failure

1.

I am Ian, the son of Gaderos, the number one game anchor on the Internet. I am ten years old this year. Although my father is a game genius, I am a game idiot. It can rival one piece.

And since I can remember, I have felt that my life will be more special than other children.

As for why I feel this way, I have to start with an incident that happened when I was five years old. At first I didn't want to talk about it.

But there is no way, that incident made me change my mind about my mother, my mother is a fool, so I hate her.

Although she has a unique idea that no one else can surpass, and she is good at painting, but I just hate her, like a sheep who wants to avoid a hungry wolf.

Although she looks okay, a little cute, but it doesn't make me change my disgusting thoughts about her.

Having said so much, as for what it is.

Let me tell you slowly.

2.

"Oh!"

The toilet door was slammed and made a loud noise, causing everyone in the living room to turn their eyes. Except for Garderos, who was still playing games, everyone looked terrified.

Reid quickly ran over in surprise, looked at the person who came out of the toilet, and hurriedly asked, "Little Yinka, what's wrong with you? Why is your lower body full of blood???"

Yinka raised her head to look at him, she still smiled despite the pain, and her eyes were full of pride: "Let me tell you! I will pull someone out from the toilet!"

When the words fell, the whole room was in an uproar.

Red and Chirp rushed into the toilet, fearing that the little one in the toilet would suffocate to death if they were a step too late.

These words finally made Garderos turn his head to look here, and saw a familiar woman's lower body covered in blood, her plain white dress was already soaked in blood, her brows were tightly knit together because of the pain, and her small body was shaking unsteadily.

Jaderos suddenly shrank his eyes, and lost the game console in fright. He rushed over as if he wanted to fight, and roared: "Is the enemy attacking!!! Fuck!!!!"

"That's not it, I pulled someone out, Ross! Isn't it amazing!"

Stunned, Gaderos turned his gaze to the toilet. Reid was carrying a newborn child, and the sound of the child's crying finally gradually amplified, filling the whole house.

Montezuma saw that Inka seemed to be fine, but the pain was nothing serious, so she walked over and patted her shoulder, "Inka, are you okay?"

Lifting his head, Yinka shook his head, then lowered his head and laughed, "Look, there's no bleeding anymore."

Too strong, this resilience!Chiu Ka followed Reid out of the toilet, and was relieved to see that the child was fine and Yinka was fine.

Reid grinned at the still confused Garderos and said, "Boss! Congratulations, you're a boy! You're a father now!!"

"what--??"

Why Jaderos and Yinka didn't know about the pregnancy, at most, it was because Chuka and Montezuma were afraid that they would not be able to settle down if they knew about it, so they concealed it in advance.

Red was also sealed by them and was not exposed in advance.

Just as he thought so, Yinka's belly was getting bigger and bigger as the days went by. In Garderos' view, it was just pure fattening, and Yinka didn't care.

Although sometimes the fetus moves, Yinka also feels that she is hungry and protests with her stomach rumbling.

Montezuma would never have imagined that the child was born so strangely, but thanks to timely rescue, he avoided drowning in the toilet.

What a fortune in misfortune.

Fortunately, the child was saved, and Yinka was fine, alive and kicking.

The newborn child was wrinkled and ugly, and Yinka dragged his bloody pajamas over without disgust, and poked the child in Reid's arms.

She bared her teeth and smiled: "It's so soft, so I didn't eat too much fat?"

Gaderos also heard the sound, and touched his chin with a serious expression: "Son? Throw it away."

Hello--!Don't say cruel things with such a serious expression!Chiu Ka was frightened, and suddenly snatched the child from Red's arms, and said seriously: "It's absolutely impossible to throw it away, this is Xiao Yin and your own flesh and blood, even if you don't like it, it's Xiao Yin who died anyway." It was born with so much blood!"

"I'm just throwing away this fucking Yinka because it's bleeding! Give me the scum!" Garderos desperately wanted to throw this ball of meat into the trash can outside, reaching out to snatch it.

Yinka clapped her hands to watch the fun, but was held by Montezuma's wrist. She asked suspiciously, "What's wrong with Zuma?"

"I'll take you to take a shower and change clothes."

"okay!"

In the end, Gaderos couldn't get past Chu Ka, and even Reid didn't turn to him at this time, and defended the lump of meat, so he could only sit on the sofa angrily and continue playing games.

It can be considered that Jiu Ka learned how to take care of newborn babies online in advance, and skillfully comforted the sleeping meatball in the room of Gardros and Yinka.

But there was a roar from outside the house: "Scumbag—you get that lump of shit to your room! Ten seconds!"

"This is your own son!"

"Stop rambling—!"

"..."

So Chiu Ka and Red moved the child to another room, and then Gaderos continued to play games safely.

