Supreme, Supreme, Dark Lord!

April Fools' Day.

This festival is a day created purely for entertainment.

Anyone who is fooled on April Fool's Day can't be offended, otherwise they are old-fashioned without grace or sense of humor.

This kind of festival was originally exclusive to Muggles, but it was introduced by boring wizards who didn't know what they were thinking hundreds of years ago, and because of its unique entertainment, it has grown into a major festival second only to New Year and Christmas.

On a day like this, Hogwarts, which is proud of its school ethos and enlightenedness, is naturally not immune. With a swipe of a certain headmaster's pen, the phrase "don't be angry as long as it doesn't cause a major impact on April Fool's Day" was taken into account. Returned to the school rules.

Although it is said that a major influence in the wizarding world usually means injury or even death, the advanced potions and witchcraft of wizards have largely eliminated this—it’s not adult wizards fighting each other, even if they leave What can happen if two students who haven't even passed their professional exams fight?

Therefore, April Fool's Day has become a big day for the entire Hogwarts. Although the school regulations did not clearly state whether retaliation is allowed on the day after April Fool's Day, the professors who used to be superior are still unlucky.

They either went to the classroom to attend class but were rushed, or encountered countless emergencies during class, and apart from the teaching staff, what was even worse was the goalkeeper and the guards in charge of the Forbidden Forest in Hogwarts.

They have to receive at least a hundred alarms about students trespassing in the restricted area every day, and they can't ignore each alarm—if students really let in and something happens, who should be responsible?

Parents don't care if it's the students' autonomous behavior and whether it's April Fool's Day or not.

So this day is indeed their most miserable and fearful disaster day... Merlin, please bless them to pass through this devilish day smoothly.

But honestly.

Although it's April Fool's Day, the students don't want to play too crazy, at least for the strict and old-fashioned professors in the past, they still dare not stroke the tiger's beard. After all, April Fool's Day is only one day. If it's overdone, it's strange that the person being teased doesn't give something in return, right?

So on such an important day, some lucky ones would survive, and among them His Majesty Lord Voldemort was accidentally included.

The status of the great Dark Lord in Hogwarts is unshakable.

High above.

On this point, let alone the college lover, Prince Hogwarts ─ ─ Tom.Ruidou's intervention was just to muster up the courage to play a prank on Professor Lord Voldemort...?

Then, one must be able to finish speaking in front of Lord Voldemort first.

But, is standing in front of him as easy as it says?

There is an adjective that is given to a person as "no anger and self-prestige". To explain it in colloquial Chinese, it means that he will naturally have a sense of majesty without speaking.

And Voldemort was like that too.

He has a handsome face that makes people feel inferior, calm and calm black eyes that always make people feel guilty, biased and inexplicably guilty, and his wise voice without losing distance, gentle and implying a certain strength complements him Unique dignified aura──

Normal people would spontaneously be a step shorter in front of him, so those who dare to provoke him in the academy... Maybe it's because today is April Fool's Day that Peeves became more unscrupulous, because as a dead person, he is not afraid of death. times.

──Of course, this is also based on the premise that Peeves doesn't know that Voldemort has the ability to kill him a second time.

So, as a brave pioneer, Peeves turned his evil ideas on Voldemort, and as a noble Dark Lord with a closed mind world, who doesn't pay much attention to the details of life and even has a villain in his family who is well protected, our Lord Voldemort is actually Didn't even notice that today is April Fool's Day--April [-]st and April [-]th, does that matter to someone who never has to celebrate?

To be honest, there is nothing wrong with Voldemort being so slow, because he will not be bored enough to play pranks on people, and others will not have the courage to fool him, but this year's Peeves has obviously eaten the bear's heart and leopard's courage, Not only does he intend to fool, but he also intends to play as big as he wants──

Peeves, who was unable to enter the faculty office and student dormitory, coaxed the elves in the kitchen with sweet talk, set Voldemort's magic alarm clock down, and changed all the clothes in Voldemort's closet into fancy, colorful clothes. Hollowed out, the coverage rate is even much smaller than the exposed area, so when Voldemort woke up late, everything was a foregone conclusion: he would be late if he didn’t change his clothes, and those enchanted clothes were obviously not suitable Then cast other spells.

Value time.

It is what a good adult should engrave on his body and even his soul.

This is a character and a basic quality.

Therefore, although Voldemort had no choice but to hastily pick out a translucent white shirt that was less unacceptable in comparison from those piercing robes, put it on, and then go to class to prepare for the prankster after the class is over. Damn...but is it possible that Peeves, who is famous for his mischief, will be satisfied with just doing such a small thing?

