The Reborn King of Hell loves farming

Chapter 40:

Wei Yang felt that Li Feng was very enthusiastic. He not only borrowed a large bathtub that he said was specially built for Dr. Sun Simiao, but also took the lead in burning a large bucket of bath water.

There is a saying: If there is nothing to show courteousness, it is either rape or robbery.

Wei Yang wanted to see something from Li Feng's actions and words, but after watching for a long time, he could only see that this man really wanted to take a bath with the brother he had just met.He believes that only in this way can they show that they are close and have a good relationship.

Even when Wei Yang was standing in the kitchen waiting for someone to boil water, he heard from the other party that when he was in the barracks, a certain soldier loved to show off how good his relationship with his brother was, taking a bath together every day and so on. .

Seeing the man whispering that when he meets that man again in the future, he must show off, Wei Yang couldn't utter the last bit of refusal.

However, when he turned around, Wei Yang scolded himself severely.

Is it okay for brother and brother to take a bath together?In later generations, brothers who are not real brothers can take a bath together. Even in the countryside, in the 80s and [-]s, it is said that in order to save water and firewood, the whole family washes in the same basin.

But, the point is that we just met each other!Not to mention that he has such a physical problem, and even, he is still famous.

"Alright Yangyang, you go and prepare your clothes first, and I'll come right after I put out the fire in the pot." Li Feng walked quickly to the kitchen with a bucket in his hand, smiling.

And Wei Yang stood stiffly at the door of a temporary thatched hut. In order to avoid the bath water from getting cold, Li Feng moved the bath tub here on purpose.It is said that it is planned to get a large animal to live there sometime.

"Yangyang, you'd better move quickly, or the water will be completely cold after soaking for a while." Li Feng's voice came from the kitchen.

Wei Yang took a deep breath, and began to wonder if Sun Simiao didn't see his physique.But when he turned around, he shook his head and looked in denial, because with the knowledge of Chinese medicine he now knew, he could already know a person's physical problems by feeling the pulse, let alone someone like Sun Simiao?

So, why didn't the old man stop him?Is he not afraid of anything?Or in his eyes, he is actually a man.A real man without flaws?

"Hey, I just hope that Emperor Ziwei, you don't know that your wife took a mandarin duck bath with someone after time and space." Wei Yang muttered in a low voice, then his body trembled suddenly, turned around, and saw Li Feng Standing behind him with a smile.

Fuck!Wei Yang thought he saw a ghost?

"You, why are you standing behind me?" Damn, does this person walk without making a sound?Unexpectedly, he didn't even notice? "Don't you know that people scare people and scare people to death?

Li Feng was taken aback by Wei Yang's sudden roar, and couldn't laugh anymore, but where Wei Yang didn't see him, his expression was full of doubts, and he didn't seem to understand why he suddenly stood there. Behind Wei Yang.

Scratching his head, Li Feng said in embarrassment: "Next time I walk, can I bring my voice? Don't be afraid."

Wei Yang stared at Li Feng coldly, and finally snorted coldly and went to the bedroom to get a change of clothes.Angry is angry, he still knows that he can't take things from the space in front of Li Feng.

Li Feng stood there innocently and guiltily watching Wei Yang turn around and leave with agitated face, and when he saw the man disappearing at the door of the main house, his mouth suddenly split open.

In the dark night, that row of white teeth, really white!

"Wife, what do you mean?" Li Feng muttered, remembering that he hadn't cleaned up the kitchen, he went to the kitchen again.At the same time, he frowned and sighed, his strange ability seemed to be getting stronger and stronger. Dr. Sun said that if one day his ability was too strong, then he would not be far from death.

Wei Yang quickly stepped into the thatched hut when Li Feng went to get his clothes. He had already decided to wash himself clean before Li Feng came back, and then the three of them.

It's a pity that wishes are beautiful, but reality is cruel. Just when he was still dealing with his ancient costumes and couldn't untie his belts, Li Feng came over with strides.

