[Magic Way] After a thousand years, I pouted my own native language

Originally Nie Mingjue planned to come here to train Nie Huaisang, but because of this dream, he had to go back early to study this issue with Lan Wangji.So Nie Huaisang and the others were easily let go, and they spent the remaining few days of military training very easily.

After the official term started, Wei WuXian didn’t go to his major’s classes a few times, and only asked some uncommon questions to the professors in the academy.Wen Ning worked tirelessly to sign in for Wei Wuxian.

Nie Huaisang and Wei Wuxian were in the same situation. They didn't go to the courses of their majors a few times, and took his broken camera to other majors to take classes all day long.

In comparison, the other few people are much more well-behaved.

It is still very difficult to investigate the cemetery of the Nie family in Qinghe.It was only when their semester was about to end that they barely settled on three general locations.

Lan Jingyi was a little excited: "So this time we can also follow along together?"

Nie Huaisang: "Are you that excited? I don't really want to go."

Lan Jingyi: "If you don't want to go, then why don't you force yourself to go?"

Nie Huaisang pretended to be serious: "You don't understand."

Lan Jingyi rolled his eyes, anyway, he thought it would be good to learn more, after all, if there were no accidents in the future, he would also be in this business.

Wei Wuxian threw the compass in his hand to Wen Yuan: "How about it, are you still dizzy looking at the compass now?"

Wen Yuan: "I feel much better after I get used to it, but I still feel a headache after watching it for too long."

Wei Wuxian: "Then try to watch as little as possible, anyway, Nie Huaisang is here."

Nie Huaisang: "Hey, am I just a tool man? Brother Wei, can you sneak in some delicious food?"

Wei Wuxian: "At most, I can bring some chocolate or candy or something, and I can just grab melon seeds and kick them in my pocket."

Nie HuaiSang: "Melon seeds, that's fine, some are better than none."

After this semester, they will all be pulled into dreams from time to time, and Wei Wuxian's most frequent dream is the dream with Lan Wangji.

Probably pieced together a complete incident.The dream they had was probably the history of the Xuanzheng period.A large part of them has not been recorded in history.

But suddenly, what it meant to convey this history to them as a dream, and each of them has a clear division of labor, it makes people more confused.

"Who!"

When Wei Wuxian turned around, there was no one behind him, but he clearly felt that something behind him was staring at him just now.

Wei Wuxian: "Brother Lan, let's eat spicy rabbit head tonight!"

Lan Wangji hesitated for a moment: "Okay."

The two little rabbits hiding in the corner trembled: Master, you have changed!Whatever the object says, do you still remember that we were your favorite bunny?

Bone Blossom: A little self-aware, okay, the person the boss loves the most is the boss from the beginning to the end, you guys just incidentally, understand incidentally, right?

Tutu: People are hard to break down, get out!

The two rabbits knew that they couldn't hide it anymore, Wei Wuxian said this to them on purpose, if they don't show up again, it will be a disaster for them when the master and the others recover their memories.

Then the two little rabbits hopped out from the corner slowly, opened Kaslan's big eyes, and looked shamelessly at Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji.

As soon as Wei Wuxian stretched out his hand, he grabbed the black rabbit by the ear. Although the black rabbit felt uncomfortable, he didn't dare to resist.

Wei Wuxian: "These are definitely the two rabbits found on the joint burial coffin. Why do you think the rabbit raised by Hanguang Jun always follows us? Are the dreams we have these days also related to these two rabbits?" ?”

Lan Wangji: "It should be right."

Wei Wuxian: "Second brother Lan, do you think this rabbit will be delicious if it is roasted?"

Lan Wangji: "..."

When the black rabbit heard that his master still wanted to stew himself, he struggled desperately, not to mention quite energetic.

Black Rabbit: Why do I suddenly feel a sense of intimacy? I have remembered this sentence for thousands of years!It's you!She smiled all day long like a little sun, but she didn't expect her thoughts to be so vicious!

Lan Wangji: "I'm going to boil water."

Rabbit:! ! !Master, have you lost your principles?If you continue to behave like an emperor, the empire will perish sooner or later!

Bone Blossom: Are you a dramatist?They just want to cook noodles to eat.

Rabbit: ...Oh.

Wei Wuxian: "I think we will have dreams, it must be because of this rabbit, but this rabbit is too useless, how can you catch it easily, it looks no different from ordinary rabbits, the rabbit essence of thousands of years Cultivate yourself like this?"

Tuji: Who said, I have three thousand steel-toothed rabbits, okay?

Bai Gu Sheng Hua: I thought you were going to say that you have three thousand family rules.

Tuji: Get out!Get out!Yiling Patriarch really didn't have any interesting things under his seat!

Bone Blossom: Tsk tsk tsk, swearing at others when you say you can't do it, are you still a rabbit who doesn't know where to go?Be upright.

Rabbit: ... Death!

Wei Wuxian: "Why did you just say a few words and then fade away? Glass heart? Come on, my boy, don't say you're weak. A Yuan will come over later, and I'll ask him to bring you carrots."

Rabbit: Hey!What a fairy!I swear I'll never speak ill of you again!

