The years of being a bottle tree spirit

Then, when the ghost lamp clearly refused to help, Mu Ping had no choice but to launch a seductive attack on the Zashiki boys: "One son and two sons, there are many benefits to being my daughter! There will be many beautiful clothes for you to wear."

"One son?"

"Second son?" The two frightening and cute Zashiki boys asked in unison in confusion.

Mu Ping remembered that Gui Deng hadn't named the two children yet, so he glanced at Gui Deng and replied with a little guilty conscience: "It's Gui Deng who gave you names! You are the first son, you are the second son. Do you like this name? Don't you like it? Let the ghost lamps be picked up for you again."

Anyway, the name is indeed given by Ghost Lantern [the name given by Ghost Lantern in the anime] She is not lying!While thinking, Mu Ping introduced the new names of the Zashiki boys according to the order in which the ghost lamps were named in the anime, and felt guilty and dared not look at the ghost lamp's eyes now.

"Since Lord Ghost Lantern took it, it's fine! I'll call it a son from now on."

"Then I'm the second son." The two Zashiki Wardens are just like in the anime, and they have a high degree of affection for the ghost lamp. They are obviously speechless about the name, but they readily admit it.

Mu Ping saw that they only admitted their names, but didn't ask whether they agreed or not, so he hurriedly tempted him further: "And the craftsmanship of the ghost lamps at home is super good, as our daughter, she can eat red bean rice every day!"

"No, I still want to be Lord Ghost Lantern's reserve bride."

"I also want to be Lord Ghost Lantern's reserve bride." Facing the temptation of red bean rice, the first son and the second son stood up strong.

What they said made Mu Ping a little confused: "What is a reserve bride?"

"It's after you divorce Lord Ghost Lantern."

"We have a chance." The first son and the second son made a super scary speech, which is really scary for those who don't know them.

Ghost Lantern gloated at this and said, "Congratulations for not finding your daughter. You have found two opponents for yourself."

After hearing this, Mu Ping was speechless. After thinking about it, she simply went to the kitchen to bring out the red bean rice and rice cake soup that Ghost Lamp made before going to the human world in the morning, opened the steaming lid and said, "You guys smell it, don't you?" Very fragrant? As long as you agree, you can have dinner now!"

"If we don't agree."

"Aren't you going to give us to eat?" Wen Yan, the first son and the second son looked at Mu Ping expressionlessly with pitch-black emptiness and no pupil-like eyes, as if they were saying that you would not give us red beans with their appearance. Rice, rice cake soup, we'll just curse you, uh... Although they don't have any ability to curse, this look can really scare people to death, no wonder even Momotaro has been tricked.

Mu Ping, who was not very courageous, was stared at by the two little guys, and his mind was full of temptations. He immediately made a gesture of respect, and stretched out his hand to say hello: "You two, please use it."

The first son and the second son looked at each other, and immediately picked up the bowl and started to eat.

Mu Ping was next to him and burst into tears. The first and second sons in the animation are so cute, but how can the first and second sons in reality become more and more terrifying! ┭┮﹏┭┮Her daughter flew away.

"You are called Ye Gonghaolong. You are really a little free if you want to raise a monster like them who has lived for an unknown number of years as your daughter."

The wide tears in Mu Ping's heart are about to turn into waterfall tears, o(╥﹏╥)o what should she do if she bought several cabinets of girls' clothes?

No wonder the two little fellows said that they were of the same kind as ghost lamps. Just when Mu Ping thought so, the first son and the second son said separately: "Although I can't be your daughters, it's okay to live in your house."

"Just living in your house, can we wear those beautiful clothes you mentioned?"

"Yes, yes, of course!" The very coaxable Mu Ping agreed happily, and immediately stood up, ready to go back to the room and find some good-looking sets for the two of them to change into.

Seeing this, the ghost lamp reminded: "Mu Ping, they are zashiki boys. If you let them stay, if they are unhappy with your life or your attitude towards work, they will move out of the house. According to their rules, we will The family will go bankrupt!"

"Then let them live happily all the time! You are a workaholic. As long as I have time, I work very hard. The children in the family are very similar to you in terms of work, not like Master Bai Ze." Afraid of their judgment!" Mu Ping said indifferently.

It is said that as the big landlord of Taoyuan Township, the super big landlord of Hell, the super big landlord of the Soul Realm, and the entire Curse Void Realm, they belong to their family, and the bottle star and his family also belong to the type of super big landlord. Under such a situation, Mu Ping can't imagine How about going bankrupt at their house!

By the way, Su Nuo is also a super landlord in the Japanese human world. If the Ghost Mu family is to go bankrupt, the rules of the Zashiki Boys must radiate to the entire Japanese human world, bottle star, heaven and hell, and the soul world. Everywhere!Are their rules that strong?

The first son and the second son heard what Mu Ping said, and the two little guys who had finished eating red bean rice and rice cake soup super quickly looked at each other, and immediately ran around their house, walls, ceilings and roofs quickly. ...

