The years of being a bottle tree spirit

King Eluo and Bawei nodded at the boy, and then kicked Wutiao Wu's feet unanimously: "Although your introduction is correct, why does it sound so irritating?"

"Hey! Did I say something wrong? Are you adults? Do you have children?" Gojo Satoru, who successfully used infinite defense, asked with a smile, with an expression on his face that he didn't think it was a big deal.

King Eluo and Bawei rushed forward angrily...

That was the memory of the first official meeting between him and this family. After seeing them, Goudan boy was filled with many questions.

Why do the eldest and third sons of this family have no similarities with their parents?Why is the child in order four a monster milk doll?

Why are the fifth and sixth sons older than the fourth son?The fifth son has similarities to his father but nothing like his mother?Why does the sixth son have fox ears and a tail?Why are they all fathers when they are still three-headed?These questions made a mess in his mind.

What made him even more concerned was that he thought that after introducing each other, these people should question him about those things that he regarded as shameful, and he didn't want to mention them to anyone, but he didn't expect that anyone in this family didn't ask him about these things , and then really take care of him as his own child.

After a few days of getting along with each other, he realized that none of the Nissans in the family were the biological children of the adoptive parents. The fifth brother and the sixth brother are monsters and ghosts over 1000 years old, and the child was born not long ago...

Su Nuo, whom he envied and envied, was just like him, a freak who was born abandoned by his parents. He was taken in and raised by his adoptive mother who liked children. Sang, he will basically not be liquidated by him...

Just when Goudan boy was recalling his life in the past few days, and thinking about when his body, which has started to learn to walk, will be like his peers.

In his eyes, the scariest Odusan—the ghost lamp, seems to be very satisfied with his work, even holding the little cursed doll and saying to his adoptive mother: "When you return to hell after vacation, build No.13 warehouse, that From now on, the warehouse will be specially used to store the cursed dolls we made!

I plan to make cursed dolls of all kinds, big and small, in the future. It will be very interesting when I take Yan Ma Dawang and the others to the warehouse to watch them. "

"I don't think it's funny at all, I just think they won't dare to look at my face from now on." Hearing the ghost lamp's words, Mu Ping's eyes darkened, she regretted it, very much regretted her rash thoughts before, what is not fun, why can't she think about it How about playing the soil of the black rope hell?

Ghost Lamp's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he was covered in rich black and said: "If there is still this effect, I think this No. 13 warehouse can hold a public exhibition in the future. Those little ghosts in our family will go to see it three times a day, and then The jailers of hell can visit for free during their vacations, and King Yan Mo..."

Hearing the words of the ghost lamp boss, Mu Ping shouted in frustration: "Please spare me! Can I surrender?"

"I object!"

"I don't want to visit that warehouse every day!"

"Oudusan, please spare us!"

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Gojo Satoru and the others also expressed their opposition in unison.

"No, I finally found such an interesting thing, how can I give up halfway." Ghost Lantern said wickedly: "Unless you can find something more interesting than this for me to play with."

"You really are playing with me! Bastard!" Mu Ping rushed over angrily and punched the ghost lamp a few times, trying to dispel his bad plan with unreasonableness: "No, the construction of No. 13 warehouse is absolutely not allowed, at least Cursed dolls cannot be made with my face."

"Then do you have anything more pleasing to me than this? Or a better collection than this cursed doll? That cursed piano is good, and it's okay to send me another similar one." Ghost Lantern thought of saving him a lot of work Trouble, Curse Qin, who can make sinners confess quickly, looked at Mu Ping expectantly.

"Ogasang, please."

"You are the only one who can stop Odusan!"

"I definitely don't want to see this thing every day."

"If you look at this thing, your spirit will be seriously injured!"

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Being entrusted with important tasks by the children, Mu Ping hugged Su Nuo and thought about it. The ghost lamp has obvious preferences. He likes to eat cereals, drinks, invisible sweets, likes curse collections, and likes to study dark drugs and pets. Tend to goldfish control.

First of all, curse-type collectibles, such as curse pianos and curse dolls, are absolutely unnecessary. She doesn't want to add more victims.

The surroundings of her body and branches have become a goldfish paradise, and her home is filled with various goldfish decorations. Even if she can bear the mental damage caused by the increase in goldfish decorations, it is estimated that a ghost lamp is better than a cursed doll. Not very interested, this can only be given up.

Cereal hobbies, desserts and so on are the hard work of the ghost lamp, and he has studied the cooking skills seriously, and he is a master at the master level. I will definitely not be able to give him gifts to impress him.

Dark medicines are more like culinary skills, how can she be compared with an apprentice.

The only thing left is wine, but the ghost lamp guy bought Taoyuan Township as a property at a young age. Over the years, he has made a lot of investment in Hell and Gaotianyuan. With his net worth, as long as there are channels to buy it Wine, he can get it.What good wine can I give him?

