Zaizafang

Osamu Dazai, who already knew the development of the plot, was not in a hurry to find another family after defecting.

His current mood can be said to be very good, and he doesn't need to fill himself with busy work.For the time being, I don't seem to be confused by the so-called meaning of life. Most of the worries on my body have been removed, and I am very free.

There are so many things that a free Dazai like a child can do.If it wasn't for Yokohama's need to watch, he would have bought a plane ticket, flew to a distant place, and made a big fuss with the combination and the rats of the dead house, and caused them some trouble.

It doesn't mean anything, I just want to retaliate at will.After playing for a year and a half, come back to clean up the whites, formally find a job and continue to toss the people of Yokohama.

God knows what fun things would have happened if he hadn't had another Dazai at home consuming such exuberant energy.

At least now Osamu Dazai devotes most of his energy to the other Dazai.

Oda Saku told him to do it, so he chose to learn to cook.

Ok……

Although this matter is a bit dreamy, and it is thousands of miles away from the destination, he really did it.

When he went upstairs with a big bag of fresh ingredients, he bumped into his neighbor, who was so happy that he showed a warm smile.

Of course, it was a disguise, not his own face.

As soon as he entered the door, he threw away his wig and heavy coat, and went straight to the kitchen with the ingredients.

The other Dazai watched with cold eyes, and sarcastically said: "I can already see the scene of the disaster."

"There is no absolute thing in the world~ It's like who can imagine that the things you make can be eaten~"

Osamu Dazai heard the person outside snorted, and slammed the kitchen door shut.After a while, I heard footsteps walking around, probably opening all the windows of the house.

Don't have to wait a while for some poisonous gas to overflow from the kitchen.

Maybe we'll have dry bread and cold water for dinner today.

Osamu Dazai could imagine what that person was thinking at the moment.

He really didn't want to cook properly, he just found an excuse to be alone for a while.

……

Surprisingly, the food served by Osamu Dazai looked barely edible.He made a simple vegetable salad, sprinkled some seasonings and mixed it well, cut a few slices of white bread, and finally served canned crab meat on the dining table.

What requires craftsmanship is probably to pry open the canned crab meat one by one.

"Fresh fruits and vegetables, you don't dare to eat them, do you?" In order to prove that his cooking skills are good, Dazai Osamu always spoke with a slightly sarcastic tone, which made people inexplicably angry.

In order to convince the other party that the food he made was edible, he first put a pile of green leaves on the bread, and then made a simple version of a sandwich with a big lump of crab meat, and took a bite.

Heavy-flavored canned crab meat, served with light milky bread and refreshing vegetables, seems to be... really edible.

Dazai in the sand-colored windbreaker dubiously picked up two slices of lettuce with his chopsticks, put them on the bread, picked half a small tomato pickily, and took a long time to cover a piece of bread.

When he bit it down, he still had a "Are you trying to kill me" look on his face.

Fortunately, this look disappeared after chewing twice.

It was changed to "You really want to kill me".

Seeing that the trick was successful, Osamu Dazai immediately jumped up and grabbed his neck, covered his mouth at the same time, and shook it vigorously a few times like mixing a cocktail, forcing him to swallow the sandwich.

This violent swallowing method made someone's face turn blue and red.

"You can't use some tricks..."

Before he finished speaking, the person fell down.

The air was silent for a few seconds.Then Osamu Dazai carefully put down the person in his hands, and pushed the sandwich on the table aside—in fact, he didn't eat it, he just folded a piece of bread skillfully.

He still has some ideas about whether his "health sandwich" can be regarded as a normal food.

He poked the fainted man's face.

Didn't get any response.

Osamu Dazai, who was not at ease, pulled his bandage again. If there is still no response, maybe he really fell asleep.

A small smile curled up on his lips.

……

The effect of this health-preserving sandwich is as good as that of Vitality Stewed Chicken. The difference is that one makes people lose their vitality and groggy, while the other makes people feel bloody.

And it's too powerful.Rao Dazai, a person who can take sleeping pills like candy, also fell into a drowsy sleep for a long time, and when he woke up, it was already night, and there was no light in the gaps in the curtains.

Thinking is also groggy and muddy, and the senses are more like covered with a layer of veil, lazy, and don't want to distinguish anything.

Dazai took a while to get used to it.

He wanted to sit up and turn on the light, but he didn't expect that the power of the health sandwich was still there, so he couldn't support himself and fell down.