The answer, of course, is—"NO."

The shirt Voldemort was wearing was actually enchanted. It wasn't a shirt at all, but was placed under a time-limited "isolation temperature" and "water and fire imperviousness". There were no flaws in the touch or feel, but under the sunshine of spring, Voldemort's clothes still melted slowly in front of the students in class without knowing it.

There were exclamations everywhere. After all, not everyone had the opportunity to see the handsome professor's toned bare back... Fortunately, although Voldemort was thin, he still had a pretty good figure.

Originally distracted for some reason, Tom also raised his head in a daze when he saw Voldemort who was ignorantly copying to the blackboard, his eyes widened suddenly, and then without thinking, he tore off his cloak and pounced. In the past, he hugged Voldemort with his clothes on.

"...Tom? What are you doing all of a sudden?"

Voldemort, who was hugged inexplicably, struggled. He wanted to get away, but when he turned around, the beautiful scenery made Tom's nose a little hot. Tom hurriedly stretched his arms to hold Voldemort tighter and said, "Shut up!"

"How dare you speak to me like that—"

Voldemort was furious, his face lowered and his expression became gloomy, he tried harder to push Tom away, but Tom hugged him tightly: "Stupid Voldy! You're gone, put this on...!"

In his haste, Tom didn't notice that he was speaking in an orderly tone, and Voldemort didn't even notice, because he was stunned by the huge shock and astonishment, and then trembling with anger: "──Fall?"

Confused, Voldemort lowered his head, and caught a glimpse of himself almost naked through the gap in the cloak, so the flames in his chest became more violent. He took a deep breath and tried to calm his breathing, his expression was cold, and his tone became serious: "... Attention all students, the actual combat drill is now starting. The content of the test is──"Forgetting nothing". I want you to compete with each other until the only winner is determined."

"..."

"puff……"

"No way! Professor!"

The students in the classroom were stunned at first, and then burst into laughter. A few students from the Lion Academy even burst into tears with excitement, while the expression of the Dark Lord in the center of the ridicule remained unchanged.

Voldemort just raised his hand calmly. Following his movement, all the entrances and exits in the classroom were automatically locked. Then he shook his wrist silently, and Nagini, who was already more than four meters long, was released. Casting the Shrinking Curse, he stuck out his tongue coiled on the ground.

"If you don't start, feed me the snake. I believe that Nagini's stomach is still plenty enough to swallow a few students... I am not interested in joking with you." Voldemort lowered his face, letting Tom button his clothes for him but the students looked at me and I looked at you, and finally a braver male student boldly said: "Professor, today is April Fool's Day, you shouldn't be angry because you were screwed ..."

He was hit by Tom's spell before he finished speaking, and he was embracing Voldemort to fasten his belt. Tom shook his wand with a smile, and dragged out his voice in a lazy but serious tone: "No Did you hear the quiz the professor said? Or are you trying to get a zero?"

"Well done, ten points Slytheringa."

Voldemort said approvingly, and at the same time frowned and pulled back the hem of his clothes from Tom's hand. He gave Tom an annoyed look, but Tom didn't take it seriously. With his eyes squinted, he still helped Voldemort straighten his clothes with a smile, and seemed to mean something at the same time. Quietly, who didn't have any, glanced at the students who were also from Slytherin.

The little snakes looked at each other, their bodies trembled as if they had received some signal, then they raised their wands, and took the lead in cutting Gryffindor, who was sitting the nearest, and the small battle that had an old grudge soon spread to other colleges , and turned into a big fight, while the instigator of all stood leisurely by the side, hooking up.

──How did they hook up?

"Let go!"

"Don't let go!"

"If you tell me to let you go, then let me go!"

"don't want!"

"……You're annoying."

"It's called perseverance, and Voldy, the clothes on you seem to be mine...?"

... Anyway, that's basically the case, the black prince Tom who is blue and blue.Ridou took the moral high ground with his unrivaled thick skin and ownership of his clothes, and managed to make Voldemort give up because he couldn't beat him, without even noticing that his hand was being hooked unknowingly.

Their affairs came to an end. As for the students who were ordered by Voldemort to "cannibalize each other", there were only two or three kittens left. Seeing this, Tom didn't need Voldemort's order, so he automatically emitted a few beams of light, so plop, Plop, plop, including Tom's peer, the platinum nobleman of the Malfoy family, no one was spared, and the only survivors standing were him, and him...

