I used to be his patron
Chapter 20: The Rabbit That Slipped Through the Net for 9 Years
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Yu Liuhuai froze for a moment, let go of Jiang Ban's wrist, and hurriedly pulled the thing back and threw it on the ground, the haze in his eyes seemed to have shaken.He just took it out to scare the little bastard.
Jiang Ban took advantage of the trend to get another one.
"Enough!" Yu Liuhuai threw the box of things directly into the trash can, "Knowing that I am allergic, I went to the kitchen to find shrimp to eat. It was raining so hard outside on purpose and ran out to drench myself like this."
"Are you torturing yourself? Jiang Ban."
This time, the person sitting on the bed turned into Yu Liuhuai, and Jiang Ban was hugged by him, his arm hurting him, not to mention that this person seemed to be doing it on purpose, touching him whenever he felt uncomfortable.
Feeling along the spine one by one, pressing gently on the place where he was bitten by the snake, the rabbit trembled several times as if electrified.
"say."
Jiang Ban moved out the words he had thought up a long time ago: "I didn't know that the rain would be so heavy. I dare not move when it thunders. Brother Xiao Yu...don't press it, it hurts me..."
He turned around flatteringly, his body was so soft, it was no problem to be twisted into this position by him, rubbing someone's chin affectionately.
"Really?!" It was obvious that Yu Liuhuai couldn't believe such words, and almost rubbed the little face in front of him with great strength.
"It hurts..." Jiang Ban really preferred that this person hold him down, whatever he wanted, rather than being interrogated like this, until the pain was really pinched, the rabbit groaned angrily and bit back.
"I just don't want to go to the doctor! I don't want to go to the hospital! I won't go!" Jiang Ban began to act like a child.
Then the drops of water began to drop, and I don't know if it was because I drank too much carrot juice.
"Okay, you'd better not let me find out that you are pretending." Otherwise... just throw it back into that iron cage and lock it up.
"..."
Thanks to Jiang Ban's blessing of being a demon today, he doesn't have to sleep in that humiliating room anymore.Right now, she is really locked up day by day with Yu Liuhuai.
Jiang Ban couldn't figure out why a big boss with a lot of work had to stay at home and work.But he didn't forget his role, and often ran over to cling to each other stickily.
But in most cases, they are thrown away with disgust.Jiang Ban didn't pay much attention either.
After more than ten days like this, Jiang Ban didn't realize that something seemed to have happened until Xu Tezhu hurriedly arrived at the villa and rushed upstairs without even putting on his slippers.
It's just...Jiang Ban remembers that he is just a stupid rabbit now, and he can't be too curious about things he shouldn't know.
So I built my own Lego with peace of mind.The Lego was custom-made by Yu Liuhuai, and most of it has been piled up by Jiang Ban. It is a very healthy rabbit with two beautiful white powder ears.
After doing nothing for two hours...Jiang Ban learned the purpose of Xu Tezhu's visit.This villa area will be open to the public for a short time to receive guests.
Because Yu Liuhuai's birthday is coming.
Jiang Ban was obviously stunned for a moment, and he almost blurted out: "Brother's birthday is not at this time." After speaking, he immediately shut up. Does Yu Liuhuai hate the Jiang family so much? !At the time of adoption, the date of birth was clearly written.
Jiang Ban resolutely refused to think about what kind of birthday Yu Liuhuai was planning to celebrate now, and who set it for him. Thinking too much would only make the rabbit angry.
Assistant Hutt was stunned for a moment after listening, and stopped the pen in his hand, not daring to move. Could the next conversation be heard by him, a migrant worker? !
Fortunately, after hearing this, Yu Liuhuai didn't even raise his eyelids, and just said lightly: "Let's go through this first."
Xu Tezhu, a migrant worker, couldn't help but wonder again, did the word "first" mean that he would celebrate his wife's birthday again in the future?And why does it seem... the relationship between Mr. Yu and his wife is not as hot as it used to be.
Not long after, a team came in mightily, and began to tidy up and decorate the villa without saying a word.
Looking at the battle, Jiang Ban probably planned to invite many people over in the future.He didn't quite understand the significance of this birthday party and what role he should play in it.
The garden outside was also surrounded by a white fence. The gardeners began to trim the branches. When they saw the half-bare tree, they didn't know where to start, and finally chose to throw it away.
Jiang Ban looked at it with regret, but didn't go up to make trouble.
