The years of being a bottle tree spirit

"Secret~~~!" To Su Nuo's doubts, Xiao Dazai directly replied with a wavy tone. The tone was very appetizing and irritating. The danger of being angry with Ogasang, domestic violence is not worth it for my younger brother.

Little Dazai looked at Su Nuo's angry scarlet eyes full of fierce light, as if he was going to kill him in the next second, and immediately looked at him impatiently, and continued to tease and dance on Su Nuo's nerves with that irritating tone: "Su Nuo Nisang, quickly release the blades for me to play with! Those blades seem very interesting."

"Hey! Brat, it's easy for you to want to die so much. Don't dirty my blade. There is a fish pond outside the palace. Go jump by yourself." Seeing the little guy's perverted expression for a second, Su Nuo rushed him to the door tiredly. Extrapolation, with such a younger brother, even if he is a long-lived species, he has a short-lived rhythm.

And he deeply suspects that these snake tails will be reincarnated one after another not because the population of the human world has skyrocketed and they need them to balance the hostility of the world, but because everyone was so overwhelmed by this mischievous brother that they all evacuated.

"Want to die? It turns out that I want to die with this emotion!" Looking at the door that Su Nuo slammed angrily, the little Dazaiji reacted, and immediately stepped on his short legs, walking leisurely all the way under the surprised eyes of the court attendants. He walked freely to the huge fish pond in the garden, and jumped down before all the attendants could react.

"Ah! Your Highness fell into the water!"

"Come and save people!"

"Hurry up and get the little Highness up!"

"By the way, go and report to His Majesty the Emperor."

"Am I dazzled?"

"Why do I feel that His Highness danced by himself?"

"I seem to have seen it too!"

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The attendants watched the little guy fall headlong into the fish pond, with his head stuck in the water and his short legs dangling, they were all frightened. After passing by the human traffickers and the organization to combat illegal human trafficking, They all knew that the child was the younger brother of His Royal Highness Su Nuo.

In other words, this is the little highness of the generation of His Majesty Su Nuo in Guimu Mansion, the child of Lord Yushu, and now, right in front of their eyes, this little highness fell into the water, and these people were extremely shocked. He even forgot that if he was really the child of the gods, how could he be drowned in water.

Immediately screaming one by one, they also jumped into the fish pond, causing the fat ornamental fish in the fish pond to be raised by Su Nuo to watch as a facade for the palace to swim past them one by one, and the brains with only a few seconds of memory were thinking about it , Today's fish food is really big, I can't eat it!slip away slip away~~~!

Su Nuo, who was called over by his attendants as soon as he started to deal with official duties, looked at the little Dazai Zhi who was fished out of the fish pond with a headache, and his whole body was covered with water. Wouldn't it be nice to trouble me, would you?"

"What did Su Nuo Nisang say! I found the meaning of my life thanks to you, and it's too late to thank you! How could I bother you." He was just fished out of the water, and he didn't catch a cold on a hot day. Ordinary children should also be weak and weak, but little Dazai Zhi looked energetic, stood up from the fish pond, and said with a smile.

Hearing this, Su Nuo only felt his eyebrows twitch: "What is the meaning of life?"

"That's right, that's the feeling of experiencing death. After all, everyone is born to die. Everyone has to experience this feeling sooner or later. This kind of thing that everyone must experience once is the most important thing in a person's life. ~! Don’t you think it’s very meaningful?” The little guy’s wavy sound is almost becoming a habit.

Hearing his distorted and forced explanation of the truth of life, Su Nuo picked him up twitchingly: "It turns out that you are not only a naughty ghost, but also a patient who suffered from severe secondary illness before the age of 7, since you think so If you die, then I will fulfill you and let you taste all kinds of extremely painful death methods in hell."

"Eh? No, no, no, I have confirmed it through the experiment just now. Although I like to experience the feeling of death, I don't like the pain and the way of death that makes the body suffer! Those ways of death in hell are fine, I want to find a way to die." Die without any pain at all~~~!" Little Dazai Osamu struggled under Su Nuo's hands.

However, Su Nuo, who had already been blown away by him, didn't want to listen to him at all at the moment. After blocking his mouth with a silence technique, he was sent back to hell with him, ready to make this a headache. Let Odusang and Ogasang clean up the little ghosts, so he doesn't want to educate such troublesome children.

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"So you brought him back just like that?" Ghost Lantern glanced at the little Osamu Dazai who was obediently wrapped up by his wife in a bath towel and wiped the water marks all over his face, showing an expression of obvious interest: "Our family It’s the first time to raise a kid with the second-degree disease, I have always been a little puzzled by the group of the second-degree disease, and I happened to observe it through him.”

