Green tea Bai Yueguang eloped with me

On New Year's Day, the sound of firecrackers woke up the two people who were lying on their necks.

"Happy New Year." Yu Anqing, no, it was Su Qingyun who said with a smile.

"Well." Cheng Shenmo greeted with yawns.

There were two crystal dews on the corners of the rabbit's eyes, Su Qingyun got up slightly and kissed away the tears from the corners of the eyes, and touched Shen Mo's waist with his right hand from under the obscene clothes, and gently kneaded it.

"It's still early, let's sleep a little longer." He meant something.Because of the reconciliation yesterday, he deliberately pleases Wen Rou, and he is not full yet.

Cheng Shenmo held down the troublesome hand on his waist, pinched it hard twice, and moaned: "Fuck, my waist is sore."

When he got up, his eyes blurred, and Cheng Shenmo fell back on the bed again.

This fall made Su Qingyun turn pale with fright, and even asked where she felt uncomfortable.

"What's the rush? I'm a doctor, I don't know my body yet..." Cheng Shenmo just thought he stood up suddenly, his brain was pumping blood and he couldn't keep up. He put his right hand on his left wrist casually, and said with a smile, "Your business is as good as it is. Rolling around, full of energy and blood..."

Cheng Shenmo was talking, but there was no sound.His pulse has the characteristics of rapid travel, it is clearly slippery pulse, and it can even be detected that he is more than four months pregnant.Although he is not good at gynecology, he can still grasp the joy pulse clearly.

Obviously how could he be pregnant by a man?Could it be that he had some intractable disease that even he couldn't diagnose... The picture of him dying, Su Qingyun wearing sackcloth and filial piety, crying in pain, and dying in love in the mourning hall...

Cheng Shenmo was terrified by his brain power, and his face became more and more serious.

Su Qingyun saw that he did not speak for a long time, and said worriedly: "Didn't you just say it was all right? Why is your face so ugly!"

Cheng Shenmo came back to his senses, and jokingly said: "It's not because of you! I'm suffering from kidney deficiency now, and it's all your fault."

Su Qingyun was extremely wronged: "It was only once last night... Are you really all right?"

"Just kidding. You always lied to me before, so it's time for me to lie to you..." Cheng Shenmo fooled the matter with a few words.

While Su Qingyun was making breakfast, Cheng Shenmo took his own pulse carefully for a while, but it was still the happy pulse, and the pulse was very likely to be twins.

Cheng Shenmo was amused by his diagnosis.

Three days later, Cheng Shenmo wrapped himself up tightly, revealing only a pair of black grape-like round eyes, and sneaked into a medical hall.

He searched through the medical books furtively, but he didn't find any intractable diseases similar to the symptoms of a happy pulse.With a rough brain, he finally found something wrong: recently he has been lethargic and sour, and his abdomen is bloated. Except for no morning sickness, they all resemble the characteristics of pregnancy.

Could it be that he is not only wearing Yucheng Tongrenwen, but also a childbearing Tongren!Su Qingyun is not a little flower, but a black lotus, how can he sow seeds!Unscrupulous author ruined my life!

The more he thought about it, the more flustered he became, so Cheng Shenmo came to see another doctor.

When he first settled in the town, Cheng Shenmo specifically inquired that there was only one medical hall in the town.The old doctor, surnamed Jie, was over seventy years old. When he was young, he traveled all over the world and was quite famous, and finally settled here.If it wasn't for the fact that there was only this one medical hall in the town, he would have planned to retire a long time ago.

Cheng Shenmo lives here temporarily because the climate is suitable for the growth of medicinal herbs, and because he also likes this, and plans to open a medical hall so that he doesn't have to worry about whether he can support himself.

"Doctor, what disease do you think I have?"

Cheng Shenmo's voice was almost inaudible, thanks to the old doctor's sharp ears.

"Congratulations, madame, who is more than four months pregnant, and the fetus is stable and healthy." After feeling the pulse, the old doctor had a kind face.

"Mr. Jie, you can clearly see that I am a man, how could I be pregnant? It must be a wrong diagnosis." Cheng Shenmo took off his mask and asked eagerly.

