A mediocre domineering president
Chapter 11 The Boat of Friendship Turns Over
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2 minutes ago, Leng Xieli never expected that the atmosphere at the dinner table could be so tense.Sitting face to face, Li Wang and Liang Baikai looked tense, as if they were secretly exerting force from head to toe.If they had been born thousands of years earlier, catching up with the fantasy era of cultivating immortals, it is estimated that a raging flame of embodiment would have ignited behind them.
Leng Xieli, who was sitting beside Li Wang, suddenly felt his hairs stand on end.After thinking for a long time, he didn't understand where the hostility between the two came from. He twisted his body a few times uneasily, and silently looked at the eldest brother and the second brother.
As always, the indifferent elder brother remained motionless like a statue, and his paralyzed expression made one suspect that he had fallen asleep with his eyes open.The second brother, whose fingers were crossed against his chin, looked at Li Wang and Liang Baikai from time to time, and after passing a glance at Leng Xili, he squinted his eyes and smiled evilly, as if thinking of something happy.
...Is this the strength of the strong!So calm all the time!Leng Xie swallowed hard, suddenly feeling extremely ashamed of his actions.He glanced at the two people who were facing each other, took a deep breath, and tentatively stretched out his chopsticks to pick up vegetables.
This stabbed a hornet's nest, Li Wang and Liang Baikai turned their heads like radar, their four eyes firmly locked on his chopsticks.
These two are so ruthless, they even want to eat his chopsticks!Leng Xie was shocked, and the hand holding the chicken wing froze in the air in embarrassment.Sweeping his eyes left and right, he gritted his teeth and raised his hand cautiously.
"Wait!" Liang Baikai roared angrily, and stretched out his chopsticks with lightning speed, "I'm coming!"
Li Wang held his chopsticks like lightning, and sneered: "There are so many chicken wings, Mr. Liang doesn't have to fight with him, does he?"
"Huh?" Frowning and loosening, Liang Baikai smiled angrily, "It seems that Boss Li doesn't understand my Xiexie very much. He has been allergic to chicken wings since he was a child, and he gets headaches every time he eats them. His uncomfortable appearance can be seen My heart aches. Isn't it, Xiexie?"
"Ah, this..." Whoever is allergic to chicken wings just opened his mouth out of nothing.Leng Xieli retracted his chopsticks, and the resentment in his heart was almost overflowing.Why would he be caught between the two of them and suffer such inhumane injuries as an innocent citizen?
The second brother who had been watching for a long time drank the red wine and said with a cold smile: "Speaking of which, Leng Xili, what do you dislike the most? Is it ginger?"
"Ah?" Leng Xieli was wondering why he said such a sentence, and when he turned his head, he saw the gleam in the eyes of Li Wang and Liang Baikai.
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Liang Baikai, who was separated by most of the table, persisted, vowing to rely on the victory of people to win the victory of the land, playing the emotional card while picking up vegetables: "Xiexie, we have been here for so many years since we were young, why are you still picky about food? ,eat more."
"Young master Leng, come here." Li Wangren, who had a geographical advantage, didn't say much, and put the plate into the bowl after copying it, "You're welcome."
"Wait..." Before the pitiful cold and harsh words could be uttered, he was brutally attacked by the two armies.At first he tried to hold back, but unexpectedly the enemy attacked fiercely and was too strong. After a while, the city gate fell and surrendered.
He's so silly, really.He only knew that nine out of ten overlords were picky eaters and would be healed by Xiao Bailian in the end, but he didn't know that his day had come so quickly, and he was forced to press his head by the two crazy overlord flowers.Others are picky eaters of vegetables like carrots and cauliflower, he... this must be an ingredient, right?
Holding a bowl full of ginger, Leng Xiili became more and more sad as he thought about it. He secretly glared at his second brother who was crying and laughed, his words choked up: "...too much, really too much. I'm so moved woo woo Woo... really... thank you eight generations of ancestors."
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The second elder brother smiled at him, raised his glass again, and got back to business, "Bai Kai is a buddy who grew up with me, and Li is always a friend I have always wanted to meet. It is a great honor to have you two today. I hope we will meet again in the future." happy cooperation."
