Dazai always points the wrong skill points

At this time, the backstage of the arena was too chaotic. The lead singer not only spoke rudely to an accompanist just now, but even punched him.But don't forget that Zhongye's virtual identity is now a high school student, a minor.That is to say, in everyone's eyes, the lead singer just hit an underage student, and this student is very weak and pitiful.

"Crack".

The reporters took pictures one after another as a "commemorative", and it is estimated that tomorrow they will be able to send the lead singer to the headlines of all pages, but the lead singer's career as an artist will not continue in the future.

Of course, the punishment for the lead singer is not limited to this.

The sudden appearance of Hei Shizai's personality is tantamount to sending this person to the grave.

Seeing Hei Shizai holding Zhong Ye in his arms, he walked step by step in front of the lead singer, who was being controlled by Zhong Ye's gravity and couldn't move, and when he raised his head, he was greeted by Hei Shizai's cold killing intent eyes.

"You beat him like this, did you ask my guardian's opinion?!"

There was a "bang" before the words were finished, and Hei Shizai kicked the lead singer out, and the person fell to the ground with a "crackling" and rolled out in several circles.

"Crack-"

The reporters are still filming, but Hei Shijae is still not relieved, as he himself said: "I really want to pick up a gun and tell him to feel."

"Forget it, you!" Zhong Ye quietly pulled Hei Shizai's sleeve: "I always feel that I am a supernatural being bullying ordinary people, and we will accept it as soon as we are good."

Could Hei Shizai not know?Hei Shizai was more aware of the situation than Zhongye, but he still remembered the lead singer's eyes on Zhongye, and the hard punch he gave Zhongye just now.

Isn't this just an ordinary person who commits suicide?So what if they punched a few more times?

"And I've already hit his leg with gravity." Unexpectedly, Zhong Yahu whispered again: "Don't give him a chance to rely on us."

"..."

Hei Shizai couldn't help laughing when he heard that, Shuanghei Shuanghei, they are black partners that everyone fears.

"Mr. Dazai, I'm really sorry! We didn't expect such a thing to happen. Don't worry, we will definitely give you a satisfactory answer."

The person who came out to smooth things over was not the agent, but the manager of the company's agent department. It was already a great deal of face for him to come forward as a manager.

Although, Dazai and Zhong also don't need this face at all.

Hearing Hei Shizai's "hehe", he turned his head and said to the manager, "You have a mad dog that bites people, you can figure out what to do with it."

Then, Hei Shizai took Zhongya to the lounge, leaving a very imposing back view for everyone.

-

The manager didn't know what to order the manager, and the manager suddenly became very polite to Zhong.He was calling the doctor to come to the waiting room to see Chuya's injury, but what he didn't expect was that Chuya was not injured at all!

Of course Chuya won't get hurt, a punch from such an ordinary person is like a cockroach hitting him with all its strength, it's no wonder he gets hurt.

Even Osamu Dazai was not as strong as he used to tickle him.

But Zhong also couldn't reveal the fact that his physique was different from ordinary people, so he could only say: "Brother lead singer may be sick, he didn't use much strength in the first place. Don't be angry, brother manager, I'm fine."

Isn't there an award for this acting?

Yokohama Diva is worthy of being a Yokohama Diva, and her acting skills are also handed down by Dazai Osamu, the film king. Maybe she can also win a little gold medal?

"That's good, that's good. It's fine. But actually, it's not necessarily a bad thing. Now that the lead singer's beating has spread all over the Internet, we don't need to spend money to promote it. Zhongye you You have already been pushed to the top of the topic list, and you are completely popular before you debut." The manager also smiled meaningfully at Zhong, but he looked at Hei Shizai again: "Uh... But Mr. Dazai, what happened to your eyes? Who did you fight with?"

Should!

Zhong couldn't help but "hum" in his heart, he wanted to see how Hei Shizai would answer, calling Hei Shizai to be handsome?

However, Hei Sijae said: "A few people in the audience were talking about dirty things about my family just now. I got into a fight with them and accidentally hurt my eyes."

"hiss!"