It seems that this item can only be vetoed. Wouldn't it be completely useless, I can only let this dark ghost make cursed dolls that look like himself to fill the entire warehouse, and invite people to visit when they are interested?

Mu Ping thought that he had built 12 large warehouses outside Yan Mo Temple to store all the wonderful collections he had brought back by the way during work trips and inspections in the present world over the years. A first class thing to visit...

She shook her head hastily, hiding her thoughts of giving up in a bottomless place, and let herself try to think about whether there are other gifts to impress the ghost boss, so as to resolve this tragedy that is about to happen in hell.

Fortunately, hard work pays off, Mu Ping was thinking about it, and suddenly recalled one thing. At the time, Master Bai Ze sprinkled on her roots, in addition to the golden elixir of good fortune, in fact, there was also the heavenly realm of Zhongzhou, which was very rare. Only the fine nectar and jade liquid wine will be presented.

Leaving aside the rumors about Qiongyeyuye in her previous life, in this world, it is the extremely precious immortal stone wine jade from the heaven of Zhongzhou, which can only be produced every once in a while after absorbing immortal power for a long time.

It is full of immortality, extremely mellow, and is still ranked first in the list of wines in other worlds, fairy palaces, heavens and other worlds. Zhongzhou Tianjie has stored this immortal wine, never For takeaway, it is only given to the immortals to taste at each Pantao Conference.

It's a pity that she couldn't taste such a precious wine in the state of a tree at that time, and the ghost lamp, as a Fusang ghost, was not qualified to participate in the peach feast, and tasted the immortal wine...

Over the years, as she has grown more and more branches, the fine nectar and jade liquid and the golden elixir in the root system have all been absorbed and digested. As long as she absorbs and digests her own body, she has the ability to bear fruit without acquired processing.

She can't bear fruit for something that can only be successfully produced through complicated refining like the golden elixir of good fortune, but if she purely absorbs the fine wine formed by absorbing immortal power from immortal jade, she should be able to bear fruit.

Even if because of her lack of cultivation, the fruit she produces is just like the fruit of her hard work, unable to fully present the effect of E Luo Wang's hard work, unable to produce real Qiongyeyuye wine, she should be able to produce a low-profile version of Qiongjiangyu liquid wine.

And Qiongjiang Yuye wine, even if it is a low-grade version, its mellow taste should be able to temporarily deal with the old alcoholic ghost lamp!You can also taste the taste of the fairy wine that Master Bai Ze raved about.

Thinking of Mu Ping closing her eyes and concentrating on it, after merging with her own body consciousness, she immediately conveyed the idea of ​​producing fine nectar and jade liquid wine to the body, and as her idea was transmitted to all parts of the body, the body has been in hell for a long time. After the height of the canopy.

The volume growth of the main body was stopped, and most of the nutrients were stored except for the divisions. Now after receiving her consciousness, the nutrients in the main body are consumed at a faster rate than the fifth-order branches she currently makes.

With the consumption of these nutrients, a milky green fruit bears from the trunk space of her body, grows rapidly, and feels like it has consumed her current level of life for one year in the Mu bottle, which is more than 700 million years of hell. It grows to the size of a basketball when it receives enough nutrients.

Mu Ping took the fruit out of the trunk space of the main body, and holding the vines produced when it yielded fruit, shook it in front of the ghost lamp, and said proudly: "If you agree to give up the idea of ​​No. 13 warehouse, this fruit will How about I give you a gift?"

"What kind of fruit is this?" Gui Deng looked at his wife's complacent look and asked with interest.

Seeing that he was interested, Mu Ping sat down on the floor, put Baby Su Nuo by his lap, took out another wine liter from the trunk space, and then opened a small hole in the fruit with a dagger, accompanied by indescribable bursts, only Knowing that the aroma of wine that I want to drink and really want to drink in my brain spreads from my mouth.

She poured the liquid inside into the wine liter, glanced at the milky green clear wine inside which was the same color as the fruit skin, raised her hand and handed it to the ghost lamp, proudly said: "Try it, this is my latest achievement— —A low-end version of Qiongye Yuye Immortal Wine.”

"You really have a fantastic idea this time." Hearing the words, Gui Deng immediately understood how she did it, and immediately reached out to take the wine, first smelled the wine lightly, then took a sip, and then followed his usual When drinking sake, I usually drink it in a big gulp.

After Wujo Wu, Zhongyuan Zhongye and the others silently swallowed their saliva, Gui Deng quickly drank the liter of immortal wine, and handed the liter of wine to the mu bottle in an obviously good mood: "Okay! Your gift this time was a success, I give up on the idea of ​​Warehouse 13 being filled with cursed dolls."

"That's great!" Mu Ping happily poured him another liter of wine for a rare victory over the Ghost Lamp boss.

