The Reborn King of Hell loves farming

"Your Majesty, be careful!" A purple-black light suddenly hit Wei Yang from behind, and when Jiang Ziwen felt the biting cold, it was too late to stop it.

Of course, the main reason why he couldn't stop it in time was that he actually felt the power of a fairy in that beam of light!

"Boom!" There was a huge impact!Let all the demons and human beings in the sky and the earth feel deafening.The purple-black eyes saw it hit Wei Yang's body vividly.

but--

There seems to be something wrong with this crashing sound?

After the crash, everyone looked at the place where the accident just happened.

It's just that the result surprised everyone who was in a cold sweat just now. The person who was on the verge of crisis a second ago and had already been hit by a "missile" in their hearts is now holding a lump of "purple-black" light in his hands. Ball, had a great time playing.

Demons: Was that ball of light just now made of glutinous rice?Or is it made of rubber?

Ghosts: It feels like playing with balloons.

Humanity:……

"Can't hold it anymore?" Wei Yang was condescending, while leisurely kneading the purple-black light ball in his hand, while looking at the black mist on the other side of the mountain with a smile in his eyes, "If you have such a little ability, today we can There is no need to play. Don’t say that the emperor didn’t give you a chance, umh, the power of this ball of light is not bad, and you should try it too!” As he spoke, he suddenly threw the ball of light in his hand upwards, and it hit the ball of light When it fell like a ball, he lifted his foot and kicked it——

The purple-black light ball with lightning in it is not worth a level higher than the purple-black light just now. The unstoppable power is like a thunderbolt opening the sky, and it hits the target accurately in an instant!

"Boom—" There was another loud noise, followed by an earthquake of magnitude three or four on the ground.

"A good goal!" Jiang Ziwen exclaimed, "Your Majesty has done a great job, and you can go to the national football team later! Guaranteed to lead the team out of Asia."

Wei Yang: -_-|||!Damn, will you praise others?If there is no last sentence, I will be very happy!In future generations, who doesn't know that the people and gods of the national football team are all angry!

"Uh! What's the matter?" Wei Yang glanced at him resentfully and contemptuously, Jiang Ziwen couldn't think of what he did wrong in flattering him for a moment.

"Hiss!" The gasping voice interrupted the interaction between Wei Yang and Jiang Ziwen.

The two instinctively looked towards the opposite mountain, only to see that what was still a cloud of black mist was rapidly growing in size at the moment, vowing to fill the entire mountain.

"This is it!" Jiang Ziwen twitched his nose, then shuddered, "Plague!"

"Fuck! I've been busy for a long time, and it's wasted!" Wei Yang looked at the black mist that was quickly dissipating.

Well!Jiang Ziwen seemed to understand someone's meaning, and asked uncertainly: "Your Majesty, is it possible that you still have a hobby of eating stinky tofu?"

"What's wrong with stinky tofu? How many people like it! Even if this thing is broken, it has absorbed the energy of fairy spirits and dragons for more than 500 years, and has been dying of illness. How could it be refined in just a hundred years. MD! It's a pity, I didn't expect that the one who entered would be a plague god, grandma."

"Is this thing useful?"

"Of course it's useful. If you don't let me, why did I love you for so long? Just this lump of stuff, if a master alchemist got his hands on it and refined it into a pill, it would be a big seller in hell!"

"Shengui Pill!" Jiang Ziwen thought of something.

"Hmph! At least you are not stupid."

Jiang Ziwen:! ￥%…………@! ~~o(>_<)o~~ Damn it!Not true, not true!how come?Who is irresponsible, who didn't catch this plague-dead wild ghost to the underworld, and let it have a chance to come into contact with..., woohoo, god ghost pill, his god ghost pill!A ghost pill that can increase the spirit energy in his body by 30.00%!One pill can turn an ordinary kid into a high-level ghost general!

"Your Majesty... I suddenly want to do what you did before." Jiang Ziwen looked at Wei Yang with a mournful face.

Wei Yang said contemptuously: "Just now, I don't know who disliked it because it was too stinky and refused to let the emperor fall. It's hard to say, if someone doesn't stop the emperor from beating, then the god of plague will be thrown out by the emperor."

