A mediocre domineering president

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Leng Xieli was dubious: "This...why is this a misunderstanding?"

He paused, then added tremblingly, "If you really want to play prison games, remember to extend the rope a bit longer, and leave a mobile phone for others to play games. You should pay attention to moderation, or you will easily suffer from kidney failure."

Li Wang: "...you know quite a lot."

"This is the tradition of Mr. Ba's family," Leng Xie blushed fiercely, "but you have to find someone you like, my uncle's uncle's grandfather was arrested last time for illegally detaining Xiao Bailian, and he hasn't come out yet. .”

He patted his shoulder and said sincerely, "Mr. Li, take this as a warning."

Li Wang: "...your uncle's uncle's grandfather is always strong."

"That's not the point..." Leng Xie scratched his head, "Why do I feel that your words sound a little sour?"

"...Misunderstanding." Li Wang glanced at his watch, then rubbed Leng Xieli's head naturally, "Master Leng, let's go into the house."

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As soon as his words fell, the big men stopped and rotated tacitly, lined up on both sides, and made way for them.At the end of the road, an old man stood.

His hair is gray, his back is bent almost parallel to the ground, his legs tremble like chaff, and his toes are facing each other.However, he still has a neat suit and shiny shoes, trying his best to maintain his dignity and elegance.

Leng Xieli stared at his figure, suddenly blissful to his heart: "Could this be... your housekeeper?"

Li Wang was silent for a while, and said, "It is."

"Is it because you have already regarded him as half of your relatives in your heart?" Leng Xieli took his hand excitedly, "This is the legendary man who served three generations of bosses and accompanied the young master to grow up." Grandpa the housekeeper? None of our Leng family has such a talent. Li Wang, you are really hiding something!"

Li Wang paused, before speaking, the butler's shoulders were already trembling.He wiped his face with his hands, and said in a trembling old voice: "It's... so touching. Master Leng, my young master often mentions you, and you are really... an interesting person as he said. "

How does this sound familiar... Leng Xie was taken aback, and saw him hammering his waist with one hand and pressing the other to his lips, coughing a few times heart-piercingly, and walked around a few times Step: "Master Leng, after so many years, you are the first man brought back by my young master. I am so happy to see this scene in my lifetime, old man."

I seem to have heard this before.Leng Xieli thought for a while, stretched out his hand to support him, lowered his voice, and said excitedly: "Grandpa Butler, did you write "The Butler's Essential Quotations"?"

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The butler's shoulders trembled again: "Master Leng, what are you talking about...I...don't understand."

"The companion chapter of "The Essential Quotations of the Overlord", I heard that there are only seniors like you..." In the middle of speaking, Leng Xieli unintentionally glanced at the hand on his arm, and couldn't help being startled, "Grandpa Butler, I How do you feel that your hand..."

"Ah..." the butler withdrew his hand like lightning, coughed again, and covered up, "Like an old tree bark, did you scare Master Leng?"

"No," Leng Xieli hesitated, "You look quite young...Butler, have I seen you?"

The butler said decisively, "No, you didn't."

"Your voice sounds a little familiar..."

"It may be an illusion."

Leng Xieli lowered her head to look at his face: "But..."

"Master Leng!" The housekeeper dodged and refused to look up, and let out a mournful cry from his throat, "Don't strike up a conversation with me again. The young master is still here, you can't... you can't let him down!"

As he said that, the butler bent down and bowed 180 degrees, with his head between his legs, and said vicissitudes of life: "Master Leng, there is no result between us, forget about me."

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"Master Leng, so you have such a hobby," Li Wang raised his eyebrows, "It's really different."

Leng Xieli: "...It's not that I don't have it, it's a misunderstanding!"

"Misunderstood?" Li Wang put his arm around his shoulders, "Look at how he's been forced."

Leng Xieli followed the trend, only to see the butler's gray hair fluttering in the wind, which seemed even more desolate invisibly.He froze for a moment, and guiltily reflected on what he had just said.

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At this moment, a gust of wind blew by, the butler's gray hair shook violently, tentatively slid halfway down, and with a "click", it was clasped on his underwear.

Leng Xieli was dumbfounded: "You... are you going to change shape?"

"Hahaha, accident, accident." The butler laughed awkwardly, reached out to pick it up, and accidentally rolled forward with his buttocks pouted.

Leng Xieli watched helplessly as he rolled down the stairs like a rubber ball, then turned around in the air with agility that didn't match his age, and gracefully knelt down on one knee.

In this hasty moment, Leng Xieli caught a glimpse of his face and said in shock, "You...you are Secretary Su?"

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In the living room, there are three people sitting.

Li Wang leaned on the sofa, knocked on the armrest: "Secretary Su, tell me."

