Dazai always points the wrong skill points

"Human beings yearn for family affection, friendship, and love. What if one day these things become weapons to hurt you, what should you do?"

"Let's do it that way."

-

Zhong Ye was rolled around on the carpet a few times by Hei Shizai. The others were cleaning the battlefield at this time, but in fact the battlefield this time was their office.

"You must remember how many things were destroyed, and the amount will be doubled." Fukuzawa Yukichi warned coldly: "Let Dazai issue an IOU."

"Then I'm afraid he won't be able to figure it out for the rest of his life." Kunikida wrote furiously in his notebook. Atsushi Nakajima calculated the war damage faster than he could write. Why?Because the amount is huge.

Unexpectedly, Fukuzawa Yukichi was very indifferent: "It doesn't matter, you can temporarily use Zhongyuan Chuya as collateral."

"Then he will definitely be able to return it tomorrow." Edogawa Ranpo sat on the broken office chair, happily eating his snacks.

But at this time, Shuanghei who was whispering behind the sofa was very enthusiastic, Chuya even bit Hei Shizai's ear in a rage!The voice growled in depression and distress: "Let go! Go back and talk!"

So Kuroshizai should be willing to let go, he held both shoulders of Zhongya, lifted Zhongya from the carpet and sat up, his eyes gradually narrowed, with a face of horror movies that dare not call him scary The emoji said: "Deal."

"Oh, you should take care of yourself first." However, Yosano Akiko suddenly lay down on the sofa, she looked down at Hei Shizai, and then looked at Zhongya with a look of excitement, until Jiang Zhongye saw it Only then did he say to Hei Shizai again, "Losing money."

"Oh, Wuzheng heard it." Hei Shizai didn't even look at Xie Ye, he didn't even turn his head, he still held onto Zhongye like this, he didn't move or scream.

"The amount is huge." In fact, Yu Xie Ye didn't want to admit it, she would blush just to see it!

"It's not my money, it's from Wuzhen, what am I afraid of?" Hei Shizai's whole face was only moving with his lips, and Zhongye just stared at this face in Hei Shizai's hand, even he Unavoidable fear.

Yu Xieye immediately provocatively said: "He doesn't have that much money, maybe he needs to pay off the debt with Mr. Chuya~"

Hei Shizai suddenly turned his face away, only to hear him clenching his teeth in a very deep voice: "Really, then I'll destroy this place."

"Hey! Didn't I have an annual subscription last time?!" Nakaya immediately pushed Hei Shizai away, and he hurriedly stood up and went to Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "Akutagawa, where is my annual card?"

"My...it's ready."

"good."

Zhong is also extremely pleased.

"Ha ha."

At this time, Yoshino stared down at Hei Shizai's face, only to see Hei Shizai clenched his fists and gritted his teeth: "It's Akutagawa Ryunosuke again."

Wasn't Akutagawa wronged?He was wronged too much!

But if you want to blame, blame him for getting too close to Zhong Ye in the past four years.

"Speaking of which, handsome hat-sama, are you really going to learn to exorcise magic?" Edogawa leaned on his chin in random steps, his eyes narrowed, and he looked very clever.

Nakaya nodded, walked to Edogawa Ranpo and sat down.In fact, the two are not strangers, they are comrades-in-arms who played Edgar Allan Poe's novel together.

"Yeah, look at the 'Purification' skill point. Its 200 hidden value is called 'Spiritual Witch'. I think it's very likely that this is the hint given to me by the system. I should learn how to exorcise demons by myself." Zhong also scratched his ear Sigh, after this terrifying journey, he will become almighty.

Edogawa Ranpo smiled "hmm~" and said, "Mr. Hat said yes, this must be the system's reminder. In fact, the system often gives you reminders. It seems that it is helping."

"But it's clear that sometimes it hurts people, right?" Atsushi Nakajima has been helping Nakaya with a grudge: "Mr. Nakaya was removed from two skills. If it wasn't for the removal of 'Buzuo', Mr. Nakaya would have I will never be possessed by a demon again."

"Well... yes, then why is that?" Ranpo lowered his head again, reasoning thoughtfully, and Zhong also had to admit that the members of this armed detective agency were more terrifying than each other.