They even brought a lot of strong and fragrant flowers and filled the whole courtyard.Jiang Ban sneezed several times, and finally felt a little uncomfortable when he saw that his Lego was also packed up.
But what a shrewd person Xu Tezhuo was, he had already bribed Jiang Ban with good-tasting rabbit snacks.Jiang Ban took out a small handful of hay candies from his pocket, and stuffed them mouthful by mouthful.
He was going to harass Yu Liuhuai again on a routine basis, but this time when he knocked on the door and just entered, he saw that the other person looked at him very strangely.
Jiang Ban panicked for a moment, and then carefully counted in his heart whether he had missed something again.
While the other party was taking a shower, Jiang Banqiu secretly glanced at the computer screen, and there was an email displayed on the large, unobstructed screen.
Among them... the four letters "baby" shocked Jiang Ban so much that he didn't dare to climb up on the bed.
Are these people still human? !What does this mean? !Do they think that a "person" who has been genetically mutated can still be called a complete human being? !
Still want him to give birth? !Shouldn't it be hoped that the aliens will be extinct as soon as possible from the human point of view? !
This thing is a bit exciting.So much so that after Yu Liuhuai came out of the bathroom, he couldn't find a rabbit for a long time.In the end, it was the kind that came out from under the bed.
"What are you doing?" Yu Liuhuai was very puzzled.It's nothing to be a demon, he very patiently asked the rabbit to give an explanation.
Jiang Ban's slippery eyeballs rolled around, and he didn't explain why he got under the bed, but deliberately changed the subject, "They broke my Lego."
Yu Liuhuai looked at him for a few seconds, and finally smiled: "It's not broken, it's just put away, there are guests coming, I'll take it out for you to display after a while."
"Oh."
"So there's Lego under the bed?"
Jiang Ban secretly complained that this person was really unforgiving, and his eyes fell on the computer with discomfort.
Jiang Ban saw Yu Liuhuai's eyebrows raised, so he pulled his attention away even more pretentiously, rubbed his legs and knees with a cry, and looked at him while rubbing.
Yu Liuhuai stretched out his hand quite naturally, pulled the opponent's calf, and kneaded the rabbit's knee that was just red, "What are you thinking, the rabbit who slipped through the nine-year compulsory education?"
Jiang Ban was stunned.
"Do you want to give birth? How to give birth? Do you have that condition?"
Yu Liuhuai froze for a moment, let go of Jiang Ban's wrist, and hurriedly pulled the thing back and threw it on the ground, the haze in his eyes seemed to have shaken.He just took it out to scare the little bastard.
Jiang Ban took advantage of the trend to get another one.
"Enough!" Yu Liuhuai threw the box of things directly into the trash can, "Knowing that I am allergic, I went to the kitchen to find shrimp to eat. It was raining so hard outside on purpose and ran out to drench myself like this."
"Are you torturing yourself? Jiang Ban."
This time, the person sitting on the bed turned into Yu Liuhuai, and Jiang Ban was hugged by him, his arm hurting him, not to mention that this person seemed to be doing it on purpose, touching him whenever he felt uncomfortable.
Feeling along the spine one by one, pressing gently on the place where he was bitten by the snake, the rabbit trembled several times as if electrified.
"say."
Jiang Ban moved out the words he had thought up a long time ago: "I didn't know that the rain would be so heavy. I dare not move when it thunders. Brother Xiao Yu...don't press it, it hurts me..."
He turned around flatteringly, his body was so soft, it was no problem to be twisted into this position by him, rubbing someone's chin affectionately.
"Really?!" It was obvious that Yu Liuhuai couldn't believe such words, and almost rubbed the little face in front of him with great strength.
"It hurts..." Jiang Ban really preferred that this person hold him down, whatever he wanted, rather than being interrogated like this, until the pain was really pinched, the rabbit groaned angrily and bit back.
"I just don't want to go to the doctor! I don't want to go to the hospital! I won't go!" Jiang Ban began to act like a child.
Then the drops of water began to drop, and I don't know if it was because I drank too much carrot juice.
"Okay, you'd better not let me find out that you are pretending." Otherwise... just throw it back into that iron cage and lock it up.
"..."
Thanks to Jiang Ban's blessing of being a demon today, he doesn't have to sleep in that humiliating room anymore.Right now, she is really locked up day by day with Yu Liuhuai.
Jiang Ban couldn't figure out why a big boss with a lot of work had to stay at home and work.But he didn't forget his role, and often ran over to cling to each other stickily.
