I am the emperor of the prehistoric
Chapter 8
Zhang Xiaoxiao couldn't help but looked at the palm-sized bird in the large bird's nest, and then looked at the bird feather in his hand, wondering: "Is this feather yours?"
The little phoenix flapped its wings and said proudly: "Of course, it's not mine or yours?"
Zhang Xiaoxiao picked out a bird feather, which was 1.5 meters long, compared it with Little Phoenix, and said with a disdainful smile: "Your? You are not as big as this bird feather, so it's your mother's."
The little phoenix is arrogant: "You are talking nonsense, it was originally mine. Haven't you heard of 'phoenix bathing in fire'? Every phoenix will never die as long as its blood and spirit are not exhausted. When it reaches a certain age, it will be bathed in fire. Rebirth, rejuvenation!"
"Oh, what does this have to do with me? I just picked up trash all the way here. What does it have to do with whether you are a phoenix?" Zhang Xiaoxiao Chunxin wanted to tease this little phoenix, pretending to be serious.
"What rubbish, you are the rubbish, and your whole family is rubbish!" Little Fenghuang really couldn't calm down and spit at Zhang Xiaoxiao.
"Damn it, you breathe fire when you get angry, did the idiom 'Three Zhangs of Anger' be born because of you!" Zhang Xiaoxiao waved her sleeve robe to stop the attack of the flames, and said in her mouth.
The more Xiao Fenghuang listened, the more angry he became: "If I hadn't returned to my ancestors, I would be afraid of you, I won't spray you to death, I won't spray you to death!" Xiao Fenghuang cursed and spit fire.
"Enough is enough, little ancestor, you deserve to be of fire at such a young age!" Zhang Xiaoxiao used a few phoenix feathers to block the fire attack, and then found that these feathers blocked the fire attack, and absorbed the little phoenix's energy. Fire, the color becomes brighter.
Good thing, good thing, not only can prevent the invasion of fire, but also can absorb flames, it will definitely be a good defensive magic weapon in the future!Zhang Xiaoxiao slandered and quickly hid all the bird feathers in the Chaos Orb.
When Xiao Fenghuang saw that the other party not only hid his feathers, but also took away the feathers in the bird's nest, he became uneasy immediately: "Bastard, give me back my feathers!" As he spoke, he flapped his little wings and flew up and opened his mouth I'm going to peck Zhang Xiaoxiao.
Zhang Xiaoxiao counterattacked: "Doesn't your hair grow on your body? I didn't pluck it. If you make trouble again, be careful that your aunt makes you into an Orleans roast chicken!"
"Wuwu, you bullied me, you are a bad person, you are a big villain, you actually bullied me, you are more evil than dragons and unicorns..." Little Lolita cried in a crisp voice, and the two little Cai Wing even covered his little head and wept bitterly.
As the big sister, Zhang Xiaoxiao still has some conscience, and she is not busy arguing with the little loli at this time, so she couldn't help coaxing: "Okay, okay, don't cry, tell me you have been reborn once. , why are you still acting like a little loli!"
"Little Lolita is amazing, is it delicious?" Little Fenghuang suddenly stretched out his small head and wings, and looked at Zhang Xiaoxiao with two mung bean eyes, his expression was cute and innocent.
Damn, this little bird is so cute!Zhang Xiaoxiao felt pity for the fragrance and the bird, and then explained softly: "Little Lolita is not edible, but a compliment to you!"
"Praise me?" Little Phoenix actually supported the bird's head with one wing, with a deliberate expression: "Praise me for what?"
Zhang Xiaoxiao said: "Praise you for being beautiful, lively, and cute, and the flowers are blooming..."
"Man is a god horse?"
"Uh... it's an animal full of aesthetics, the race that best praises phoenixes!"
"Oh, that's still good!" Little Phoenix concluded.
Seeing that the atmosphere had eased, Zhang Xiaoxiao asked Little Phoenix: "Fenghuang, what do you want your own hair for?"
Xiao Fenghuang said innocently: "Nothing, I just don't want to give you such a villain!"
"..."
"By the way, give me back my hair!"
