Cat Gu Notes

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"Huh?" Xia Mingruo smiled, "You also know Dong Xian?"

The uncle said: "It is written in the official history, it is also a poor man."

"That is," Chu Haiyang said, "According to historical data, Emperor Ai of the Han Dynasty suffered from severe rheumatism, with joint swelling and pain all year round and numb limbs. Dong Xian, as an escort, comforted the suffering and lonely heart to a large extent. Patient. Just like when we are sick, we especially hope to be accompanied by relatives. I think Emperor Ai of the Han Dynasty's feelings for Dong Xian are more of a kind of dependence, which is not as bad as it is recorded in the book. Concubine', those are used by old people to curse people, and we are not clear about the virtues of Chinese literati. Therefore, many things need to be demonstrated in order to return things to their original principles."

"Oh, that's right," Xia Mingruo clapped his hands, "Xiao Dong also made trouble. It was Wang Mang who dug his grave, opened the coffin and stripped his clothes in full view, hey, I can't remember, what year was it?"

The uncle suddenly fell off the edge of the coffin with a plop, sat on the ground and rubbed his eyes desperately.He calmed down for a few seconds and murmured, "Damn it..."

Xia Mingruo asked: "What's wrong?"

"Damn it," said the uncle, pointing to the sarcophagus, "this bone...this is neither male nor female...it is growing white hair..."

Chu Haiyang laughed, Xia Mingruo stared wide-eyed, and shook his arm desperately, he held up the flashlight and looked in again: "Why are you almost like Xiao Chen, you are full of ghosts, so-called ghosts are hallucinations, Atmospheric discharge phenomenon... large...atmospheric discharge phenomenon."

He picked up Xia Mingruo: "Uncle! Get out!"

The uncle has already retreated to the entrance of the tomb, stomping his feet and shouting: "You don't need to say it! It's too evil!"

The two ran wildly in the tomb passage, the beam of flashlight shaking with the bumps under their feet.Xia Mingruo, this guy has too much luggage, and after running for a few steps, he was so angry and bloody that he wanted to scold his mother, but the uncle suddenly turned around and ran back with "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Chu Haiyang was almost knocked down by him, the uncle pushed him: "Go back quickly! Go back!"

"There are also long-haired ones over there?!"

"Grandma's!" the uncle said angrily, "It's better than long hair! Water is pouring in!"

The uncle pushed Chu Haiyang and said, "Run, run, run! Run, run, run!!"

Chu Haiyang shouted while running: "That's wrong! The mechanism was not touched! There can't be a mechanism in such a tomb!"

Xia Mingruo gasped and asked, "Today...what's the date today?"

"July eleventh!"

"What about the lunar calendar?"

"June [-]th!" the uncle shouted.

"Oh!" The two suddenly stopped running.

Chu Haiyang said confidently: "This is the groundwater tide phenomenon, don't worry, it will recede slowly..."

Before the words were finished, the two were rushed into the tomb by the turbulent water and hit the wall of the front room.The uncle had already fled to the back room, he threw himself on the top of the coffin and said, "Come on! Come on!"

Xia Mingruo jumped up and luckily found that the water was only up to his waist, so he dragged Chu Haiyang who hit his head and wobbled through the water. Fortunately, Lao Huang didn't come. Lao Huang, what are you doing now?

"Let me correct what the scientists said," he pushed Chu Haiyang onto the sarcophagus, "this is not a tidal phenomenon, it's called a tsunami phenomenon."

Chu Haiyang held his head and rubbed it, then opened his eyes: "Groundwater surge can be calculated according to the combination of mechanical compression parameters and seepage characteristic parameters. I will calculate it right away."

The uncle squatted on the coffin board and wrung out his clothes while saying, "Well, well, I will count."

Xia Mingruo said in admiration: "Uncle, it's so powerful, this thing doesn't know calculus."

The uncle was triumphant, and put on his clothes again: "It's raining heavily outside."

Xia Mingruo said, "Well, it makes sense..."

Chu Haiyang immediately changed the subject: "Look, the leopard is awake."

Leopard is a noisy person, as soon as he wakes up, he shouts: "Damn it! What are you doing to me? It's so dark! Ahhhh! Damn it! Where's the water? Ahhhh! Why is it so dark?"

He swallowed another mouthful of water, seeing that he was about to be drowned, Chu Haiyang went over and untied the rope, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Come here and close the coffin lid together, the remains cannot be soaked in water."

Before the leopard had time to express his opinion, he saw Chu Haiyang slapping the thin man's neck with his palm, knocking the thin man unconscious again who was just a little conscious.

Leopard said: "What are you doing?"

Xia Mingruo said: "Deprive the bad guys of their right to act. Comrade Old Bao, you are very lucky. Chu Haiyang thinks you are still a good person."

Chu Haiyang gave Leopard a serious look.

Comrade Old Leopard blinked his pure and violent little eyes twice, he was moved for a moment, at a loss for a while, then obediently came over to push the lid of the coffin, then jumped up and squatted beside Xia Mingruo, as if he was resolutely distinguishing himself from the thin man lying on the other side The line between good and bad.