"That's right," Secretary Su sat upright, pushed his gold-rimmed glasses, and said calmly, "Young Master Leng, this is all Mr. Li's intention. After he invited you, he specially ordered me to search for Leng's house. The way to welcome Xiaobailian is to give you an unforgettable memory."

Leng Xie was stunned for a moment, blushed and narrowed his eyes, then turned his gaze back: "It's...is it?"

"Yes, it's just that I couldn't find a butler that met the requirements in a short time, so I had to do it myself." Secretary Su smiled. "According to the process, it should be like this."

As he spoke, he took out a bunch of crumpled paper from his pocket.

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Leng Xie swallowed hard, took a look, and saw that it read:

Steward (tears): Young master Leng, you don't know, my young master never smiles, since he met you, the young master has a smile on his face.It was the first time I saw him smiling so happily. ([-], remember to delete)

The word "Leng Shao" was circled with a blue pen, and an arrow was drawn to the side: ancestral folk remedies, which only treat facial paralysis, treat both symptoms and root causes, and never relapse.

Leng Xieli: "..."

He was silent for a moment, then looked down:

Steward (with a happy smile): Mr. Leng, this is your favorite ginger!Master heard that you...

President Li (frowning, yelling loudly): Steward, don't talk too much.

Butler (gesturing happily): Young master, even if you disagree today, I will say it.Young master Leng, this is for you, the young master specially woke up early to go to the market to buy it.For the first time, he went shopping for vegetables in person.You see, he cut his hand while cutting ginger. (Think of a way to make Mr. Leng discover Mr. Li's hand with five band-aids. If he wants to see the wound, he must try his best to dissuade him.) (There are action scenes, six hundred and one)

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Leng Xieli: "..."

Although this is indeed the scene in his imagination, why can't he be happy.

Perhaps his expression was too shocking, Secretary Su took a look, took out another pile of paper from his pocket, and said calmly: "Sorry, I took the wrong one, this is it."

Leng Xieli: "..."

Li Wang couldn't stand it anymore, frowned and said, "Okay, Secretary Su, let's go back first."

"Okay, Mr. Li," Secretary Su stood up, paused, and then took out another can that was stained with dirt, "Mr. Li, this is the 82-year-old Sprite that you ordered someone to find. It was just dug out of the soil. , still fresh."

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82 Sprite!Does such a thing actually exist?Leng Xieli shuddered, and unbelievable tears flowed from the corner of his mouth: "Li Wang, you don't have to be like this..."

Li Wang stood up and took a glass, and unzipped the ring of the can with one hand. There was a sound of "呲", and a puff of breath came out.

He poured Sprite into the glass, shook it a few more times, and handed it to Leng Xieli: "Try it?"

Leng Xieli's eyes were shining, and he quickly reached out to pick it up.Li Wang shot feintedly, and withdrew his hand with a cold face: "Master Leng, call me brother."

"??" Is this damn man addicted to playing!Leng Xieli glared at him angrily, then turned his head angrily, "Damn it, do you think this will make me submit, brother Li Wang!"

Li Wang was startled, his ears turned red slowly, he held his glass and didn't speak for a long time.

"Are you playing hard to get? Well, I'll play with you to the end!" Leng Xiili saw that he was still holding on to him, so in desperation, he leaned over, took his hand, bowed his head and took a sip of Sprite.

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Li Wang just didn't expect him to change his words so quickly, and before he could react, he felt a slight itch in his hands.

Leng Xieli pressed his knee with one hand, knelt halfway beside his leg, licked his lips that were glistening with water, raised his head, and complained in a sticky voice: "It smells so strange."

Li Wang fixed his eyes on his mouth and lowered his voice, "What's the smell?"

"Sweet, sour, spicy, bitter, like expired yogurt mixed with ammonia gas that has been left in the toilet for five days."

Li Wang: "..."

Leng Xie strongly urged: "Do you want to try it too?"

Li Wang hesitated for a while, turned the cup calmly, took a sip from where he was drinking, frowned, then let go, and said lightly: "Sweet."

Leng Xieli was shocked: "How is it possible?? Take another sip!"

"..." Li Wang took a deep breath, held his breath, took another sip, looked into his eyes and said, "Sweet."

Leng Xieli scratched his head dejectedly: "Damn it, is it true that only an excellent overlord deserves to drink Sprite from 82?"

Li Wang smiled, just as he was about to comfort him, he glanced at the glass and said reluctantly, "Otherwise, drink it all up, don't waste it. I'll just keep the cans."

Li Wang: "..."

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In the end, no one drank the 82 Sprite.

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Li Wang and Leng Xieli lay side by side in the ambulance, and were sent to the hospital for gastric lavage.

The doctor took off his mask and smiled at them gently: "It's food poisoning, next time you can't eat expired food!"