"What's the matter? Can't you untie the belt? Do you want me to help you?" Li Feng Shaoxia is really a good person, he is willing to help with anything.

"No, there's no need." Wei Yang quickly refused, and at the same time slandered in his heart: Sure enough, the more flustered and the busier!

"Look at you, let me help you." Li Feng saw that he was stripped naked, and Wei Yang was still struggling with his belt, striding away with arrogance. come over.

"It seems to be a deadlock." Wei Yang kept his head down and struggled with his belt, but he didn't notice the situation on the other side, so he raised his head now.

Ah!Then so-and-so's human body statue is only like this, right?

"Hey!" Li Feng stared at Shang Weiyang's stupid eyes, and immediately trembled, "How is it? Brother has a good figure, right?"

"Heh, heh!" Wei Yang couldn't say anything, he just felt that his nose was itchy.Then immediately bowed his head.

"Let me do it, or you won't be able to untie it when the water is cold." Li Feng walked in front of Wei Yang involuntarily, and then squatted down.For convenience, an oil lamp had been placed in the thatched hut long ago, coupled with the round bright moon in the sky, so the surroundings were actually not very dark at the moment.At least large objects can still be seen very clearly.

So, something that Wei Yang, who lowered his head, didn't want to see the most now appeared in front of him in a magnified size.

Obviously there seems to be a dark patch on it, but it's a pity that the thing grows too huge!

The nose seemed to be itching more, Wei Yang quickly raised his head.He can't make a fool of himself at this time!

Emperor Ziwei, I am sorry for you!Wei Yang wailed in his heart.

"...Okay, turn it on." Li Feng's hearty voice sounded just when Wei Yang's mind was about to reappear unconstrained imagination.

Wei Yang trembled, and quickly lowered his head to look, the trouser pockets were indeed untied.However, unconsciously, he saw someone's thing again.

"You, you go wash first." Wei Yang took a step back.

Li Feng laughed, as if laughing at Wei Yang's embarrassment.Wei Yang, who tried so hard to pretend to be dead, finally couldn't put it on anymore, and blushed.

Fortunately, Tianguang at this moment does not support describing facial expressions, so no one should notice.

Li Feng didn't jump directly into the bathtub at first, but got a small wooden basin and washed his body with acacia on the side.

When Wei Yang saw it, he followed suit, but he used the Safeguard soap he brought.

"It smells so good!" Li Feng was very curious after seeing it, "Show it to my brother?" He took it over and smelled it and thought it was good, "I also use this, so that the smell of our two brothers will be the same."

Do they smell the same?Brother, can you stop saying such ambiguous words?Wei Yang Khan is going to die.

Li Feng on the opposite side didn't care, he just imitated Wei Yang's previous movements and carefully slapped the soap on his body.

"Sure enough, it's a good thing. It's much more useful than acacia." After Li Feng finished using it, he carefully put the soap back into Wei Yang's soap box.

After washing away the soap bubbles on his body, Li Feng urged Wei Yang to get into the bathtub quickly, the weather was still very cold at night.

Wei Yang also felt a little cold, but when he was about to enter the bathtub, a question arose, that is whether he should wear his underwear or not.

In his view, of course it is worn.But Comrade Li Feng felt that he was doing too much, and he must take it off.

"I'll take it off after I go in." Wei Yang now looks like he just wiped his body clean and ended the bath.But for a while, I couldn't think of how to explain it to others. I just hope that Comrade Li Feng will not be too enthusiastic.

Watching Wei Yang get into the tub, Li Feng also jumped in.

This Li Feng is indeed very foresighted, this bathtub is more than enough for two people.

"When you made the bathtub, did you ever think about swimming in it?" Wei Yang said in a strange way.

Li Feng grinned and said: "No, I just wanted to make a big one for Mr. Sun, because Mr. Sun said that taking a bath is good for the body."

Yeah?Wei Yang looked at Li Feng, who was looking at him from the other side of the oval bathtub, feeling a little uncomfortable.