"Oudusang, that's your newly adopted younger brother, not your test subject, look away, and be careful not to get angry with Ogasang!" Seeing this, Su Nuo reminded in a low voice speechlessly.

Although the ghost lamp who was reminded was not talking, the line of sight full of the sense of observation of the test product covered the little Dazai Osamu all the time, and the little Dazai Osamu looked hairy, looking back along the line of sight, It happened to be the ghost lamp that made such a look.

Su Nuo Nisang's gaze on the side should not be too gloating, the little guy couldn't help but shudder when he thought of his newly released Odusan's profession, and leaned against Mu Ping with a dependent face, he was very obedient and cute He said to her: "Ougasang, I won't be naughty anymore, don't be angry, okay?"

"Eh? I'm not angry!" Mu Ping continued to wipe the drenched hair of the little guy, a little surprised, but also worried: "It's normal for children to be naughty, but next time don't be naughty in a dangerous place , Fortunately, you, Su Nuo Nisang, sent someone to follow you this time, if you are alone next time, you must not take any risky actions!"

"Yeah! I remember it!" Little Osamu Dazai agreed with an obedient expression on his face, and then thought of the method he had thought of before. He was very shameless and pretended to be delicate and shy.

He stretched out his small hand to hug Mu Ping's arm and said coquettishly: "Ougasang! Can you sleep with me tonight! It's the first time I live here, and I'm a little scared to sleep alone!"

"Okay! By the way, do you like listening to bedtime stories? If you like it, change your clothes later, and I'll take you to the study room to pick out a storybook and read it to you at night!" Osamu Dazai stayed with him more at the beginning of his move, so that he could adapt to the home environment earlier, and when he heard his request, he naturally agreed without hesitation.

However, at the side, he was thinking about how to record the various manifestations of Xiao Dazai Osamu's secondary illness, and he was treated as a ghost lamp to observe the object of the secondary illness. Hearing the conversation between the two, thinking that he would sleep alone in an empty room like a bachelor tonight, his face was full. It suddenly turned dark black.

Su Nuo is about to feel admiration for this new brother. Is this kind of dancing on other people's nerves the talent of their brother's tail? It is really a talent dedicated to death!Especially in this family, it's too easy to commit suicide.

Mu Ping didn't notice that as soon as she agreed, the faces of her husband and fourth son changed, but when changing clothes for little Dazai Zhi, he found traces of wound medicine and bloodstains on the bandages on his wound, and couldn't help but Dazed for a moment, he quickly untied the bandages on his body.

Xiumei frowned slightly, seeing that the wounds under the bandage hadn't healed, some even looked more serious, and couldn't help saying: "Xiao Zhi, have you eaten the fruit of my heart? Why hasn't the wound regenerated?"

"..." Hearing the fruit of his heart, Osamu Dazai thought that he had mistook Ogasang, who was the royal tree of the sky, as a cannibal, and threw the medicine for wound healing into the trash can. Silently drifting aside, he tried to change the topic: "Ogasang, when I went to catch the traffickers today, I met an interesting person, he..."

"We'll talk about these things after you eat the fruit of your painstaking effort. These wounds need to be healed quickly, otherwise it will hurt a lot!" Mu Ping didn't care if he didn't get the answer from the little Dazai, and mistakenly thought that he had miscalculated the little guy's Physique, the dose of the cut heart blood fruit is not enough.

The wound medicines applied are not suitable for the little guy's physique. In addition, he went to arrest human traffickers today, smashed human trafficker organizations, mischievously fell into the water and other intense activities, which made his injury not only not better, but even worse. The fruit directly doubled the amount and handed it to Osamu Dazai, telling him to take it quickly.

Little Dazai saw that Mu Ping didn't pursue the matter of that piece of hard work fruit, but cared more about the injuries on his body, a soft light flashed in his kite-colored pupils, and he stretched out his hand to take the twice as much hard work fruit that Mu Ping handed over. He swallowed it without hesitation, chewed it a few times and then swallowed it.

However, the strange thing is that the healing effect is very fast. Basically, taking it for no more than ten seconds can complete all wound regeneration. After Xiao Dazai took it for almost 1 minute, there was no change in the wound. Seeing this, Mu Ping He couldn't help frowning: "Hey! Why does the blood fruit seem to be invalid?"

"Let me see!" Ghost Lantern had been staring at this side ever since he heard that Osamu Dazai planned to pester his wife tonight and let him stay alone in the vacant room.

