The Reborn King of Hell loves farming

"They won't give you a lift, so I won't invite people from outside?" Mrs. Xu despised, and snorted coldly in her heart. It was nothing more than a few dollars. thousand.She has nothing to spend.As far as the deposit in her hand is, it is more than her sons.

"Then where are you going to invite?" Xu Lao Liu was a quick-witted person, and after hearing what his old mother said so confidently, he suddenly came to his mind.The old man is dead, should the private money that the old couple have saved over the years be divided?Just looking at the way Xu Qing came here before, the old lady's side, no matter what, must be [-].

You can turn to your brothers.There are too many people, it is okay to give one alone, and it is estimated that there are not many brothers who are divided.Hey, it's best to give it all to yourself.So he smiled and said: "Mom, I didn't say that people in the surrounding villages may not come here."

"Then ask your daughter-in-law to bring it from the city. Let the city invite workers to carry it." Mrs. Xu shouted at the top of her voice.

Xu Laoliu's heart tightened, and he said with a smile: "Mother, can you afford to hire workers from the city?" It's best to invite workers from the city, in this case...

"Why can't I afford it? I can still afford it. I have money. Please, please come ten or eight of the fucking ones. I still can't believe that without some people, our old man's coffin can't be carried away. Others Anyone who wants to get involved in our family, I'm afraid that he will gain our family's blessing..." Mrs. Xu's voice became louder when she saw the looming human head outside her yard.

Nonsence!you old lady.Some people in Xiaowan Village didn't leave. After hearing the news, those who were waiting to see the excitement spit and cursed on the road outside Xu's house.Of course they knew that Mrs. Xu was referring to Sang and scolding Huai and told them.But maybe the family members don't think about it either. Now their own relatives are like gods of avoiding plagues.

The Xu family sat in the yard, smoking and dozing off.Only a few people put their minds to it, worrying about how Xu's second son will be buried.

"Lao Liu, look, Mom, it's okay if you don't understand this gentleman." After the old lady Xu finished scolding, she thought of the most important thing now, "If you don't choose a place for your father to build a good house, your father will not let you do anything like a ghost." We've had a good time."

hiss!Said to be a ghost.The Xu family members in the yard shrank their necks together.Second Xu almost scared them to death today.If the relatives around did not take them in now, to be honest, at least half of the people in this yard would not be here now.

"How about..." Xu Laoliu rolled his eyes and said, "Mom, give me some money, and I'll go to the city to hire a Feng Shui master?"

"Okay. That's all." Mrs. Xu didn't see the white eyes of the children and grandchildren around her, and nodded heavily, "I heard that there is a scenic spot at your cousin's side. In the past, I heard from your mother-in-law that Mr. is doing well, so you can invite him to come here."

"Uh... Mom, that would be very expensive, right?" Please ask the gentleman in the scenic area, even if he doesn't understand, he also knows that he is a celebrity.The price is at least several times more expensive than those around them.

"It's good that you are expensive. I just want to fight for it. Is five thousand enough?" Mrs. Xu was also provoked by what happened this afternoon. "I'll get you the money now, and you will leave immediately. Spend the night at your daughter-in-law’s cousin’s house, and you can invite someone in the morning, and you can come back at noon. I don’t believe it, there are still no living people in this world.”

"Uh, fine. If it's not convenient, you can give me some more, and I'll invite the person who carried the birthday utensil." Xu Lao Liu said in a serious manner.

But it made some other people hate him so much that they wanted to eat him.

Wuming arranged the temple according to the arrangement of the great monk, and by the time he led his three juniors to take the shuttle bus down from the mountain, it was already around six o'clock in the evening.In summer, although the sun is still early, in the countryside, it is already time to eat.

Thinking about what to do tonight, it's impossible to go hungry.Looking at his little brother Wu Qing, although he has not spoken much, how can this little boy who is only about ten years old stand up to hunger.

Fortunately, there was a small private restaurant next to the platform, so the three of them were led in and ordered a bowl of plain noodles for each of them.

The small shop next to the platform was originally opened by farmers who could cook with sticks.I don't know anything about formal cuisines.

But ordinary people have an instinctive respect for monks and Taoist priests.So after Wu Ming ordered plain noodles, the little boss became anxious.

Because he didn't know if the plain noodles that the little monk asked for were the ones he thought were plain?If this is done wrong, isn't it offending people?

"Haha!" The only other guest at the four-person table in the room heard the conversation between the boss and the proprietress at the door of the kitchen, suddenly laughed, turned his head, and said to the boss, "Boss, the little monk said plain noodles, It’s just simple plain noodles. You can boil the noodles in clear water, then add some vegetable leaves or bean skins and add salt. After cooking, if you have sesame oil at home, just put some. Those on TV are all performed by people. , how can the monks usually eat so many tricks."

