Penguin Style Cub Breeding Diary

#Help, how to raise a cat? #

As the title, the thing is like this, the last time the host finished his mission and was about to pack up and go home, he was touched by a cat on the road.

Now I have brought home the prisoner's cat, and after a series of oral education, I decided to detain the prisoner... So how to raise the cat?

【cat?what catOcelot? 】

[Then you can only find a practical manual - how to fight a leopard. 】

Landlord: "No, it's just a normal one...it's so small and soft, it feels like it will be broken if you accidentally pinch it."

【Is it possible that the landlord is talking about the kind of real cat... the kind that can meow? 】

Landlord: [Yes];

[Can this appear on the mafia forum?I can't unless you make me healthy. 】

[Let me be healthy +1]

Landlord: [A brown-haired cat holding a cardboard box on tiptoe and sticking out a small tongue, jpg. 】【The cat without long legs looks up.jpg】

[Hiss... Is this something I can see on the mafia forum?Who died, who lived, who murdered whom?Cat cat shark me! 】

【he!good!Can!like!He is smiling at me. 】

[This is what a hunk should look at, hehehe. 】

[I placed an order for colorful sacks, the poster asked what kind of sacks cats like! 】

[Miss sister of the landlord... cat cat... Heihei...]

[Wait, how do you know that the host is a young lady?What if it's a man? 】

[This is absolutely impossible, the host must be a kind and cute girl (definitely). 】

Sawada Iemitsu held the mobile phone with one hand and waited for his almighty netizen to reply, while with the other hand he caught the meowing short-legged kitten, ready to give him a blowjob.

After a lot of nonsense, I finally had time to look at his bbs, only to see a group of unidentified mafias who had already deviated from the subject and started discussing whether he was a man or a woman.

Iemitsu Sawada: ...

He knew that there was absolutely no possibility of trusting these guys.

The big young man was holding a kitten that was almost the size of his palm (in fact, it was still bigger), and fell into worry.

He struggled for a while between wearing a vest and going to ordinary people's forums to ask about cats and catching a lucky one in his phone book, and finally pressed the dial button quickly.

"So that's it... help, Reborn!"

That's right, the person he asked for help was a... killer who was called...a killer even though his body had become smaller, but his mind was still flexible!The world's number one killer Reborn!

Just finishing a mission, I thought this guy had something important to ask his Reborn: ...

"I thought you knew, it's midnight." He said in a low voice.

However, how long did the friendship between Sawada Iemitsu and the two of them go back? The young man was not frightened by him at all. Instead, after hearing this sentence, he poured out the fact that he had picked up a palm-sized cat. Add a query.

"He's meowing all the time now, is he sick?"

It sounded a bit worried.

Reborn;...

He wanted to break up with this friend who didn't know whether he was really stupid or his mind was not very useful for a long time.

Just before he was about to hang up the call, a thin cat meow came from the other end of the phone.

It was probably the little thing that Sawada Iemitsu mentioned. According to the other party's description, it was probably no bigger than his slap.

Reborn is familiar with this guy, Iemitsu Sawada, and he said that it must be bigger than his palm if he is so big.

But it's not too big, it's probably still a kitten.

If it hadn't been picked up by Iemitsu Sawada, he would probably have been frozen to death on the road on a rainy night.

Reborn pondered for a moment.

"Goat milk powder, do you have it?" He asked.

Reborn, who once delivered cows, is indeed omnipotent.

I frantically made goat milk powder for the little thing. Of course there is no pacifier in the safe house, but Reborn does have it, but obviously it cannot be used for cats (crossed out).

Fortunately, there was nothing else here, but there were a lot of syringes, so Sawada Iemitsu fed the cat some food.

Finally stopped calling.

He let out a breath and sat on the edge of the bed, feeling that this was more tiring than doing a task himself.

I prepared a lot of things according to what Reborn said, although the tone was not good, but he still said a lot, plus the effective information among the pile of invalid information in the bbs, even if it is Sawada Iemitsu, who is called the young lion of Vongola , also felt tired for a while.

The little thing he picked up squatted not far away and looked at him timidly, Sawada Iemitsu tilted his head and waved it casually.

"come over."

The stupid cat with short legs seemed to have no long legs and ran over as if he had already known and trusted him.

Then it fell with a snap.

How can there be cats who walk and fall as if they can't control their limbs?

Sawada Iemitsu laughed, stood up, and picked up the stupid cat that was still struggling to stand up.

The soft pillow was distributed to the idiot's side, the young man yawned, and covered the idiot Maomao with a pillow towel.

"Sleeping." He thought for a while, but he still hadn't decided what to name the cat.

"Good night, Cat."

……

The drowsy night finally passed.

Tsuna opened her eyes, and what she saw was a magnified face.

