Why Don't You Coax Me?

Ran Shu held his mobile phone and watched the live broadcast for a while, and the host finally started to interview Sui Houyu, so he dropped some special effects gifts.

It seemed to be motivated by him, and many accounts who knew his fans by seeing their names began to vote gifts, and in an instant, the live broadcast room became extremely lively.

Logically speaking, Sui Hou Yu should be far less popular than Hou Mo.

Hou Mo is good at both singles and doubles, especially with Grand Slam honors. His appearance is also good enough, and his personality is also very good.

Suihou Yu specialized in men's doubles and did not participate in other sports, so his exposure was limited.

However, Sui Hou Yu's popularity is still extremely high, mainly because he is very strong, his appearance is too outstanding, and his eyebrows and eyes are so delicate that no flaws can be picked out.

Moreover, Sui Hou Yu and Hou Mo have a lot of CP fans, and he often appears on camera with Hou Mo.

On the other hand, Ran Shu always mentioned Sui Houyu, and Sui Houyu's exposure also increased accordingly.

When it came to Sui Houyu's interview, he also talked about daily training and early experience in general.

In the later stage, Ran Shu was also mentioned as expected, after all, many viewers who watched the live broadcast were more concerned.

Suihou Yu said in a very casual tone: "Ran Shu and I have known each other since we were very young. At that time, I would always enroll in many supplementary classes, and he would also learn dance, vocal music and so on. We have known each other since then.

"At that time, in the eyes of many people, I was not a normal child. I was irritable and irritable uncontrollably. He was the only one who played with me. We were not allowed to play together in his house. He was locked up and not allowed to go out, so he ran away from home. Come and find me."

The host then sighed: "It's really good to have such a good friend."

Suihou Yu laughed: "Of course, although I want to kill him [-] times a day, the reasons are different each time."

The host seemed to be reminding him: "Ran Shu seems to be watching the live broadcast."

"He owes a beating whether he looks at it or not."

[That's right, I'm a fan of my uncle, and I want to mess with him too. 】

[Get him! 】

[Bamboo horses and bamboo horses are so sweet, Yushu Linfeng is real! 】

[Brother Yu, help us beat him! 】

The host asked again: "Since you learned to dance in the early days, why did you become an athlete in the later stage? In fact, you can also enter the entertainment industry?"

"Actually, it's not that you can enter the entertainment industry after learning, and not everyone is Ran Shu."

"Is this an endorsement of Ran Shu?"

"He does have talent in that area, and he works hard. Of course, his luck is really... very good."

"luck?"

Sui Houyu nodded: "Yes, he failed the art exam in the first year, and entered Communication University in the second year with the lowest score No.1. There was only one winner in the school celebration lottery draw, and he was the one who won the prize. The manager who just arrived took a fancy to it and directly entered the entertainment circle."

Hou Mo had been listening, and interrupted at this moment: "Yes, chasing cats can make headlines, but who else can be. Don't talk about chasing cats, even chasing bears won't have the same effect."

[Uncle's talent show: Koi chasing cats. 】

[Hahahaha, things about Shushu are always funny. 】

The host seemed to be watching the barrage, and said: "Let's see what questions the fans want to ask, oh...someone asked if Ran Shu is really conservative, is he single?"

Suihou Yu waved his hand: "Not conservative, quite capable of making trouble, and once had a lover."

[Ever been in love? ! 】

[I thought my uncle was bragging, he was simply a model for single mothers! 】

【Who is the ex? 】

[Only one predecessor?Many years ago, right? 】

Suihou Yu could also see the barrage on the enlarged screen obliquely in front of him, and replied, "Yes, just an ex."

【I do not believe. 】

[I think uncle should be very extreme, either Mudan or Neptune. 】

Suihou Yu looked at the screen and said, "It's really only one, but it broke up and got back together more than 800 times."

【Why does this happen? 】

【what happened? 】

[Is Shu Shu a scumbag? 】

Suihou Yu pointed to the screen and said, "It's a fake fan at first glance, but with Ran Shu's personality, would he lack a reason to break up?"

[Suddenly becomes reasonable. 】

【understood. 】

[My friend wanted to beat him to death eight hundred times, my ex broke up with him eight hundred times, my uncle's daily life is so rich. 】

[Uncle may be really unpopular when he falls in love. 】

[I can't imagine what kind of purgatory it would be to fall in love with Shushu. 】

At this time, Ran Shu's special effects gift swiped the screen again.

Suihou Yu looked at the screen and laughed: "He's here to pay the hush money, that's fine, let's not talk about it."

Ran Shu heaved a sigh of relief after watching Sui Houyu's live broadcast.

He quickly sent a message to Suihou Yu: Brother Yu, why are you talking about everything!

Brother Yu is as beautiful as a flower: You told me, I asked you beforehand.

RS: You don't need to mention the breakup, otherwise fans will think I'm a scumbag.

Brother Yu is as beautiful as a flower: Oh, yes, I heard you are reconciled?

RS: No, he didn't mention it.

After waiting for a while, Suihou Yu didn't return.

He usually doesn't quarrel with Suihou Yu, and if he doesn't return, he won't return. He goes to work on his own.

After a while, Sui Hou Yu returned to him: Alright, clean up Hou Mo, you should go to bed early.

RS: Well, okay.

Ran Shu didn't realize that there was something wrong here, but immersed himself in his super talk, watching how the eldest nieces discussed him.

Then from time to time to refute a sentence, to clarify for yourself.

It's the accusation, not the uncle's accusation: According to my guess, I don't think it's a good thing to be an uncle's girlfriend.