The old doctor Jie looked at his face, although it was delicate and delicate, it was obviously masculine.

The look of surprise flashed past, and after a moment of contemplation, he said: "The old man will definitely not make a wrong diagnosis. Although this is the first time I have met a man who is pregnant, I have heard that there are spirit foxes, black foxes and other alien races in the world, and their clansmen have ancient spirit beasts. Blood, both men and women can conceive. Which clan are you from?"

"Old doctor, don't lie to me. I'm also a doctor, so I've never heard of such anecdote!" Cheng Shenmo's pale face was anxious, like a rabbit with anxious eyes.

"Old man, I have practiced medicine for fifty years, why should I lie to you, a young man, believe it or not." The old doctor flicked his sleeves and coaxed him out angrily.

The rabbit with downcast eyebrows returned home pitifully, filled with resentment, and there was no way to relieve it.

"Brother Liangjiang, you go for a while, the vinegar has come back?" Su Qingyun's slender waist was tied with a blue apron, and her white and jade-like face was covered with flour. color.

"You know what to eat when you eat, you are a pig."

If she was really pregnant, it would be all this person's fault.Of course, he absolutely!Absolutely impossible to get pregnant!

Su Qingyun patted the dust off her hands, walked up to him, lowered her head and asked, "Did someone make our baby bunny angry?"

"Are you disgusting..." Cheng Shenmo frowned and said awkwardly.

"It's so easy to get angry like a child, isn't it a baby." Su Qingyun smiled, "Why is the baby bunny angry?"

He ate the little rabbit to death, and with a single word, the rabbit's face turned red, and he was so ashamed that he didn't even vent his anger.

"I want you to take care of it, go drink your vinegar." Cheng Shenmo gave him a bitter look, slammed the door and put down the harsh words, "You sleep in the kitchen tonight."

Su Qingyun admitted that he was a bit perverted. Seeing the baby rabbit with red eye circles, puffy cheeks, and a pitiful appearance that was so cute that it killed him, he couldn't help but want to bully him even more.

The lunch table was full of sweet and sour dishes, which made Cheng Shenmo's mouth water. Thinking of his sudden preference for sour food, it might be because of his pregnancy, he lost his appetite in an instant, so he ate two mouthfuls of sour lotus root shreds.

"Is the food not to the baby's taste?" Su Qingyun asked strangely.

Cheng Shenmo patted his chopsticks: "Baby, baby...you want to have a baby so much, why are you going to marry a wife? Why are you calling me?"

There was a coldness on Su Qingyun's face, and she was terribly sinister: "Liang Jiang, you think my words are boring, you can express your dislike, but I will change it. However, there are some things that cannot be said carelessly."

"You are fierce to me." Cheng Shenmo's nose sore, big teardrops rolled down, and he began to sob and cry.

"I was wrong, I shouldn't have killed you." Su Qingyun was so frightened that she hurriedly hugged her to wipe away her tears, and coaxed, "What happened? Tell me, please?"

Cheng Shenmo sobbed: "I was impregnated by you, and you still beat me!"

With tears in his eyes, he saw the culprit with an unbelievable look on his face.Cheng Shen couldn't breathe, and slapped him on the chest: "You think I'm willing to believe it's true? In this Dogecoin world, I'm going down to find King Yama to settle accounts."

"Baby, what nonsense are you talking about?" Su Qingyun's head was dizzy, "How can a man get pregnant?"

"Dog man, if you want to renege on your debt, you can't do it! What the hell I found out is the joy pulse, four months! Twins!"

The more Cheng Shenmo talked, the more wronged he became, and he kicked the person out of the door without any explanation. No matter what Su Qingyun did, he just refused to open the door.

This annoyance had been suppressed to the extreme by Cheng Shenmo, and after venting, he felt much more at ease.Especially when he heard Su Qingyun's anxious begging for mercy outside the door, Cheng Shenmo suddenly felt his appetite return to his stomach, and picked up chopsticks to eat.