Turning around, Tom hurriedly lowered his head to flash the magical light from Voldemort's wand. While dodging, he still had some leeway to laugh and said, "Dear Voldy, I don't need it? After all, I have what you have, the only difference is It’s just specifications and models~~”

"Specifications?" Voldemort's voice was slightly tense, while Tom nodded and blinked seriously: "Yeah, your skin is fairer than mine, and it feels much better to the touch... Hey hey hey! Sneak attack is not what a professor should do." Some behavior! The school rules stipulate that no matter what happens today, you can’t get angry!”

"Well, so I'm playing a prank."

"This is called an attack──hey...!"

"..."

Voldemort waved his arms expressionlessly, and colorful lights flew out like cannon fire. Tom, who was jumping up and down while dodging, just paused accidentally, and his feet were hit by the Leg Locking Curse, and then entangled each other like The soft noodles fell to the ground.

Tom raised his head sharply, and Voldemort standing in front of him was pointing his wand at his heart, that man's handsome face was so calm that it made people tremble, and then he said coldly word by word: "Drill—heart— ─Cutting out..."

...No way, such a trivial matter can make him so angry that he can use the Unforgivable Curse?

Tom turned his lips white because of the incantation he heard, and his eyes blinked quickly because of nervousness, but following his fear, a cloud of clear water suddenly appeared in the sky.

Coagulate, drop, and drench him from head to toe—with no possible pain but cold wetness?

Tom looked at Voldemort puzzled, but Voldemort just bent down, stretched out his hand to gently brush his wet bangs away, and the corners of his mouth seemed to raise a little bit and said in a low voice: "...when do I say a spell when I cast a spell?" Read so slowly? Idiot..."

Tom, who was drenched in water like a drowning cat, was in a daze. His eyes, which were red from the water, blinked again and again, as if they couldn't focus well. He looked so innocent like that. Voldemort couldn't bear the slowness of not reacting. The corners of his mouth raised higher, but then he felt that his expression was a little stupid and he tapped Tom's head with his cane: "Don't be dazed, today's class is over, help me wake up those idiots, I'll go back Go and change clothes first."

"Leave this kind of matter to the great Malfoy, dear Voldy, I will accompany you back." Tom immediately suggested, and without giving Voldemort a chance to change his words, he immediately woke up Albraxa who was lying on the ground with a water balloon Si, presumptuously handing over all the tasks Voldemort gave him.

Hearing that Tom used himself as a shield, Voldemort wanted to sigh with his hands on his forehead, but he still cast the Shrinking Curse to take back Nagini who was licking the student's face, then he turned around silently, but his empty left hand was immediately taken away by Tom who came over was stopped: "Voldy──why didn't you wait for me?"

His natural tone made Voldemort a little depressed, and he stopped after being led for a few steps naturally, and then, frowning at the hand being held, he pulled his hand back, but in the end he was hugged by the boy Tighter, this time the whole arm was caught, and Voldemort stared down at Tom.

"...Don't look at me, Voldy, you know, the children in the orphanage are very insecure, and the school stipulates that no matter how much you get pranked today, you can't get angry──"

... When he becomes the principal, he must abolish the damn school rules!

Voldemort gritted his teeth, his fair complexion darkened slightly── he was so angry.

He then tried his best to ignore Tom's entangled start, intending to walk forward silently when he had petrification in his left hand, while ignoring the strange eyes of others when they saw it... But it's really hard for such a big person to pretend that he doesn't exist, maybe he Should I consider adding a floating spell to this kid and put up a sign about his Electra plot?

Bah, bah, bah!Whoever is his father is unlucky... Wait, did he scold himself again?

While he was in a daze, Voldemort felt something wet and limp was stamped on his cheek, Tom on his left suddenly leaned over to steal a kiss from Voldemort, then narrowed his eyes like a little fox and said, "Voldy, You are the best person in the world, I love you the most!"

"..." Voldemort remained silent, his face felt a little hot, the strange feeling made him hairy, so he picked up his wand and tapped it, and Tom's face was full of smugness and confession pink. A warning sign was put up: "The Kissing Demon is haunted, please be careful."

Tom, who didn't know what was wrong with his head, complained. He rubbed the back of his head: "Oh...it hurts, Voldy..."

"Next time you mess up, I'll hit you back."

"Then I'll change the place next time... oh... I haven't kissed yet!"

"It's too late when we kiss, I'll take precautions first."

"Oh...! Why again this time?"

"Because today is April Fool's Day."

"There's no such thing..."