"Joke! Am I short of these two skills?" Zhong Ye said with a nonchalant expression: "It's enough for me to have my abilities."

But obviously, his ability is also useful to humans now, so it still depends on the blessing of skill points.

"Hey, do you want to see the compensation bill this time?" Kunikida walked slowly, and he handed the bill to Chuya like tearing up a ticket, but Chuya didn't even look at it, but Kurotokizai who just walked over A sneak peek, just one glance, the bandage on the eye almost fell off.

"No, I'll give you some more money, and you can buy me a few bottles of red wine to serve."

Nakaya said, and walked towards the lounge between himself and Osamu Dazai, the style of rich people is different!

"Rich woman." Kunikida pushed the frame of the mirror to put away the bill, then turned to meet Hei Shizai's murderous gaze: "Why are you looking at me like that?"

Kunikida is not familiar with the personalities other than Buteizai, but he doesn't want to kill him, right?And he didn't seem to be right just now.

"You're right, China is a rich woman."

Well, the personality of Hei Shizai looks murderous to everyone, except Zhongye.

-

"Snapped".

Hei Shizai pushed the doorknob decisively, and when he entered the door, he saw Zhong also sitting at the table.Nakazawa held the mirror in one hand and rested his chin in the other, with an expression that seemed to have something on his mind.

It's so rare that Zhongye actually has something on his mind. Could it be that he didn't get the limited red wine?I said it earlier, Osamu Dazai must have dispatched all the personality gang members to snatch it, just to smile for the Pomeranians.

China also only needs to pay money.

"what happened?"

Hei Shizai walked to Zhongya's side, he bent down and stretched out his arms to hold Zhongya in his arms. He really liked the difference in shape between the two of them.

But he always laughed out of habit: little slug.

"It's nothing, I'm just thinking about Verlaine and Rimbaud."

"..."

"?"

Zhong also answered Hei Shizai's words, but he didn't see Hei Shizai's response for a long time. He turned his head strangely, and was followed by Hei Shizai's chin.

Hei Shizai's index finger and thumb left marks on Zhongye's chin, and then he lowered his head and bit on Zhongye's lips. He licked Zhongye's lips carefully, making pleasant sounds wherever the tip of his tongue passed, but Soon he got Zhongye's resistance: "Are you disgusting, get out!"

"Zhongye, am I good enough?" Wu Jingzai personality just came out to make trouble at this time.

"Zhong also must have missed me." Bai Zai's personality couldn't bear the loneliness.

Of course, Zai, the leader of the crowd, disdains to associate with other personalities. He just sneaks a kiss on the face of Zhong Ye, and then turns back to the black Shi Zai personality again.

It's so annoying!

"You don't want to think about me, but you want to think about Verlaine and Rimbaud." Hei Shizai turned around and took two steps, then took off his coat, threw it casually, and threw it on the hanger: "Morning Knowing that I should have done nothing in the first place, so that Verlaine would never have a chance to come back."

"Yes, just like I should have kicked you to death back then, now I won't be disgusted by you every day." Nakaya said and made a particularly disgusting gesture, he really hates Osamu Dazai the most!

But this time it was rare that Hei Shizai was neither angry nor refuted. The man just continued to unbutton his sleeves one by one, taking it easy, as if everything was not painful or itchy: "Zhongye, whether it is Rimbaud or Verlaine, in fact, they are both very important in your heart, you can't lie to yourself."

"..." Zhong unconsciously stretched his neck, his back that was always straightened by him seemed to hold up all the toughness, but he always ignored the softest part of his heart: "Ah... Rimbaud is right To me it is indeed special, don't you know, to me... he is a relative like a father."

"It goes without saying for Rimbaud, but what about Verlaine?" Hei Shizai had already started to untie his tie, and he still turned his back to Zhongye, as if he was taking him step by step to discover the truest self.

"He... let him die!"

"But you do consider him a family member, don't you?"

"..."

"The more you treat him as a family member, the more painful and entangled it will be." Hei Shizai said, he finally turned around, and his two arms quickly supported Zhongye's side, imprisoning Zhongye His own chest and the square inch of the table.That eye seemed to overlook Zhongye's heart. He saw all of Zhongye's troubles, but he wanted to replace them with happiness: "This kind of emotion shouldn't belong to you."