Zhong Ye immediately turned his head and stared at Hei Shizai, and he quickly "talked on the phone" with Hei Shizai in his heart:

"Can't you take the bandage off? ! 』

Hei Shizai also bowed his head in time to answer:

『No, the bandage is the main body.Besides... that's cool. 』

"If you die in the second grade, forget it!" 』——Zhongye.

"The collar and hat were also taken off, and I took off the bandage?" 』—Hei Shizai.

"...Please continue to wear your main body. 』——Zhongye.

The two talked back and forth with brain waves for a few times, and then went to see the manager again.

"Ah, haha, sometimes the fans are really too much, but..." the manager pretended to be polite and said with a smile: "But today's show is indeed surprising. After he stepped down, many audiences didn't want to watch it, and the passion was gone. No more. I think... the most popular person this time must be Chuya, and we may have to talk about the signing of the contract, and then I will ask Mr. Dazai to cooperate."

"Don't worry." Hei Shizai let out a "hehe", he will naturally take care of these people.

"Then I won't bother you. I still have other artists to deal with." The manager withdrew after finishing speaking. He had such a good cash cow this time, so he naturally wanted to find a place to have fun secretly.

But Chuya snorted, he made a "squeak", and even felt a little nauseous: "This group of people can really say that the dead are alive. The artists under their hands don't care about life or death at all. When new ones come, they abandon the old ones." , There is no human touch in the replacement of the old and the new."

"Zhongye, what you said is too simple." Hei Shizai stopped pointing and didn't say much, then looked around, and sure enough, he saw the "white" combination looking towards Zhongye.

"Zhongye."

"Huh?" Zhong Ye was called by Hei Shizai's name, and he raised his head obediently in Hei Shizai's arms, but his tone was grumpy: "What are you doing?"

"Say hello to my sisters."

As Hei Shizai spoke, he straightened Zhongye's body, and Zhongye followed Hei Shizai's line of sight to look. What he saw were five beautiful girls.One of them he had just met was the backing singer sister, and the other four were "white" members.

Eunjoo of this girl group has a good relationship with the backing singer sister, so the backing singer sister is also there.

When their eyes met, the backing singer had already brought the girl group to Chuya.

"Yinzhu, this is Zhongye." The accompaniment singer took Zhongye's shoulders again: "Zhongye, these are your seniors, this is Yinzhu."

Zhong Ye raised his head and looked at the singers. I have to say, are the little girls now so tall?Especially when they wear high heels...

He really had to look up.

However, he also saw clearly the four members of the "White" group at a close distance. Yinzhu, the leader, is the heroine of their mission, and the other three are - the dance leader who dances very well, and the treble part. The soprano voice, and a good-looking appearance.

To be honest, Zhong also can't remember these people, but the only thing Zhong also remembers is the ending of these people in the movie...they all died.

"Zhongye?" Yinzhu smiled at Zhongye, she was only a shy high school boy among them: "Sings well."

"Humph."

However, the others didn't seem to like Chuya. They actually felt that Chuya stole their limelight. After all, without Chuya, they would be the ones who became popular this time.

"Don't do this." Yin Zhu, as the eldest sister in the group, reminded the three sisters with her eyes, but the three left quickly, not wanting to talk to Zhong Ye.

Seeing that her members were so disobedient, Yinzhu could only exchange a glance with her accompaniment singer, they both sighed and apologized to each other: "I'm sorry, they are in a bad mood."

"fine."

Of course, Zhong Ye didn't take it to heart, those three people were of poor quality, and they fought for the lead singer in the movie, but... the only pity is this Yinzhu and the accompaniment singer. not bad.It's just this silver bead...

She was originally an upright and compassionate girl, but in the end she was driven by fame and fortune and was cursed by a female ghost

"Congratulations, Zhongye, then we will see you later." Yinzhu had nothing to say, she greeted Zhongya, and then hurriedly chased after her three teammates.

Zhongye watched Yinzhu go away, he was still thinking if he could save Yinzhu, but the accompaniment singer suddenly said to Zhongye: "It's too late to quit now, Zhongye."

"? Huh?" Zhong was also taken aback by the sister's words: "I quit? Quit what?"

Hei Shizai, however, seemed to have seen through everyone's minds. He lowered his head and let out a "huh" with contempt on his face.