It happened to hold down a group of not-so-soft things.

"Ah!" the thing cried out.

Don't even think to know who it is.

"Pain, pain, pain—" After a period of squirming, there was a moaning, "Move, you have pressed my finger."

"Are you a screaming chicken?" The effect of the sandwich hadn't passed yet, his voice was slightly hoarse, and even the slander sounded faint, "You gave the medicine yourself, I'm too lazy to take it now."

"I didn't put any medicine on it. You'll definitely eat it after putting it on. I'm just cooking normally." Osamu Dazai retorted and pulled his finger out forcefully.

"Tell me, what do you want to do?"

As soon as this question came out, the previous relaxed atmosphere disappeared.

After a while, Osamu Dazai laughed twice, turned over and rolled to the other side.

"It's just a little surprise." Although I couldn't see clearly, I could feel Osamu Dazai sitting up and hugging the quilt, maybe his eyes were still shining at this moment, "You always seem to know everything, the more you do this, the more I feel Want to play tricks."

They left the lights on and let darkness fill the room.

Knowing everything and being able to do it is the domain of God.

The word god is too ridiculous.When Osamu Dazai said this word, nine out of ten listeners would laugh out loud, and one of them would think that his brain was damaged by the water, and would probably show pity and worry in his eyes.

Osamu Dazai, however, occasionally finds it impossible to get rid of the word.At an important juncture in his life, this person participated in and even interfered with his choices, and in other places in his life, he was pinched to death by this person.To be honest, he didn't like the feeling of being controlled by others, but he refused to get rid of this relationship no matter what.

It's amazing, two people and one person seem to be two different worlds, so that he has a sense of dependence that shouldn't exist.

But there is no eternal existence in the world.

It's just a question of what's beautiful together causing sadness.

Even if he is given eternal time, it may not be able to solve this problem.

Time flowed quietly in the darkness, Osamu Dazai grasped another person's hand in the darkness, as accurately as if he could see clearly.

When the fingertips touched, there was a slight warmth.

"I want to do something you don't know about." Dazai Osamu said in a low voice, "You can't escape now anyway, can I skip the steps mentioned?"

"......Can't."

"That's it..." Osamu Dazai, who was shameless once he made up his mind, leaned closer until the breaths he exhaled could be entangled together.Too loud a voice would destroy the atmosphere at the moment, so he had no choice but to say in a breathy voice: "Tomorrow is full moon, the moonlight must be very good, let's go to Santuchuan together? Of course I don't mind if you want to use other methods."

He took the initiative to lean over and gave a cat-like scratching kiss.

......

......

"Why do I think this is still within your expectations!"

Osamu Dazai lifted the quilt angrily, fished out the new bandage beside the bed, and rolled it around himself bit by bit.

Purely out of breath.

"There is no such thing." Dazai finally felt that the effect of the health-preserving sandwich was completely over, and the blood flow returned to normal, even a little faster.He originally wanted to pretend to be plain, but he really couldn't help it, so he laughed out loud: "In this matter, you are still too tender."

A mass of bandages slammed over.

In order to understand the anger, I had to bear the pain with a smile and accept it with my face.

Not long after, the energetic young man jumped up and held him down again, and he could see the iris eyes shining brightly, a little moister than honey.

"I'll take it as you admit it." Osamu Dazai licked his lips, "You can do whatever you want, only today."

"really?"

Osamu Dazai nodded hesitantly.It's all about paying something for the result...even if it's morality.

So a pair of hands gently caressed the back of his neck, fingers running through the hair.

Accompanied by a slight pain.

Iris' eyes widened.

The thin needles in the back of his neck quickly paralyzed his body, his tongue was stiff, and he couldn't even say "why".But he believed that the man could understand his eyes.

"It's a pity that I'm going to disappoint you." Dazai Osamu's eyes were blank, and the other party didn't want to look at him at all, "Smart people are more likely to believe their own speculations, right?"

"Why do you think I'd be emotionally attached to a character in a game?"

"Also, when did you believe that I am the 'Dazai Osamu' from another world?"

The author has something to say:

The pigeons return to their cages.

（发这章的时候系统崩了四次，晋江什么时候修修服务器啊——）感谢在2021-05-2301:38:11~2021-07-0201:36:30期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 40 bottles of the song of listening to the wind in the ancient city; 489419212 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!