Am I human? [Live]

"This kind of life-absorbing transaction is absolutely not allowed in human society, and I'm just an ordinary human being, and the reaction I made is just the reaction that ordinary human beings would have when they saw a black shop. So I don't accept this crime."

Yun Chuan speaks eloquently and confidently.

At this time, everyone was on their way back to Yun’s house with their scrolls. The road was a bit remote, with few buildings around and not much traffic. On the way, they met an old man wearing gold-rimmed glasses, curly gray hair, and a long white beard. The car stopped.

According to the old man himself and Huajuan, he came from Wuqiu Mountain and had the right to manage the demon spirits in this area.

He was wearing a white Tang suit jacket, with a fair face, holding the booklet in his right hand and a pen in his left hand, recorded what Yun Chuan said in the booklet, and nodded:

"You have a point."

On the left and right sides of the old man stood a black phantom holding a long scythe, which looked evil and powerful.

Maybe the secretive means are not as good as the picture scroll monster, but the attack power is definitely much stronger than the picture scroll monster.Not to mention the forces behind it.

That's why Yun Chuan stood here and reasoned.

"Nonsense! It's a bunch of nonsense!" The scroll demon was so angry that the whole painting paper was trembling.

"Even Wu Qiushan allowed my deal, so why do you say I'm a black shop! And you have such strength, where do you have the confidence to call yourself an ordinary human being? If you weren't aggressive over and over again, I would How could I fight with you, using strong words and bullying too much! My lord, it was he who made the first move, you must carefully calculate the compensation, I want him to pay me a lifetime of work!"

"You're right." The old man stroked his beard and reached out to pat the scroll: "Don't get excited, calm down and speak slowly."

Mr. Mu had never had such disputes with monsters before, and he felt quite troublesome, but seeing that the old man didn't seem to be completely partial to the monsters, he cupped his hands and said:

"My lord, my child came here from the land of no man to visit his relatives. He has only been here for a few days. He really doesn't understand these things. Besides, it was the painting monster who came to provoke him first."

"It's from the land of no man, so that's how it is." The old man wrote down his notes.

"Little old man, you fart, I have never provoked you." Hua Yao felt annoyed at Mr. Mu's words.

"You provoked me." Yun Fan probed to join in the excitement. He should have been as shocked as Fang Meng who was sitting in the car. The three views are being reset, but it may be that the number of shocks has reached the upper limit today. He actually felt a little calm.

Once you accept this kind of setting, there is a feeling of being played badly.

Hua Yao wanted to refute, but after looking at Yun Fan carefully, he was suddenly speechless.

This guy does seem to be one of the chosen guests.

Only the selected guests and the guests holding the invitation card can see the wish beauty salon.

"Little Hua Yao, were you the one who provoked them first?" The old man's glasses were drooped down, the frame was placed between the bridge of his nose, and his eyes were looking at Hua Yao through the gap above the frame.

"I, I'm just selecting guests, just making a deal... He seriously injured me for no reason."

Hua Yao spread himself out, revealing the big hole that was pierced in the middle.

"You also fought Xiaochuan, but you didn't win." Mr. Yun interjected.

The two sides started arguing again, and neither would let the other.

After listening to the whole process with a pen in hand, the old man began to mediate.

"Both of you are at fault."

"If it's serious, each will receive twenty lashes."

Hua Yao seemed terrified of the whipping, begging for mercy.

"I don't want to embarrass you either. It's better for both parties to take a step back. It's a fact that you label it like this. In human society, you have to pay for medical expenses. It won't work if you don't pay a price." The old man said this to Yun Chuan , After speaking, he looked at Hua Yao again.

"Don't think that Wu Qiushan doesn't know. The transaction regulations of your beauty salon have played tricks, coaxing people to sign contracts. And the haunted house has not been approved. What are you trying to do secretly?"

Hua Yao choked, he didn't expect that all the things he thought he did without anyone noticing would be discovered, and he became as quiet as a chicken, not daring to make any more noise.

"How much compensation do you want, I can compensate you." Mr. Mu took the opportunity to say.

"I don't need you, the Yun family is not short of money." Old Master Yun pushed him aside.

"What's the use of human money, I don't want it." Hua Yao dismissed it.

"I want you to repair my broken parts, and find ten people to enshrine me with the vitality in my body every day until it is repaired."

"Bah, you have a good idea!" Old Master Yun spat.

"We are not a cult, and we still use living people to worship you?"

Although he led his family out of the mysterious side of the world decades ago, and his own strength is relatively weak, he also knows what vitality means to human beings.

Endless vitality, endless life.

On the contrary, people will die, which is commonly known as the exhaustion of Yangshou.

It's okay to take a small amount of vitality, it will always recover slowly, but if too much vitality is consumed, that person will age quickly.

Hua Yao took the initiative to reduce the number of people by half in order to get the approval of the old man with white beard.

But Yun Chuan firmly disagreed.

The old man with the white beard pondered for a while, looked at Yun Chuan, and saw that the other party was calm and unafraid, and he had such strength at a young age, so he didn't want to offend too much. After all, this kind of person is not only difficult to deal with when he is alive , After death, the ghost becomes more powerful, causing trouble.