Zhang Xiaoxiao asked cautiously: "Little Phoenix, how old are you this year?"
The little phoenix immediately exclaimed proudly: "800 years old! Our Phoenix family will return to our ancestors and be reborn every [-] years!"
Over 8000 years old and still so j□j...Is this only increasing age but not increasing IQ?Zhang Xiaoxiao slandered.But her face was serious: "Then you haven't gone out for more than 8000 years?"
"It's turned, I often fly down the mountain and sing with the birds, and I can dance!" Little Phoenix was proud again.
Oh, it turned out to be from Jiaofang Division!Khan, how impure is Zhang Xiaoxiao's mind?Then Zhang Xiaoxiao thought of something: "You have to return to your ancestors once in more than 8000 years. Does that mean that your cultivation base cannot be improved?"
This question made little Fenghuang very disappointed: "Actually, it is not true. My mother said that the Fenghuang family originally had cultivation skills. After practicing, Phoenix can transform into form, and it can also avoid the phenomenon of returning to the ancestors during the period of weakness once in more than 8000 years. Because once the phoenix is reborn from the ashes, the process will be very painful, and it is also the weakest time."
What a naive and silly bird, this is how you blew your own weaknesses. If you meet someone else, why don't you take you back to be a riding pet?Zhang Xiaoxiao was intoxicated in her heart that she was "kind", so she said, "Then why haven't you cultivated?"
Little Phoenix's little mung bean eyes immediately shed tears: "Before I was born, my mother participated in the Tri-Clan War and never came back. She didn't teach me, so I can only grow up naturally!"
When Zhang Xiaoxiao heard that the other party was still an egg, she had a memory, she was so powerful!But then I thought that Xiao Fenghuang was an orphan, and I couldn't help but think that I also ran into this world alone, with no relatives, and my heart felt sad, and my sympathy also rose: "Why don't you come with me, I can teach you Cultivation technique, help you transform into form!"
Little Phoenix looked at Zhang Xiaoxiao: "Are you very good?"
"So-so, No. 1 in the world!" Zhang Xiaoxiao said without hesitation.I thought to myself, anyway, I must not be too bad than those future saints, how can I live for more than [-] million years!The ability honed out is no worse than you!
"No, you're trying to lie to my bird feather!" Xiao Fenghuang suddenly had an idea, and became hostile to Zhang Xiaoxiao.
Zhang Xiaoxiao shook her head: "This hair is useless to you. I plan to ask other gods to make a colorful phoenix clothes in the future. If you really want it, I will return it to you. In fact, it is not very useful to me. I just feel that it is a pity to lose it." ,Such a waste!"
"Is that so?" Xiao Fenghuang looked at the feathers on his body, they were pretty, and immediately put away his temper: "Well, you are right, why don't you return the clothes to me after you finish them, I will I also want to see how beautiful the clothes made of my feathers are!"
"Hey, I said little Phoenix, you haven't been a teacher yet, you already know how to blackmail master, you want beauty!" Zhang Xiaoxiao is not happy, I picked it up for a long time, but it turned out to be cheaper for others?
Little Phoenix groaned: "Tch, if you want to accept me as an apprentice, you have to pay a price. Besides, as a master, you should love your apprentice. Do you understand the principle of being a teacher for one day and being a father for the rest of your life?"
"Damn it, I don't understand it or you don't understand it!" Zhang Xiaoxiao thought in her heart, and it turned out that everyone called Lolita was black-bellied and hypocritical.She said impatiently: "Okay, after you take shape, Master will make this clothes into a magic weapon for you and return it to you, and will also try to get you some good magic weapons for your body!"
"Really, Master?" Little Phoenix's two small eyes immediately ignited raging flames, so excited!
"You, calm down. If you set fire to the mountain, you will be imprisoned. Don't get angry!" Zhang Xiaoxiao looked at Little Phoenix in horror.
Sure enough, Little Phoenix put away his "arrogant arrogance" and became very calm.
Zhang Xiaoxiao felt that there was a little phoenix as a pet to play with, so she decided to take the little phoenix as her second apprentice.She looked Little Phoenix up and down, and said, "You don't have a name yet, I'll give you one!"
