Brother Shark, he must be very handsome."

Even Scuvaro, who was born and raised in Italy, couldn't help turning his face away and coughing in the face of such straightforward praise.

The main reason is that the one who said this was a brat who was brought up with one hand... Tsk, this sweet talker has inherited Jiaguang at first glance (after all, their recent education is in charge of their high-quality Varian, and there is no such sweet talker kid possibility).

The silver-haired young man couldn't help but feel heavy when he thought of this guy's father, who was the complete opposite of him, who was not only unlovable but also vaguely annoying.

"Go eat your strawberries, kid." He said viciously.

Tsuna didn't know why the shark's face looked like a cloudy sky, he obediently said, and actually grabbed a cute strawberry and got up.

Before the actually very busy Captain Varian left, Tsuna reached out his claws and grabbed the hem of his clothes.

Scovalo: ...

"You better have something important."

Gangji looked at him innocently.

"Tsunayoshi just wants to know... where do the babies come from?" He looked very cute, "It's the same as Uncle Yamamoto said, did they come out of peaches and bamboo?"

Of course not!This stuff is taught in physiology classes at the Mafia Academy, and it's what men and women beep-then beep-then beep-beep-make.

But is that something to say to the pups?

Even Skuvalo, after being urged by Ruslia to look at that thing 7.0, has a little understanding of the basics of raising cubs.

He looked serious and dignified, but he roared wildly what to do and stood there for a while, humming.

"This matter..." Varian's combat captain, a super strong swordsman who claims to never back down, said solemnly, "Go ask the bastard boss..."

Even if the bastard boss who found out after the fact can hit the wall, who wants to explain this to a little guy, is he his mother or his father?

Wait, Scovalo rolled his eyes, and his mood, which had been subtly uncomfortable because a certain guy woke up since the morning, brightened up.

Gang Yoshi:?

Brother Shark is so weird.

Scovaro reversed his tone.

"I mean, you can ask Jiaguang." He paused, hesitating, "You should remember who Jiaguang is?"

Anyway, it's been a few months, this idiot shouldn't have completely forgotten his father?

Under the serious gaze of the shark, Tsuna nodded.

"Mom said it yesterday." He said childishly, "Jiaguang is Papa!" Not Anada!

Skuvalo nodded, and couldn't help but think that Tsunayoshi Sawada usually looks dull, but after such a long time, he still remembers Iemitsu Sawada, so it can be seen that even if he is stupid, it is only because of ordinary things unimportant……

Thinking about it, the joy of being able to shirk the responsibility of explaining this wonderful problem to Tsunayoshi's biological father was completely consumed.

The silver-haired Mr. Shark snorted heavily, and slammed the door away.

Gang Yoshi:?

"It's so strange." He ate a small strawberry in one bite, and he couldn't even speak clearly, "Brother Shark is so strange."

Yamamoto and Skuvalo, who took yogurt from the refrigerator and prepared to make their own strawberries into strawberry fruit, passed by. When Tsunakichi muttered this sentence, a small light bulb lit up in his head.

"Could it be that?" He guessed brightly, "Is it menopause?"

"Huh?" Xiao Yuji slapped Yamamoto's back with his backhand, "Is that something that only old men have?"

"Hahaha is that so?"

The boy's laughter covered up many speculations just now.

[I announce the MVP of this game: Yamamoto. 】

[Awu is really 2333, what is it called?natural? 】

[It's natural black (whispers) he bet a coin on purpose: D]

[But what's wrong with cultivating a dog? 】

[I seem to have heard this sentence before, in Prison Temple (keen)]

Under the happy stickers of the three, a morning passed quickly.

Because I was too happy and accidentally cooked too much food—for some reason, Sawada Iemitsu will return to the hospital in the near future—Sawada Nana holds a spatula and sends Tsunayoshi, who already knows how to make soy sauce, to run errands , The two little cats who were originally arranged to watch TV on the sofa followed behind and ran out together.

Leaving behind Nai Nai, who was holding her face in a daze from time to time, came back and sighed outside the door: "You all have such a good relationship."

This is true.

The three of them arrived at the convenience store laughing and joking, and saw that the time was about to send Takeshi Yamamoto, who was not far away, home... almost being sent back by Yamamoto's father.

Because it took some time to send Yamamoto, Tsunayoshi and Gokuji held hands and took a shortcut that they would not normally take.

In the past, Gang Ji would not have dared to take this road.

Not only him, but the children around here are a little scared.Because there are people coming and going on the main road, it is easy to meet strange guys on this small and medium road.

Little punks with yellow hair, school bullies, and other kinds of guys, although it looks like a peaceful town, in fact, there are still many hidden dangers in the shadows of Binsheng. dark.

——Speaking of which, there seems to be some rumors circulating in the underground world recently, which seems to be about the recent decrease in evil incidents.

Of course, these things have nothing to do with the two children holding hands for the time being.

Even the little bastards who block the road and rob, don't think much of such a little guy...unless they want to eat the spicy sticks in the hands of the children (crossed out).

However, on the way home, Gangji and Yusi heard soft sobs.

