[Magic Way] After a thousand years, I pouted my own native language

It is also the first time that Rouge has set foot in the human world in the past thousands of years. In the past, it was the bones and flowers that sent her the news. The current human world is really different from before.

Xue Yang: "Sister, this, this dress is too tight!"

Xue Yang changed into modern clothes and felt that he was not good at anything.

Rouge: "I'm not that strong, I should just get used to it."

Xue Yang: "Sister, do you have a flat chest?"

Rouge's eyes stabbed at Xue Yang like a knife.

Xue Yang made a zip gesture around his mouth.

Although Xue Yang came out here, he was tightly guarded, and he didn't even have time to make trouble.

Although Xue Yang has only been out for two days, his learning ability is quite strong.Smoking, drinking, fighting and everything.Of course, fighting refers to fighting each other in online games.

Xue Yang: "I won't go! I won't die!"

Just now I heard that Rouge said that he was going to Nie's house to find Shaoyao and Xue Yang was in a bad mood, he refused to meet Nie Huaisang with his life, that was his shadow!

Xue Yang: "Help, you're being molested! They're robbing civilian men in broad daylight!"

Rouge: "..." I really haven't been in Jianghu for many years, how dare I kidnap any mess?

Rouge: "I'll feed you and drink for you. If you don't study hard for me, you actually learn to smoke, drink, burn your head and play games like a local ruffian! You are exactly like your irresponsible father!"

Xue Yang:? ? ?

The style of the painting turned downwards, and the crowd who had been watching the theater condemned the young man in the rebellious period, saying that it is not easy for your mother to pull you out of your shit and urine, and you have to listen to your mother.

Xue Yang: ...Listen to Nima coins!I just met a werewolf!farewell!

Yan Zhi grabbed Xue Yang's back collar: "Where do you want to go?"

Xue Yang: "Sister, I was wrong, please let me live."

Rouge: "You are so dead that you can't die anymore, what are you going to do to survive?"

Xue Yang: Damn!

After the Chinese New Year, Wei Wuxian's family of three went down the mountain, and his son was halfway through his freshman year before his parents came to visit his son's school. These parents are really big-hearted.

In fact, although Zang Se and Wen Ruohan are friends, Zang Se doesn't like Wen Ruohan very much. If I have to say it, it's probably the same as Lan Wangji's feelings for Nie Huaisang. He gave [-]% trust but would stab him to death if he had the chance!Even if there is no chance, create an opportunity to kill him!

"Wen Ruohan, you old rascal, let go of your hand from my patriarch Ze's shoulder!"

As soon as Lan Qiren entered the door, he heard Zang Sezhong's angry roar, and couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, this magic stick really hasn't changed at all!

The father of Lan Wangji and Lan Xichen, who is also the current Patriarch of the Lan family, also came to this antique exhibition. Hearing the voice of Zang Se, his footsteps involuntarily paused. He wanted to go home. Really, he shouldn't be today. Come!

Lan Qiren: "Brother, are you alright?"

Patriarch Lan: "Maybe...not very good."

Lan Xichen and Lan Wangji, who were following them, were a little puzzled. Their father was a big boss who had never changed his face before the collapse of Mount Tai. Today's emotional leakage was a bit exaggerated. Even in the eyes of outsiders, the head of the Lan family Still steady and hidden.

As the leader of the Lan family, even though he was reluctant, he finally walked in front of Wen Ruohan and the other three.

Zang Se saw his rival in love who was still as handsome even after forty years old, so he immediately put Wei Changze behind him: "Qing Heng!"

Qingheng smiled very reluctantly: "Long time no see Nagasawa Zangse."

Wei Changze smiled helplessly at Qingheng.

Nie HuaiSang sneaked up to Wei WuXian who was eating dessert, his gossiping heart ablaze: "Brother Wei, what's going on?"

Wei Wuxian: "What else could it be? In the Shura field, the rivals in love are extremely jealous when they meet."

Lan Jingyi: "Rival in love? I don't think so, and our patriarch and wife have a very good relationship."

Nie Huaisang: "I also think that Uncle Changze is very gentle towards Uncle Lan and Wen Ruohan."

Wei Wuxian: "You've got the wrong partner, the Shura Field belongs to my father, and my mother stubbornly thinks that Mr. Qingheng, Mr. Wen Wen, is her rival in love."

Nie Mingjue: ...

Lan Wangji: ...

Lan Xichen: ...

Nie Huaisang: "Wow, this melon..."

Wei Wuxian: "My mother has been drinking this vinegar for many years. The key point is that Old Wen is not married yet, so my mother has always been vigilant that Wen Ruohan will cheat on her."

Warmth: "Auntie is really Excellent. "

Wei Wuxian: "Isn't it? All friends have become rivals in love."

Nie HuaiSang: "And the rivals in love have a lot of background."

Zang Se separated Wen Ruohan and Wei Changze: "Why on earth would I want to rob a man!"

Wen Ruohan pointed at Qing Heng: "It's not one, it's two."

Qing Heng: "My wife and I are very affectionate, please don't provoke discord."

Wen Ruohan took a step back, stretched out his hand to press Zang Se's back and pushed her away, and put his arm on Wei Changze's shoulder: "Go drink later."

Zang Se turned around and pulled Wen Ruohan, who was pushed away again: "No! I'm going too."

Wen Ruohan: "I won't take you to play."

Wen Ruohan raised an eyebrow at Qing Heng: "Can I give you a box of milk? Cow's milk or goat's milk?"

Qing Heng: "Can't you get me a pot of tea?"