"Who says I don't have a name?" Little Phoenix puffed up her chest and said, "My mother gave me a name a long time ago. My name is Si Ming, Yin Siming, sounds nice!"
"Yin Siming...is a good name, much better than mine!" Zhang Xiaoxiao felt a little urge to vomit blood when she thought of her own name. Grandpa obviously named herself Zhang Chenyang, but her parents thought that name was too sweet. Being masculine will turn him into a tomboy, so he changed into Zhang Xiaoxiao!Zhang Xiaoxiao, Zhang Xiaoxiao, have been laughed at by classmates since they were young, are they heartbroken?
Zhang Xiaoxiao felt sad for her name, but she gently called Xiao Fenghuang: "Xiao Si Ming, you will be the second apprentice of my Xiaoyu Tianjun from now on, you have to remember!"
It was also rare for Little Phoenix to put away her arrogant temper, and said seriously: "Yes, Master!"
At this time, another person jumped down from outside the mountain. This person was wearing a gray-blue robe and had a mustache. He looked to be in his 30s, but his appearance was also dignified.As soon as the man jumped off, he saw Zhang Xiaoxiao, not only Zhang Xiaoxiao, but also a little phoenix in Zhang Xiaoxiao's arms.
At this time, Zhang Xiaoxiao's appearance was considered pretty, but definitely not at the level of stunning beauty, just like her previous life, with a little bit of good looks.Because Zhang Xiaoxiao is a woman, she is wearing a white robe. The robe is much narrower than a man's, and her waist is thinner. It is not as fancy as a woman's skirt, but it is also dignified.Her long hair was also casually tied behind her back with a straw rope, which was very laid-back but also had a free and easy temperament.
When the man was looking at Zhang Xiaoxiao, Zhang Xiaoxiao was also looking at him, and the charms of the two couldn't help colliding, and it was clear which was higher and which was lower.Zhang Xiaoxiao Hunyuan Da Luo Jinxian, and the other party is Da Luo Jinxian!People of this level in this era will be leaders in the future. Zhang Xiaoxiao immediately speculated on the identity of that person, and the same person also began to speculate on Zhang Xiaoxiao's identity!
The little phoenix flapped its wings and said proudly: "Of course, it's not mine or yours?"
Zhang Xiaoxiao picked out a bird feather, which was 1.5 meters long, compared it with Little Phoenix, and said with a disdainful smile: "Your? You are not as big as this bird feather, so it's your mother's."
The little phoenix is arrogant: "You are talking nonsense, it was originally mine. Haven't you heard of 'phoenix bathing in fire'? Every phoenix will never die as long as its blood and spirit are not exhausted. When it reaches a certain age, it will be bathed in fire. Rebirth, rejuvenation!"
"Oh, what does this have to do with me? I just picked up trash all the way here. What does it have to do with whether you are a phoenix?" Zhang Xiaoxiao Chunxin wanted to tease this little phoenix, pretending to be serious.
"What rubbish, you are the rubbish, and your whole family is rubbish!" Little Fenghuang really couldn't calm down and spit at Zhang Xiaoxiao.
"Damn it, you breathe fire when you get angry, did the idiom 'Three Zhangs of Anger' be born because of you!" Zhang Xiaoxiao waved her sleeve robe to stop the attack of the flames, and said in her mouth.
The more Xiao Fenghuang listened, the more angry he became: "If I hadn't returned to my ancestors, I would be afraid of you, I won't spray you to death, I won't spray you to death!" Xiao Fenghuang cursed and spit fire.
"Enough is enough, little ancestor, you deserve to be of fire at such a young age!" Zhang Xiaoxiao used a few phoenix feathers to block the fire attack, and then found that these feathers blocked the fire attack, and absorbed the little phoenix's energy. Fire, the color becomes brighter.
Good thing, good thing, not only can prevent the invasion of fire, but also can absorb flames, it will definitely be a good defensive magic weapon in the future!Zhang Xiaoxiao slandered and quickly hid all the bird feathers in the Chaos Orb.