"You are still young, you are too simple, you are not suitable for this circle at all." The supporting singer sister sighed: "This circle will consume humanity."

"..."

"You're a good boy, I don't want to see you become like that." The accompaniment singer said earnestly, "So, I'm doing it for your own good."

After finishing speaking, the accompaniment singer turned her head up to look at Hei Shizai again: "Mr. Dazai, as an adult, you should not understand it? It is obviously not wise to make money from your brother's future."

"Oh?" Hei Shizai didn't show any expression, and he didn't want to respond.

But the accompaniment singer was still helpless: "I'm just making a suggestion. After all, it's your own business, and I have no right to stop it. Then I'll leave first, Mr. Dazai, please do it yourself."

After finishing speaking, the accompaniment singer also left in a hurry, and Zhongya and Hei Shizai went to see her back at the same time. In fact, this person is really nice.

"Hey." Zhong couldn't help shaking his head, he even put his hands on his hips: "I probably guessed why she didn't stop Yinzhu in the movie at the end."

"Oh? Why is that?"

Hei Shizai looked down at Zhongye with questioning eyes.

"She will remind, but she will not intervene, because this matter has nothing to do with her." Zhong Ye paused for a few seconds and shook his head with a wry smile: "This does not mean that she is unjust, she is just an ordinary person after all."

"Ah."

Hei Shizai looked around and saw that there were no other people in the lounge, not even a monitor, so he hugged Zhongye in his arms with the absolute advantage of his figure.

"Zhongye..." Hei Shizai's hair rubbed against Zhongye's neck, and his mouth bit Zhongye's collar intentionally or unintentionally: "I miss you."

"We should be together every day!"

"I was off stage just now, but I feel that the distance between me and you is too far away."

Okay, Hei Shizai's love story is a little fresher than Wu Jingzai's.

Zhong Ye sighed, and had no choice but to comfort him: "Of course I won't sing some songs to others! Idiot."

His chin was suddenly lifted by Hei Shizai, well, this was done by Chuya himself, he had to bear it himself!

however……

"you!"

The door was suddenly pushed open, and Chuya subconsciously pulled Hei Shizai off him, but he was relieved when he saw the people at the door, it was Verlaine and Rimbaud.

Are Zhongye's requirements so low now?As long as he is an acquaintance, he can breathe a sigh of relief? !

"Hey, why are you here?" Chuya jumped from the front of the table to Rimbaud. Just like that, isn't he a good dancer?

Rimbaud and Verlaine both laughed when they saw Chuya. Rimbaud said: "We felt the distortion of the movie, so we came to see it. But since you are here, we can rest assured."

"En." Zhongya raised his head to look at the tall and big Verlaine again, but he couldn't cry out.

"Exactly, come home with us when you're done with your work," Verlaine said.

"?"

"It's too cold here, I'm going to wait for you in a warm place, please do your best~" Rimbaud said and left with Verlaine, but when they reached the door, they turned around and said, "You'd better stay away from the enemy." point."

After finishing speaking, the two left chatting and laughing, and Zhong Ye was speechless. He really felt that these two people who had been resurrected from the dead were a bit difficult to deal with.

"Verlaine was killed by Rimbaud and then revived. It can be regarded as paying Rimbaud's life. They are happy now." Hei Shizai walked over: "But since they want to snatch the dog from me, they have to weigh it Weigh it, I don't mind sending them another ride."

"Hi!" But Chuya turned his head and said, "I think I'll give you a ride first."

-

The lead singer humiliated and beat people in public. This matter is very serious. Sure enough, within half an hour, he became the top hit on the Internet. At the same time, many members of other groups added fuel and jealousy. They even said that the lead singer harassed and forced him to be a backup dancer .

"People's hearts are unpredictable." When Hei Shizai saw the comments on the Internet, he couldn't help reminding Zhongye: "Zhongye, don't think you have supernatural powers, but in fact, if you really play tricks with ordinary people, you can't do it. .”

"Eh?"

Zhong didn't understand the meaning of Hei Shizai, but he saw luck in Hei Shizai's eyes.

Hei Shizai was naturally rejoicing that he also met himself.