Why should he be the only one who is worried, it's all Su Qingyun's fault, let him worry about it on his own.

Su Qingyun outside the door walked around the yard again and again, Liang Jiang must have checked with the doctor for such a big reaction when he came back from the outside.

He found Jiejia Medical Hall and consulted the old doctor Jie.Sure enough, I got an affirmative answer.

Because Su Qingyun had a good attitude and put the heavy consultation fee in front of him, the old doctor Jie told in detail the stories of alien races he had heard.

When Su Qingyun heard that the three-color pattern birthmark was born in the Lingli clan, she was almost sure of it.

In addition to being extremely pleasantly surprised, he was even more worried about Cheng Shenmo's body.The old doctor took the prescription of Antai Guyuan in a face-saving manner, and wrote down the precautions for pregnant women.

Su Qingyun thanked him solemnly, and he knew the items on the paper by heart.After leaving the medical hall, the whole person seemed to be walking on clouds, buoyantly.

He thought that the bed at home was too small, and he had to change to a big bed so that the baby bunny could sleep comfortably.Good satin quilts should also be used for bedding.Tables, chairs and benches should also be replaced with the best pear blossoms.

Su Qingyun walked around and found that there were no such good materials in the small town.Immediately wrote a secret letter and asked the messengers in the town to send it to the capital.

Su Qingyun has always been thoughtful, even if she gave up her identity as the master of the dark pavilion, she still has a plan.He deployed many undercover dead men in the capital for his use. To put it bluntly, if Su Qingyun thought, the high-ranking officials and ministers in the capital, as well as the royal family, could be slaughtered overnight.

Therefore, it is easy for him to make some excellent tributes in the capital.

After taking care of everything, Su Qingyun returned home. As expected, she was locked out of the door, jumped lightly, and climbed over the wall to enter.

Resting his chin with his hands, he stared intently at the sleeping Cheng Shenmo.The winter sky is very cold, but Su Qingyun's heart is as warm as spring.

When Cheng Shenmo woke up, the house was completely new: the bare walls were dotted with a few pictures of travel scenes that made him feel happy, the old quilts were replaced with new soft quilts, the tables and chairs were all upholstered, and even the window sills were placed. A few red begonias drive away the loneliness of winter.

There was a smell of medicine from the kitchen, and Cheng Shenmo knew it was a good medicine for miscarriage when he smelled it.

Cheng Shenmo snorted coldly and kicked open the kitchen door.Su Qing smeared pot ashes on her face, turned her head and saw his big movements, her brows twitched: "Baby, you are heavy. Don't make such big movements, be careful of injury."

Cheng Shenmo folded his hands on his chest, and said with a sneer, "Su Qingyun, you got into the mood very quickly... Who said that I am pregnant, maybe I have some terminal illness that cannot be cured, just wait until you become a widow."

"Bah bah bah, Tongyan Wuji." Su Qingyun waved the cattail fan in his hand, as if to shake off Cheng Shenmo's unrestrained speech.

"I have sent messengers to send letters to Master Shi He as quickly as possible. Master is the chief of the imperial hospital, so he must have heard about it. Don't worry, you will know the answer when Master replies." Su Qingyun was relieved.

"Who's worried? I'm not worried."

Cheng Shenmo was very stubborn, "I don't want to have children anyway, how can a man have children?"

Su Qingyun sighed softly and said, "Okay, we don't want it."

Cheng Shenmo jumped up suddenly: "Su Qingyun, you are so cruel, you won't even let your own children go!"

Su Qingyun hugged the aggrieved red-eyed rabbit tightly, and kissed the swollen cheek in a funny way: "I know that the bunny hates our little bastard."

"You lied to me! Su Qingyun, you are treacherous, hateful, and bastard!"

Cheng Shenmo's momentum became weaker and weaker, his voice was almost inaudible, "Little bastard sounds like a curse, don't say that about children..."

Su Qingyun's head rested on Cheng Shenmo's shoulder, the warm breath tickled his neck, and his deep laughter made his chest throb.

It doesn't seem so scary for a man to conceive a child.Cheng Shenmo thought.