As he said that, Hei Shizai's kisses poured in.

"Dazai..."

"Zhongya should always be the happiest, happy for everyone."

"Well, woo! No, you should be happy yourself."

As soon as Zhongye finished speaking, he was hugged by Hei Shizai onto the table, and Hei Shizai's body was squeezed between his legs, and he lifted his lower leg to rest on the shoulder that belonged to the fish alone.

"Then let's be happy together, Chuya."

"..."

"Give me your all and I will take you to heaven."

"...Um, ah, me, can I stay in the human world?"

"Why?"

"There is red wine in the world, eh!!"

-

For a long time, the black Tokizai personality has carried Dazai Osamu's crazy nature, but this does not mean that other personalities are not crazy, but other personalities are better at disguising.

But when facing Zhong Ye, all personalities are very sincere, especially at a certain time.

It's just that Hei Shizai was extra gentle this time.

The two of them ran from the table to bed at some point, and Hei Shizai was holding Zhongye in his arms at this time, playing puzzle games with Zhongye.Hei Shizai unilaterally watched Zhongye being tortured by blood, and occasionally mentioned something to pass the level smoothly, and Zhongye would raise his head and grin at him with a "hehe" like a child, full of satisfaction.

Hei Shizai hopes that they can do this every day...

But it seems that they don't need to be melancholy at all now, they are so happy every day.

"Ahhh, the time is almost up! Damn, hate! Eh——"

Zhongye clicked frantically on the screen with his fingers, but a hand was stretched out from the side of his face, and he helped him pass the level at the last second with a casual touch. Zai grinned while frowning: "Hey! I don't want to accept your help, this honor is meaningless!"

"Oh? Then I will quietly watch Zhongye fail next time." Hei Shizai smiled "hehe" and simply put away his fingers. The fingertips twirled twice on Zhongye's long hair. Some of the curly orange hair is even more curly, which looks more like a shepherd in Hei Shizai's eyes.

"...Well, hum!" Zhong also continued to lower his head to play with his phone angrily, but in the next second, Hei Shizai lifted his body and pressed the whole thing into his arms.He couldn't see anything now, all his facial features were glued to Hei Shizai's clothes, the smell of this guy's body flooded all his senses, Zhongya felt at ease for a moment, struggled for a few seconds, and recognized Hei Shizai to go.

- "Gameover!"

The game system rang a few minutes after the two embraced so intimately, but no one cared about it and had no time to care about it.Zhong Ye didn't suffocate to death in Hei Shizai's arms, he just yearned for such warmth.

Osamu Dazai is really gentle and warm.

Thinking about it, Zhong couldn't help but instinctively rubbed his face against Shizai's black clothes, his face was showing the smirk when he cleared the game, a person like him must never be invaded by a hundred ghosts.

Because, he obviously has light.

-

Makoto said she would notify her sister, but she also said before that her sister was seriously injured in the last fight against the Pyromo, and Zhong also felt that it would be okay to wait a little longer.

At this moment, he and Hei Shizai had been called out of the room, it was dark again, and everyone gathered at the coffee table in front of the TV to eat.

"Does it taste delicious to you?" Kunikida deliberately asked Chuya: "Actually, you should ask Ryunosuke Akutagawa to buy it for you. I'm afraid you won't be used to it."

"?" Nakaya quite likes to eat, even his actions are very gentlemanly, but he keeps reminding Kajii not to add any seasonings to the rice, and reminding Akutagawa Ryunosuke not to get angry when he eats, like a gangster in the port The No. 1 mother of the party, fully lives up to this title.

However, in fact, people have a more noble status.

"That's right, Miss Yokohama." Kunikida was actually teasing Chuya, they are already familiar with each other now, and Kunikida is usually too serious, it's rare that there is such a person that everyone wants to be rude to him, so naturally we can't miss this Chance.

