I am the emperor of the prehistoric

Zhang Xiaoxiao is afraid that the other party will come to the rhythm of "snake swallowing elephant" after death, damn, it's too scary, let alone, I'm sorry for the audience?Nima, all of you are sanctimonious gods, you have a bit of a fairy image, don't you have nothing to think of yourself as a monster!

In fact, Zhang Xiaoxiao herself doesn't know the difference between gods and monsters. To put it bluntly, aren't they all transformed from "beasts"? Could it be that those born early can go to the heavens to become gods, and those born late can torture and kill humans? monster?

Therefore, Zhang Xiaoxiao, who is full of YY spirit, just can’t read the original "Journey to the West", because after the original book, those gods call the monsters in the mortal world: "Don't be that evil!" You were not born by a "human", and you still call him a "sick animal", isn't it because you are a civil servant and he is self-employed!

He was superior to others, and even scolded himself in it!So according to Zhang Xiaoxiao's weird way of thinking, the original "Journey to the West" was naturally thrown away!

I remember Zhang’s mother was still shaking her head when her daughter was separated from arts and sciences. When the liberal arts were too bad, she sighed and said: “Xiaoxiao, you said that people read the four major classics in fourth and fifth grades. Look at you, and you also like reading novels. Why don't you look at other people's classical Chinese quintessence?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao, who is an adult, rolled her eyes very forcefully: "Mom, reading the four great classics in fourth and fifth grades is not the point, what is important is whether he understands what he reads in fourth and fifth grades? I pride myself on reading Lu Xun's articles in fourth and fifth grades." Sometimes I still feel confused, if the other party can understand the four great classics and know the essence of others, then he is too genius, I can't compare, and I can't compare better!"

Mom frowned: "What you said seems to make sense, but when you were young, didn't you like to read Liu Xiaolingtong's Journey to the West the most? Why don't you read the original book? It's not a problem, right?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao slanders, do I want to tell you that I just see those heavenly soldiers and generals who are not "human", and the shrimp soldiers and crab generals are not happy to call them "sick animals"?So classmate Zhang Xiaoxiao went through a revision, and then came up with a new wonderful explanation...

Xiaoxiao shook her head slightly: "Mom, do you think I'm still interested in Journey to the West when I grow up? Do I still read it every day?"

"That's not there."

"Yeah, I was curious when I was a child, but I'm not interested when I grow up! Because when I was a child, I used pretty pictures, and I was envious of gods and horses. But after watching the movie, I have to look at the connotation. The connotation of that novel is really in line with my personality. It doesn't match!"

"Ah? What's wrong?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao shook her head and sighed: "Do you know why Wukong used a stick?"

Mother Zhang smiled: "Don't all monkeys like to play with sticks!"

"Wrong!" Zhang Xiaoxiao said seriously, "Because he likes to beat mandarin ducks with sticks!"

"Ah?" Zhang's mother was dumbfounded.

Zhang Xiaoxiao explained: "Look, in those novels, those monsters love their wives so much. In that era, which man didn't have three wives and four concubines? Look at other monsters, who are capable and rich, and treat their wives exclusively. One, considerate and gentle, in this era, he is a typical 'tall, rich and handsome', a wealthy son-in-law that everyone wants to snatch!"

"And what about those girls? I don't want a single-minded husband, I just want to find someone who doesn't love me, just because the other party is not human! And Monkey King is 'going all the way to break up all the way', do you think he is a professional householder who breaks up loving couples!"

Well, Zhang’s mother suddenly felt that her thinking could not keep up with the times. Although she wanted to refute, but Zhang Xiaoxiao was right. Nowadays, as long as you have all five senses, power and money, who doesn’t want to marry? Sure enough, old people can’t keep up with the times Footsteps!

Khan, where is all this going!Back to the topic, Zhang Xiaoxiao stopped Nuwa and Fuxi from eating meat, then took a small bite of a bunch of meat and chewed it, as a demonstration!