Gojo Wu looked at Ghost Lantern's satisfied expression, smelled the unprecedented fragrance of wine, and who had also heard the name of Qiongye Yuye Immortal Wine, he couldn't help but said to Mu Ping: "Ogasang, this wine smells very good. It's delicious, give me a drink too!"

"Ogasang! This wine doesn't look too strong, I should be able to drink some." Zhong Yuan Zhong, who has a low alcohol tolerance and prefers to drink, also looked at Mu Ping and said expectantly.

Eluo Wang and Bawei, who also love to drink, surrounded the mu bottle with the cutest and cutest appearances, coquettishly coquettishly, wagging their tails: "Ogasang, give me a taste too!"

"I'm an adult big demon fox, so I can drink!"

In fact, Mu Ping really wanted to taste it. Seeing that they were so impatient, he simply took out several liters of wine from the trunk space, spread them out one by one in front of him, and poured them one by one with the celestial wine fruits. Full.

Seeing this, Gojo Satoru immediately picked up one of the cups in his hand, sniffed it a few times with an intoxicated face, and then slowly drank it with a look of enjoyment, in a posture that looked like a nobleman, like a nobleman.

Central Plains Chuya, King Eluo, and Ba Wei saw Gotiao Wujo's intoxicated and satisfied face, and they couldn't help but pick up a glass and drink it...

Seeing that everyone drank it, Mu Ping also picked up one of the cups, and took a sip of it with both hands. Every time he took a sip, he couldn't help showing an intoxicated expression on his face. It's really delicious!This is a taste that neither grain wine nor fruit wine has. It is not spicy, but mellow...

Intoxicated by the smell of wine, she ignored the baby Su Nuo beside her legs, but the baby Su Nuo, who was tempted by the delicious fairy wine, did not know how to do it without a teacher. After turning over her body with four small hands, Crawling in front of a glass of wine filled with fairy wine, he raised his little head and lay down on the wine box, licking mouthfuls like a small animal.

The dog boy looked at this room and said that there was going to be a puppet contest, but the guys who turned into alcoholics in a blink of an eye felt very speechless. The smell of this wine was very good. He also had the urge to drink, but he only wanted to drink it for his body. Can be patient, but do these guys know what patience is?

Not long after the Goudan boy unconsciously took on the role of complaining again, Zhong Yuan Zhong, who had finished drinking the upgraded version of Qiongye Yuye Immortal Wine, suddenly had an orange-red light flashing all over his body.

Then the whole person pierced through the roof tiles somehow, flew into the sky with the entire roof, and shouted: "Hey! You guys should go to hell, don't try to escape, watch my super domain unfold Wanci Yushu-broken !"

With this sound, a large number of trunks and branches suddenly grew on his body at a super speed, thinking that the surrounding sky was covered, and the orange-red light on his body also surged along these trunks and branches. As the orange-red light spread, he The place he was in seemed to be upside down, everything on the ground was flying towards him...

"Chuya is drunk, I'll get him down," Gojo Satoru hurriedly drank the remaining wine in the second glass of wine, and said while flying towards Zhongya in the Central Plains.

When flying in front of the gravitational field released by Zhongye in the Central Plains, he actually yelled loudly and yelled wantonly and frantically: "This uncle is the strongest, watch my super-field expand into infinite space-extreme!"

As Gojo Satoru expanded his domain, it was as if a tengu eclipse had occurred, and the entire sky suddenly went dark. However, with the appearance of this dark space, the gravitational force of Chuya Chuya's domain on the ground disappeared, but the ground in Kyoto The people here are more panicked now than before.

The author has something to say: Drunken Gojo Satoru: I am the strongest, watch my super domain expand into infinite space—extremely...

Drunk Nakahara Chuya: Hello!You guys should go to hell, don't try to escape, watch my super domain unfold Wanci Yushu-broken...

Drunken Evil King: Bastard God of War, I'm going to cut you into pieces—the Demon Sword Luanwu...

Drunken Bawei: Damn God of War, I'm going to burn you into a bald chicken—fox fire...

Baby Su Nuo clapped his four little hands: Everyone is so interesting, the baby also wants to play, super miniature knives formed by pieces of magic power, and color-changing flames flying around...

Ghost Lantern calmly raised his hand to drink the last sip of green nectar in the wine, reached out to pick up the mace: Hey!Enough of you, now this virtue is no different from a sinner who screams hell.

Bang bang bang!After the four beeps, the four drunks who coaxed the capital turned into meteors and hit the ground, the kind that couldn't be buckled. Baby Su Nuo also got an explosive chestnut on his head, smashing him into the floor...

Taking the opportunity to destroy the mu bottle that cursed the puppet against her face: what happened?She's just an ordinary housewife who doesn't know anything!

The freshly baked Guimu dog egg shivered and hugged the weak and pitiful self: Who are the people in this family?Can an ordinary human being like me really stay here?After staying, it must be the bottom of the family's food chain!

What a weak and ordinary human being I am!The former ghost king uttered a soul-deep cry.