The two children looked at each other, each swallowed their saliva, this one clenched his fist, and the other took out a Bell's knife from somewhere (Bell: ??)

Tsunakichi squeezed the plastic bag containing the soy sauce tightly.

The two little guys crept closer to the source of the sobbing sound like small animals.

However, unexpectedly, there was no scene of bad guys bullying children as expected, only a girl with short hair clenched her fists and sobbed softly.

The two little idiots were stunned and looked at each other, both a little flustered.

Gangji pursed her lips and took a step forward nervously.

This step kicked a tiny stone, and the stone flew up and hit the discarded wine bottle not far away, attracting the attention of the crying girl who was bowing her head.

The sun showed the curled up girl in good time.The girl, who was about the same size as Gang Ji, had short, soft orange hair, and big eyes of the same color with a lot of watery light. She was wearing a white cake dress inside, and a cute thin spring shirt on the outside.

She raised her head nervously when she heard the voice, and after seeing the duo who looked at her suspiciously, she was slightly relieved and showed a puzzled expression again.

For some unknown reason, she did not speak, but looked at the two nervously and vigilantly.

The atmosphere was deadlocked for a while, and Gangji hesitated.

"That..." he whispered, "Why are you crying?"

That's a really good question.

The girl's vigilant eyes softened for a moment, as if she finally realized that standing in front of her were two children who were about the same age as herself, and her nervousness was slightly relieved.

Sniffing, she stood up.

Through the girl's narration, Tsunayoshi knew that her original name was Sasakawa Kyoko, and she was a child who had recently moved to Namorimachi.

However, for some reason, she is always bullied by other people, and this time is the same.

"I-I thought they were still outside the alley..." Kyoko Sasakawa lowered her head, her hands circling nervously, "So-so I have never dared to go out..."

The two boys looked at each other.

"Tsk, it's really annoying." The silver-haired boy who has already begun to look like his future self made a gesture of wiping his neck, "Master Tsunaji, let's go and kill those scumbags?"

Tsunayoshi, who was thinking slowly: "Eh, eh, Mr. Prison Temple?"

He frowned his thin eyebrows.

"You don't need to kill them... just punish them a little bit?" He frowned and said, "For example, beep-ah, beep-or beep-."

These are all words that people in Varian often talk about.

The expression of Hayato Gokuji gradually changed from perplexity to that of the original, and finally returned to the look of bright eyes and tail wagging.

"So that's the case, and it can still be like this, as expected of Master Tsunayoshi!"

Sasakawa Kyoko on one side was already trembling even more because of their words.

Tsunaki noticed this keenly.

The little cub thought about it in distress—in fact, after hearing Jingzi's name, he thought of the younger sister that his elder brother often showed off to him in the dungeon world, and it seemed that she was also called Jingzi.

Adhering to the principle that the (unfamiliar) elder brother's younger sister is my younger sister, Tsuna Kichi clenched her fists tightly, and must protect Kyoko when they met for the first time.

So he coughed lightly, looked left and right, stood on a big rock, and stretched out his hand to touch the head of the stunned Kyoko.

"It's okay, it's okay, Tsunayoshi and Yuji-kun will protect Kyoko-chan."

It's like the knights protecting the princess!

Kyoko Sasakawa blinked softly, and looked at the two cautiously.

"thanks?"

However, the weird plan of Gangji and Yusi still failed to go ahead as planned. When the two were planning, an anxious boy's voice came in from outside the alley.

"Kyoko—! Are you here, Kyoko!!"

"It's brother!" Sasakawa Kyoko, who had already calmed down, raised her voice and called out to her brother.

That's right, it was Ryohei Sasakawa of this era who came.The boy with short white hair ran into the alley and found the two standing in front of his baby sister. Even though the two were two cubs like his sister, he became vigilant.

"Hey, get away from my sister!"

It seemed that a certain cub was pretending to be viciously whining.

Seeing this, Sasakawa Kyoko quickly resolved the possible misunderstanding, but after a while, the four of them happily walked together.

The Sasakawa brothers and sisters have very good personalities. After hearing that the two had bought soy sauce and went home, they volunteered to send them off. They patted their chests and said that they would help explain why it was a little late.

On the way, a few people chatted casually, chatting about where the baby came from.

"Huh? I think...the story about coming from the bamboo is true, right?" Sasakawa Kyoko blinked her beautiful big eyes, "I've heard such a story before."

As she said this, it was her brother who jumped up first.

Sasakawa Ryohei was taken aback.

"What! So children are born from bamboo?" The boy with short white hair almost popped his eyes out of his sockets, "I thought they were all picked up from the trash can!"

What, did the children pick it up from the trash can?

Gang Ji was also taken aback, and quickly thought of the mantra of an unnamed hawthorn.

【Rubbish. 】

He showed a frightened expression, and after muttering to the prison temple who noticed his expression, he nodded very believably.

"I think you're right, big brother." The cub who continued the title of the dungeon said solemnly, "The children must have been picked up from the trash can... I have a brother, uncle emm brother uncle, he is from Picked it up in the trash! I promise!"

The author has something to say: Just around the corner·Sent to find someone·Xanuxs·Brother Uncle:?

Trash can shit, little trash.

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