The villain's counterattack through the book

"Small dim sum, do you like anything?" Zhan Ge dragged Luo Xingyuan around the stalls in the ghost market a few times, and asked domineeringly.

It seems that as long as Luo Xingyuan likes it, he has Ming coins to buy it.

In fact, the things on the stalls are outrageously expensive, not to mention that they can't afford them with ghost coins, I'm afraid the ghosts around can't afford them!

This is not a ghost market, but a black market!dark enough.

And when everyone saw Qiongqi, they were extremely enthusiastic, as if they wanted to take Qiongqi as a victim.

Luo Xingyuan coughed and said: "I don't like anything."

If you like it, you can’t afford it. Forget it, save money for the cats.

"How could it be?" Zhan Ge didn't believe it: "Don't you humans do shopping on special festivals?"

Luo Xingyuan thought of the gimmick promotions of the merchants, and emphasized: "Hungry Ghost Festival is not a special festival."

Zhan Ge insisted: "It's a special festival for ghosts."

Luo Xingyuan: "..." There is nothing wrong with that.

"But they don't offer discounts or promotions. It's too sloppy. Let's not buy such sloppy things."

"Hey, it's fine if you don't buy it, how can you say that our things are bad!" A bald ghost happened to hear Luo Xingyuan's words, and said dissatisfiedly, "Our things are all innocent, every ghost has bought them All said great, all said good."

Luo Xingyuan looked at the paper man on the table, "What is this?"

The bald ghost curled his lips and said, "No knowledge, paper man!"

Luo Xingyuan was speechless, he also knew it was a paper man, this is not nonsense!

Useful!

Zhan Ge randomly took out a paper figurine, injected a bit of mana, and then the palm-sized paper figurine slowly turned into a normal human being, but without appearance.

"What kind of face should I use?" He thought for a while, and then input mana to transform the paper figurine into a strong wind. "Kneel down and shine my shoes."

Luo Xingyuan watched helplessly as a paper figurine who looked exactly like Dafeng mechanically knelt on the ground and polished Zhan Ge's shoes.

At this moment, he couldn't help secretly rejoicing that the kitty had shoes on, otherwise it would have been rubbing his feet.

After a while, the hand of the paper figurine split and fell to the ground.

The scene was a bit awkward for a while.

Luo Xingyuan was thinking whether it was for Mingbi, or the quality of the other party's paper figurines was not good enough?

"Master Qiongqi, I'm sorry, the quality of the small one is not up to standard." The bald ghost said embarrassedly.

Zhan Ge looked deeply convinced, "I also feel that the quality of this paper figurine is not good."

He led Luo Xingyuan away swaggeringly.

Luo Xingyuan: "..." Didn't expect it to end like this?

He vaguely seemed to hear the bald ghost and the blue-eyed ghost beside him muttering something.

"This Qiongqi comes to my booth every time. It's too much to ask my paper figurine to wipe his feet this time."

"I didn't ask you to get a basin of yellow spring water to wash his feet on the spot, it's already very good, what else do you want!"

"If Po Meng finds out that Qiongqi is here, she probably rushes into the ghost market and beats this kid up hard."

I know Huo Huo and the others with low mana.

"No ghost has come down to reincarnate recently, she should be very free, why don't you come to the ghost market?"

If he can meet Qiongqi, how exciting the fight will be, he will set up a table to collect tickets then.

Those who set up stalls in the ghost market are old ghosts who have stayed in the underworld for tens of thousands of years, and they are all old fritters.

Some of them are either unable to get a suitable reincarnation path, or they are unwilling to reincarnate.

In short, the reason is that I don't want to be a human being, and being a human being is too tiring.

"It seems that there are too few ghosts who have come down recently, Po Meng is on vacation!" the blue-eyed ghost guessed.

He glanced at the bald ghost, "Recently, I want to take the exam to be a civil servant in the underworld, do you think I can pass the exam?"

The bald ghost pushed back the remaining two hairs on his forehead, and said slowly, "You?"

"Well, how about me?" The blue-eyed ghost looked at the other party expectantly.

The two hairs on the bald ghost's forehead flicked, "Not really."

The blue-eyed ghost rolled his blue eyes, "Get lost."

Then left.