Life is only a few dozen years, and sooner or later everyone will meet as "similar", so why be so rigid.

He bowed his head and wrote a line on the booklet.

[Meow Meow Hair]: Let's see what he wrote!

[Green shoots and new branches]: If it's not good for the anchor, put a sack on him!

[Wowotou]: Upstairs, your thinking is very dangerous.

[Hundred Ghost Game]: The cousin standing next to him looks so calm, he has changed.

[Sake]: Yes, the nerves are getting thicker...

[The number one handsome man in the universe]: It's written!It probably means that if Yun Chuan fixes Huayao and then sets up a physical beauty shop for Huayao in the human world, the matter will be resolved.

[The boudoir to be married]: Chuanchuan really didn't give this old guy money?

……

Although Yun Chuan couldn't see what the white-bearded old man was writing, he already knew the content from the barrage in the live broadcast room.

After the white-bearded old man finished writing, he tapped his finger on the booklet lightly, and the piece of paper on which he wrote just now separated from the booklet by itself, floating in mid-air with a faint golden light.

"Yun Chuan, little painting demon, the two of you carefully look at the result of the processing, if you both agree, put a seal on it, and forget about it."

After seeing it, Hua Yao was so angry that he wanted to stomp his feet, but it had no feet.

"My lord, you are partial to him! What do I want the human shop to do, and I didn't specify the time limit. If he dies of old age in a few decades, who will I ask to pay for it!"

"You think Wuqiu Mountain is unfair, you can find other places to reason." The old man with white beard smiled and "lightly" patted Huayao with the booklet in his hand, and the latter was immediately knocked down to the ground.

"When you die, you die. Death is not the end for some human beings. What are you worried about?"

The painting demon dared not speak out, so he could only cry and unfold the scroll, and the expression of a beautiful woman crying aggrieved appeared on the paper.

Old Master Yun knelt down and looked at him, and said in a leisurely tone, "How much is your monthly turnover?"

Hua Yao was slightly stunned, and hesitated: "At the best time, there are more than 30 new customers a month."

Mr. Yun suddenly showed contempt: "Business is terrible. With a business like yours, what right do you have to look down on human shops? If a beauty salon with a better location is like yours, it will close its doors early!"

"Don't be complacent, if I want to, I can do it too! It's just that Wuqiu Mountain is not allowed to cause a big commotion in the world, otherwise it will be locked up for decades."

Unexpectedly, after hearing this, Mr. Yun despised him even more.

"Are you monsters all single-minded? You can't catch a sheep and squeeze it hard, and you won't be bald."

"On paper, those who come to Wish Beauty Salon are very demanding. Beauty needs ability. I don't have so much energy to distribute to more people."

Old Master Yun and Hua Yao started to mutter, and the two chatted.

Mr. Mu urged Yun Chuan to press his fingerprints quickly.

After a few minutes, the painting demon also floated up from the ground, and wobbled to the front of the piece of paper.

"Hurry up and seal it, I'll tell you the secret." Old Master Yun urged behind it.

Only then did Hua Yao imprint a trace of aura on the processing result, which seemed to agree with this processing method.

The old man with the white beard touched his beard and was very satisfied.

Today also resolved a grievance.

[Wowotou]: It's great to have these relatives.

[Crispy biscuits]: Chuan Chuan is also a weak baby who is protected~

[Stir-Fried Pea Shooter]: Speaking of which, the more I look at this white curly-haired old man, the more he looks like a sheep. What's the matter? Could it be that he is a sheep demon?

[Jade Shura Xiu]: Maybe.

……

"My name is Xu Shen. If you encounter anything related to demon spirits in the future, you can come to Wuqiu Mountain to find me."

The white-bearded old man left his name, looked at Yun Chuan with a smile, put away the booklet, turned and left with two tall black phantoms beside him.

Every time he took a step, the figure faded away until it completely disappeared from sight.

Yun Chuan was a little dazed.

"That's a way of blinding the eyes, even a demon spirit with a little strength can do it." Mu Miao explained standing beside her.

Hua Yao couldn't wait to run to Mr. Yun to ask for the secret.

"There are a lot of things to do today, let's go home and rest first."

Old Master Yun waved at Yunchuan.

The latter smiled and got into the car with everyone to go home.

……

"Why can't I practice..." Mu Miao frowned so much that he could kill a fly. He gave Yun Chuan the exercises that the Mu family had been practicing, which could increase the yang energy in his body, but Yun Chuan couldn't cultivate this skill at all. Law.

The latter didn't say a word, of course he wouldn't tell him, it was because he had already practiced "Guyuan Neixiu".

"Xiao Chuan, your physical problem is very serious. Don't enter the Yin world recently, otherwise there may be very dire consequences. I'll go back to Mu's house first and get some things that may be useful."

The yin world in his mouth is the gloomy world. The Mu family already knew that Yun Chuan could enter there, but time was tight and they didn't have time to explain too much.

"Hey, you humans, when will you be able to deal with my problem!"

Hua Yao, who was seriously injured, is temporarily unable to operate. She has been following Yun Chuan for the past few days, waiting for him to repair her body and open a beauty salon, but she is left alone every day, feeling that she has been greatly deceived.

Humans are really cunning!