"Second brother, if you say this, you will be offended." Liang Baikai looked at Li Wang provocatively, "Xiexie's second brother is my second brother, so I will naturally help him with my best."
Li Wang pretended not to see it, and raised his glass to greet him: "Thank you Mr. Leng, it is my honor to cooperate with the Leng family and the Liang family."
When the three wine glasses touched, there was a crisp sound.Leng Xieli looked down at his own bowl, and then looked up at their faces. The more he looked at them, the more he felt that this was a meeting of villains, and the strange laughter was like a sharp sword piercing his fragile heart.
"Here." With a light push on his arm, the eldest brother handed over an empty bowl, frowning, "Why is your bowl full of ginger?"
Leng Xieli: "..."
Brother, did you really fall asleep with your eyes open just now?
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Everything was like a dream, and the coldness and evilness in the dream did not dare to move at all.Who could have imagined that the two who were tit-for-tat at the beginning and wished to fight, would walk side by side after dinner and go to the second brother's study to discuss things together.
... Although cold and evil, I still don't know why the two of them are facing each other.
...and why I somehow became the victim of their tit-for-tat confrontation.
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Leng Xieli slumped on the sofa, stared at the ceiling in a daze, and then stroked his chubby belly.There is one thing to say, the fleshy touch is quite comfortable...
etc?fatty?
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Several thunderclaps exploded above his head, Leng Xieli stood up, lifted his clothes in disbelief, and stared at his abdomen.
Although there is no fat...but his abs!And his abs!His proud eight-pack abs!It's just that if you don't exercise for a few days, you will be gone!
A domineering president without eight-pack abs is like a bird with broken wings or a fish without a tail, like a man who desperately wants to lose his Ferrari and is too hot to beat his CP.
It's too embarrassing, too embarrassing, how can he show Xiao Bailian his good figure that "looks thin when dressed, and fleshy when undressed".Leng Xieli's eyes darkened, and holding his last breath, he looked at the awed elder brother: "Brother, is there any tyrant who doesn't have eight-pack abs?"
"Huh?" The eldest brother put down the newspaper and said in a deep voice, "I don't know." He thought for a while, and then added, "I just remember that the family history said that the great-great-great-great-grandfather had 18 yuan abs."
"……Oh."
"how?"
Leng Xiili was silent, all kinds of revolving lanterns of the past 25 years flashed in his mind.He huddled in a corner of the sofa, avoiding his elder brother's sight, and asked the question that had troubled him all day: "I... Did my mother pick it up from the trash?"
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The elder brother's usually calm face finally showed waves: "Huh?"
Leng Xieli didn't dare to look at him, and whispered: "Obviously they are triplets, but since I was a child, I'm not as smart as you and my second brother, and I don't look alike. And now I only have theoretical knowledge, and I haven't succeeded in a single practice." ..." As he thought about it, he became more and more sad, out of breath, and said, "I didn't feel anything when I saw Su Shu today, and I still got motion sickness in the car, and now I don't even have eight... eight-pack abs, what will happen in the future? Seven times a night, I... I must not be my own. Woohoo, you will forget about me when you have a new brother who is carved out of the same mold as you..."
"..." The eldest brother listened to him crying in silence, the waves on his face gradually calmed down, and even a little smile appeared on his face.He handed Leng Xieli a box of tissues, patted him on the back, coughed again, and said seriously: "It seems...the matter cannot be hidden."
Leng Xieli hiccupped: "...??"
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"Actually...you are the most unique one among so many people in our Leng family." The eldest brother sighed, and said with a voice that read aloud with the built-in voice of the reading software, "There is a person who has been removed from the fourth generation of Leng family No. 20." , he is Lao Leng’s younger brother, Xiao Leng. During his study in Europe, a domineering thousand-year-old vampire took a fancy to him and plundered him. The blood in his chest stunned the vampire, and he escaped successfully."
Leng Xili: "⊙_⊙"
"When he was lying on the street in disheveled clothes, a domineering paladin descended from the sky and abused him again, leaving him in the wilderness." The eldest brother turned his head, "So, do you understand?"