Jiang Ziwen: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ If he knew that there were wild ghosts occupying the raw materials of the Shengui Pill, he would not stop it even if he died!If you don't stop it, don't say it, he will still hold the mallet and beat behind him!

"Oh, but, with such a powerful ancestor, the Xu family is really underdeveloped."

"It's all bad to the bone." Jiang Ziwen said disapprovingly.

"Then what's the matter? With such a good piece of fat protected, they have nothing to fear if it's damaged to the bone marrow!" Wei Yang said lightly.

Jiang Ziwen did not refute this time.If he was still a human back then, he might not be too sure about the influence of family feng shui on the rise and fall of a family, but after becoming a hell ghost, he had to believe it.

Let's take the Xu family in front of us as an example?If he and Wei Yang hadn't abolished the ancestor of the Xu family who possessed the body of a fairy and demon today, then even if they set out to take away the luck of the descendants of the Xu family, after the blessing of the ancestors of the Xu family, the descendants of the Xu family , and they will definitely not live like pigs and dogs as they thought.Even with the continuation of time, they will slowly produce their own fortune, longevity and fortune under the protection of their ancestors.

Many things in the world are intangible, people can't see it so they don't believe it.But he does exist.

"The little dead ghost, with the body of a fairy, can actually have such a cultivation level." Wei Yang looked at the black mist that had dispersed half of the mountain.

"Hmph! Little devil from hell, don't take yourself seriously. Since you don't give me a way out for the descendants of the Xu family, then don't blame me for being rude." A gloomy laugh came from the black mist , "Originally, I thought that with the descendants of my Xu family in this area, it would be fine to bear it for 80 years. Now, haha, let's see who is more ruthless."

"Oh!" Wei Yang sighed, "Forget it!"

never mind?What?What's the matter?

Wei Yang's words were not loud, but close to here; the black mist in the field and the little demons, the little ghosts, they could all hear clearly.

It's just that they don't understand each other's meaning.

Although Jiang Ziwen understood, he didn't mean to explain.

Wei Yang looked down at the group of people who had lost their thinking at the moment, waved his right hand, and the group of people disappeared.

"You..." Wei Yang looked at the group of little monsters who followed him tonight, "Tomorrow night, the scandal will be settled, and we will continue tonight's affairs with Mrs. Liu. You can step down now."

"Yes!" A group of little demons and ghosts, although they still didn't understand what Wei Yang was going to do, after responding, their bodies quickly disappeared.

Wei Yang moved his gaze a little, but he didn't send away the humans on the other side of the mountain in the end.

Since you want to see it, let the other party take a good look at it, and it will save some people from thinking too highly of themselves and daring to plot against anyone!

Wei Yang glanced at Jiang Ziwen, and after Jiang Ziwen retreated nine steps, he raised his head and sang softly to the sky: "Lei is here, electricity is coming! Listen to the emperor's order! Nine Heavens Demon God Thunder will immediately descend to the earth to kill demons!"

"Boom boom-"

Was it an earthquake, or...

The people on the other side of the mountain first felt the rumble in their ears, as if all the audio-visual was only rumbling.Then I felt my feet shaking again as before.

"Crack!" The people on the other side of the mountain panicked, and saw a purple-red lightning, like the mouth of a wild beast tearing space, directly splitting down from the sky.Split on the opposite mountain.

Layman Zhang, Layman Wang, and Wang Wei, the three of them (Zhang Zhuo fainted and did not wake up), maybe they will never forget this scene they saw tonight in this life.

Like a giant dragon tearing apart the space, lightning poured down the sky, instantly turning into countless small lightning bolts, like pear blossom needles in a torrential rain, rushing towards the seemingly small mountain together.

It may have been a few hours, but in fact, it was only an instant. The black mist that had almost dispersed the entire mountain before disappeared without a trace.

"Boom—" Just when everyone thought that everything was finally over, and even the two ghosts and gods in the sky disappeared, there was another loud noise that shook the world suddenly from the mountain, as if something had exploded!