But in most cases, they are thrown away with disgust.Jiang Ban didn't pay much attention either.
After more than ten days like this, Jiang Ban didn't realize that something seemed to have happened until Xu Tezhu hurriedly arrived at the villa and rushed upstairs without even putting on his slippers.
It's just...Jiang Ban remembers that he is just a stupid rabbit now, and he can't be too curious about things he shouldn't know.
So I built my own Lego with peace of mind.The Lego was custom-made by Yu Liuhuai, and most of it has been piled up by Jiang Ban. It is a very healthy rabbit with two beautiful white powder ears.
After doing nothing for two hours...Jiang Ban learned the purpose of Xu Tezhu's visit.This villa area will be open to the public for a short time to receive guests.
Because Yu Liuhuai's birthday is coming.
Jiang Ban was obviously stunned for a moment, and he almost blurted out: "Brother's birthday is not at this time." After speaking, he immediately shut up. Does Yu Liuhuai hate the Jiang family so much? !At the time of adoption, the date of birth was clearly written.
Jiang Ban resolutely refused to think about what kind of birthday Yu Liuhuai was planning to celebrate now, and who set it for him. Thinking too much would only make the rabbit angry.
Assistant Hutt was stunned for a moment after listening, and stopped the pen in his hand, not daring to move. Could the next conversation be heard by him, a migrant worker? !
Fortunately, after hearing this, Yu Liuhuai didn't even raise his eyelids, and just said lightly: "Let's go through this first."
Xu Tezhu, a migrant worker, couldn't help but wonder again, did the word "first" mean that he would celebrate his wife's birthday again in the future?And why does it seem... the relationship between Mr. Yu and his wife is not as hot as it used to be.
Not long after, a team came in mightily, and began to tidy up and decorate the villa without saying a word.
Looking at the battle, Jiang Ban probably planned to invite many people over in the future.He didn't quite understand the significance of this birthday party and what role he should play in it.
The garden outside was also surrounded by a white fence. The gardeners began to trim the branches. When they saw the half-bare tree, they didn't know where to start, and finally chose to throw it away.
Jiang Ban looked at it with regret, but didn't go up to make trouble.
They even brought a lot of strong and fragrant flowers and filled the whole courtyard.Jiang Ban sneezed several times, and finally felt a little uncomfortable when he saw that his Lego was also packed up.
But what a shrewd person Xu Tezhuo was, he had already bribed Jiang Ban with good-tasting rabbit snacks.Jiang Ban took out a small handful of hay candies from his pocket, and stuffed them mouthful by mouthful.
He was going to harass Yu Liuhuai again on a routine basis, but this time when he knocked on the door and just entered, he saw that the other person looked at him very strangely.
Jiang Ban panicked for a moment, and then carefully counted in his heart whether he had missed something again.
While the other party was taking a shower, Jiang Banqiu secretly glanced at the computer screen, and there was an email displayed on the large, unobstructed screen.
Among them... the four letters "baby" shocked Jiang Ban so much that he didn't dare to climb up on the bed.
Are these people still human? !What does this mean? !Do they think that a "person" who has been genetically mutated can still be called a complete human being? !
Still want him to give birth? !Shouldn't it be hoped that the aliens will be extinct as soon as possible from the human point of view? !
This thing is a bit exciting.So much so that after Yu Liuhuai came out of the bathroom, he couldn't find a rabbit for a long time.In the end, it was the kind that came out from under the bed.
"What are you doing?" Yu Liuhuai was very puzzled.It's nothing to be a demon, he very patiently asked the rabbit to give an explanation.
Jiang Ban's slippery eyeballs rolled around, and he didn't explain why he got under the bed, but deliberately changed the subject, "They broke my Lego."
Yu Liuhuai looked at him for a few seconds, and finally smiled: "It's not broken, it's just put away, there are guests coming, I'll take it out for you to display after a while."
"Oh."
"So there's Lego under the bed?"
Jiang Ban secretly complained that this person was really unforgiving, and his eyes fell on the computer with discomfort.
Jiang Ban saw Yu Liuhuai's eyebrows raised, so he pulled his attention away even more pretentiously, rubbed his legs and knees with a cry, and looked at him while rubbing.
Yu Liuhuai stretched out his hand quite naturally, pulled the opponent's calf, and kneaded the rabbit's knee that was just red, "What are you thinking, the rabbit who slipped through the nine-year compulsory education?"
Jiang Ban was stunned.
"Do you want to give birth? How to give birth? Do you have that condition?"
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