Wen Ruohan: "Tea is so expensive, you can pay for it by drinking milk."

Wei Wuxian jumped out: "Bring me one for drinking!"

Qing Heng looked at Wei Wuxian: "This is Ah Xian, right?"

Wei Changze nodded: "Ah Xian, call me Uncle."

Wei Wuxian had a very pleasing smile: "Hello, Uncle!"

Qing Heng laughed and said, "Sure enough, he was carved out of the same mold as Brother Nagasawa."

Zangse: "Am I not worthy of having a name? My son came out of my belly!"

Wen Ruohan: "Why have you never called me uncle?"

Wei Wuxian: "Because my mother said you were trying to become my stepmother."

Wen Ruohan: "Fuck you mad stepmother, brat!"

Zang Se: "Hey! You guys!"

Wei Changze reluctantly shook off Wen Ruohan's hand, walked to Zang Se's side and hugged her: "Okay, stop making trouble."

Looking at Wei Wuxian tenderly: "Your father is really super Su, it's not wrong to be in the Shura field."

Nie HuaiSang: "It's really not wrong, is it a family tradition that you can flirt so much?"

Wei Wuxian: "My dad can't flirt with girls or guys. In my mother's words, he is a piece of wood. The only time he got enlightened was to confess his love to my mom. My mom can't flirt, but she can do it."

Nie Huaisang: "It's my own, Brother Wei, you are a big piece of wood that can be teased and made."

Wei Wuxian: "Fuck you!"

Wei Wuxian himself thinks that his emotional intelligence is super high, but this is just his illusion.Nie Huaisang has a high EQ, but he suffered from Waterloo depending on the time of day and the situation, and he fought to the end.Not to mention Wen Ning, EQ has nothing to do with him at all.This is probably a friend, a tree and a nest.

Just... quite a moment of silence for their object.

After visiting the antique exhibition, the group really reserved a large private room to drink, even Lan Qiren who had a bad face was forced to sit in the seat.

As the most drinking baby in the audience, Wei Wuxian was ruthlessly isolated by the elder group.

Alas, the life of Dugu Qiubai is obviously boring!

Wei Wuxian: "Second brother Lan, brother Xichen, why don't you guys drink Jingyi? I'll pour it for you."

Nie MingJue stood in the way for Lan XiChen: "It's better to avoid it, the Lan family not only pours a glass, but the quality of the wine is poor."

Nie Huaisang: "Bad wine?"

Nie Huaisang looked at Lan Xichen curiously, and to tell the truth, he had never seen Lan Xichen drink.

Lan Xichen's face was full of embarrassment, he really didn't have the slightest impression.

Wei WuXian poured Nie MingJue a glass: "Brother, tell me, we're so prepared."

Nie MingJue: "There's no way to guard against them. They won't give up until they reach their goals when they're drunk."

Nie Huaisang: "For example?"

Nie MingJue: "Holding my thigh, he will sleep with me at night, and his hands are very strong."

Wow!

Lan Xichen is now so embarrassed that he wants to find a crack in the ground and sneak in.

Wen Ruohan: "You father and son are carved out of the same mold, you get drunk in the same way."

Qing Heng can be regarded as someone who has seen the big world, besides his embarrassment, why haven't these three seen?Still drinking tea calmly, of course the tea is brought.

In fact, he was not so thick-skinned in the past, probably because of the friend effect, one friend is thicker than the other, and he can't be friends without thickening up!And sooner or later he would die in shame and anger, yes, just like Lan Qiren did.

Wei Wuxian: "Is this a big deal? Small question, let's have a toast, brother Xichen, I'll do whatever you want."

Lan Xichen: ...

Although it doesn't seem to be a big deal, Wei Wuxian's brave operation is really let down.

Wen Ruohan: No, I don't have the courage. If Qingheng were to hold me to sleep overnight, his wife would definitely come to see me the next morning with a knife.Am I just not getting married?What can I do?As for each one like a wolf guard?My sexual orientation is normal!

Lan Xichen: It's just a snack, brother, you can take care of it!

Lan Wangji has no time to talk to Lan Xichen right now, he is debating whether to drink the wine in the glass, after all Wei Wuxian poured it.

Lan Xichen: Brother, forget it, maybe my drinking capacity has improved?Maybe it's not a glass pour this time?

When the two were struggling, the weak and helpless little Lan Jingyi was tricked by Nie Huaisang and Wei Wuxian into drinking a small cup of wine.

Nie Huaisang waved his hand in front of Lan Jingyi's eyes, "How is it? Are you drunk?"

Lan Jingyi's eyes were out of focus.

Nie HuaiSang: "It's amazing, it's really pouring in a glass!"

Nie Huaisang's super-rare quick reaction pulled Wen Yuan by his side, and pushed Lan Jingyi who was about to pounce on him.

Wen Yuan: "Nie Huaisang! Be a human being!"

Lan Jingyi was confused: "Why is it A Yuan? It's okay, hug me!"

The drunk Lan Jingyi was super clingy, even with Wen Yuan's strength, he didn't break free for a while, and was hugged again after breaking free. Ouyang Zi really stayed away from Lan Jingyi silently, his strength was weak, It's not like Wen Yuan can break free.

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The author has something to say:

Wen Ruohan: When drinking, you should throw out the spoilers, such as Lan, or Wei Wuxian

Wei Wuxian: What happened to me?

Wei Changze: Because you're not drunk, son!

Tibetan Color: Those who pour one cup and those who don’t get drunk no matter how much they drink are the most annoying people on the wine table!