A mediocre domineering president

01

Leng Xieli is a domineering president, an ordinary domineering president.As the No.20 fifth-generation successor of the Bazong family, he is the worst of the brothers.

His two elder brothers were 1.8 meters five and eight-pack abs at the age of five, with a deep and cold face like a knife, and he was less than one meter at that time.People always think they are father and son when they go out.In fact, their fathers are thousands of miles away, and they cannot be reunited with them without going through the family tradition of "chasing wives thousands of miles away".

At the age of six, Leng Xieli hadn't bloomed yet, and there was a little baby fat on his chubby face.With short legs, he ran to his brothers, wanting to hug them with a baby voice.

As a result, they were brutally driven away by the two.

The eldest brother who was born ten seconds earlier frowned: "Go and see Heidegger yourself, I will hack that man's computer within 1 minute."

The second brother, who was born five seconds earlier, smiled evilly: "Go and see the advanced math by yourself. I have already made [-] million by playing stocks. How can a stupid woman's salary be enough to support us?"

Leng Xieli: "...QAQ"

He really is just a six-year-old baby!

02

For a long time, Leng Xieli doubted his true identity.His two older brothers and his father were carved out of the same mold, walking together like triplets.Only him, like father and mother.On the family genetic map that I found by chance, it is written impressively that among the descendants of the family, the boy must look exactly like his father, and the girl must look exactly like his mother, so isn't his appearance...

The ten-year-old Leng Xie was terrified, and cried out to his two elder brothers in aggrieved way: "Wuuuuu, brother, don't send me away, I'm not a shemale..."

He finished his reasoning with a sob.The second brother patted his leg and laughed loudly: "You are indeed not a shemale." He wiped away his tears: "It's just not very smart."

The eldest brother was silent for a while: "It's okay, we won't dislike you even if you are ugly."

Leng Xieli: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?"

Damn it, why did he feel even more sad after being comforted by his brother!

03

After finally living to be 16 years old, Leng Xieli has finally grown, and his facial features barely have the taste of a domineering boss.He looked left and right in front of the mirror, full of confidence in himself.

So on the first day of high school, he deliberately combed his hair to be sleek and rushed to the classroom.Before entering the door, I met a little man, staring at him thoughtfully.

Leng Xie was overjoyed, and changed five angles within ten seconds, showing him his handsome face in all directions.

The little man looked confused: "Brother, haven't you washed your hair for a few days?"

Leng Xieli: "..."

04

In short, his life before the age of 25 was "miserable" in one word. At the age of 25, a major change finally occurred in his life, no longer "miserable", but two words - even worse!

Because he unfortunately suffered from a family hereditary disease-the heart beats only when he sees the person he likes.

When the patient meets someone he likes for the first time, his heart will beat violently, his face will turn red and his body will become hot, and he will have a strong "ah! Damn it! It's the first time in many years that he heard his own heart beating! It's for him!".Once the person you like is gone, you can't hear the heartbeat.In severe cases, the control of the facial muscles will be lost, and one corner of the mouth will twitch five times evilly.

Unfortunately, Leng Xieli is a seriously ill patient.That day, he was driving his beloved excavator roaring past the road, when he looked up by chance, he saw a man.

This man's complexion is very fair, and it is even more white against the background of passers-by.The eyebrows are slanted sword eyebrows, the eyes are upturned phoenix eyes, and the two thin lips under the bridge of the straight nose are glowing with red luster.On the smooth chin... was a bright red pimple.

05

Yes, a pimple!What a familiar pimple!

In an instant, Leng Xieli remembered that little man many years ago, he also had such a pimple on his chin, which shone like a ruby ​​in the sun!There is such a pimple in the world!Leng Xiili clutched his beating heart, and beat the excavator angrily: Damn, is he still taking the stand-in route!

The man noticed his gaze, stopped and gave him a cold glance.

Leng Xie shuddered, and quickly leaned sideways on the excavator, looking up at the sky at 45 degrees, just about to show him his domineering and ruthless, the corners of his mouth began to twitch uncontrollably.

A traffic policeman walked up to him: "Hello, your excavator violated traffic regulations and went on the road illegally. It must be impounded."

Leng Xieli: "I..."

Traffic policeman: "Comrade, please don't make funny faces."

Leng Xieli: "..."

06

After he finished apologizing, he saw that the person was gone and the car was gone.

He tried to take the bus, but as a boss, he obviously wouldn't bring a bus card and change.He gritted his teeth and took out the unlimited black card: "This card is enough, I want all passengers to know that this bus is contracted by me!"

Five seconds later, he was kicked out of the car in disgrace.

The wind was strong and the sky was very cold. Leng Xie shrank his head sharply and stood on the side of the road, thinking that he was the worst domineering president in history.She looks mediocre, her IQ is mediocre, and even the school she graduated from is mediocre - Blue x Excavator School.

He squatted on the side of the road and sighed, suddenly there were two beeps beside him, and a Maybach drifted to a stop beside him.The car window opened, revealing a strange and handsome face.

"boarding!"