The water level continued to rise, without slowing down.The big water splashed on the wall of the front room, and the waves splashed in all directions, and the sound was quite loud. Fortunately, there was only a narrow door between the front and back rooms, and the water flowed to the back room, so it was not so scary. The uncle said that it was like a rural paddy field breaking open. .

Because the top of the tomb was low, the sarcophagus was about one meter high. The four of them squatted side by side awkwardly.Chu Haiyang was especially hard. He held the only flashlight in his hand, but the flashlight was not waterproof.

After a while the stagnant water got deeper, Xia Mingruo and the uncle started to stride.

The two chatted, and the uncle said, "I'm ashamed, I'm the shortest, and as I get older, I get longer and shrink back."

Xia Mingruo laughed: "I was born during the three-year natural disaster, and most of my mother's milk was eaten by Chu Haiyang's thieves, so I haven't developed well since I was a child."

Chu Haiyang measured with great dedication: "The water level is about 1.9 centimeters from the top of the tomb, and the water depth is [-] meters. If it rises another ten centimeters, we will be in danger."

He shook his head and sighed: "It turns out that the tomb of the empress also has a mechanism. The only and most reliable mechanism is that most of the tomb's mouth is below the water surface. If the water level rises slightly, the tomb will be hidden. The wisdom of the ancients should not be underestimated." .”

"Wait a while." The uncle turned his head and said, "By the way, I would like to tell you an exciting news, the flashlight is almost out of power."

Xia Mingruo wiped off the water all over his face, and said, "I also suddenly thought of an inappropriate question..."

Chu Haiyang said, "Don't ask."

Xia Mingruo had already asked: "There won't be snakes in the water, right?"

The other three looked at him for a while, and at the same time reached out and slapped him on the head: "It's not the right time!"

The leopard said "Ouch" after the filming.

Chu Haiyang and the uncle said in unison: "You are not allowed to ask!"

"No," said Leopard, "I hit my head... ouch!"

Chu Haiyang got angry and said, "Are you annoying? You keep interrupting my train of thought. The formula is complicated!"

Before he finished cursing, he heard the sound of stones falling to the ground.The three of them looked at the leopard in unison, only to see a hole twenty centimeters square on the stone wall behind the man's head.

"What's the smell..." Leopard sniffled, turned his head numbly, and turned around again, "It's none of my business."

"The head is very hard." Chu Haiyang patted the leopard on the shoulder encouragingly, then pushed him away suddenly, picked up the wet butt of his gun and chiseled at the stone wall, "There is no unparalleled road!"

The uncle let out a sigh of relief and patted his chest and said, "Sure enough, the fortune teller said that I didn't drown, I should have fallen to my death."

Xia Mingruo suddenly shouted to the uncle: "Smash it quickly! The real lady is behind!!"

The uncle said: "Huh?"

Hearing the words, the leopard yelled loudly, counting one as ten, his eyes glowed with gold, and the word "bright weapon" flashed on his shiny forehead. After a while, several pieces of gravel fell to the ground. The leopard took the lead and squeezed through the narrow opening.

The uncle and Xia Mingruo whispered: "Nephew, it's immoral. You can deceive others desperately with just one word. This is obviously a robbery hole, but it was blocked with stone mud later. We didn't see it when the light was dim. There's probably nothing here."

Xia Mingruo pretended to be stupid and shouted into the cave: "Brother Bao!"

It was quiet inside, and the leopard didn't answer.

"Tsk," said the uncle, "it's really a man's death. He was said to be a good man just now, but he couldn't think about it because of a few tickets. Come on, let's go in."

"Wait." Chu Haiyang stopped them and pushed the skinny man into the hole first to show his humanitarianism.

Xia Mingruo held up his hand and shouted, "Leopard, we pushed your accomplice down! You have to catch it!"

The leopard finally spoke, and he hissed, "Don't! Don't!!"

Chu Haiyang pushed the thin man to the ground with a "bang", climbed in and took Xia Mingruo next.The flashlight flickered a few times, and he died.The uncle sneaked in leisurely, took out another candle from nowhere, lit it and handed it to Chu Haiyang, looked around and said, "No wonder, I was terrified."

This stone chamber is actually taller and wider, at least twice as wide horizontally as before. The walls are flat and the shape is square.Xia Mingruo clapped his hands and said, "Comrades, congratulations, we finally entered the real coffin along the robbery hole."

The leopard crouched on the ground with its body curled up, whimpering, and beside it was an ancient skeleton.The skeleton seemed to be in complete shape, but it was almost pulverized with just a light touch.

Xia Mingruo patted the leopard and said, "Did you step on someone with your first foot? It's nothing, it's not ashamed, and you won't be afraid after a few times."

Chu Haiyang knelt down, frowned and said, "Bury on knees." He looked up again, but a smile appeared on his face, "Don't believe it, look."

"Ok?"

"Rock paintings." Chu Haiyang said, "the sun, the moon, birds, snakes, giant beasts, totems, galloping oxen and horses, fighting crowds, things of the ancients, not to mention the content, but the spirit is profound.