The bald ghost said sullenly: "Ghosts nowadays are not willing to listen to the truth."

Civil servants in the underworld are as tired as dogs, and only fools take the exam.

It wasn't until the discussion gradually disappeared that Luo Xingyuan came back to his senses.

Seeing Zhan Ge, he looked at him happily, "Zhan Ge, why are you looking at me like this?"

"Just now I helped you get rid of a ghost who wanted to touch you, didn't you thank me?" Zhan Ge stared at Luo Xingyuan, as if he was waiting for something.

Luo Xingyuan said obediently: "Thank you."

He doesn't seem to have been touched, he is obviously a paper figurine of the Zhange Pengci family.

"Not sincere." Zhan Ge was not happy.

Luo Xingyuan quickly said: "I'm very sincere, what kind of sincerity do you want?"

"Look at that." Zhan Ge pointed to the screen in front of him, and saw a gorgeous ghost say to the ghost next to him, "Thank you."

Then I kissed him.

This scene plays on an endless loop.

Luo Xingyuan's head was full of black lines, and he suddenly felt that this ghost market was full of all kinds of strange things, and it was impossible to guard against it, so he was tricked.

Zhan Ge nodded his cheek, with a face that you understand.

Luo Xingyuan wasn't really shy, but the ghosts passing by kept watching them with ambiguous eyes, it was really speechless!

Zhan Ge seemed impatient to wait, and said disappointedly: "Forget it, it's fine if you don't kiss."

"I'm kissing." Luo Xingyuan hurriedly leaned forward, but when he turned around, Zhan Ge's lips met his upper lip.

The stall owners around had wow expressions on their faces, and then they all came over, as if they wanted to continue watching.

"What are you looking at! Have you never seen people kissing?" Zhan Ge glared at the ghosts angrily.

All the ghosts scattered and hid back in the booth, all of them looked unsatisfied.

Bai Wuchang and Meng Po, who were hiding in the air, happened to see this scene, and they looked at each other with complicated expressions.

"Why did they get mixed up again?" Po Meng sighed.

Bai Wuchang put his hands in his sleeves and said with a smile: "Fate can't be stopped when it comes."

"Some fate is not necessarily a good thing." Meng Po looked at the happy Luo Xingyuan with a complicated expression.

"He has already drank the Ninth World Mengpo soup." Bai Wuchang recalled.

Granny Meng nodded, "Yes."

After drinking the Nine Worlds, she still found Qiongqi, so she had nothing to say.

"Forget it, we don't have time to manage the affairs of humans and beasts. Several worlds are in chaos now. Hei Wuchang hasn't returned from the orc world for a long time." Bai Wuchang complained.

Po Meng rolled her eyes in an inelegant manner, "Are you so inseparable from Xiao Hei?"

"What do you know, one yin envoy sleeping will not understand the fun of two yin envoys." Bai Wuchang turned and left slowly.

Meng Po gritted her teeth and cursed you to sleep by yourself all the time!

It's too much to discriminate against single women!

She looked at Luo Xingyuan and Qiongqi for the last time, and after thinking about it, she should give each other a chance!

After all, they are old acquaintances.

Luo Xingyuan felt something in his heart, and glanced at the place where Po Meng was hiding, and then a ray of light dazzled his eyes.

He blinked, and his eyes fell on the booth in front of him.

"Zhan Ge, I want to see this." He pointed to the booth that caught his eye.

Zhan Ge had just learned the video routine of the curtain to look at human beings, and he just found it very interesting.

"Okay." He said indifferently.

Anyway, when buying things for Xiao DianXian, he will never be relentless.

The two walked in front of the stall. The stall owner had an extremely long neck and could freely stretch and fly around. He didn't know how he died.

It is said that in the ghost market, you can't ask these ghosts how they died, otherwise they will cry and howl, and it will be difficult to end.

"Lord Qiongqi, long time no see." The long-necked ghost looked at the two with a smile on his face, as if he saw two lambs waiting to be slaughtered.

He stretched his neck in front of Luo Xingyuan, and asked, "What do you want to buy? I'll give you a cheaper price?"

Then he went to Qiongqi's side and emphasized: "Master Qiongqi, you can't touch porcelain."

"This seat is not the kind of beast that touches porcelain." Zhan Ge emphasized emphatically.