Zhang Xiaoxiao took a bite of the meat and nodded, well, although there is only salt, it is still a delicacy for this little friend who hasn't eaten meat for hundreds of millions of years!Zhang Xiaoxiao chewed, and then said to Nuwa and Fuxi: "Look, do you have to eat like this to have a taste? You are all transformed, don't swallow jujubes like the body, you have morals, you have You've grown into a god of self-cultivation, you know?"

Fuxi was confused, but Nuwa had stayed with Zhang Xiaoxiao for a while, and was used to Zhang Xiaoxiao's weird words. She thought it was pretty nice for Zhang Xiaoxiao to eat meat like that. The meat, the small mouth is still oily, I just think it is so cute, and now I have learned to take a small bite on my own meat skewer!

"Yeah!" Nu Wa kept nodding, her mouth was chewing like a phantom, she chewed her stomach in the blink of an eye, and then exclaimed: "It turns out that meat can be eaten like this!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao was almost choked to death by her words, Nima, isn't it just barbecue, do you want to be like a jackass, you are a god, the creator of human beings, the idol of the whole people!

Seeing Nuwa's obsessed expression, Fuxi also took a bite, then chewed a few times, and immediately felt the gravy with a slight salty taste infiltrating the entire tip of his tongue, only to find it delicious!

"Okay, delicious!" Fuxi nodded his head.

Zhang Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows: "That's right, a good thing, you can only know its goodness if you taste it carefully!" Someone was embarrassed again!

The three quickly finished eating and looked at the meat skewers in their hands. Among them, Zhang Xiaoxiao ate the least, while the other two obviously had more to say.

Nu Wa patted her belly without any ladylike image: "It's delicious, let's make it again next time?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao laughed and said: "Actually, barbecue is very simple, I will teach you next time!"

"Yeah!" Nuwa said with a smile, then turned to look at Fuxi: "Brother, it's up to you to learn the great skill of barbecue!"

Khan, the emotional Nuwa is also a lazy girl who just wants to eat and doesn't want to work!Zhang Xiaoxiao slandered.

The three of them ate and drank enough, Zhang Xiaoxiao also wanted to say goodbye to each other, and went back to Tianshan to open an altar to preach.Who knew that when Nuwa heard that Zhang Xiaoxiao was going to leave, she immediately became unhappy, grabbed Zhang Xiaoxiao's arm and said, "Tianjun, you promised me that you will go to the top of Buzhou Mountain to have a look!"

When Zhang Xiaoxiao heard it, she realized that she was curious about what kind of treasure was on the top of Buzhou Mountain. If she didn't grab it at this time, she would be snatched away by other saints in the future!Immediately said: "Okay!"

Nuwa immediately became happy, and then grabbed Fuxi again and said, "Brother Fuxi, you have been to the mountain before, so you can introduce the situation to Tianjun!"

Fuxi nodded and said: "I have only reached the No.30 layer, and I can't break through the No.30 first floor. Even so, I can still see what is on the top of the mountain!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao asked: "What?"

Fu Xi said: "No. 30 First Layer, above is a glacier and snow field, there is no life at all, but I saw a nest!"

"Nest?" Nuwa was also curious that the baby woke up this time!

Fuxi: "That's right, it's a nest, to be precise, it's a bird's nest, but it seems to have been abandoned for a long time, and there are probably no living things left!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao squeezed her chin: "Well, it's interesting!"

Fuxi: "No.30 Erzhongtian is even more strange!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao was slightly stunned: "What's wrong?"

Fuxi said: "The No.30 Buzhou Mountain in the Second Heaven is barren. There is no grass and no glaciers and snowfields. There is only a wasteland. I don't know if it is affected by some creatures!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao became more interested: "I'll find out when I go up and have a look!"

Fuxi continued: "I can't detect the No.30 third heaven, because I don't have enough mana. I believe that unless I enter the quasi-sage level, it will be difficult for me to see what's there!"