Bai Gusheng was hesitant to speak but stopped, hasn't he been deceived enough by the boss?Silly and sweet?Stupid rabbit?

Lan Wangji was busy in the kitchen. Wei Wuxian likes spicy food, so he went to learn various Sichuan dishes, including Wei Wuxian's favorite spicy crayfish. Today he made spicy crayfish noodles. The troublesome crayfish is ready.

Wei Wuxian's nose is very useful at this time, so he went to the kitchen to steal a meal after looking for it.

Lan Wangji was still wearing the bunny apron that Wei Wuxian bought for him in the supermarket.

Standing behind Lan Wangji, Wei Wuxian patted his left shoulder, then poked his head out from his right and took a crayfish.

Wei Wuxian: "Oh, it's hot!"

Lan Wangji looked at Wei Wuxian helplessly, then took the crayfish out of his mouth, peeled the shell and put it in Wei Wuxian's mouth.

Wei Wuxian immediately opened his mouth and swallowed the shrimp meat, not forgetting to lick the soup off Lan Wangji's fingers.

Lan Wangji lowered his eyes and looked at his fingers in a daze.

Wei Wuxian: "Second brother, you are so kind! It tastes so good! You can get married just because of this skill!"

Lan Wangji looked at Wei Wuxian: "Really?"

Wei Wuxian was a little embarrassed: "Um, of course not! But I'm really jealous of the person who will marry you in the future, a perfect and exemplary husband! I don't know who will be cheaper than our handsome second brother in the future. "

Lan Wangji: "Yes."

Wei Wuxian smiled brightly at Lan Wangji and acted like a baby: "Brother Lan, can I have another one?"

Lan Wangji: "Don't eat too much before meal time."

Wei Wuxian: "Just one, another one! The last one."

Lan Wangji said he wouldn't let Wei Wuxian eat it, but the ink smeared here and there, and he fed him another five or six shrimp.Wei Wuxian didn't leave the kitchen to open the door for Wen Yuan and the others until there was a knock on the door. When he opened the door, Lan Wangji had doubts about himself. He should be a principled person, right?

Looking at the small pile of lobster shells, Lan Wangji once again felt a deep sense of powerlessness, who the hell is Wei Wuxian!

"Woc! It's this rabbit!"

When Nie Huaisang saw the two rabbits on the coffee table, he jumped onto Wen Yuan's body.

Wen Yuan: "It's so heavy! I can't hold you, you're about to collapse."

Wen Yuan still had a bag of carrots in his hand, and threw Nie Huaisang who was hanging on his body out.

Wen Ruohan: ... What is it like to be greeted and hugged as soon as you go out?

Wen Ruohan threw Nie Huaisang in his arms onto the sofa: "What are you guys doing?"

Wei Wuxian was far away from Nie Huaisang, and Nie Huaisang couldn't reach him, so he had to hide behind Wen Ruohan, who was closest.

Nie Huaisang: "Rabbit! That rabbit!"

Wen Ruohan: "What's wrong with the rabbit? Are you afraid of rabbits?"

Are there people in this world who are afraid of rabbits?

Wei Wuxian: "This rabbit is a rabbit that came out of the Lan's burial complex. It is the rabbit on the joint coffin I mentioned back then. You didn't believe me back then, but they came out to testify to me."

Wei Wuxian took the carrot from Wen Yuan's hand and didn't wash it, so he took out one to seduce the rabbit.

The carrot in his hand is like a cat teasing stick, slipping away from the rabbit.Not to mention that these two rabbits really don't look like they have lived for thousands of years. They can be slipped away for a carrot, and they even fell off the coffee table.

Tuji: What kind of rubbish is this!Why have I been reluctant to touch your side since thousands of years ago, don't you know it yourself?

Wen Ruohan: ...Is this the IQ of the Rabbit Spirit who has practiced for thousands of years?How about a joke?

Wei Wuxian threatened the two rabbits with a carrot: "What are you two doing to sneak out after us?"

Tuji: Cane maker? This person?

Wen Ruohan: "Can you be normal? It's better to threaten the rabbits with carrots than stew them."

Lan Wangji: ...you were also led astray by them.

Ouyang Zizhen asked a deafening question at this time: "If they don't know how to speak human language, wouldn't we be asking in vain?"

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Yes, can rabbits speak human language?Will a rabbit who has become a smart rabbit be able to speak human language?What if the rabbit can't speak human language?

Wei Wuxian put down the carrot in his hand in embarrassment, as if there was a real possibility, after all, the two rabbits hadn't spoken to each other since they were first captured.

Wen Ning didn't understand why, so he suddenly turned cold: "I'm a little hungry, otherwise let's eat first."

So it is good to stay a little longer, at least it can break the rigid situation.

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The author has something to say:

Lan Wangji: I am a very principled person

Wei Wuxian: Brother Lan, I want another one!

Lan Wangji: OK

Nie Huaisang: There are principles [applause]

Wen Ning: ... I can also peel the shrimp for the young master [grievance]

Lan Xichen: Wangji, don't deceive yourself and others. Your principle is in Wuxian...

Lan Jingyi: Vulnerable?