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The eldest brother's calm eyes are like two lighthouses, shining into Leng Xieli's heart, dispelling the fog in his heart.Leng Xieli grabbed his hand and nodded vigorously: "I know! There are two bloods of darkness and light flowing in my body. They are incompatible with each other, entangled with each other, and finally cancel each other out and perish together. And I, therefore, became I've become a mediocre president. According to the formula, paladins and vampires must have fallen in love with Xiao Leng. Because of their entanglement, Xiao Leng can only send me to my current mother. My mother pretended to have given birth to triplets .So it's this... woo! Brother, why are you beating me!"
The eldest brother rubbed his temples and took a few deep breaths: "You even believe this, why don't you believe that you are my real brother?"
"This," Leng Xieli lowered his eyes aggrievedly, "because it was the elder brother who said it..." How could he think that the elder brother would talk nonsense in a serious manner, and if the second elder brother told this story, he would not believe it even if he was killed.
The eldest brother was startled, hesitated for a moment, then reached out and touched his head: "Leng Xieli, you are the fifth generation descendant of No. 20 of the Leng family. Even though you don't have a face like a knife, and you don't have eight-pack abs, you still The domineering president is the younger brother of me and my second child." He looked into the cold and fierce eyes, and smiled, "Speaking of which, you are better than us. Among the many generations of the family, there has never been someone like you. You are indeed the most special."
"Brother!" Leng Xiili froze and listened to him, and cried "Wow" uncontrollably, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... elder brother you so frightening when laughing."
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Big Brother: "...Huh?"
"But thank you, brother, you are so kind." Leng Xieli put down the paper, his dog's eyes were slightly drooping, "I...I remember."
"You're welcome," the eldest brother shook the newspaper, "I just saw the paternity test that old Leng took us back when he came back."
"..."
"Okay, go wash your face." The eldest brother said, "There are ice packs in the refrigerator."
"Okay brother." Leng Xieli got up obediently, and after walking a few steps, he stopped him again.
"In the future, if the second child makes up such things with you, remember that we are fantasy, not fantasy. Vampires and childbirth are things on another channel."
"This story," Leng Xieli clasped the sofa, and said hesitantly, "Only, only you know it?"
"...Why haven't you left yet?"
"...that's it."
2 minutes ago, Leng Xieli never expected that the atmosphere at the dinner table could be so tense.Sitting face to face, Li Wang and Liang Baikai looked tense, as if they were secretly exerting force from head to toe.If they had been born thousands of years earlier, catching up with the fantasy era of cultivating immortals, it is estimated that a raging flame of embodiment would have ignited behind them.
Leng Xieli, who was sitting beside Li Wang, suddenly felt his hairs stand on end.After thinking for a long time, he didn't understand where the hostility between the two came from. He twisted his body a few times uneasily, and silently looked at the eldest brother and the second brother.
As always, the indifferent elder brother remained motionless like a statue, and his paralyzed expression made one suspect that he had fallen asleep with his eyes open.The second brother, whose fingers were crossed against his chin, looked at Li Wang and Liang Baikai from time to time, and after passing a glance at Leng Xili, he squinted his eyes and smiled evilly, as if thinking of something happy.
...Is this the strength of the strong!So calm all the time!Leng Xie swallowed hard, suddenly feeling extremely ashamed of his actions.He glanced at the two people who were facing each other, took a deep breath, and tentatively stretched out his chopsticks to pick up vegetables.
This stabbed a hornet's nest, Li Wang and Liang Baikai turned their heads like radar, their four eyes firmly locked on his chopsticks.
These two are so ruthless, they even want to eat his chopsticks!Leng Xie was shocked, and the hand holding the chicken wing froze in the air in embarrassment.Sweeping his eyes left and right, he gritted his teeth and raised his hand cautiously.
"Wait!" Liang Baikai roared angrily, and stretched out his chopsticks with lightning speed, "I'm coming!"
Li Wang held his chopsticks like lightning, and sneered: "There are so many chicken wings, Mr. Liang doesn't have to fight with him, does he?"
"Huh?" Frowning and loosening, Liang Baikai smiled angrily, "It seems that Boss Li doesn't understand my Xiexie very much. He has been allergic to chicken wings since he was a child, and he gets headaches every time he eats them. His uncomfortable appearance can be seen My heart aches. Isn't it, Xiexie?"