"Quasi-sage?" Zhang Xiaoxiao was a little surprised, and immediately opened her eyes to look at the 33rd heaven. When she saw it, her surprise became more obvious, and she saw that it was surrounded by a cloud of chaotic air. What is there on the top of the mountain? Unknown!

"Tianjun, how is it? What's on it?" Nuwa asked when Zhang Xiaoxiao opened her eyes.

Zhang Xiaoxiao withdrew her sky eyes and shook her head: "Your senior brother is right, there is something strange on the top of the mountain, and I can't see through it either!"

"Then why don't you go to the 31st and 32nd heavens first?" Nuwa said worriedly.

Zhang Xiaoxiao nodded: "Okay, you are here to wait for my news, I will come as soon as I go!" After speaking, a cloud of auspicious clouds has risen under Zhang Xiaoxiao's feet, flying directly along the spine of Buzhou Mountain to 31 Chongtian!

In fact, as long as 31 Chongtian enters the ranks of Daluo Jinxian, he can rush up, but it is obvious that Nuwa and Fuxi are still a little behind, which makes Zhang Xiaoxiao's children's shoes cheaper!Zhang Xiaoxiao rushed straight up to the 31st heaven, and suddenly felt a huge coercion appearing above his head!

Zhang Xiaoxiao was taken aback, knowing that her cultivation had already been able to reach the 33rd level, so she was naturally surprised when she suddenly encountered astonishing coercion.Not to mention, this coercion made her tremble instinctively. She finally understood why Fuxi couldn't go to the No. 30 first-level Buzhou Mountain. It turned out that this coercion hindered her!

Zhang Xiaoxiao felt arrogance in her heart, my sisters are the top three in the prehistoric world, are you still afraid of your mere coercion?So a green lotus coiled above his head, and a beam of lotus light covered Zhang Xiaoxiao's body, protecting Zhang Xiaoxiao in the beam of light!

"Get up!" Zhang Xiaoxiao's fighting spirit was high, her whole body was full of mana and luck, and the strength of Hunyuan Daluo Jinxian was fully activated, and golden lights swayed on Zhang Xiaoxiao's body and spread out to the surroundings!

The creatures in the prehistoric Kunlun and Tianshan Mountains immediately felt the huge coercion, and could not help but prostrate on the ground, shaking their bodies as fear.

The brighter and brighter golden light shot out from Zhang Xiaoxiao's body, Nuwa and Fuxi were dumbfounded by Zhang Xiaoxiao's arrogance, Nuwa said: "Is Tianjun trying to forcefully rush to the 31st heaven?"

Fuxi frowned: "It seems that Hunyuan Daluo Jinxian's cultivation is really strong, sister Wa, we have to work harder!" Fuxi told Zhang Xiaoxiao about the situation of the 31st Chongtian before, deliberately omitting the mysterious coercion , I just want to find out how strong Zhang Xiaoxiao is!

Zhang Xiaoxiao was beaten back by that coercion again and again, and what made her feel even more was that this coercion was at least the strength of a quasi-sage, a quasi-sage?Zhang Xiaoxiao's eyes widened instantly, Nima, could it be that old man Hongjun who came to make trouble, or someone else?

I still don't believe it!Zhang Xiaoxiao immediately exploded, and saw her figure turn into a ball of golden drill bits, and began to spin crazily!

Anyone who has studied physics knows that when a bullet is fired, it is in a state of high-speed rotation, and the greater the speed, the greater the power!

So someone who looked like a huge rotating golden cannonball from a distance started his own small motor and just penetrated the coercion bit by bit...

The author has something to say: I am talking about the readers who recharged for the first time, and those readers who have recharged several times do not need to be serious.In fact, I didn't pay much attention to the recharge system. I just felt a little distressed when I saw that the two girls could only read three chapters for the money they could read seven or eight chapters.Finally, Gu Liang, let’s hit the top five of the monthly rankings, and sprint towards the quarterly rankings, pick up your awesome Huahua, let’s go up there!Time is running out, I've been updating every day, and I've worked very hard, shouldn't you give me a little bit of 2 points and sprinkle some flowers, and be domineering? ??