According to his words, he will never lose when he quarrels with his girlfriend, and he will make his girlfriend doubt his life, and maybe his girlfriend will coax him.

The gifts he gives on holidays may also be very straight, and he will pick on the gifts given by the other party that are not in line with his wishes.

The more I think about it, the more I feel that this kind of boyfriend is not ideal, no wonder they always break up.

Ran Shu quickly tapped the keyboard with his fingers and replied: Falling in love with me is extremely blissful!

What he didn't expect was that the fans responded indifferently.

It's Shukong, not Shukong. Reply to Ran Shu: For example?

He looked at the screen and fell into a long silence.

Before San offered him...happy?

He thought about it carefully, he had a small fight every three days, a big fight every five days, and an average of two and a half breakups in a quarter, would Sang Xian feel happy?

As for the quarrel.

Sang Xian didn't quarrel with him, and usually told him what to say, only when he made too much noise, Sang Xian got angry and fucked him hard.

Gone.

After thinking about this, he instantly woke up.

No wonder Sang Xian didn't mention reunion for a long time, because he was tired of him?

Falling in love with him does not seem to be a good thing.

He conducted a deep self-examination.

Then he made up his mind - he would never change, if Sang Xian dared to empathize with him, he would kill Sang Xian, no one should think about it.

No, he should let Sang Xian go, and then find ten or eight boyfriends, all of them are better than Sang Xian!

A few days later, Ran Shu was still brooding over that Weibo post, because he didn't reply to the separate reply, which caused him to be ridiculed even more.

Ever since, he became the male artist with the least girlfriend fans in the entertainment industry.

He and his fans are family, there can be no love.

Fans are not willing to fall in love with him, let alone Sang Xian.

Ran Shu was depressed for several days.

That night, Ran Shu took a photo of himself in the mosquito bag, edited it again, and sent it to Sang Xian.

RS: [image]

RS: I was bitten by a mosquito, are you here to visit?

Sang Xian replied fairly quickly: Can I tickle you when I go?

RS: You lie down next to me so the mosquitoes only bite you and not me.

X: Treat the symptoms but not the root cause. Let me help you think of other ways.

Ran Shu didn't understand what Sang Xian meant at first, until he received a courier a few days later.

After taking it apart, there was an electric mosquito coil lying quietly inside.

He looked at the relief of lilies on the electric mosquito coil, and he was a little puzzled. What is this gaudy decoration?

He didn't understand until he plugged in the power.

After plugging in, the lilies flashed with colorful light, and the single looped: "Good luck comes to wish you good luck, good luck brings joy and love, good luck brings us good luck...[1]"

The sound quality is also extremely poor.

Ran Shu stood quietly in front of the electric mosquito coil, looking at the colorful lights and listening to the festive music, he began to suspect that the mosquitoes were not killed by the mosquito coil, but by the shaking of the lights or the noise of the music.

He recorded a short video in front of the electric mosquito coil and asked Sang Xian: Is this the way you came up with?

X: Turn off the lights and have a look.

He raised his hand to turn off the light, except that the light of the electric mosquito coil was more brilliant, nothing else was different.

It wasn't until he raised his head subconsciously that he realized that there was actually a projection screen on the ceiling.

He looked at the huge LOGO of Sangxian Company on the roof of the shed, and followed the lights to change the colorful light.

Ran Shu: "..."

Very good, Sang Xian remembered his words, this LOGO is very big, very bright, very flashy.

Ran Shu unplugged the electric mosquito coil, picked up the phone: "Sang Xian, is there something wrong with you, have you seen this thing yourself? Do you think it looks good? Baidu's search engine is enough to find you, I guess you have to use Sogou!

"This thing really treats the symptoms and causes the root cause. If the mosquitoes are gone, I will be gone. The mosquitoes and I will perish together. There will be no future troubles on your side, will you? Remember, I will be buried in the same grave as the mosquitoes, the two of us Even being a ghost will not let you go. I and it can be regarded as dancing together, going to your dreams every day to kill you."

He sent three 60-second-long voices to Sang Xian in a row, with a growling tone.

After yelling, Ran Shu cleared his throat, shouting so loudly that his throat felt a little uncomfortable.

Still feeling puzzled, he took a mobile phone and recorded a short video of the mosquito coils.

In the video, there is a close-up of the electric mosquito coil, which is its usual state: "This is the warmth that the new boss of my agency gave me. I know that there are many mosquitoes on the set, so I gave this to me. It looks okay, after all, rich people Taste can't be expected."

Then he took the mosquito coil and plugged it in, the colored lights came on, and the music played: "Look, isn't it very colorful? There are also beautiful blessings."

Then turn off the lights and shine on the projection on the roof: "I wish the boss a prosperous business."

After recording, post on Weibo, all done in one go.

His account does need to charge some promotion fees for posting Weibo, and the price is expensive.

But if it is the product of your own boss, there is no problem.

Sure enough, the comments were hilarious.

[Hahaha, this can be included in the collection of ex-boyfriend gifts, and it can be ranked among the best. 】

[I thought the boss would be a very serious person, but I didn't expect... Hahaha. 】

[Are you sure you didn't take the opportunity to advertise? 】

[There is no trace of implantation at all. 】

After a while, Suihou Yu replied: Can't you dance disco on the spot when you see a mosquito?

Ran Shu replied to Suihou Yu: Do you want it?give you.

Sui Hou Yu replied to Ran Shu: Hou Mo is very interested.

Ran Shu replied to Suihou Yu: Throw it away and don't give it to him!

The author has something to say:

On the surface, I was very disgusted, but actually posted it on Weibo and showed it: My husband gave it to me.

[1] The lyrics of "Lucky Come" are not original.