But immediately after, as no one expected, Hei Shizai cast a death eye on Kunikida.Hei Shizai doesn't want to communicate with anyone in this office. This personality is not familiar with the big detectives of the Armed Detective Agency, and there is still a gap with those people in the port. The "mother" look at the dinner table.

"Some names are not what you can call them." Hei Shizai lowered his head, and the murderous voice paused every word.

"That's Miss Uchiba?" He and Xie Ye joined the battle, not only did they like to tease Chuya, but they also wanted to annoy Dazai.

Of course, Naka also had a much more intense reaction than Kuro Shizai. He immediately blew his hair, clenched one hand into a fist, and opened his teeth and claws at Yosano and Kunikida, but everyone smiled and looked at him, as if they had already put him in a fist. It's like a family.

Hei Shizai was naturally the one who watched the most carefully among the generals. His murderous aura gradually dissipated, and he showed a gratified smile instead.Now not only Zhong also feels happy, but he also feels very happy. Everyone is actually... treating them very well.It's rare these days that the supernatural beings share the same hatred, and no one mentions the old grievances and grievances.

They are all for Yokohama.

Of course, it is also for the loved ones who are most important to him.

-

Because the time of appearance of the pomo is not fixed, and it does not have any lair, this makes Chuya and Dazai very idle.The whole family gathered around the coffee table to eat, watching TV and chatting loudly, as if it was Chinese New Year.

Chuya was full at the moment, he put his hands in front of his calves, and sat on the sofa like a dog, with the corners of his mouth pursed up to his ears, and there was a very happy smile on his face.

"Hey, go to sleep after eating, why aren't you gaining weight yet?" Zhongya tugged at Kenji Miyazawa's ear, and Kenji Miyazawa fell asleep beside him again, while the others were still shouting, especially the The irascible Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Nakajima Atsushi lead.

"Zhongye, if the pomo sees you so happy, it will definitely feel that you are not up to date?" Hei Shizai is close to Zhongye's ear, and he is sitting next to Zhongye, with his left leg on his right. Really cool and handsome.

"..."

Hei Shizai suddenly mentioned the Porcupine Demon, but in fact Zhongye has been thinking about it for the past two days.He was silent for a few more seconds, and then looked into Hei Shizai's eyes and said, "Actually, the porcupine demon has his own reasons for doing things, but he has harmed people. The porcupine demon is the demon of the heart, or maybe the devil is the demon of the heart." Well, then let me overcome him!"

Nakaya once again pumped up his blood, he is indeed bringing fighting spirit to everyone all the time.

However, when Chuuya was just getting excited, his phone rang suddenly, and the ringtone of "Chuuuuya" completely interrupted Zhongya's good mood just now.

"Heh." Hei Shizai closed his eyes with disdain on his face. He particularly disliked Buthenzai's gruff tone, but it wasn't that he didn't want to try it.

"Moses Moses—"

Zhong Ye saw that it was an unfamiliar number, so he picked it up in a decent manner, but the voice on the other side was loud, and everyone could hear it clearly, it was a woman's voice.

- "Hello, Nakahara Chuya?"

"? Hello, yes! It's me." Chuya immediately sat up straight, and everyone became quiet. Kajii quickly turned off the TV, and only the other party could speak.

- "I'm Makoto's older sister, my name is Higa Kotoko, and I'm an exorcist."

"Ah..." Zhong Ye immediately looked at Hei Shizai happily, and he even shook his blood on the sofa before he responded seriously: "Hello! Miss Zhenqin told me about you before."

- "The porcupine will be back again soon, you do as I tell you now."

"Ah! Good!"

Zhongya stood up immediately, and everyone except Hei Shizai also entered the fighting state one by one, but they stopped their movements at the same time and looked at Zhongya again.

And Zhong Ye was dazed for a second, then exchanged glances with everyone, and then looked at Hei Shizai the next moment.That Hei Shizai was still sitting on the sofa, with an expression of extreme terror on his face, Zhong also felt, didn't he have been sharing the bed with the devil every day?

Kunikida patted Kajii, Kajii immediately returned to the computer, everyone recovered at the same time, and everyone was on alert.

In fact, this is the plot that everyone thinks of in the movie. The pomo is also intelligent. He will pretend to be Higa Kotoko to call people, and then lure humans into traps in wrong ways, and finally kill humans.