Zhong also met Osamu Dazai, he only needs to be deceived by Osamu Dazai, and the rest will be blocked by Osamu Dazai with his bare hands.

At this moment, the manager is issuing measures to deal with the lead singer. All the artists participating in the competition tonight are present, and Zhongya and Hei Shizai are also listening in the last position.

"He has caused great reputation and economic losses to the company due to his personal misconduct. We will demand compensation from him according to the contract and terminate the contract afterwards." The manager said to other artists solemnly: "I also I hope others can take this as a warning, you and your teammates are grasshoppers on the same rope, don't think about calculating your teammates all day long!"

-"Yes."

- "Yes, manager."

The manager and the several brokers under him looked at each other, and then relaxed their attitude, with a smile on his face. In fact, he might have already burst into laughter in his heart: "Also, there is a newcomer in our company today. ——Student Chuya Nakahara!"

The manager suddenly pointed at Chuya, who was at a loss when his name was called.He said "Eh?", and then he saw everyone looking at him, some of them were smiling and some were jealous, but the laughing people were obviously more difficult to get in touch with.

"Student Zhongye is still a high school student, and the person next to him is his cousin and also his guardian." The manager said, the excitement on his whole face could no longer be concealed: "Student Zhongye has sung live just now. , then you don’t need to accept the audition session, from now on you will all be fellow apprentices, you seniors should take good care of him.”

-"……Um."

-"oh."

"I have an idea now. When we go back to our company, we will also conduct a selection process, so that we can formulate the next packaging plan." After the manager finished speaking, he asked everyone to adjourn the meeting, and they can go to work on their own.

The manager also took the initiative to find Zhongya and Hei Shizai at this time, and he explained his plan, saying that he wanted to launch a personal solo with Zhongya.

Of course that's fine, Zhong doesn't need to get along with others in the group, so isn't Hei Shizai happy?

He readily agreed to this.

However, Zhongye and Hei Shizai also saw various bosses behind the manager. Those people didn't know what they were discussing, and they even cast strange glances at Zhongye.

"I really want to blow their eyes out."

Zhong also stretched and said.

Hei Shizai smiled "hehe" and said, "I want to blow them all up."

-

The two of them finally finished today's work, and the task this time could not be solved in a day.So Hei Shizai took Zhongye to eat dessert, and the two bought a lot of things before going home.

But this time the expenses were out of pocket, because Hei Shizai didn't remember Wu Jingzai's bank card password.

Such a clumsy excuse is easy to believe. The truth is that Wu Zhenzai has no money, and he can't spend it even if he has a password.

It's too embarrassing, Hei Shizai is going to turn back into Wuzhen.

But when the two returned to the stronghold, the picture was still very beautiful.When he was in the elevator, Shizhong was extra merciful, he raised his hand to feed Hei Shizai a piece of sugar flower, which was naturally begged by Hei Shizai Laipi himself.After that, Zhong also raised his head to taste the candy bar, but the elevator door opened mechanically in the blink of an eye.

So when everyone saw them, it looked like Hei Shizai was looking down at Zhongye with eyes full of sweetness, and Zhongye stuffed the candy into his mouth with a look of enjoyment.

This picture is really a benefit for CP fans headed by Mori Ogai, right?

But at this time, the butei base is also very lively, the song that Zhongye sang on the stage today is being played on a loop in the room, and Hei Shizai suddenly regains his energy when he hears it, he can still ride on Zhongya for another 100 years!

?

Why do you seem to be driving suddenly?

"Hey! Why are you listening to this?!" Zhong also jumped into the office with sugar in his mouth, and then he handed over the dessert in his hand to everyone. Hei Shizai was not angry.The so-called "candy is shared, but China is not shared." This is exactly the truth.

"We're going back and forth to observe the live video repeatedly."

"..."

Well, Kajii's argument is well-founded, and Chuka couldn't refuse it.

"Mr. Chuya, you are amazing!" Atsushi Nakajima and Kenji Miyazawa admired him so much at the moment, they even wanted Chuya's autograph, but this time Kuro Shizai would not agree.

why?

Because the font is also a part of Chuya!

Hongye, and Yosano are actually very excited, and they already have a common topic now!