"Ah, this..." Whoever is allergic to chicken wings just opened his mouth out of nothing.Leng Xieli retracted his chopsticks, and the resentment in his heart was almost overflowing.Why would he be caught between the two of them and suffer such inhumane injuries as an innocent citizen?
The second brother who had been watching for a long time drank the red wine and said with a cold smile: "Speaking of which, Leng Xili, what do you dislike the most? Is it ginger?"
"Ah?" Leng Xieli was wondering why he said such a sentence, and when he turned his head, he saw the gleam in the eyes of Li Wang and Liang Baikai.
60
Liang Baikai, who was separated by most of the table, persisted, vowing to rely on the victory of people to win the victory of the land, playing the emotional card while picking up vegetables: "Xiexie, we have been here for so many years since we were young, why are you still picky about food? ,eat more."
"Young master Leng, come here." Li Wangren, who had a geographical advantage, didn't say much, and put the plate into the bowl after copying it, "You're welcome."
"Wait..." Before the pitiful cold and harsh words could be uttered, he was brutally attacked by the two armies.At first he tried to hold back, but unexpectedly the enemy attacked fiercely and was too strong. After a while, the city gate fell and surrendered.
He's so silly, really.He only knew that nine out of ten overlords were picky eaters and would be healed by Xiao Bailian in the end, but he didn't know that his day had come so quickly, and he was forced to press his head by the two crazy overlord flowers.Others are picky eaters of vegetables like carrots and cauliflower, he... this must be an ingredient, right?
Holding a bowl full of ginger, Leng Xiili became more and more sad as he thought about it. He secretly glared at his second brother who was crying and laughed, his words choked up: "...too much, really too much. I'm so moved woo woo Woo... really... thank you eight generations of ancestors."
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The second elder brother smiled at him, raised his glass again, and got back to business, "Bai Kai is a buddy who grew up with me, and Li is always a friend I have always wanted to meet. It is a great honor to have you two today. I hope we will meet again in the future." happy cooperation."
"Second brother, if you say this, you will be offended." Liang Baikai looked at Li Wang provocatively, "Xiexie's second brother is my second brother, so I will naturally help him with my best."
Li Wang pretended not to see it, and raised his glass to greet him: "Thank you Mr. Leng, it is my honor to cooperate with the Leng family and the Liang family."
When the three wine glasses touched, there was a crisp sound.Leng Xieli looked down at his own bowl, and then looked up at their faces. The more he looked at them, the more he felt that this was a meeting of villains, and the strange laughter was like a sharp sword piercing his fragile heart.
"Here." With a light push on his arm, the eldest brother handed over an empty bowl, frowning, "Why is your bowl full of ginger?"
Leng Xieli: "..."
Brother, did you really fall asleep with your eyes open just now?
62
Everything was like a dream, and the coldness and evilness in the dream did not dare to move at all.Who could have imagined that the two who were tit-for-tat at the beginning and wished to fight, would walk side by side after dinner and go to the second brother's study to discuss things together.
... Although cold and evil, I still don't know why the two of them are facing each other.
...and why I somehow became the victim of their tit-for-tat confrontation.
63
Leng Xieli slumped on the sofa, stared at the ceiling in a daze, and then stroked his chubby belly.There is one thing to say, the fleshy touch is quite comfortable...
etc?fatty?
64
Several thunderclaps exploded above his head, Leng Xieli stood up, lifted his clothes in disbelief, and stared at his abdomen.
Although there is no fat...but his abs!And his abs!His proud eight-pack abs!It's just that if you don't exercise for a few days, you will be gone!
A domineering president without eight-pack abs is like a bird with broken wings or a fish without a tail, like a man who desperately wants to lose his Ferrari and is too hot to beat his CP.
It's too embarrassing, too embarrassing, how can he show Xiao Bailian his good figure that "looks thin when dressed, and fleshy when undressed".Leng Xieli's eyes darkened, and holding his last breath, he looked at the awed elder brother: "Brother, is there any tyrant who doesn't have eight-pack abs?"
"Huh?" The eldest brother put down the newspaper and said in a deep voice, "I don't know." He thought for a while, and then added, "I just remember that the family history said that the great-great-great-great-grandfather had 18 yuan abs."