"Tsk! They have already started to check the site, and now they can't even send it away." Gui Deng said casually at first, and then suddenly said: "After I bring them back in the plot, I won't let them go. Have you tried the scumbag beast Baize in Taoyuan Township, which one is better, their rules or the detailed omens of the divine beast?"

"Yeah! That's right! Lord Bai Ze had to move once to solve the problem." Mu Ping, who was watching one son and two sons running around the house, worried about their injuries, replied casually, and then realized that he regretted it. Cover your mouth.

However, Ghost Lamp, who had already heard it clearly, immediately said with a dark smile: "Moving? It seems that even the beast that symbolizes the omen cannot win the rules of Zashiki Doji! Haha..."

"Ahhh! It's not that they are stronger than Master Bai Ze, it's that Zashiki Warji's rules are stronger if they are inside the house, and of course Master Bai Ze is stronger if they are outside." Mu Ping hurriedly explained, and then complained: "And can you stop laughing like that? It sounds super scary."

"Tsk! I should have sent them to that guy Bai Ze to stay for a few days first." The ghostly ghost said a little unwillingly. Obviously, even if thousands of years have passed, the long-standing grievance still made him feel uncomfortable about playing tricks on Bai Ze. Have fun.

At this moment, Mu Ping felt speechless, the ghost lamp was real, he acted like a child when he encountered Mr. Bai Ze.

…………

After the Zashiki boys moved in, the house really became hot. The two naughty little guys went to play around the Yan Mo Hall during the day, and sometimes played tricks on the family at home at night, asking the family to play with them.

Sometimes I would go to the dormitory to coax Xiaobai and the others, and occasionally even go to the women's tea party held by Axiang Niutaumamian and the others, but at home I often couldn't see them, probably only The red bean rice served on time can attract them to go home on time.

Ghost Lamp, who said that he would never let two more Zashiki warji be daughters in the family, treats them two much better than his sons. He will give pocket money, buy toys for him, and watch them with them when he has time. Storybook, read to them the contents of the storybook.

They will not even be forced to go to Wannian Primary School like other children. This is a treatment that other children do not have. Even Giotto, who has the best personality and the most loving personality, cannot escape the elite education of Wannian students. , one can imagine how much Ghost Lantern loves one son and two sons.

So gradually Mu Ping began to get used to the various changes in the house after the Zashiki boys moved in, and was not surprised that they occasionally went to their bedroom at night to play on rocking chairs, play with ghost lamps and collect things.

On this day, Mu Ping suddenly saw the two of them spread out a book around the table to read, thinking that the two little guys are not familiar with the fonts, and most of the time when reading books, she or Ghost Lantern would have to read to them, so she hurried over I want to read a storybook to my two little ones.

As a result, as soon as I probed, I saw a photo of her talking with Hamura printed in the wide-open book, and around the photo was written an unbelievable title in a shocking style that is outdated in modern times.

The title was so shocking, Mu Ping couldn't help picking it up curiously and read: "Shocked! His Royal Highness Tianzhi Yushu finally got tired of His Excellency the Assistant Officer, did you take action against him? Recently, the editor accidentally passed by a barbecue shop.

His eyes accidentally glanced at His Highness the Royal Tree of the Sky who was dining with a handsome young man with silver hair and silver eyes in the barbecue restaurant. The two talked and laughed intimately throughout the whole process.

It is understood that this handsome young man also works in the Yan Mo Hall. He is the fifth assistant Otsutsuki Yumura under His Excellency the First Assistant Official of Hell. Not only does he have an outstanding appearance, but he also has amazing strength. It seems that the Fifth Assistant Official wants to... ..."

"Small editor? The gossip cat of Maotansha, it seems that I can make a shamisen recently." Just as Mu Ping was laughing at the nonsense and made-up content in this magazine, a strong and powerful hand came from above her head. Reached out, and took away the magazine in her hand, the owner of this big hand is really Mrs. Ghost Lantern who is in a ghost state.

He looks like he's angry?Even without reading the content, he directly aimed at the author's name, Xiaopan, I always feel a little familiar, ah!Isn't that the poor cat in the Ghost Lantern anime, every time he appears on the stage, he is secretly shaken by the ghost lantern, and he is so abused that he vomits blood when he sees the ghost lantern's face?

It cultivated into a cat again, and went to hell to become a gossip cat?But I didn't expect to gossip on my head, feeling a little complicated, Mu Ping looked at the dark-faced ghost lamp a little speechlessly, pointed to the magazine in his hand and asked, "Shall I explain? I just occasionally Hungry.

I saw ordinary barbecue on the way home from work, and I thought it tasted better than homemade ones, so I bought some and tried it. It happened that Mr. Hamura also went to buy some current wine and vegetables after work, so I ate it in front of the barbecue grill. We met face to face, chatted casually, did not eat together, did not chat and laugh happily. "

The author has something to say: Ghost Lamp: I didn't ask you to explain!

Mu Ping: Then why did you wait until I finished speaking.

Ghost Lantern: Even if you said it, I can't interrupt it!

Mu Ping: Oh?

Ghost Lantern: Is it really just a chance encounter?

Mu Ping: Huh!Just knew you wanted to hear it!

Ghost Lamp: ...