[Magic Way] After a thousand years, I pouted my own native language

After the final exam, no matter what the result was, the next morning Wei Wuxian slept in the dark. He refused to answer the phone that rang countless times and stayed up for several nights to make up lessons. The important thing is to catch up on sleep, there is nothing more important than sleep.

Fortunately, Wen Ning was in the same dormitory as him, otherwise it would be too disturbing to lose contact like this.

What finally woke Wei Wuxian up was the smell of spicy duck neck.

Wei Wuxian: "It smells so good, Wen Ning, did you buy something good?"

Wei Wuxian poked his head and glanced under the bed in a daze, but it wasn't Wen Ning as he expected, but Lan Wangji who called him just before the exam to wish him well.

Wei Wuxian woke up in an instant and jumped off the upper bunk.

Wei Wuxian: "Why is it you? Brother Lan? It smells so good, did you buy it for me?"

Lan Wangji looked at Wei Wuxian's sleepy flushed face, and couldn't help but twitch his fingertips slightly: "I made it myself, do you want to try it?"

Wei Wuxian: "Wait for me to wash up, I'll be right back!"

Wei WuXian washes up so fast, for fear that if he comes back late, he won't have anything to eat.

Wei Wuxian came to the table and grabbed a piece of duck neck and stuffed it into his mouth, eating with a happy face.

Wei Wuxian: "Ah, how can there be such a perfect person as you, Lan Wangji, in this world? Good-looking, strong, and delicious to cook! If I were a girl, I would definitely agree with you! Lai I will also rely on you!"

Hearing Wei Wuxian's words, Lan Wangji paused, and opened another insulated box, which contained some porridge.

Lan Wangji: "Wake up in the morning and eat some staple food to warm your stomach."

Wei Wuxian didn't want to drink porridge at first, but when he saw that Lan Wangji was feeding the spoon to his mouth, he felt embarrassed not to drink it, but it seemed weird to drink it, in order to prevent Lan Wangji from serving it too much. After a while, Wei Wuxian still opened his mouth and drank the porridge on his lips.

One mouthful of porridge, one duck neck, and soon a box of duck necks was exhausted, Wei Wuxian looked at Lan Wangji's face and suddenly thought of the complicated relationship between Yiling Patriarch and Hanguang-Jun , he and Lan Wangji seem to be these two in their past lives, right?Then if he was with Lan Wangji, would he be able to eat and drink openly in the future?

For the sake of delicious food and evil, Wei Wuxian extended his eager claws to Lan Wangji.

Wei Wuxian: "Second brother, do you think I..."

Wei Wuxian's thought of wanting to make a promise with his body was interrupted by a confused voice before he could say it.

"It smells so good, Wen Ning, what did you bring for Brother Wei? Bring me one."

It turned out that Wei Wuxian was not the only one who slept until the sun was up, but also Nie Huaisang, who went to the next door to snag a bed for tutoring and didn't come back until the end of the exam yesterday. Nie Huaisang half propped up and looked under the bed, his eyes fell on Lan Wangji and Wei Wei On Wuxian, he might not have woken up, he pointed at Lan Wangji and said, "I just think that Lan Wangji, you little goblin, is plotting against our brother Wei! The evidence is convincing! You actually want to use Delicious food seduces Brother Wei, let me tell you... Whoops! Who hit me!"

In order to prevent Nie Huaisang from going blind, and to save his life, Wei Wuxian very quickly smashed Nie Huaisang's head with the chicken bone he had eaten.

Wei Wuxian: "Go back to sleep before you wake up! Talk so much! Close your eyes and lie down, sleep!"

Oh!

Nie Huaisang, who just woke up, had better be abducted, he is incredibly well-behaved, he can listen to whatever he says, and let him sell himself.

Wei Wuxian, who was interrupted by Nie Huaisang, calmed down as if he had been poured with cold water. He was extremely guilty. How could he treat an honest person like this?Isn't this the little brother who cheated others?Fortunately, I haven't started fooling people yet, otherwise my conscience wouldn't justify it.

Wei Wuxian didn't think about why so many chefs who cook delicious food didn't even think about making promises with their bodies, but they just fell on Lan Wangji's fuselage?I don't know if the red line was taken away by him. This reflex arc is really outrageous.

Lan Wangji didn't react much, he knew from the beginning that Nie Huaisang was still asleep, so he simply came over to feed him, and boil a... stone?

Lan Wangji: "Are you full?"

Wei Wuxian: "Well, I'm full, thank you second brother for the loving breakfast."

Lan Wangji: "You don't need to say thank you, where do you want to go after the exam?"

Wei Wuxian thought for a while: "There's nothing special I want to go, but before the exam, I made an appointment with Nie Huaisang and the others to go to the bar for a drink after the exam, but that will have to wait until the evening, is there any place you want to go? ?”

To be honest, Lan Wangji came here to accompany Wei Wuxian. If he hadn't come out to look for him, Lan Wangji would have been bored at home reading books all day without taking them out.

Lan Wangji: "Would you like to pay homage to the ancestor of Yiling?"

puff!

Wei Wuxian, who was drinking water, dedicated all his water to the prickly pear on the table, and wanted to worship him in front of his own face?Lan Wangji, didn't you really get worn by Nie Huaisang?