"……Oh."
"how?"
Leng Xiili was silent, all kinds of revolving lanterns of the past 25 years flashed in his mind.He huddled in a corner of the sofa, avoiding his elder brother's sight, and asked the question that had troubled him all day: "I... Did my mother pick it up from the trash?"
65
The elder brother's usually calm face finally showed waves: "Huh?"
Leng Xieli didn't dare to look at him, and whispered: "Obviously they are triplets, but since I was a child, I'm not as smart as you and my second brother, and I don't look alike. And now I only have theoretical knowledge, and I haven't succeeded in a single practice." ..." As he thought about it, he became more and more sad, out of breath, and said, "I didn't feel anything when I saw Su Shu today, and I still got motion sickness in the car, and now I don't even have eight... eight-pack abs, what will happen in the future? Seven times a night, I... I must not be my own. Woohoo, you will forget about me when you have a new brother who is carved out of the same mold as you..."
"..." The eldest brother listened to him crying in silence, the waves on his face gradually calmed down, and even a little smile appeared on his face.He handed Leng Xieli a box of tissues, patted him on the back, coughed again, and said seriously: "It seems...the matter cannot be hidden."
Leng Xieli hiccupped: "...??"
66
"Actually...you are the most unique one among so many people in our Leng family." The eldest brother sighed, and said with a voice that read aloud with the built-in voice of the reading software, "There is a person who has been removed from the fourth generation of Leng family No. 20." , he is Lao Leng’s younger brother, Xiao Leng. During his study in Europe, a domineering thousand-year-old vampire took a fancy to him and plundered him. The blood in his chest stunned the vampire, and he escaped successfully."
Leng Xili: "⊙_⊙"
"When he was lying on the street in disheveled clothes, a domineering paladin descended from the sky and abused him again, leaving him in the wilderness." The eldest brother turned his head, "So, do you understand?"
67
The eldest brother's calm eyes are like two lighthouses, shining into Leng Xieli's heart, dispelling the fog in his heart.Leng Xieli grabbed his hand and nodded vigorously: "I know! There are two bloods of darkness and light flowing in my body. They are incompatible with each other, entangled with each other, and finally cancel each other out and perish together. And I, therefore, became I've become a mediocre president. According to the formula, paladins and vampires must have fallen in love with Xiao Leng. Because of their entanglement, Xiao Leng can only send me to my current mother. My mother pretended to have given birth to triplets .So it's this... woo! Brother, why are you beating me!"
The eldest brother rubbed his temples and took a few deep breaths: "You even believe this, why don't you believe that you are my real brother?"
"This," Leng Xieli lowered his eyes aggrievedly, "because it was the elder brother who said it..." How could he think that the elder brother would talk nonsense in a serious manner, and if the second elder brother told this story, he would not believe it even if he was killed.
The eldest brother was startled, hesitated for a moment, then reached out and touched his head: "Leng Xieli, you are the fifth generation descendant of No. 20 of the Leng family. Even though you don't have a face like a knife, and you don't have eight-pack abs, you still The domineering president is the younger brother of me and my second child." He looked into the cold and fierce eyes, and smiled, "Speaking of which, you are better than us. Among the many generations of the family, there has never been someone like you. You are indeed the most special."
"Brother!" Leng Xiili froze and listened to him, and cried "Wow" uncontrollably, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... elder brother you so frightening when laughing."
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Big Brother: "...Huh?"
"But thank you, brother, you are so kind." Leng Xieli put down the paper, his dog's eyes were slightly drooping, "I...I remember."
"You're welcome," the eldest brother shook the newspaper, "I just saw the paternity test that old Leng took us back when he came back."
"..."
"Okay, go wash your face." The eldest brother said, "There are ice packs in the refrigerator."
"Okay brother." Leng Xieli got up obediently, and after walking a few steps, he stopped him again.
"In the future, if the second child makes up such things with you, remember that we are fantasy, not fantasy. Vampires and childbirth are things on another channel."
"This story," Leng Xieli clasped the sofa, and said hesitantly, "Only, only you know it?"
"...Why haven't you left yet?"
"...that's it."
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