When Xiao Fenghuang saw that the other party not only hid his feathers, but also took away the feathers in the bird's nest, he became uneasy immediately: "Bastard, give me back my feathers!" As he spoke, he flapped his little wings and flew up and opened his mouth I'm going to peck Zhang Xiaoxiao.
Zhang Xiaoxiao counterattacked: "Doesn't your hair grow on your body? I didn't pluck it. If you make trouble again, be careful that your aunt makes you into an Orleans roast chicken!"
"Wuwu, you bullied me, you are a bad person, you are a big villain, you actually bullied me, you are more evil than dragons and unicorns..." Little Lolita cried in a crisp voice, and the two little Cai Wing even covered his little head and wept bitterly.
As the big sister, Zhang Xiaoxiao still has some conscience, and she is not busy arguing with the little loli at this time, so she couldn't help coaxing: "Okay, okay, don't cry, tell me you have been reborn once. , why are you still acting like a little loli!"
"Little Lolita is amazing, is it delicious?" Little Fenghuang suddenly stretched out his small head and wings, and looked at Zhang Xiaoxiao with two mung bean eyes, his expression was cute and innocent.
Damn, this little bird is so cute!Zhang Xiaoxiao felt pity for the fragrance and the bird, and then explained softly: "Little Lolita is not edible, but a compliment to you!"
"Praise me?" Little Phoenix actually supported the bird's head with one wing, with a deliberate expression: "Praise me for what?"
Zhang Xiaoxiao said: "Praise you for being beautiful, lively, and cute, and the flowers are blooming..."
"Man is a god horse?"
"Uh... it's an animal full of aesthetics, the race that best praises phoenixes!"
"Oh, that's still good!" Little Phoenix concluded.
Seeing that the atmosphere had eased, Zhang Xiaoxiao asked Little Phoenix: "Fenghuang, what do you want your own hair for?"
Xiao Fenghuang said innocently: "Nothing, I just don't want to give you such a villain!"
"..."
"By the way, give me back my hair!"
Zhang Xiaoxiao asked cautiously: "Little Phoenix, how old are you this year?"
The little phoenix immediately exclaimed proudly: "800 years old! Our Phoenix family will return to our ancestors and be reborn every [-] years!"
Over 8000 years old and still so j□j...Is this only increasing age but not increasing IQ?Zhang Xiaoxiao slandered.But her face was serious: "Then you haven't gone out for more than 8000 years?"
"It's turned, I often fly down the mountain and sing with the birds, and I can dance!" Little Phoenix was proud again.
Oh, it turned out to be from Jiaofang Division!Khan, how impure is Zhang Xiaoxiao's mind?Then Zhang Xiaoxiao thought of something: "You have to return to your ancestors once in more than 8000 years. Does that mean that your cultivation base cannot be improved?"
This question made little Fenghuang very disappointed: "Actually, it is not true. My mother said that the Fenghuang family originally had cultivation skills. After practicing, Phoenix can transform into form, and it can also avoid the phenomenon of returning to the ancestors during the period of weakness once in more than 8000 years. Because once the phoenix is reborn from the ashes, the process will be very painful, and it is also the weakest time."
What a naive and silly bird, this is how you blew your own weaknesses. If you meet someone else, why don't you take you back to be a riding pet?Zhang Xiaoxiao was intoxicated in her heart that she was "kind", so she said, "Then why haven't you cultivated?"
Little Phoenix's little mung bean eyes immediately shed tears: "Before I was born, my mother participated in the Tri-Clan War and never came back. She didn't teach me, so I can only grow up naturally!"
When Zhang Xiaoxiao heard that the other party was still an egg, she had a memory, she was so powerful!But then I thought that Xiao Fenghuang was an orphan, and I couldn't help but think that I also ran into this world alone, with no relatives, and my heart felt sad, and my sympathy also rose: "Why don't you come with me, I can teach you Cultivation technique, help you transform into form!"
Little Phoenix looked at Zhang Xiaoxiao: "Are you very good?"
"So-so, No. 1 in the world!" Zhang Xiaoxiao said without hesitation.I thought to myself, anyway, I must not be too bad than those future saints, how can I live for more than [-] million years!The ability honed out is no worse than you!
