Am I human? [Live]

[The most handsome man in the universe]: Hey, this goose is so flattering!beat it!Teach it to be a goose with your fist!

[Red Box]: There is really no one like this bastard. If it weren't for the huge number of their groups, they would be easily extinct, right?

[Crispy biscuits]: Chuanchuan, do it!Let it know how great we are!

[Shuaishuai King Luo]: This thing looks delicious, it's really fat, and it looks like it's firm because of sports. Whether it's made into cured goose or roasted directly, it's very good!Don't waste the dead goose, pick it up and use it as a food reserve, pluck it and roast it, the kid next door will cry!

[Running the train with mouth full]: Aren't you afraid of death?Shame it hard!Make it shameless!

[Pineapple Roast Suckling Pig]: Does this creature know what humiliation is?

[Meow Meow Mao]: I guess they know, they seem to be pretty smart, and they all know how to throw shit.

[Little White Rabbit Buys Candy]: Press it in the shit and rub it!Rub back and forth!

……

Yun Chuan made the black-haired net open a gap just enough for the mutant goose to come in. After catching the taunting mutant goose outside, he quickly closed the black-haired net again.

He pinched the soft neck of the mutant goose.

"hold head high!"

The mutated goose flapped its wings and looked at him, with a stubborn light shining in its two round eyes.

A thunderbolt invisible to others jumped out of Yun Chuan's hand, penetrated into the skin along the slender neck of the mutant goose, and moved back and forth in its body.

"Ang! Aang! Aang!!!"

The mutated goose opened its huge mouth and let out a violent and rough cry. Its two wings kept flapping, and its chubby body trembled and twitched at a small frequency.

Yun Chuan's brain hurts from the noise of the geese.

However, after the electric current passed, the mutated goose recovered quickly, as if the scar had healed and forgot the pain, and began to struggle majestically, even feeling like it had won this round.

With a flat face, he even provoked Yun Chuan with his eyes.

Lightning in a small area is useless to it.

Using lightning in a large area is bound to be discovered by teammates.

The task could be completed in only two or three days, and Yun Chuan didn't want to make trouble at this time.

He glanced at the bullet screen of the audience in the dark live broadcast room, raised the corners of his lips, showed a subtle smile, and rubbed the mutated goose on the ground without warning.

Rubbing, rubbing, rubbing on the smooth floor.

On the ground there are many Xiang that are cast from the air.

This can be regarded as using the flying of a goose to treat the body of a goose, which is very reasonable.

"Ang! Aang! Aang! Aang..."

The mutated goose opened its mouth to the limit and made a painful sound. When it raised its head, its eyes were red and its hair exploded.

hateful!

Even a goose can't stand being rubbed in shit!

It became more and more irritable, its eyes were almost bleeding, and it looked at the people around it, especially its butt.

Yun Chuan was a little disappointed, it seemed that this trick was useless, and would instead make the mutated goose go berserk.

And you can't use it yourself.

[Pigworm]: I thought of a way, but I don't know if it will work.

[Crispy biscuits]: Tell me, tell me!

[Little White Rabbit Buys Candy]: Let these guys be scared!Let them cowardly!

[Boss Su]: It's a pity that girl A5 didn't come. Otherwise, if she freezes, the soles of these creatures' feet will easily stick to the ice and cannot be pulled out. If you try to pull them out, the soles will freeze to death.

[Red Box]: A5 is in the escort team, and there is still time to go back to find her, but the anchor seems to be unable to swallow this bad breath.

[Pigworm]: Generally speaking, things that generate anger are usually caused by subconscious fear. Its anger is pressed in the same kind of Xiangli, indicating that it is afraid of touching, but the anchor can't drive them away with feces attacks. Run, let's not talk about whether the anchor can overcome the difficulties in his heart, let alone find out so much shit.

[Sake]: ... So what is the solution, tell me quickly, the whole article is full of shit, it smells very strong!

[Pig Worm]: Don't worry, remember that goose that bit the fire-type supernatural user even if it didn't even want to kill it?After being roasted by the fire, it took a few glances at its own tail, which was bare, before attacking the fire-type power user desperately.

[Hundred Ghost Game]: So your solution is... No way, is it reliable?

[Pig Worm]: You'll know if you don't try it.

……

Yun Chuan, who saw the barrage, expressed his understanding.

He grabbed the mutated goose, its black hair avoided the sharp wings, went in from the root, then grabbed the root and pulled it out forcefully.

Dozens of white feathers flew out and slowly fell to the ground.