Seeing this, he immediately walked over, and after carefully inspecting Dazai Osamu's body, he said in a rare surprise, "It's not that this child has no talent, but his talent is somewhat special."

"What kind of talent is this kid?" Su Nuo, who was following behind, couldn't help asking curiously, and at the same time, he was still thinking, isn't it a talent for killing?

Hearing this, Ghost Lamp pointed at himself and Mu Ping and said, "It should be a talent that is similar to and combines some of the characteristics of me and Mu Ping. He also has a physique that is both insulated from Taoism and has a talent for breaking spells."

"Eh?" Mu Ping couldn't help showing a surprised expression.

Little Osamu Dazai hadn't recovered from the saying that he was also gifted, but he was stunned by the unfamiliar words that Ghost Lamp said. What do these two words mean, the insulation of Taoism and the talent of breaking laws?

"The insulation of Taoism means that you cannot use any power of the law system, such as various supernatural powers of humans in the human world, various onmyoji techniques of onmyojis, various spells of conjurers, and other energy system forces. You cannot learn to use them. Magic talent is that you can use your own constitution.

Crack the skills that eliminate other people's abilities, yin and yang spells, spells and other energy formation..." Ghost Lantern was very surprised when he saw Mu Ping, and Xiao Dazai also showed a puzzled look, so he simply explained the effects of these two talents again.

Then I speculated about the effect of the fusion of the two in my heart and continued: "And if these two talents are combined, probably Xiao Zhi's body looks like an ordinary person, but in fact he can't use any energy skills. At the same time, it can also crack the energy system skills that eliminate other people.

And Mu Ping, the fruit of your hard work absorbs the hard work of E Luo King, and uses the nutrients in the Royal Tree of Heaven to simulate the transformation to form the powerful vitality in E Luo King's hard work. Life force is also a kind of energy, but Xiaozhi's physique can Nullify the energy, so this ability to heal and regenerate life force is ineffective for him. "

"So that's it, I understand. No wonder these wound medicines are also ineffective. Our wound medicines are made of various energy medicinal materials that are full of powerful curative effects in the other world. Medicines, for general ghosts and ghosts.

These curative effects are very good, but for Xiao Zhi's constitution, they are medicines that have no curative effect. After listening to Su Nuo's detailed explanation, Mu Ping saw the untied bandage with ointment residue, and immediately understood the reason why not only the painkiller fruit was ineffective, but even the wound medicine was ineffective.

After realizing it, she couldn't help being anxious: "Xiaozhi's wounds can't be treated with the painkiller fruit, and the special medicines at home can't be cured either. Now these wounds can be healed slowly with the medicinal materials from the human world, but if he gets seriously injured due to some accident in the future What should I do? If urgent treatment is needed, what should I do when energy medicinal materials must be used?"

"Ogasang! Don't be so anxious. He is also the reincarnation of the Yaqi Snake Tail demon soul. He has the same characteristics as us. Even if it is a new type of talent that is a fusion of Taoism insulation and magic-breaking talent, in terms of physique, you only need to activate his innate physique. , there is no need to worry about his life safety.

By eating mantra ingredients, the special nutrients will greatly enhance his physique, vitality, and even talent. Basically like this kind of trauma, or even more serious organ damage than this, as long as he ingests enough mantra Spiritual nourishment, it can repair and regenerate itself without any wound medicine. "Su Nuo said this.

Thinking of the appearance of this little guy when he ate the magic spirit, he suddenly thought that instead of making beautiful dishes, he would use the original method to cook a feast of magic spirit for this troublesome kid. Can make him laugh for a long time, very relieved.

Mu Ping didn't know from the beginning to the end that Xiao Dazai was the reincarnation of the last Yaqi Snaketail demon soul. She couldn't help being stunned when she heard this: "You said that Xiao Zhi is also the reincarnation of the Yamata Snaketail demon soul? Hey! But the last one Didn't Yaqi Snake become the book of the world?"

The author has something to say: Osamu Dazai: Su Nuo Nisang, why are you at home every day?Don't you need to go to the human world to become the emperor?

Su Nuo: The emperor also had off-duty time. The speed of hell is 2 years per day and night, which means that as long as I work in the human world for one day, I can go back to hell to rest for 1 years, understand?

Osamu Dazai: After working for 1 years with a day off, people still say that you are the most industrious emperor. It is unbelievable~~!

Su Nuo's bad face: Ougasang and Odusang went to have a picnic today, I will take care of you at home, let me cook you an original magic meal today!Your bean sprouts body needs more supplements.

Osamu Dazai: Su Nuo Nisang, please spare me!I really can't bear such a novelty dish with original flavor~~~! -_-||