He didn't like this child. To be honest, if Jaderos wanted a child, he would prefer a girl, because a girl would definitely be the same as Yinka, and if it was a boy, he would definitely earn Yinka with him.

So...he doesn't like this child.

3.

This is how I was born, why?Are you trying to laugh?

Okay, you laugh, I will tear your mouths apart once you laugh!

Stop laughing?OK, let me continue.

So when I was five years old, Uncle Reid told me about my birth, and seeing his vivid interpretation, I wanted to rush to the balcony on the second floor and jump off.

Even Uncle Jiu Ka and Uncle Reid almost didn't stop them.

Dad was just playing games on the sofa at the time. After taking a look at me who was rambunctious, he just said indifferently: "If you let him jump, he can still fall to his death on the second floor? I think he will be disabled at best."

After I heard it, I stopped making noise, I didn't cry, but I hated that mother even more.

I hate her!I hate her stupidity, I hate how my father cares about her so much, but he treats me like an enemy, I wish I could find a place where no one is around and strangle me to death.

Although at the beginning my disgusting thoughts towards my mother were discovered by them, and they didn't want to hide it, but what made me very upset was that my mother was not angry, and even laughed and said something that made me want to shake my fist at her if.

"Xiao En, I like you, just fine."

So I don't like you!Yes, I yelled out at that time, and even burst into foul language. There is no doubt that I was pressed to the ground by my father and beat me up.

I cried, and the snot and tears from crying were all sticky on the ground. Dad still didn't stop beating me. Even so, I don't hate him, and I even like to cling to my dad.

He doesn't have a low IQ like his mother, nor is he as mature as a child like his mother, and I admire my father's violent temper.

No matter how my father beats me, I will not fight back. Even if I cry in pain, I will not show any disrespect to him. I am used to my father's attitude and know that he doesn't like me because I don't like my mother.

so what?It doesn't take away from the fact that I'm his son.

From being beaten up to growing up, I remember that the most profound time was when the whole family went to the temple fair when I was nine years old. It was the first time that I followed my family to this lively place with people coming and going, and I was very happy.

But my hand was tightly clenched by my annoying mother, and I wanted to break free but was stopped by a look of eyes.

Mom's hand is held by Dad, and the other is holding me tightly. To be honest, I don't want to do this. After all, I hate her, but this hand makes me feel warm. I won't admit it!

Uncle Reid bought me a lot of food, but my father snatched them all for my mother to eat. Out of admiration for my father, I didn't resist.

Just treat it as a poor mother who has no one to buy things for!

I like my father's golden eyes very much. I also have the same pair of golden eyes, but I also have the same black and red hair as my mother, but I can't cut it off. After all, it will grow back after cutting it off. of.

So I put this hair that I don't like very much into a small low ponytail, just like my dad, very refreshing.

The temple fair is great, there are not only a lot of delicious food, but also a lot of fun, and you can also go to the temple to pray.

I won't say the wishes I made. If my father wanted to know, I would definitely tell them all without hesitation, but unfortunately, he didn't ask about the wishes.

I just wanted to play alone with my mother, and I was pulled by Uncle Reid to play with Uncle Zuma and Sister Chuka.

What?You ask me why I call Red Chucka my uncle and Zuma my sister?Oh, that's because Sister Zuma is very beautiful. Although she is very cool, she is very kind to me. She is not like a child like my mother, so I call her sister.

In the future, I will also marry a girl like Sister Zuma.

Although I was only nine years old at that time, I was already much more mature than children of the same age, and I was considered a genetic parent.

Now that I think about it, I still remember the bedtime story that Uncle Red told me. The protagonist in the story has the same name as my father, and the other protagonist has the same name as my mother.

Uncle Reid and sister Zuma walked with them, and they can be regarded as the main characters.

They have their own missions, huge power skills, and can even reach the level of destroying the world. Although this is a bedtime story, I like it very much.

They even feel that the characters in it are themselves.

At that time, I didn’t fall asleep listening to it, but became even more excited. If Uncle Reid told me the whole story, he couldn’t hold me back, so he finally told me the whole story.

The ending of the story made me cry aloud. The protagonists all died. It was different from what I imagined. I thought they would dominate the whole competition and win the game.

Even so, they were rescued by the elf named Zachary and went to a world without war.

The ending was good and made me sleepless even more.

Thinking about it now, I still have a lot of aftertaste. The character with the same name as my mother is really powerful. Although she often loses control, I still admire her.

Worship her from beginning to end, worship her strength, and worship her heart that loves Garderos.

No!Don't get me wrong, I don't worship my mother, after all, they are not alone!

4.

This day I got up as usual, because I was bored at home because of the summer vacation, I quickly finished breakfast and took the empty rice bowl on the table to the kitchen.

