The years of being a bottle tree spirit

Of course, getting revenge from ghosts and gods can be solved by more than just this, so the next day Mu Ping was delighted to see that Xiaopan made headlines again. The joyful news of the dish-to-payment.

The third day was even more bizarre. Xiaopan didn’t take the initiative to go to Yan Mo Hall to find trouble with the ghost lamp and wanted to write gossip about him. Residents sent to the hospital made headlines.

The fourth day, the fifth day... In short, most of the hell headlines have been occupied by the little judge for most of the week. It can be seen how small-minded ghosts and gods make people speechless. Please sympathize with the little judge for a few seconds!Although it is also wrong to write those gossip.

So until the ghost lamp's [-]-day weekend came, Mu Ping went out on a date for the first time in his life, dressed up, was held by the ghost lamp and led to the hottest food street in hell. After entering a hot pot restaurant, he saw that he was listless The little judge has cat ears hanging down.

The two tails flicked on the floor full of frustration. After seeing the ghost lamp, the cat actually sprayed a mouthful of blood on the spot. revived.

Seeing this, Mu Ping couldn't help being surprised and asked Ghost Lantern, "Isn't this the gossip editor? Why are you here?"

"Oh! I think its camera skills are good, let it come over and take a picture for us." After the ghost lamp answered, he stared at the judge with a dark belly and asked, "What's wrong with you vomiting blood when you see me recently?"

"Nothing!" Xiaopan said with a strong face, but the tail expressed its attitude honestly┭┮﹏┭┮It doesn't want to see this terrible ghost again, but it seems to be targeted, how to break it?

Seeing that it was exactly the same as in the animation, Mu Ping couldn't help but smile and knelt down and stretched out his hands to knead it, saying: "Ghost lamps are basically friendly to small animals, as long as you don't Write some nonsense about him, and he won't deliberately play tricks on you."

"Do you think the extent of these few days is just teasing?" Hearing this, the little judge's hair was blown up, and his two tails were as straight as an antenna pole: "First, he deliberately led me to the big judge's room, and made me so angry that I leaked, so that others The reporter secretly photographed me, and told Granny Duoyi that I would take a photo album for her, and asked Granny Duoyi to bring a bunch of hot clothes..."

Listening to Xiaopan's rants so angry that it exploded, maybe it's the fun of teasing cats!Mu Ping reminded with a bit of bad intentions: "Of course it's a trick! If you are a humanoid monster or something, you will probably be sent to the gate of the Izanna Beauty Palace as a pillar!"

"……"All right!What His Highness Mu Ping said makes sense, should it be thankful that it was not made into a wick for hellfire?Thinking of this, Xiao Pan immediately relaxed the mentality that had just exploded, and said weakly: "Forget it... stand up quickly, I will start filming!"

"No! It's unnatural to take pictures like this. After a while, you will secretly take pictures of us eating as if you accidentally found us out on a date..." After Ghost Lantern explained the type of photo he wanted, he suddenly pinched the back of Xiao Pan's neck .

He brought it up in front of his eyes and warned: "You should know what kind of photo I want. If you dare to make a mistake, it happens that there is a shamisen pendant made by Maoyou in Yanmo Hall. interest."

"I know... I know!" Ah!No, looking at his face up close, my stomach started to hurt again. I don't know that some villagers and monsters have the same feeling as him, so Xiaopan agreed in frustration.

So obviously Mu Ping felt that they were out on a date, and it turned out that they were posing for pictures while eating, with Yuanyang Guo and Gui Deng's favorite sake, and this guy Gui Deng asked Xiaopan to take a bunch of photos, and then found out the best of them. The satisfied one was handed over to Xiaopan, and the others were put away by himself.

Mu Ping, who still doesn't know what ghost lamp is up to, is puzzled when he sees this: "Why did you give it the photo?"

"Hey... I am more friendly to small animals. It said that there is no material recently, so I will help it once." Ghost Lantern was serious, and he couldn't even see the slightest mood swing. Nonsense.

Hearing what he said, Mu Ping felt something was wrong all the time, but he couldn't figure out what was wrong, so he had to let it go and continue to enjoy the rare fun of eating hot pot in the restaurant. Not to mention, it was different from when he was at home. A feeling of flavor addition.

Then the next day, she saw the headlines of the news magazines, and saw that the photo that Ghost Lantern specially selected for the gossip cat and Xiaopan hung on it yesterday, and then she realized what was wrong. News counts.

She also deliberately used the headlines from all hell to occupy the page, which is too much of a waste of public resources, but Xiaopan’s photography skills are really good, she took beautiful pictures of herself, and the ghost lamp even gave a faint elegance to the pictures, this is the first time for her I saw this characteristic in the ghost lamp.

