Am I human? [Live]

When the book is used up, I hate it less.

Yun Chuan knew too little about this aspect, and he didn't even know what to say to make it up.

However, he has a good attitude and is not afraid of being fooled and overturned, so he changed the topic very perfunctorily.

"It's been so long, I can't remember."

The scene was a little stalemate.

Wang Yang quickly smoothed things over: "Your honor often forgets things. You have experienced such things a lot. It's normal to forget, just like I shared a table with someone for dinner last week, and now I don't even remember whether that person is a man or a woman, right? a ha ha ha……"

Yun Chuan nodded confidently: "You are right."

The atmosphere at the dinner table became lively again.

"Mu Yijue, you said that you have been in other places before, how is your development?"

"Let's make it happen. Many people don't believe this. They wouldn't come to me if they didn't go to the doctor in a hurry."

Yun Chuan said half truth and half falsehood.

"You are a person with real skills, how can those people know the goods!" Wang Yang toasted and flattered.

"By the way, come back suddenly this time, do you have other plans?"

"Come back and relax." Yun Chuan asked and answered.

After chatting for a while, he became impatient to deal with it, so Wang Yang suddenly lowered his voice and said, "I have a business here, which happens to be suitable for people like Brother Mu. I wonder if you are interested in doing it?"

"What business?" Yun Chuan suddenly became interested.

Finally getting serious.

Unexpectedly, Wang Yang looked around and found that there were too many people in the restaurant, and was winked by his companion, so he had to change his mouth and say:

"It's not convenient to talk about it here. Let's eat first, and then we'll find a place to talk about it in detail after we finish eating."

so mysterious?

Yun Chuan was quite curious, resisting the idea of ​​arresting them all for questioning, and sat obediently at the dinner table.

From time to time, I have to deal with a few words.

Questions such as "Your complexion is not very good" and "Your body is so cold, it seems that the air conditioner is turned on", and I had to resist the urge to avoid it, so that Wang Yang touched his icy cold arm.

Then fool them, people like us will become like this after being in contact with certain things for a long time.

Sure enough, the five people who didn't quite believe Wang Yang's ghost story before were convinced a lot immediately.

I am not afraid that you are strange, but I am afraid that you are too ordinary.

……

After coming out of the restaurant, Yun Chuan used the excuse that his family was urging his marriage and career, and he didn't really want to stay at home, so he might as well get acquainted with Wang Yang and others about "business" before making any plans.

Wang Yang and the others suddenly showed a clear look, obviously empathizing with this foolish word.

One of them suddenly poked the other's hand, and looked at Yun Chuan. The latter understood, and took two steps forward to talk to Yun Chuan.

The former, taking advantage of Yun Chuan's inattention, pulled Wang Yang aside and muttered,

"You really want to recruit him so quickly? I always feel unreliable."

"Otherwise, what can we do?" Wang Yang spread his hands.

"What I said just now was not bragging. It was indeed my own experience, and everything is true. Otherwise, let alone a former junior high school classmate, even if he is my brother, I would not want to drag him into the group."

"I definitely believe what you said. I'm not worried about his ability, but about this person..."

"It's unreliable, isn't it?" Wang Yang answered, "No way, it's not that you don't know the person Pan Liuzhi. Only he can find the location of the tomb. He is eager to get the money. If we don't have enough people, he will turn around and leave." I went to find someone else, and I will not wait for us to take our time."

The other frowned and took a deep breath on his cigarette.

"You don't need to worry so much." Wang Yang patted him on the shoulder.

"Let's just ask him first, even if we recruit him this time, we won't tell him our details. If he is willing to go together, he won't worry about being reported; if he refuses to go and report us, we haven't done anything yet. "It was my first time to rob a tomb, but I was arrested before it even started." At most, I would be fined and imprisoned for a few days, and in turn, I could report him for feudal superstition!"

"It makes sense." The other person immediately gave a thumbs up, and let go of his frowning brows. "As expected of you!"

Wang Yang proudly raised his chin, patted him on the shoulder, turned around and pulled Yun Chuan to continue to make love.

The two of them didn't know that Yun Chuan, who had excellent hearing, had already heard their conversation clearly.

It turned out to be a tomb robber.

Quite interesting.

but

too naive!

Do you think you won't report it when they find a place to rob the tomb?At that time, everyone will get all the stolen goods, and it should not be too easy to sentence him to three to five years.

As for engaging in feudal superstition, Yun Chuan would not admit it, and it was obviously Mu Yijue who did it.

He was just a little liar who pretended to be Mu Yijue after seeing the tomb robber. He didn't cheat money or sex, he just lied to the tomb robber and reported meritorious service.

No big deal, keep growing.

……

What happened afterwards was as expected, Wang Yang had a showdown and was tempted with money.

Yun Chuan pretended to be bent over money, looking forward to it, and couldn't wait to follow a few people to "make a big deal"!

There are six people on Wang Xiang's side, and among them is Pan Liuzhi. It is said that all kinds of equipment are ready, because the tomb is going to be robbed this time, and the location of the cemetery itself is evil. Worried about where to find a "professional" in this field, Wang Yang spotted Yun Chuan.

Pan Liuzhi was so called because he had six fingers on his right hand. His ability to search for tombs is mediocre, but he has a booklet left by his ancestors at home. He recently deciphered the secrets in the booklet. The tomb master saw that the tomb of a certain prince and general was recorded on it, so he found Wang Yang and his party, and prepared to go to the tomb together.

"It's not too late, let's set off today!" Yun Chuan said eagerly.

"It's about the same as starting today, and you can arrive at the place tomorrow. But don't worry, we haven't prepared your things, so we have to prepare another set."

"Can I go with you?"

"No, just let them do it. You are tired from traveling and traveling, so take a rest first, and you will have to take the car later."

Yun Chuan's sincere request was politely rejected by Wang Yang.

He didn't want to reveal too many details to Yun Chuan.

……

At night, when it was getting dark, a dilapidated van stopped in front of them.

"Get in the car."

Wang Yang greeted Yun Chuan, and the latter "forcefully" lifted the big backpack they had prepared for him, but the backpack shook and fell back to the ground.

Yun Chuan raised his hand and pretended to wipe his sweat: "Huh... sorry, I have been dealing with those things all year round, and my health is not very good. This thing is too heavy, and I really can't lift it."

In the live broadcast room that was opened half an hour ago, the audience laughed one after another.

[The number one handsome man in the universe]: I can't do it, I can't do it, I can only afford a job.

[Sake]: Chuanchuan, you...you are too piggy to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger this time...

[Red Box]: Why do people in the anchor world always trust the anchor?

[White Cabinet]: Sometimes I don’t necessarily believe it, I just see that the anchor doesn’t want to say it.But most of the people who believed it were because the host had a harmless face and no attack power.

[Crispy biscuits]: So don't judge people by their cover, hehe~ Of course, except for Chuanchuan, I can!

……

But in reality, Yun Ruoji Chuan was helpless with a big backpack, and a strong man in the team passed by and took a look at him.

The look in his eyes was very contemptuous, but since he was a "talent" recruited by the team, he didn't say anything, just stretched out a hand contemptuously, picked up the backpack and threw it on the car.

"Trouble!"

Yun Chuan smiled brightly, and there is a high probability that a strong man will be in charge of this backpack in the future.

He carried two bags of about [-] kilograms, and he had to carry them to climb mountains. No matter how strong he was, he would be exhausted.

I just followed to prepare to report, and if I could not work as a coolie, I would not work as a coolie.