Chuya reminded Kajii to contact Makoto with hand gestures, whether her sister called Chuuya or not.

And Makoto quickly replied, the answer is: no.

Sure enough not!

So Zhong Ye let out a "heh", and simply followed the meaning of the poyao with words, but when he was preparing, he did the opposite completely, he just wanted to piss off the poyao.

The poo demon also turned off the lights during his call, and placed many bowls in every direction on the ground, and then sprinkled various seasonings on the ground.Of course, the Chinese also call this seasoning, but in fact it is salt.It is said that demons are afraid of salt, but Chuya does not agree with this sentence. After all, Osamu Dazai still eats salt every day, isn't that still good?

However, I have to say that the method of this pomo is really powerful, and the method he taught Zhongye seems so real, it is really difficult to judge whether it is true or not.If it wasn't for Chuya and the others to have the script in hand, they would have been easily deceived by this demon.

And the fake phone call of the Pyromo is still doing this and that in the instructions. Hei Shizai stood by the phone and watched. He watched everyone getting ready, his eyes slowly opened and closed, and he didn't know what was going on in his heart. What, in short, he just doesn't work.

"Sprinkle more!"

Chuya instructed Atsushi Nakajima with silent lip language, and Atsushi Nakajima also cooperated with spreading salt on the ground, while Ryunosuke Akutagawa looked disgusted, as if he was thinking about a serious question: Why didn't Mr. Nakajima ask me to do something? ?

Unexpectedly, at this moment, the lights in the office suddenly went out, the sky outside the window was completely dark, and all the light in the room disappeared, and everyone could only see each other's faces clearly with the brilliance of the street scene outside the window.

It's the porcupine demon coming.

"Here, he's here."

Chuya immediately became alert, he became cautious, and everyone else tensed their muscles, and the whole office fell into absolute silence for a moment...

It seems that even the sound of swallowing each other's saliva can be heard clearly.

"Boom-"

The strong wind was howling, and Chuya's hair was even blown disheveled. The great writers raised their arms to cover their faces. This soul demon has already attacked. I don't know what he will do when he sees his plan in vain. What kind of reaction?

Unexpectedly, when the strong wind came suddenly, Hei Shizai suddenly patted Zhongye on the shoulder, and he stepped forward quickly over Zhongye's body.

And Zhong Ye only felt that he was pressed hard by Hei Shizai's shoulders, and then he saw Hei Shizai kicked away all the things that everyone had just arranged, and then shouted: "This is his trap. In fact, with these things, you can , it doesn't matter whether it's positive or negative!"

Chuya's eyes widened immediately, and with the level of tacit understanding between him and Osamu Dazai, he understood Hei Tokizai's meaning without any reaction at all.So with the palm of Hei Shizai, they immediately shared 100 lucky points, Zhong also used the 100 lucky points to quickly activate the ability, he manipulated gravity in the blink of an eye, and destroyed all the things on the ground just now None left!

"Bastard, you didn't say it earlier!"

"Totally in time."

Hei Shizai smiled slyly, his eyes immersed in the dark night flickered coldly, as if he himself was the night ghost.Zhong Ye cursed, but he knew that there was indeed enough time, after all, they were both black.

Sure enough, Chuya suddenly destroyed all the materials. This sudden change completely enraged the pomo!The Porpoise Demon is setting off a strong wind to wreak havoc in the office at the moment, and it seems that Zhongye's annual card will come in handy again.

"I guess that the arrangement just now was actually the Porpomon's intention to lure you, and he wanted to completely possess you." Edogawa Ranpo said suddenly in the darkness: "But this time, his plan fell through."

I have to say that Edogawa's laughing voice was more or less terrifying in the darkness.

But what Luanbu said was right, the plan of the Pyromon fell through, so he was furious.

A powerful force roared up. Originally, the Porcupine Demon did not attack Zhongya, but this time he was obviously driven mad by Zhongya. For a moment, he was really overwhelmed. Although he couldn't see the demon, the demon had already rushed towards him.