Layman Zhang, Layman Wang, and Wang Wei, you look at me, I look at me.

"Your Majesty, no one is satisfied?" Wei Yang sat on the back seat of a jeep by the bridge of Fengliu River, and beside him, Jiang Ziwen was handing over a cup of steaming tea, "I think Those little monks are still good."

"En. It's pretty good." Wei Yang found the cup handed by the other party, opened the lid, moved his hand, and it seemed that something had been thrown into the cup.

"Tsk tsk tsk!" Jiang Ziwen on the side looked jealous, "Luxury!"

"That's it!" Wei Yang said with no humility, "I don't even look at who it is."

"..."

"The spiritual roots of those two Taoist boys are also good." Wei Yang said after taking a sip of hot water, "It's just that the current Taoist population is thin and their self-awareness is too strong."

"So, you didn't see one?"

"No? How could I send the servants who came to the door? When I left, I sent a letter. When they come, you will see it."

"When are those people coming?"

"A month later."

"What? You mean, I'll stay here for another month?" Jiang Ziwen felt a sense of collapse, "Your Majesty, well, I'm actually really busy with work there."

"Tch. You think I don't know. If you're not here, someone must have helped."

"That's not good for people to do it for 30 years."

"..."

"Uh! Cough cough, I just inquired about a residence from a little demon. Your Majesty, should you move over there in the next time? Let's make it right."

"En. One month." Wei Yang looked at Jiang Ziwen.

Jiang Ziwen had a mournful face, but he did not refuse: "Yes, Your Majesty." You have said it all, can we refuse?What's more, at this time, if something happens to you, I will not only be beaten by ghosts in hell, but also be bombarded by lightning from the sky.Is he easy? "The funeral of the Xu family..."

"Future? What funeral? That old lady Liu is an interesting old lady. My mother used to say that she is very independent. I only promise her to be a beautiful woman in the next life, and her husband must die after her." After that, she decided to take care of tomorrow night's affairs completely for me. "

"Sounds very interesting, are you going to watch the excitement tomorrow night?"

"I'm not going, tsk! I really wanted to go, but it's a pity that the old man can't take it now!"

Jiang Ziwen: -_-|||!Your Majesty, I have discovered that you have the essence of a punk now!Opening your mouth is a dirty word.

"No...!" Wei Yang suddenly thought of something, and instinctively wanted to get up, but it turned out!

"bump--"

"Ouch!"

"Your Majesty, are you okay? My car is not a convertible!"

"Fuck you."

"What's wrong with you?"

"Lao Liu Xu has escaped!"

"what?"

"Before, I wondered why there was something wrong with the number of people. I just remembered now that I didn't seem to see that bastard Xu Laoliu tonight."

Jiang Ziwen didn't know what to say, although they were not afraid of anyone's revenge for what they did today, but...

"What should we do now?"

"..." Wei Yang raised his hand, wanting to do the math, but then gave up, "Forget it, what happened tomorrow night, if he still doesn't go back tomorrow night, it seems to be God's will."

"..."

"The matter here is not over yet. After I get rid of the man who steals the sky and the earth here, let's see what's going on with him?"

"..." Jiang Ziwen nodded silently, "Your Majesty, there is still a month until the fifteenth day of next month. Since you won't let me go back, why don't you use this month to find alchemists?"

"En." Wei Yang closed the thermos.In fact, his original intention of leaving Jiang Ziwen was to want the other party to protect his body when his soul was not there.

His current body can't bear the time-air flow that spans time and space.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Jiang, I want you to endure the pain of lovesickness!"

"Hehe, in the human world, it's only 30 days. Your Majesty doesn't mind. If Your Majesty really feels sorry, I hope that Your Majesty can spend the rest of the time with refreshments."

"Get out, what do you think I am? I am a famous Wenqu star in Hexi Town."

"Then you have to pay attention, don't you?" If you don't pay attention, even if you have a photographic memory, it's useless!

Wei Yang╭(╯^╰)╮: "Ah! Master Jiang, I suddenly thought, if I go to ancient times, what should I do if I don't have money?"

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