After Ghost Lamp gets off work today, ask for this photo to collect!Best photo ever on a first date!Very collectible!Mu Pingle thought about it, and finally got the photo, but the news about her and the ghost lamp fell like heavy snow the next day.

The whiteness is so clean that there is no trace of it anymore, which made Mu Ping, who didn't know that the ghost lamp had committed another narrow-mindedness, couldn't help being surprised, and even felt that he didn't have a hot search physique, so he was pushed to the headline position by the ghost lamp. There is no sense of existence, and it will cool down the next day.

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After having Xiaobai, Xiaopan, Zashiki Doji and the others in the days of hell, Ghost Lantern and Mu Ping are completely warmed up, especially the naughty Zashiki Doji and the self-acquainted and a little bit of Xiaobai. What a joy to be together!

And Xiaobai is simply too cute, he is as loyal and loving to the ghost lamp as he is to Momotaro, every day after work, he will run to the ghost lamp and stay in front of the ghost lamp until the time to rest, according to Xiaobai's words, it just walks here after work, Ling Muping couldn't help but feed it delicious food.

Ghost Lantern, who already loves small animals, can't help but take special care of him, Liuli Nan, and Kakisuke. He even bought an animal mobile phone for the three a few days ago. The two are very good, Xiaobai... Xiaobai actually buried his phone in the soil.

Because it feels that it will go to the ghost lamp every day, and it doesn’t need a mobile phone to talk at all, and it is not interested in the programs on the phone. As for the things that the ghost lamp gives it, it should be cherished. Well... In the heart of a cute dog, good things are of course To bury and hide.

Probably Xiaobai is the kind who will never have Internet addiction or mobile phone family, but the kind of behavior that goes to the ghost lamp every day without talking about it, really makes people like it very much. Even the children at home treat Xiaobai and them differently, and will take them to play everywhere when they have time...

After the family had eaten their fill that day, Ghost Lantern, who was crooked on the bed and watching TV with the children, suddenly remembered something, and said to Mu Ping who was cleaning his ears, "Oh! By the way, I am on the way back from an inspection today. , I met a crane with its head stuffed into a tree hole and couldn't get out, it's strange that there are such stupid cranes in hell now!"

"Pfft!" Hearing this, Mu Ping couldn't help laughing out loud. While trying to control her hands not to shake, she jokingly said, "Hey! Ghost Lantern, have you heard of a popular story in the Japanese world called Crane Repaying Grace?" ?”

"Ogasang, which one did you say had a diseased head and shaved off its own hair? I've heard of it!" Before Ghost Lamp could speak, Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help but join their conversation.

Goudan's beautiful eyes blinked: "I've heard this story too, Odusan, do you think she will come tonight?"

"It will definitely come! That's the crane!" Mu Ping, who knew the plot, thought that since Xiaobai, Xiaopan, and Zashiki Boys all came ahead of time, it is not surprising that the story of the crane will be advanced. It was really daring for Xianhe to trick Ghost Lantern, she couldn't help but smile: "Ghost Lantern, congratulations, you're going to have an affair tonight."

Ghost Lantern glanced at the cheerful Mu Ping, turned over and exposed the other ear in front of her before saying: "If the object is not you, what is it called Aventure!"

"Hey!" Mu Ping, who was suddenly confessed in front of the children, almost dropped the ear picks, couldn't help pinching his sharp ears, and said angrily, "Don't talk nonsense in front of the children."

The Zashiki boy at the side felt strange, and couldn't help but said in amazement: "We have also heard the story of the crane repaying favor in the human world."

"Why is it an affair?" One son and two sons were lying on the large toy, shaking their little feet, and asked one after the other.

Hearing that Ghost Lantern didn't even have to think about it, he said, "According to the routines of our Japanese folk stories, if the hero is not the old man, things will develop into a rescued animal who came to marry you. According to the law of hell According to the law, if I take it in for one night, it will be the same as tacitly acquiescing to the marriage relationship, don't forget that I am not an old man."

"Well! After all, it was difficult for a poor man in ancient times to marry a wife, so he couldn't help but imagine such a good thing that fell from the sky." Goudan especially despises this kind of man who only satisfies himself through fantasies.

Nakahara Chuya said: "As far as I know, several things are actually adapted from real events!"

"However, the animals here in Japan really have a strong taste! The clam girl actually wanted to piss to refresh her husband's soup, and the crane wanted to pluck her own hair to weave cloth for the old man. In the words of cloth, the productivity and price level in ancient times are used.