This face was a little too close to him, so Tsuna couldn't hold back and stretched out his hand, trying to push this thing further away from him.

When the fluffy paw stretched out and pushed, Tsuna remembered that he didn't know why, but he had become a cat in this world.

Oh yes, Tsuna is now a kitten.

Gangji Maomao shrugged the tip of his nose, feeling strange.He raised his head and looked left and right, trying to find something here that could see his appearance.

There is a floor-to-ceiling mirror opposite.

Gangji Maomao stood up and walked over there patter.

He is still a little rusty about walking on four legs, and his tail is also very strange. It is obviously just round and does not hinder the ball of his feet, but if he is not careful, he will fall on the small pillow. .

Gang Ji originally wanted to bypass the short blonde head in front of him, but because of improper control, he accidentally rolled into the middle of the bed.

What was originally just a head became the torso of the young man sleeping on his side. To the kitten, it was like a continuous hill.

Simply put, it is too high!

Gangji's cat stared at the high mountain, and his amber-like cat pupils stared at it for a long time, then started the mountain climbing journey humming.

I don't know how long it took, but Sawada Iemitsu, who had already woken up before Mao Mao woke up, couldn't help but burst out laughing.

He picked up the cat that was halfway up the mountain. Although it was only half a day, he was already proficient in stroking the cat.

After a simple breakfast, Gangji Maomao finally saw herself in the mirror as she wished.

Now I have become small, and I feel smaller than the cats I have held before—for example, Lana.

What Tsunaji is most dissatisfied with is his short legs. He thinks he should be more handsome, just like... just like Gangji's Natsu.

However, it seems a little unsatisfactory now.

Thinking of this, Maomao's head drooped involuntarily.

From time to time, Sawada Iemitsu secretly looked at Maomao pretending to be inadvertent, and saw the whirring kitten sticking to the mirror and himself in the mirror, thinking about the stupid cat in his heart, but he couldn't help but move his eyes to Maomao.

Alas, who made him just a kitten?

Sawada Iemitsu paused for a moment while inspecting the equipment, and began to think about the feasibility of modifying a cat bag on the spot.

Anyway, he has a vacation next, and he can play with this stupid cat for a while.

If it is Japan, it should not be acclimatized.

When he picked up Pengci Maomao, the young man who still thought about releasing him when he woke up, had unconsciously thought of the future.

When he reacted, it was time for the cat, Gangji, to pull out a ball of wool from somewhere and wrap himself in it.

Who knows why there are balls of wool in the bleak mafia's safehouse.

Iemitsu Sawada sighed, stretched out his hand to play with the ball of wool to rescue the little thing that could wrap himself inside, and finally watched Mao Mao's amber-like eyes widened, and seemed to blink very hard Eye.

Damn... I can't be angry at all.

The light-blond young man stroked the idiot Maomao. The little idiot probably thought he was playing with him, but after a while, he started meowing.

There is really no way.

Once again, Vongola's young lion thought, that's all, it's just a stupid cat.

So, a week later, a young man in a suit and leather shoes, carrying a cat bag that didn't fit his figure, stood in the crowded Bingsheng Airport.

Next to his ear is the headset of the consultant outside the door, and he is doing the final handover before the holiday.

He probably heard the sound from this side, paused on the other side, and switched from the formulaic mode.

"It seems that you have returned to Japan?" The Rainbow Son named Lal Milch laughed, "In that case, I will take my work and stay away from you. Happy holidays, Iemitsu."

Sawada Iemitsu hummed and called for a taxi.

He was a little worried about the stupid guy in the cat bag, and he didn't hear him barking after getting off the plane.

Thinking of this, Sawada Iemitsu couldn't help opening a gap in the cat bag.

After waiting for a while, when the young man was worried about the airsickness (?) of his stupid cat, a light brown head suddenly popped out.

Your little cutie suddenly appears!

The brown Gangji cat stared at its big cat pupils, and its fur became messy after staying in the cat bag for a while.

He looked around and found that it was not a place he was familiar with, it seemed to be in some kind of car.

Well, is this world's bad papa's car?

Gangji Maomao thought about it, but felt that something was wrong.

After all, their family doesn't have a car now, so Papa, the idiot from before, probably doesn't have one either.

Thinking of this, Mao Mao has a big head.

The idiot Papa is not only an idiot, but also a pauper... Alas, it seems that Tsuna can only support him.

Life is not easy, Maomao sighed.

Not only did his stupid cat not meow like usual, nor did Jiaguang play with him, he couldn't help but feel a little worried.

After all, the cat is already very stupid, and it would be too bad if it was even more stupid because of acclimatization.

However, it was always impossible to just take out the cat to play in the taxi like this, so he coaxed the stupid cat to be quiet for a long time, and only released the short legs after getting off the car and returning to his home.