"Gah?" The mutated goose was taken aback, looking down at the feathers that fell on the ground in a daze.

It feels that something is wrong, but doesn't know for a while what is going to happen.

After more than ten seconds, Yun Chuan became more proficient at controlling the plucking of the black hair, and the mutated goose turned into a hairless, bald goose that seemed about to be thrown into the pot.

There is not even a single hair on the body, and it is called a clean and thorough pluck.

It is no longer "white hair floating in green water, anthurium clearing the waves".

It's getting bald.

A smile appeared on the corner of Yun Chuan's mouth, and he let go of the mutated goose's restraint.

The latter froze in place with its wings propped up, tentatively twisted its buttocks and took two steps.

The cool wind was rustling, and the mutated goose shivered slightly under the cool wind, looking extremely bleak.

At the same time, the circle of mutated geese outside the black-haired net also stopped their urge to rush in and slap and bite the people inside, and gradually became quiet, dumbfounded.

The naked mutated goose inside the net was watched silently by dozens of pairs of small round eyes outside the net. It shrank its neck little by little, trying to hide its head under its wings. However, it soon discovered that the wings were gone, and there were only two bare geese. meat wing.

"hold head high--!!!"

The bald mutated goose roared and screamed, its round eyes bulged, and rushed towards Yunchuan.

Yun Chuan nimbly dodged sideways, and opened a passage with the black hair net, allowing the mutated goose to rush out.

The bald mutated goose rushed too hard, fell headfirst to the ground and fell, trembling, when it got up and wanted to turn its head to fight with Yun Chuan, it suddenly heard the mocking voices of humans behind it.

While bald, it sadly hasn't gotten stronger.

"Hahahaha, so ugly!" Xinjiu couldn't stop laughing, accidentally pulled the wound on his buttocks, and grinned in pain,

"N9, what did you do oh my god!"

"If you fight, fight seriously, don't play around hahahaha."

"Hahaha……"

The naked mutated goose froze, with tears in his eyes, rushed out of the group of mutated geese and ran away without looking back.

A group of mutant geese remained silent.

It's really quiet wherever it goes, it may have never been so well-arranged in its life.

All the geese approached by it quickly avoided, as if they were ugly by it.

Yun Chuan, who was standing in the black hair net, looked at the mutated geese that surrounded him, and slowly showed a pure smile.

"Gah!!!"

After that, the mutated geese rushing to the front screamed one after another.

For a time, white goose feathers were flying all over the sky.

Sure enough, creatures like geese are more pleasing to the eye without fur.

During this period, a mutated goose accidentally broke free from the restraints, and escaped by rolling and crawling. The upper body was bare without a hair, and the lower half of the body was completely hairy.It was full of panic and fear, trembling, kicking its legs wildly, almost using all its strength, it was about to escape from this area, and was dragged back by a bunch of black hair grabbing its claws.

"Quack quack!!"

It turned to the same kind not far away for help.

"Gah!"

Those of the same kind took a look, shrunk their necks, and fled in all directions.

In the center of the white goose feathers all over the sky, there came the evil mocking sound of human beings.

“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死我了……”

"You have today too!"

"Damn stinky goose!"

……

Yun Chuan has been able to pluck fifty goose feathers at a time at the same time, and finish within ten seconds. He guarantees that the technique is professional, and the plucking is clean without any residue.

This professional hair removal method is comparable to factory machines.

For the plucked geese, Yun Chuan no longer made things difficult for them.Release them directly and let them return to the mutated geese, but it will bring greater deterrence to other mutated geese.

The audience barrage in the dark live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"I really didn't expect it to be like this, I'm convinced." The teammate pouted a mouthful of goose feathers, speechless.

"This group of mutated geese are really stinky, they would rather die than lose their hair, and they have a lot of self-esteem."

Yan Jun, who knows more about animals and plants, tried to explain it scientifically: "Birds also have a love of beauty, and they usually take care of their hair. When they compete for the right to be a spouse, they show beautiful hair and a strong physique, so hair is very important to them. Importantly, some birds may commit suicide if they are plucked."

The mutated geese around him almost ran away, Yun Chuan patted the white fur that was sticking to his body, and stretched.

"It's time to go back and report."

"How's the situation?" A5 looked at the people who came back and asked.

"Sure enough, the geese in the goose factory are all mutated. The attack power is not strong, but the number is huge. Fortunately, a solution has been found, just go there."

"Any other threats?"

"That area is full of mutated geese, and other mutated creatures cannot grow."