Because of my small size, I deliberately took a chair and stepped on it. While washing the dishes, I listened to the laughter outside the kitchen. It was my mother pestering my father again.

*actually play the game together with Garderos Tennka*

I quickly polished the dishes and chopsticks so they could look in the mirror. I put them in the cupboard and jumped out of the kitchen with bare feet. Looking at the happy scene in the house, I also wanted to join in.

I said, "Dad, what game are you playing today?"

Dad didn't even look at me, but he still replied to me: "You idiot son, why do you have so many questions every day?"

I wasn't angry at all, I even got closer to him, and pressed my nose on my face, "Dad, of course it's your son, I care about you!"

Uncle Chiu Ka and Dad were online, watching my actions not only sweated for me, but it was fine, Dad didn't do anything cruel to me, he just pushed me away.

But seeing my father holding my mother with one hand, but his skills are not diminished, my mother's sweet smiling face makes me a little angry, why my mother can cling to my father, but I can't!

She is just a fool!Not as smart as me, not as good-looking as me!Dad's vision is really bad!

"What's so good about a stupid mother? Really! Why do you like her so much, Dad? I think she has nothing good except being stupid!"

I couldn't help roaring, during this time, all eyes in the room were on me except for the gameover prompt of the game.

Some are terrified, some are pitiful, some are angry, some don't care, and there are even expressions of watching the show.

There were only a few people, and their expressions changed several times.

I stood proudly on the sofa with my hips akimbo, and finally the eyes of the whole room were on me alone, and I burst out laughing to show my victory.

But suddenly a big hand grabbed my shoulder and pushed me down on the sofa. Before I could speak, a fist hit my face directly. The pain made me unable to react in time.

I only felt a pain in the tip of my nose, bleeding from my nose, and stars bursting out in front of my eyes.

But I can know that it is none other than my most admired father who is pressing on me at this moment.

By the time I realized it, tears had already started to form in my eyes, and he also had an expression on his face that wanted to kill me, but the people around him didn't have the slightest intention to stop Dad.

They all started to do their own things.

My mother is fine, watching a show with a bag of potato chips next to her, eating them crunchy.

"How many times have I said it! Didn't you have any brains?!"

My dad yelled at me, of course I know that I can't speak ill of my mom in front of my dad, but I just can't control myself, what can I do?I just hate my mother and I can't change that.

That's how I yelled back. The first time I yelled at my father's words, I was stunned after I finished speaking.

But I still couldn't get rid of my father's fat beating.

After the beating, my father was still angry and dragged my mother to go out for a walk to let off steam. Unexpectedly, I lay down on the sofa and looked at my mother with pain all over my body. I'm coming here.

I was inexplicably afraid, thinking that my mother had endured my temper for ten years and didn't beat me, and now she wanted to vent her anger.

So I was afraid, and moved towards the edge of the sofa with pain, but accidentally scratched the wound, took a breath, and watched my father go back to his room. Now there are only me and my mother in the living room.

For the first time, I felt afraid of my mother, but the man dared to act bravely. I yelled at her: "You hit me! Don't ink!"

"Why should I hit Xiaoen?"

I didn't expect her to say that, and tears fell down inadvertently.

Salty tears ran across the wound on my cheek, and I grinned in pain.

"Although I don't know why Xiaoen hates me, it's fine if I like Xiaoen. Xiaoen likes Rose, just like me, and I like Rose, so why should I hit you?"

"Or as Reid said, you are my child, and Ross beats you, but I won't beat you! I like Xiao En the most, just like I like Rose the most."

My mother said a lot afterwards, and I listened to them all in a daze, and more tears flowed from my eyes. I don't know why I want to cry so much.

I just don't understand my mother, why I hate her so much, but she still says she likes me, I don't understand.

I gritted my teeth and rushed into my room enduring the pain, and yelled at my mother who was still smiling: "I just hate you like this! You fucking hate me!!"

5.

So after that incident, nothing changed, I still cling to my dad every day, and from time to time I get beaten up because of a few words that made fun of my mom.

Yes, I still hate my mother, although she likes me the most.

Really, I was not happy with the phrase 'I like Ross the most, so I also like Xiao En'.

I like my dad the most, ask me why?He is a hero in my heart!

And I hate my mother the most, and asked me why?Oh because she is stupid.

Not to mention, now I will sneak into my parents' room while there is no one at home, to see if there are any treasures worthy of my collection.

By the way, get a few things that my mother likes, and threaten her to make me stick to my father!

Of course, you can't tell Dad about this.

Hush

The author has something to say: Ian is not a real tsundere child, he really hates Yinka, but if Yinka is in danger, he will save Yinka, after all, he is his own son.