If Long Neck hadn't seen what happened to the bald ghost, he would have believed it.

This kid has been tens of thousands of years, his personality has not changed at all, he is still so funny.

Luo Xingyuan pursed his lips and smiled, "Zhan Ge won't touch porcelain."

The paper figurine just now doesn't count, it's a quality problem.

The long-necked ghost echoed, "You're right."

Luo Xingyuan always felt that this ghost treated him well, but he didn't know why.

He blinked, and wanted to pretend to pick up something else to look at, and finally picked up the thing he wanted to buy, but the long-necked ghost directly picked up the mirror and broke the screen: "This is for you."

"Give it to me?" Luo Xingyuan asked with some doubts.

The long-necked ghost shook his head, "No, it's for Master Qiongqi."

Luo Xingyuan was surprised why this long neck knew he wanted to buy this, "Why?"

The long-necked ghost blinked and said, "Ask Lord Qiongqi."

"Zhan Ge, do you want this mirror fragment?" Luo Xingyuan looked back at Zhan Ge who was doing nothing to accompany him.

Zhan Ge said sullenly: "Mirrors have been flying around in Zifu, so annoying."

He didn't like to bother with that mirror.

"Is it the mirror where the mirror demon was kept?" Luo Xingyuan asked.

"Well, it seems to be its fragments. I'm so annoying." Zhan Ge didn't have any interest in the mirror in Zifu, and was still flying around in it. He wanted to throw the mirror away.

"Then give it." Luo Xingyuan took the lens and said, "Maybe it's good for you?"

Zhan Ge didn't object, "All right."

He stretched out his hand and threw the lens into the Purple Mansion, and then the mirror in the Purple Mansion shone brightly, and the energy was too great to expel the two of them out of the ghost market.

"Where is this place?" Luo Xingyuan didn't expect to change places in the next second.

This place is so familiar, as if I have been here before.

Zhan Ge pouted his mouth, "Naihe Bridge, isn't that Meng Po lying to people to drink soup?"

Few ghosts are queuing up to drink Mengpo soup.

It seems that there is really no business. This underworld is so busy that there is no business, maybe it is just trying to be lazy.

Some strange and vague memory seemed to emerge in Luo Xingyuan's mind.

Suddenly two living souls walked slowly towards Naihe Bridge, they were Chu Yingying and Huang Ziyan.

He glanced at it and said, "Can a living soul cross the Nai River Bridge?"

Zhan Ge explained: "No, don't worry, Po Meng won't just trick people into drinking soup."

Those soups are not good at all, but they are quite filling.

"These two women are quarreling to death. Leave them alone," he emphasized.

Luo Xingyuan smiled, "Alright, I don't care."

He remembered that when Chu Yingying was at the airport, she called them gays, and Huang Ziyan became a nympho the first time she saw Zhan Ge.

The two women were so calculated that their souls were separated.

"I'm really looking forward to someone coming down to catch them." Zhan Ge said enthusiastically.

It's best to offend the people in the underworld after you come down, so you can have fun watching it.

Hearing Zhan Ge's words, Luo Xingyuan laughed and said, "Can you come down and watch the fun?"

Although he can also open the door of reincarnation, but I wonder if he can bring the cat down to watch the fun?

As long as it was something Maozai wanted to do, he couldn't help but follow it unconditionally.

Zhan Ge held the mirror and shook it, "This guy can do it, he can take us down."

"So amazing?" Luo Xingyuan was extremely surprised.

"Well, I don't know the specific name, I forgot, but don't worry about it too much, as long as it can be used anyway." Zhan Ge waved his hand indifferently.

This mirror had been clamoring loudly in his purple mansion before, saying that he was a mirror that could fly into the sky and escape from the ground, how amazing it was, wouldn't he be able to crush it with one kick?

Too much nonsense.

Luo Xingyuan felt that the mirror met Zhan Ge, the master, who was probably aggrieved to death.

"Then we went back?" The time should be about the same. Although the Mingbi is not used, it is good to find something that is good for Zhan Ge.

Zhan Ge nodded, "Well, let's go back."

After the two walked a few steps, Luo Xingyuan suddenly stopped, "Have we forgotten about the decapitated ghost?"