That is……

They are all fans of Zhongye's sister.

Kunikida also asked at the time: "Then what are we?" He was asking about him and Edogawa Ranpo.

"You?" Hongye looked at the two of them, and then went to look at Fukuzawa Yukichi: "You always want to rob people from us, of course it's an illegitimate meal."

"..."

However, compared to Butei's colleagues, the port mafia members are very calm, because they are used to it.

Unexpectedly, Hei Shizai still threw a proposition to Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "Why don't you watch this video? Do you think your senior's singing is not good?"

Akutagawa is also an honest child, so he hurriedly explained: "No, I often hear Mr. Chuya sing and see Mr. Chuya dance. The stage is not as beautiful as a real person."

"..."

Akutagawa, you fell for it.

But just when Hei Shizai was jealous, Zhongye said angrily: "Hey! Why are you always attacking him?"

"I don't think I said anything."

Hei Shizai couldn't help but feel that Zhong Ye was too protective of the calf.

"Chuya! Come here and look at the topics on the Internet." Kunikida called Chuya, because he didn't want to have a word with Dazai Osamu other than Buteizai. Said they were all strangers.

In fact, it is also due to these personality traits, and it is estimated that only Zhongye can bear it.

Zhongye let out a "hey" sound. He wanted to go to see the computer, but Hei Shizai took the first step and blocked the computer firmly with his 1.8-meter body, so Zhongye couldn't even get close.

"What are you doing?!" Zhong also felt that Hei Shizai was inexplicable, what's there to grab?

But he didn't see it. Hero Shizai was actually blocking the computer and glaring at Kunikida at this moment.

Kunikida was also stunned by Hei Shizai, did he do something to provoke Chuya?

But Hei Shizai raised his finger and poked at the screen, which showed defamation of Zhongye and some obvious insulting words.

That's right, sex words.

Kunikida froze for a moment, he nodded apologetically, and understood what Kuro Tokizai meant.

"These people are really..." Atsushi Nakajima was also very upset when he figured it out: "Mr. Nakaya didn't do anything, why did he attract so many people who don't know what to do?"

"Huh?" Zhong also took a step forward, but Hei Shizai had already closed the webpage, and Zhong Ye didn't see anything.

Hei Shizai warned Kajii with a cold handsome face: "10 minutes, I'll give you 10 minutes, if I can still see this kind of post after 10 minutes...you can figure it out."

"Ah... yes." Kajii was afraid of death for Osamu Dazai!

Who said Osamu Dazai was gentle? !

also said in.

"Some of them should be sailors bought by other artists." Kunikida smiled apologetically at Chuya: "There are still many people who like you very much and say that you sing well."

"Of course! Hmph, don't even look at who I am!" Chuya turned his head and walked away. This one was happy and "hummed", and he seemed in a good mood.

But in fact, everyone understands that Zhong is also the only one among them who lives in a chaotic world, suffers all the joys and sorrows of human emotions, but always maintains a childlike heart.

It's better not to catch that kind of thing in his eyes.

And Zhong also doesn't even go online to search for himself.

"After the mission is over, their memories can be erased, and they won't remember what Chuya looked like." Yosano looked at Hei Shizai comfortingly: "Don't worry."

Hei Shizai didn't speak, and turned around to sit next to Zhongye.

At this time, Zhongya was sitting on the sofa humming a song. He really liked music, and it seemed that he couldn't sing enough.

Of course, Zhong also especially likes rock and roll.

Hei Shizai just sat beside him, and he listened carefully, as if he was listening to something from outside.

"Zhongye."

"Ok?"

Nakaya was interrupted by Hei Shizai, who turned his head to look at Osamu Dazai while eating sugar flowers, his big blue eyes did not contain any impurities, and all the personalities of Osamu Dazai wanted to ask: This kind of person Is it real?

"...It's okay." When Hei Shizai saw these eyes, he couldn't say anything.

"Mr. Nakaya, if you are not a supernatural being, then you must be a particularly dazzling singer, right?"

Miyazawa Kenji lay down next to Chuya again, so why do they look like a family of three?

But Zhong also didn't even think about it, and immediately denied: "No."