This time, the Porcupine Demon was more ferocious than when he dealt with Verlaine and Rimbaud every time. Zhongye and Hei Shizai had no time to react, and Zhongye was blown away by the powerful demon force.Nakaya slammed his back against the wall. At this moment, he felt that all his internal organs were going to be smashed into a paste by the porcupine, and then he activated his supernatural power, and barely passed a few times with the porcupine, but he didn't know that "Boom" "After the sound, he was hit in the chest again in a trance.

And during the whole process, Hei Shizai never got the chance to contact Zhongye at all.Unexpectedly, the Pyromo even knows their skills clearly. The Pyromo deliberately separated the two blacks, as if he was afraid that Hei Shizai would trigger the title of "blasphemy". I suffered a big loss once.

"Zhongye!" Hei Shizai panicked, no matter what, he had to make physical contact with Zhongye, so that they could temporarily drive away the Poyao Demon.

Unexpectedly, the Porou Demon completely saw the thoughts of Hei Shizai and Zhongye. When the next attack was launched, there was only a loud "bang", and Zhongye was pushed out of the window directly by the Porou Demon. The glass of the glass was scattered, and Zhong was also taken aback, and quickly activated the ability, but who knows...

That Hei Shizai suddenly sneered: "Do you think you are smart? Actually, you are so stupid."

"?"

After saying that, Hei Shizai used 100 "speed" under everyone's gaze, and he ran quickly to the broken window of the balcony, followed by Zhong Ye who jumped off in one step.

"Eh? Hello!"

Zhong Ye, who was floating in the air, stared at Hei Shizai with wide eyes, and Hei Shizai rushed towards his body quickly, and immediately stretched out his arms to hug him tightly...

"Hey! You idiot!!!"

"boom--"

When Hei Shizai jumped down, for some reason, the skill point was not activated, and the system failed to switch, so he activated "Disqualification in the World" instead.So Hei Shizai naturally deflected Zhongye's gravity, fell downstairs with Zhongye in his arms, and hit the ground hard.

But in fact, when Hei Shizai discovered the bug, he turned the position of himself and Zhongye in a different direction. He wanted to bear Zhongye's weight by himself, and he would not be injured when he landed. After all, he has 100 defense points Woolen cloth.

Unexpectedly, he turned around again instinctively, and his back fell to the ground first, shaking his already mushy internal organs to the point of being scrapped.

"Pfft, cough cough...you, you stupid, you stupid!" Zhong Ye was a little disgusted by being crushed by Hei Shizai, but fortunately he thought it was made of plasticine, and the height was not enough to knock him over Anyway.

But Hei Shizai couldn't see that he was also injured, he cursed back: "You are an idiot! I already have 100 defense points, what are you still afraid of every time?"

Zhong also looked at Hei Shizai who was lying on his body and was almost instantly annoyed: "How do you know there will be no bugs? I don't want to make this bet, okay?!"

"..."

Hei Shizai was speechless for a moment, and he couldn't say a word for a while.He just lay on Zhongya's body like this, he stared at Zhongye's face closely, the glass shards were all over the ground under Zhongya's body, and there were even bloodstains on Zhongya's face and neck...

But his entire personality also understood at this moment how important Osamu Dazai was to Chuya.That being the case, how could Osamu Dazai not live well?

Regarding this matter, probably the leader who has the most say is Jai Inghe, who was originally born out of Osamu Dazai's fear of double black BE.

The gust of wind came again, and Chuya immediately stared: "He is coming!"

And Hei Shizai stood up from Zhongye, and then he fished Zhongye's waist into his arms with one hand, and took out the gun with the other.At this moment, Hei Shizai gradually became the leader from top to bottom in front of Zhongye, and it was time for the leader, Zai Xingge, to personally fight off this soul demon.

The author has something to say:

【What did Zhong Ye do? 】

Leader Zai: The middle is also a small scarf, warm.

Zhong Ye: ...

Bai Zai: The medium is also made of apples, delicious.

Zhong Ye: Go to hell.

Hei Shizai: The medium is also made of gunpowder, which is very spicy.

Chuya: Die!

Wu Zhenzai: In the middle is also a facial person, who can pose in various poses.

Chuya: Dead mackerel, I'll kill you right away!

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