"Don't worry, the weather is bad, and I'm in the water, so I can't see it." Li Feng said over there, "Besides, you are only 13 years old now, and you probably have grown your head with all the nutrition you had before, so that's why you didn't grow your head over there." Great. I think it will be fine in the future."

Well!Wei Yang was about to be dumbfounded, but on second thought, he was willing to be misunderstood by Li Feng.

"How about rubbing my back?" Li Feng originally wanted to get in touch with this new brother in the water, but now seeing Wei Yang seemed very shy, he only sighed that he was too hasty.Children are shy, he knew this before, this brother is only 13 years old, he is not bad, but he is still a child.Well, it seems that I want to be like my brother before, hugging and hugging in the shower are jubilant, I guess I need to wash a few more times.

Forget it next time, shall we?Enjoy the feeling of my brother rubbing my back today.

Li Feng felt that he was very magnanimous, but his younger brother opposite him didn't think so.

Sure enough, Wei Yang immediately pouted and said, "Why didn't you rub it for me first?"

"Am I older?"

"Then I'm young, shouldn't you take care of the young?"

Well!Li Feng was blocked by Wei Yang's words, but what Brother Ren said was right.

So he nodded and said: "Okay, let me rub your back for you first, come on, you carry it on your back."

Whether it's expressions, movements, or words, Li Feng's words are extremely pure, and Wei Yang naturally has no reason to doubt.

However, except for the time when he was a god and when he was Wei Yang, his memory of rubbing his back seems to be only a picture of his adoptive mother helping him to take a bath when he was very young. After he was seven or eight years old, he always washed it by himself.

A fiery big hand suddenly grabbed Wei Yang's shoulder, Wei Yang shook his body, and heard someone's laughter from behind: "Did you expose your shoulder to the water just now? Look, this shoulder looks good. Ice." Then he went to touch another one.

In an instant, the oil on Wei Yang's shoulders was wiped off.

Wei Yang: -_-|||!

"Come on, let's warm up first." Then, with a force, Wei Yang sank.And the hands that pressed him did not let go, they were still massaging his shoulders.

After a while, Li Feng used his hands hard, and Wei Yang was lifted up again.

"Yangyang, your skin is really good. It's better than the skin of the woman my brother saw. It feels tender and smooth." Li Feng said while rubbing Wei Yang's back.It is estimated that Wei Yang's skin healed after touching it, so he didn't dare to use too much force.

"It's okay." Wei Yang didn't know how to explain, so he said, "I'm young so my skin is tender."

"oh, I see."

"You, you used to...cough cough cough!" Hearing Li Feng talking about women just now, Wei Yang suddenly became very curious. "Been with a woman?"

"That? Which one?" Li Feng paused for a moment while rubbing his hands, then he understood, and turned Wei Yang in a circle when he got excited. "Yangyang, you, you don't know that, do you?"

Which one?Wei Yang was a little dizzy.

This bastard is indeed born as a martial artist. It is said that the military officers in the Tang Dynasty were many thieves and peasants, and they were very vulgar. This is the same.With that strength just now, Wei Yang felt that he was a toy in human hands.

Li Feng stared blankly at Wei Yang, who was a little dizzy from his vigorous swaying, his brows, his innocent expression, his lovely and pitiful appearance, his wet and limp hair...

"Boom, boom, boom—" Li Feng felt his heart beating, like a war drum in a military camp, very loud, and at the same time his mouth was a little dry...

Suddenly, he shook his head bitterly, frowning tightly.In the next second, the whole person coaxed into the water.

Well!Wei Yang managed to see the person on the opposite side clearly, but the next second the person actually dived by himself.

wrong!How could there be spiritual fluctuations?

Wei Yang's heart jumped in surprise, and he looked at the bath water still rippling in front of him with heavy eyes.

"Wow--" The person who was holding back in the bath water suddenly jumped out of the bath tub like a stone monkey born out of the world. A hole comes.

"Ahhh——" Wei Yang, who was still sitting in the bathtub foolishly, heard Li Feng's cry from a distance.