"I trust your judgment." A5 nodded, then looked at Yun Chuan, who couldn't get a clean slap on his body, and asked strangely, "What's wrong with your body?"

Xinjiu couldn't help showing a bewildered smile, and gave a thumbs up: "In the past, when I made big stewed goose, I would ask N9 to help pluck the goose feathers. He is a professional!"

Several people joined the team again, and moved forward with the 500 people who were transferred to the new base.

Everyone moved forward on foot, at most someone pushed a two-wheeled or one-wheeled trolley to load luggage, and most of the materials that needed to be transferred were carried by people with special abilities.

The mutated creatures on the road are messy, and it is really not suitable for vehicles to move forward.

"Young man, young man." A middle-aged woman stopped Yun Chuan and asked in a low voice, "Is the road ahead safe? How long will it take?"

Other ordinary people also looked over, quietly pricked up their ears to listen.

As the first batch of people who were going to the new base, they felt uneasy and didn't know what the new base looked like. The road was full of dangers, and it was hard to say whether they could reach the new base safely.

Yun Chuan said in a warm voice: "Everyone, be calm when encountering anything, and don't run around. You will be safe."

"Then, what if we run far away?" The middle-aged woman swallowed and asked nervously.

Yun Chuan: "We can only protect the safety of the majority of people before we can take care of those who have left the team."

The middle-aged woman nodded, and wanted to ask something more, Yun Chuan pointed to A5.

"That's the captain, if you have any questions, you can ask her."

Slip away after speaking.

Half an hour later, everyone arrived at the site of the mutant goose.

Unlike before, when the geese could hear the noise from far away, this time it was quite quiet.

As the crowd went deeper, the mutated geese hid in the grass and on the trees, quietly tilting their heads to look at them.

They tried to rush out to teach this group of little humans a lesson.

But soon, the mutated geese discovered that among the group of little humans, there was a man who was as conspicuous as a firefly in the night sky.

The man with white hair on his body turned his head and smiled at the mutant geese on both sides of the road.

Many mutated geese who had seen the true face of the demon shrank their heads and backed away, not daring to meet their eyes.

I am afraid that I will become the next hairless goose.

However, there are still quite a few geese who are bold, perhaps because they have not witnessed the plucking scene with their own eyes. Their courage is not ordinary fat. When the surrounding companions are obviously shrinking, they stretch their necks, flap their wings, and rush out quickly!

"hold head high--"

Mutant geese screamed and attacked humans.

It stared at a young girl... the bag on her back, opened her mouth to grab the bag and pulled it back.

"oops!"

The young girl was ripped off, and the mutated goose grabbed the robbed backpack and ran away.

Seeing this, other mutated geese around turned their eyeballs, eager to try.

There was some commotion in the crowd.

"Everyone calm down, stand where you are and don't move around." A5 and the soldiers calmed down everyone's emotions. Yun Chuan's black hair appeared, quickly followed the mutant goose who snatched the backpack, restrained him, and manipulated the black hair to kill the goose within five seconds. Its hair is plucked.

"That's right, I'm getting more proficient." Yan Jun praised.

The mutated goose grabbing the backpack over there only felt that he was running, and suddenly fell down. When he got up again, his whole body was itchy and tingling, and then everything was wrong, and there were white hairs floating around his body.

Which of the same kind loses so much hair, it's terrible.

It tilted its little head and thought so.

But then, it found that these hairs seemed to... flew out of itself?

When he looked down, a flesh color that he had never seen on his body appeared in his eyes.

Just ugly.

"Gah!!!"

The mutated goose screamed and fled into the grass, huddled up and trembling.

The flock of mutated geese that were eager to try suddenly stopped their thoughts and quietly left.

Everyone was stunned.

They thought that no matter how bad it was, there would be a big battle. Who would have thought that it would end like this.

It's like a joke.

But the mood is much more relaxed.

The black hair picked up the backpack and handed it to the girl.

"Thank you, thank you!" The girl realized that she had been robbed by a goose just now, and before she got up from the ground, the backpack returned to her side, thanking her repeatedly.

On the contrary, Yun Chuan found out that these mutant geese are really smart, and now they are obedient and sensible, and they can still eat, why not...

The black hair split into hundreds of strands and flew in all directions.

The others didn't understand what he was going to do until they heard the geese calling and saw the mutated goose flying to the sky to avoid the black hair, but they were still caught and put around their necks.

Ten minutes later, Yun Chuan walked in front of the crowd leading hundreds of mutated geese.

The scene was magnificent.

"Ang! Quack quack..."

As long as there is a disobedient goose that refuses to leave, a feather will be pulled out immediately.