Lan Wangji: "The initial location of the mass grave has been determined, and we should be leaving in the next few days. We still need to pay respects before we leave."

Wei Wuxian: "...Here, are you sure you're not making fun of me."

Lan Wangji: "No."

Wei Wuxian: Shit!I'm not blind, I can clearly see the bright smile in your eyes!Well, you Lan Wangji has learned badly!But what happened if you couldn't refuse?Sure enough, I was a little guilty just preparing to fool others.

Wei Wuxian: "Okay then, if you want to go, I will accompany you. This is the first time I pay homage to Yiling Patriarch. It feels a little strange. When you said I didn't know that Yiling Patriarch was myself. I didn't go to worship him, but after knowing it, I went to worship myself instead, what's the reason for that?"

Lan Wangji: "Go and change clothes, I'll wait for you."

Wei Wuxian: "Okay."

The two walked side by side at the temple fair, not to mention that there were quite a few people who came to pay homage to the ancestors of Yiling.

Wei Wuxian was a little curious: "What day is it today? Why are there so many people coming to pay homage to Yiling Patriarch?"

Lan Wangji: "Most of the people who come now are students. Because the exams are over, they are basically here to fulfill their wishes, and some are about to prepare for a long trip or go home, and come to pray for a safe journey."

Wei Wuxian was shocked: "You must pass every exam, why do you want to worship Yiling Patriarch?"

Lan Wangji: "Firstly, the ancestors of Yiling invented many instruments and things, which have been blessed for thousands of years, and they are symbols of wisdom. he."

Wei Wuxian was embarrassed: "I'm still a little uncomfortable hearing you brag about the ancestors of Yiling."

Lan Wangji: "It's not bragging, it's the truth."

Wei Wuxian nodded helplessly in response, it's a fact, it's a fact, enough of you fanatical fans!What kind of magic filter did time put on the ancestor of Yiling?How come I don't feel like I'm so awesome?

The statue of Yiling Patriarch is not a portrait, but a black flute surrounded by cloud patterns and tiger rune patterns. The appearance of that flute is exactly the same as the Chen Qing in Wei Wuxian's hand. This statue struck Wei Wuxian again. Xian told him again and again that you are the legendary Yiling Patriarch, accept your fate.

Wei Wuxian: "Fortunately, Nie Huaisang and the others didn't say that they would come out to pay homage to Yiling Patriarch before the exam, otherwise I would have died of embarrassment?"

Lan Wangji looked at Wei Wuxian hesitantly to speak, it wasn't that they didn't bring it, maybe they didn't see it because they begged you to focus on the endorsement.

Wei Wuxian looked at the lottery that Lan Wangji took out with some doubts: "Second brother, didn't we come to pray for a safe journey? What are you doing with the marriage lottery? Did you get it wrong?"

Lan Wangji: "No, I'm here to seek marriage, and by the way, to wish for a safe journey."

Wei Wuxian was even more confused: "Huh? Yiling Patriarch still cares about this? Shouldn't you go to Yuelao Temple?"

Lan Wangji: "My marriage can only be achieved by worshiping the ancestors of Yiling."

Wei Wuxian: Huh? ? ?Why?Am I older than the moon?

Wei Wuxian held the stick in his hand and sighed, asking himself what kind of devil's operation is he?Otherwise, he would have signed the marriage contract instead, which would be easier to accept.

Wei Wuxian suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "Ah! That's right, I can go to worship Lord Hanguang!"

Lan Wangji: "There is no Lord Hanguang here, only Patriarch Yiling."

Wei Wuxian: "Why? Aren't they Taoist companions?"

Lan Wangji: "...You didn't answer that way in the exam, did you?"

Wei Wuxian suddenly realized that now only they know that Patriarch Yiling and Lord Hanguang are a couple, and the world still thinks that they are enemies in the past, so building temples of these two people together will prevent them from fighting?

It is no wonder that the temples of General Qihuang, the genius doctor and ghost, are always built together, and Chifeng Zun and Zangfeng Zun are built together, but it is strange to say that this Zangfeng Zun has very strange attributes. It's safe, it's not a big problem next to the ancestors of Yiling, but if it is built alone, it will be unknown, good or bad, in short, it is quite evil.

But the most important thing is that Zang Fengzun's temple can't be next to Lord Hanguang. Everyone doesn't know what's going on, and no one can ask. In short, if these two build a temple next to each other, it must be a very dangerous place. Go to war.

Everyone didn't quite understand this routine, but Lan Wangji understood now that he and Nie Huaisang couldn't get along well whether they were alive or dead, gods or ghosts!

In the end, Wei Wuxian still went next door to pay homage to Zang Feng Zun. That’s right, the largest temple in the imperial capital is next to Yiling Patriarch and Zang Feng Zun. I don’t know if Lan Wangji has the idea of ​​demolishing the temple for a moment?

If Nie Huaisang knew that Wei Wuxian had come to beg him for marriage, would he use his own head to test the hardness of the school dormitory walls?

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The author has something to say:

Nie Huaisang: I swear, I really fell asleep today. I don’t even have the ability to think independently. How could I be a light bulb and a stumbling block?

Wen Ning: I don't believe it, you have

Lan Jingyi: I don't believe it, you have

Wen Yuan: I don't believe it, you have

Ouyang Zizhen: I don't believe it, you have

Nie Huaisang: All right