"Yes." The other man at the same table, with a bun on his head, also smiled, "Most monks are pure cultivators. If you want to do so many tricks every day, why do you practice?"

"Amitabha!" After Wu Ming greeted the three juniors to sit down, he also heard the situation here, and hurriedly came to tell him that the boss should just do what he did for the benefactor just now, which is already very good.In fact, today's temples don't pay so much attention, even meat, they also eat, but when going out, taboos are necessary.

Turning around, Wu Ming thanked the people at the table of four again.

However, when he thanked them, he found that although these four people were dressed in ordinary clothes, two of them, men in their 50s and [-]s, were obviously not ordinary people.And it looks a little familiar.

"Buddha of Immeasurable Life!" Among them, the one with the hair in a bun replied to Wuming with a Taoist name, "Little Master Wuming, have you forgotten me and Layman Wang so quickly?"

ah!Wuming suddenly remembered: "I'm sorry, it turns out that it's two fellow Taoists, Layman Wang and Layman Zhang. I'm sorry."

"Haha, little master Wuming is still so polite....But, Master Hong is really willing!" The other middle-aged Taoist saw Wuming and the three monks not far away and said, "The four high-ranking disciples have been sent here." .”

"That's not true." The man with the bun said, "Compared to Master Hong's disciple, the two of us are more suspicious this time!"

"Haha!" The other man couldn't help laughing.

The other two people sitting at the same table with Jushi Wang and Jushi Zhang were two teenagers.Seeing them, Wuming also understood what the two elders were laughing at.It would have been fine if the great monk hadn't pointed out the purpose of this time before, but now seeing the two Taoist priests on the opposite side mocking themselves like this, he understood almost instantly that the other party's departure might have the same meaning as them.

Since ancient times, Taoist priests and ghosts have been in close contact!His master could think of helping ghosts and gods to create great opportunities for his disciples, how could others not imagine it?

The two teenagers looked about fifteen or sixteen years old, and seeing Wu Ming looking at them, they all sat up straight and smiled and nodded at each other.

The meal for the four brothers Wu Ming was on the table quickly, but for some unknown purpose, the shop owner made them two big bowls of sweet and sour peanuts and sour radish that were given away at every table in the shop. , I also made a cold lettuce and vegetarian fried cowpea.

The boss said that the fried cowpea was worthless, and his mother was a devout Buddhist, but the old lady was not at home today.When he did this, he had the right to do it for his mother.

Wu Ming led the three brothers to thank the shop owner and his wife before sitting down and eating.

At the table of Layman Zhang and Layman Wang, although they had finished eating long ago, they were not in a hurry to leave, but were sitting there, talking to their children.

Those two fifteen or sixteen-year-old teenagers looked bright and sunny before, but after hearing what the elders said, for some reason, there was more sadness in their eyes.

"Xiao Zhuo!" Zhang Jushi, that is, the man with the bun, looked down, "If you don't want to, it's too late to regret it now."

"I..." The young man named Xiao Zhuo had tears in his eyes, looking reluctant to part.

Jushi Zhang smiled suddenly: "You said you, a man, made pear blossoms rain. With your qualifications, I don't know if people can see it. Take a look at those four young monks. They want to be good-looking, and they want to be good-looking. Is there any cultivation level? Even if there is smoke from our ancestral grave, whoever has a crush on you, won’t he really never see you again in this life?”

"I know grandpa." Xiao Zhuo said with tears in his voice. "I just, just want to go to school..., I think I won't be able to go to school in the future..."

"Alas..." Speaking of this, Layman Zhang sighed deeply, "If you are smart, you can study by yourself when you have time. Besides, we don't know much about the situation there yet. But anyway, If you are really selected, you can't lose face of my Zhang family."

"I, I definitely won't."

"En. Best. Going out... If you are really selected, grandpa will definitely give you more money and let you spend it as you like. Your mother can't control it..." Layman Zhang tempted with.Behind him, the proprietress came out at some point and cast a look at him inexplicably, her eyes were clearly calling him an old man who was out of tune.

Same as Layman Zhang, Layman Wang's younger generation didn't shed the same tears as Zhang Zhuo, but their emotions were similar.

"Why do I feel that in the hearts of the two of you, people seem to have taken a fancy to you two." Layman Wang said bluntly, "It's like parting from life to death. Even if you don't see your parents in this life, you are still together. It’s on the same earth. As long as we develop in the future, just remember to send some money home.”

Wang Wei: o(╯□╰)o!Fortunately, when I went out, my grandma said everything that should be said!Grandpa is really unreliable.

The proprietress: Grandpa and grandson really can't be put together.Either spoiled, or taught crooked!

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