The geese became well-behaved.

Xinjiu looked at Yunchuan's back and fell into deep thought: "How do I feel..."

"Things are getting more and more strange." Yan Jun patted him on the shoulder, meditating with him.

[Pig Worm]: When I offered the plan, I really never expected to see this scene.

[No. [-] handsome man in the universe]: If it is used as a food reserve, there is no need for it.

[Sake]: Shepherd... Goose herder?

[Crispy Biscuit]: Chuan Chuan is still so handsome even as a goose herder.

[Running the train with your mouth full]: Hahahahahahahaha, it's you!

[Eat and sleep and hit Doudou]: Come on!Fight geese!

……

Everyone never imagined that their safety would be guarded by geese one day.

Based on the footsteps of these 500 people, the journey to the new base will take at least two days, not including the time to face emergencies.

Naturally, you need a rest time at night, and accidents are most likely to happen at this time.

There are not many troops and supernatural powers, and it is dark at night, and the crowd is afraid of panic. Once the crowd falls into chaos, the situation will get out of control.

But when the crowd was resting in the middle, and a mutant goose squatted at a certain distance on the periphery, the scene became strange.

People find it funny and unreliable.

However, it is undeniable that the fighting power of many ordinary people is simply inferior to this group of fighting geese.

Not all of them lie on the ground obediently. Occasionally, it is common for mutated geese to sneak up and want to bite a certain human being, or steal something to hide under their bodies.

As long as it's not serious and no one comes to complain, Yun Chuan doesn't bother to care about it.

Some mutated geese with extra skin have already had less than half of their hair plucked, and if they are plucked, they will be bald.

When they are really bald, I'm afraid they won't be obedient now.

The road ahead was safe and sound. After walking for more than two days, the crowd came to the woods outside the new base.

In the woods are animals left over from previous safari parks.

Several supernatural beings dug the ground and found the simple homemade bomb.

Because of the green-brown fruit, the creatures in the woods have a psychological shadow on things that can explode. They will think that the bomb is a green-brown fruit that can release poisonous smoke and escape from the woods temporarily.

Everyone happened to pass through the woods at this time.

The trees with green-brown fruit were killed by Yunchuan with lightning, and they could not bear fruit in a short time. As for the seeds scattered in the woods to grow, that will be a matter later, and there is no need to worry about it now.

The earth-type supernatural beings first built a high mud platform on the ground, and then asked everyone to stand on the dirt platform, so as not to be injured by the fleeing mutant creatures, and then they started throwing bombs into the woods.

After a while, all kinds of mutated creatures escaped.

After waiting for a while, 10 minutes later, the crowd moved towards the woods.

I am about to arrive at the new base, and I feel uneasy.

The highly preserved human civilization in the new base made people feel warm in their hearts, and immediately felt a familiar sense of belonging to this place.

It's safe here, business as usual.

500 people were quickly assigned to move in and assigned different jobs.

Yun Chuan found Yan Jun, a wood-type supernatural being, and handed over the mutant goose army to him.

He can control the vines, there should be a way to manage (threat) (threat) these geese.

Mutated geese are smart, not only capable of fighting, but also laying and hatching eggs, growing a flock of geese, and can be eaten by themselves. As long as they are domesticated, they can also become human helpers.

"What's wrong with you, where are you going?" Yan Jun noticed something.

This is simply an act of asking for an orphan before leaving, although the mutant goose is not considered "orphan".

Yun Chuan shook his head.

He can't reveal anything about the dark studio.

"Nice to meet you, convey to others for me that I am leaving."

At the moment when 500 people moved into the new base safely, the dark live broadcast room had sent out a mission completion reminder.

"Where are you going?" Yan Jun frowned.

"My mission is complete."

Yun Chuan waved his hand, turned and left.

Yan Jun hurriedly caught up with him, but he just walked out of the room, but there was no one left or right when he followed him, as if the world had evaporated, and he could not be found anywhere.

"Grass! Where are people?"

He couldn't help being rude, and hurried to find other teammates.

When meeting people along the way, they asked if they had seen Yun Chuan, but no one had.

……

[The anchor mission is completed. Due to the particularity of this mission, the anchor will leave the game world alone, please be prepared. 】

Seeing the reminder in the dark live broadcast room, Yun Chuan discovered that there were really other anchors for this mission.

It's just that I haven't encountered one.

[Three, two, one...]

[Leaving the game. 】

[Completion of the liquidation task... The task is completed, the completion rate is 90%]

[Liquidation Rewards...]