"Why not?" Atsushi Nakajima was obviously curious: "You like singing and dancing so much, and your external conditions...it's just right for you to be a singer."

Zhong also let out a sigh of relief, and turned his head to meet Hei Shizai's eyes: "There is an idiot who would not agree, right?"

"If Mr. Nakaya wasn't a supernatural being, how could he have met Mr. Dazai?" Atsushi Nakajima regretted after asking, isn't this a bit hurtful?

But Chuya didn't care at all. Instead, he smiled calmly: "You have seen all kinds of parallel worlds, and you still ask why? I still want to ask why! Who can tell me why?!"

Why is it that no matter what Zhongye's identity is or where he is, he can always be with Osamu Dazai?

This is really... too weird.

"middle……"

"Don't be an example~~ Don't be an example~~ Don't be an example~"

"..."

Hei Shizai hadn't finished speaking when his cell phone rang.What is this ringtone?It is clearly the cute voice that Chuya made when he was coerced!

"Can't you change the ringtone?" Zhong also had no choice but to ask with words.

But: "No."

Black time slaughter he likes it!

I like all the characters of Osamu Dazai~

However, after Hei Shizai answered the phone with a smile, he listened silently to the other party's words, and the expression on his face cooled down even more, and all the smiles just now disappeared in an instant.

"...why, what's the matter?" With just this expression, Zhong Ye was afraid for a few seconds.

finally!Hei Shizai said in a cold voice, "Send you off? Yes, I can send you to die soon."

"Snapped!"

Hei Shizai turned off his cell phone, his entire face turned blue with anger.Unexpectedly, before everyone had time to ask, a person walked in from the half-open door: "Oh, what a big family... Uh, who are you all from Zhongye?"

Is it a broker? !

"How did you come?"

Nakaya stood up with a bang, but Kunikida said first, "Brother."

……

"Yes, brother." Edogawa Ranpo said.

"Uh...brother?" Atsushi Nakajima, you may not see tomorrow's tiger food!

However, at this time, everyone looked at Ryunosuke Akutagawa together.

"?" Akutagawa rolled his eyes, his whole face was paler than usual: "I..."

"He is too!" Unexpectedly, Kenji Miyazawa smiled "hee hee", and he actually helped Akutagawa get rid of it!

Zhong Ye's entire face was already in flames, but he didn't dare to lift the roof of the house in front of outsiders, so he had to swallow his anger for the time being!

"Ha, that's really... a lot of brothers." The manager smiled, and then he lowered his head and talked to Hei Shizai as if he was dying: "Mr. Dazai, did you just receive a call?"

"..." Hei Shizai didn't even raise his head.

"Boss, he wants to invite Zhong Ye for dinner tomorrow night, so you can just send him downstairs to the boss's house, and I will send you the address in a while."

"..."

"Afterwards, Zhongye's solo decision can be made." The manager lowered his head and grinned, "This is a rare opportunity for Zhongye."

Everyone wanted to beat this agent to death almost instantly, and everyone wanted to throw this agent directly to the port mafia building!

And Hei Shizai suddenly said: "This is indeed a rare opportunity, I want to completely erase your existence." Hei Shizai stood up suddenly while speaking, and he immediately ordered Kajii: "Delete all the data about him, and put the other A broker's information entry system."

"Yes!" Kajii thought for a while, then turned around and asked, "Another manager? Who is it?"

Just when everyone looked at Hei Shizai, Hei Shizai turned white from bottom to top: "Of course it's me."

"..."

The author has something to say:

【What play? 】

Baek Jae: Manager vs. Superstar play!

Wu Zhenzai: Yes!

Leader Jae: It’s the same as—leader vs cadre, isn’t it delicious?

Hei Shizai: You don't smell good, next.

Baek Jae: Chuya said something wrong today, I settled it.

Wu Jingzai: Zhong Ye, go lie down.

Bai Zai: Today someone is looking at you again, so I'll settle it.

Wu Jingzai: Zhong Ye, go lie down.

Bai Zai: Zhong Ye, look, it's another scandal.

Wu Jingzai: Zhong Ye, go lie down.

Hei Shizai: Zhong Ye, go lie down.

Chuya: Go to hell! ! ! ! !

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