"No, you're trying to lie to my bird feather!" Xiao Fenghuang suddenly had an idea, and became hostile to Zhang Xiaoxiao.
Zhang Xiaoxiao shook her head: "This hair is useless to you. I plan to ask other gods to make a colorful phoenix clothes in the future. If you really want it, I will return it to you. In fact, it is not very useful to me. I just feel that it is a pity to lose it." ,Such a waste!"
"Is that so?" Xiao Fenghuang looked at the feathers on his body, they were pretty, and immediately put away his temper: "Well, you are right, why don't you return the clothes to me after you finish them, I will I also want to see how beautiful the clothes made of my feathers are!"
"Hey, I said little Phoenix, you haven't been a teacher yet, you already know how to blackmail master, you want beauty!" Zhang Xiaoxiao is not happy, I picked it up for a long time, but it turned out to be cheaper for others?
Little Phoenix groaned: "Tch, if you want to accept me as an apprentice, you have to pay a price. Besides, as a master, you should love your apprentice. Do you understand the principle of being a teacher for one day and being a father for the rest of your life?"
"Damn it, I don't understand it or you don't understand it!" Zhang Xiaoxiao thought in her heart, and it turned out that everyone called Lolita was black-bellied and hypocritical.She said impatiently: "Okay, after you take shape, Master will make this clothes into a magic weapon for you and return it to you, and will also try to get you some good magic weapons for your body!"
"Really, Master?" Little Phoenix's two small eyes immediately ignited raging flames, so excited!
"You, calm down. If you set fire to the mountain, you will be imprisoned. Don't get angry!" Zhang Xiaoxiao looked at Little Phoenix in horror.
Sure enough, Little Phoenix put away his "arrogant arrogance" and became very calm.
Zhang Xiaoxiao felt that there was a little phoenix as a pet to play with, so she decided to take the little phoenix as her second apprentice.She looked Little Phoenix up and down, and said, "You don't have a name yet, I'll give you one!"
"Who says I don't have a name?" Little Phoenix puffed up her chest and said, "My mother gave me a name a long time ago. My name is Si Ming, Yin Siming, sounds nice!"
"Yin Siming...is a good name, much better than mine!" Zhang Xiaoxiao felt a little urge to vomit blood when she thought of her own name. Grandpa obviously named herself Zhang Chenyang, but her parents thought that name was too sweet. Being masculine will turn him into a tomboy, so he changed into Zhang Xiaoxiao!Zhang Xiaoxiao, Zhang Xiaoxiao, have been laughed at by classmates since they were young, are they heartbroken?
Zhang Xiaoxiao felt sad for her name, but she gently called Xiao Fenghuang: "Xiao Si Ming, you will be the second apprentice of my Xiaoyu Tianjun from now on, you have to remember!"
It was also rare for Little Phoenix to put away her arrogant temper, and said seriously: "Yes, Master!"
At this time, another person jumped down from outside the mountain. This person was wearing a gray-blue robe and had a mustache. He looked to be in his 30s, but his appearance was also dignified.As soon as the man jumped off, he saw Zhang Xiaoxiao, not only Zhang Xiaoxiao, but also a little phoenix in Zhang Xiaoxiao's arms.
At this time, Zhang Xiaoxiao's appearance was considered pretty, but definitely not at the level of stunning beauty, just like her previous life, with a little bit of good looks.Because Zhang Xiaoxiao is a woman, she is wearing a white robe. The robe is much narrower than a man's, and her waist is thinner. It is not as fancy as a woman's skirt, but it is also dignified.Her long hair was also casually tied behind her back with a straw rope, which was very laid-back but also had a free and easy temperament.
When the man was looking at Zhang Xiaoxiao, Zhang Xiaoxiao was also looking at him, and the charms of the two couldn't help colliding, and it was clear which was higher and which was lower.Zhang Xiaoxiao Hunyuan Da Luo Jinxian, and the other party is Da Luo Jinxian!People of this level in this era will be leaders in the future. Zhang Xiaoxiao immediately speculated on the identity of that person, and the same person also began to speculate on Zhang Xiaoxiao's identity!
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