Weaving more ordinary cloth and selling it, wouldn't it also allow the two old people to enjoy their old age in peace?Why pluck?Moreover, we don't need to hide and tuck in the ordinary cloth, it can be weaved openly, and she can stay as long as she wants!Is that crane a fool? "Thinking of those Japanese folk tales, Mu Ping couldn't help complaining.

Regarding this, the first son and the second son immediately used the tone they used to comment on those merchants, and said: "Maybe Xianhe did it on purpose. We lived in many houses, and the people inside were always told not to do something, and the more they wanted to do it, Xianhe I probably know that the more you don’t let them see it, the more they will want to peek.”

"Well! Xianhe may have been tired of living in it for a long time, but it's hard to leave halfway through the report if Baoen doesn't find a reason to leave. I can only find a way to make the old couple think that they are the ones who made Xianhe have to leave! Look at Brother Su Nuo now. After governing the world and making it fair for monsters to come and go, there will be fewer such silly stories of repaying gratitude."

... Hearing what the Zashiki boys said, why do I always feel a subtle feeling, the cranes are not so black-bellied!No, no, no... Isn't this crane who cheated on marriage quite good at it?Maybe Xianhe is not a good monster with a beautiful heart, and it is also possible that he played tricks in order to repay favors... right!Mu Ping thought with uncertainty.

Zhongyuan Zhong also held his chin in displeasure and said, "It's all the fault of the gods in Gao Tianyuan who only know how to eat, drink and play, and procrastinate when doing business. The new marriage law in the human world has been implemented for so long. The marriage reform in hell They didn’t even approve it.”

"Yes! If it is approved, the men in hell will not be able to have three wives and four concubines, and that crane will not be able to rely on Odusang." Goudan was also a little annoyed by Gao Tianyuan's speed.

Ghost Lantern looked at the two who were definitely angry because of Ogasang, and said speechlessly: "Who do you think I am? Who have you seen so far who can renege on me?"

"Uh..." Okay!After being reminded, they remembered what a terrifying killer their Odusan was.

The first son and the second son said with some uncertainty: "However, after Brother Su Nuo ruled the world, there are very few things like this to repay kindness."

"Maybe that crane was just a coincidence?"

"Bang bang bang..." Then that night, while the few people were waiting with great interest, there was a knock on the door of their house in the middle of the night. Thinking of the super classic picture that was about to be seen, Mu Ping's eyes immediately looked brightly. To the ghost lamp.

"..." Guessed from his wife's words and deeds that this must be another plot related to him, Ghost Lantern glanced at his wife helplessly, knowing that she wanted to watch the excitement, so he simply glanced at the two sons who wanted to open the door After implying that they were quiet, he stood up slowly.

Walking through the polite knock on the door, and opening the door a little, I saw a woman in white clothes and a pair of crane eyes standing outside the door holding a wedding form and saying: "Please let me stay for a while." late!"

"Bang!" The ghost lamp responded by closing the door directly.

As a result, as soon as he closed the door, the polite knock on the door immediately changed to the rhythm of Aunt Xue knocking on the door in the current previous world: "Bang bang bang... please don't close the door, open it!"

Ghost Lantern silently lit a hookah in the house, took a puff, and after exhaling a puff of smoke with a charming look, looked at Mu Ping with a warm expression on his face and asked: "See, are you satisfied?"

"No...not at all, I haven't seen you yelling at her yet!" Mu Ping looked at Mr. Ghost, whose eyes were gradually becoming more ghostly, and forgot for a moment that there were children beside him. Ghost Lantern said: "Please!"

The author has something to say: In order to satisfy his wife's interest, even ghosts and gods have to participate in the show. After the ghost lamp opened another door: Sorry, I don't need any teaching materials!

Marriage Deceit Crane: I am not a salesman, you can tell by my attire!Don't close the door, what are you dissatisfied with me?looks?sound?

Ghost Lantern: I'm only interested in Mu Ping's appearance, even more so if you have a sense of a crane like you.

Marriage Crane: Don't lock the door, don't lock the door!I'm here to repay the favor!At least let me report my name [The voice is getting crazy! 】

Ghost Lamp closed the door forcefully and said: I don't need brocade!

Marriage Crane: Don't spoiler!

Ghost Lantern: To be honest, the fact that you pluck your own hair is very stressful!

Marriage Crane: Young people nowadays always like to say that they are under a lot of pressure!

Ghost Lantern: I am not the young man I am today!

Marriage Crane: Then don't shut me out!

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So under the evil taste of his wife, Lord Ghost had no choice but to perform a scene of a poisonous-tongued ghost, animal, ghost and god sending away a crane to repay his favor and cheat marriage that night. Congratulations, congratulations!

Because I thought this paragraph was too interesting, I couldn't help but write the original plot.

PS: This is not my original small theater, it is the content of the original comic!