"Come on, now we can play together." Sawada Iemitsu took out the newly bought cat teaser from his bag, and was about to go back and play with the lonely, stupid cat and cat for a while, when he found that the other party was already having fun Wander around the room.

Smell left, sniff right, a short-legged cat is like a small ball of plush toys for children compared to the whole room, very cute.

Seeing him patrolling the room like a plush toy scurrying around, Sawada Iemitsu retracted the cat teaser with subtle disappointment, and shook it in front of himself.

What kind of cat... just tease himself.

……

Gang Ji carefully stepped on this home.

After all, it was his own home, and although it was different from what Tsuna Kichi was used to in every aspect, the basic layout and structure were the same.

So after a while, Gang Ji finished his patrol and returned to the living room.

A Jiaguang biscuit was paralyzed on the sofa.

Gangji Maomao blinked Maomao's big eyes suspiciously, ran over and pushed him with his small head.

Papa...is it broken?

A big question mark appeared on the head of the little cat.

Jiaguang has been aware of the presence of this little heartless person who forgot about him when he met his new home.

But if he just takes care of this scumbag who sees one and forgets the other (Gang Ji:??), wouldn't it be very embarrassing to the shit-shoveling officer?

So he made up his mind to let the stupid cat know that he was wrong.

This made Gangji anxious.

He was originally a small and soft ball, but now he is only a little tall, and he can hide under the sofa without much bending.

At this time, I didn't hear Jiaguang's response, so many horrible scenes of idiot Papa dying when Gangji didn't pay attention flashed through Gangji Maomao's head.

Mao Mao was worried for a while, and suddenly remembered that his idiot father didn't seem to be killed by the shark so easily.

Then why does the idiot papa ignore Tsunayoshi?

Tsuna thought hard for a while, and a small light bulb lit up on Maomao's head.

- Tsuna Kichi knows!The idiot Papa ignored Tsunayoshi, it must be because he fell asleep!

But Papa is really an idiot, he can't sleep on the sofa.

Tsuna looked left and right, and finally found a way to jump from the low coffee table to Jiaguang's side.

He saw his little quilt when he was sleeping, it was packed in a bag, and the idiot Jiaguang slept under his head like a pillow.

So the kitten leaped over the gap between the coffee table and the sofa and tapped to the young man's head. After a lot of effort, he finally bit off a corner of the small square scarf (quilt).

No matter how much they can't move because there's a stupid Twoleg's head here.

It just so happened that Gangji Maomao was also tired. He put the torn corner on Jiaguang's nose, looked at his work with satisfaction, and then jumped down, curled up in Jiaguang's hands that seemed to be catching something. group.

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Sawada Iemitsu, who was just pretending to stand still and wait to see what the cat would do, was silent for a moment, and felt more and more drowsy.

This idiot still seems to be wise once in a while... Well, it's still quite stupid.

Before falling asleep in a daze, the last thought in Sawada Iemitsu's mind was to give the cat a name.

In the Japanese concept, a name is a mantra.

When a name is given, the connection between humans and cats is established.

……

Gangji Maomao woke up and found that it seemed like a long time.

Not only that, the idiot papa is still sleeping.

He jumped onto the young man's neck in a sex act, stepped on it nervously, and started to dance after making sure that he would not fall off.

Wake up get up - idiot papa get up -

Sawada Iemitsu, who had been sleeping soundly for a long time, opened his eyes faintly, and looked at the kitten who seemed dazed, but still raised jiojio and stepped on him for two seconds.

Big hands covered his eyes.

Forget it, he's just a kitten.

Sawada thought.

What kind of evil will a kitten have?

——Of course the kitten is not evil.

Not only is he not evil, but he also wants to feed the stupid dad who is doing nothing at home.

Gang Ji Mao Mao observed his idle father for a while, and found that the other party seemed to be a guy who had nothing to do, even if Gang Ji reminded him of three meals a day, he would forget to eat.

In order to take care of the idiot father, one day, when the house was lighted and fell asleep, Tsuna stepped out of jiojio for the first time.

He checked himself, looked left and right to remember the way, and then went out with a small burden (not) on his back.

I don't know how long I walked, until the familiar aroma came from the air, Gangji Maomao stopped and sniffed the air.

After finding the right direction, the short-legged kitty finally met the brown-haired girl who opened the window by the balcony after a waste of effort.

It's mom!

The brown-haired cat's eyes lit up, and he jumped onto the window sill—hey, only its paws went up.

After trying to push himself a few times, he climbed up, pretended nothing happened and sat down obediently, looking at the familiar mother who was younger than he remembered but seemed to be the same mother, the gradually naughty cat puffed out his small chest, reserved wagging his tail.

"Meow--"

Gang Ji is working hard to raise the idiot Papa, please brag!

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