sea ​​prince

Ignoring the other party's so-called masculine respect, he just said coldly: "The Tian*chao is a big foodie empire, don't you know that the Tian*chao people are not interested in civet cats' sensuality?"

Fatty Ni nodded decisively in agreement, and his joy was more than that.

After becoming a fat aunt, Cui Hao logically changed Ni Fatty’s address to Aunt Ni: “Remember, from now on, as long as you are in front of A Fei, you will be Aunt Ni or show your original shape. If A Fei is not on the scene, you can do whatever you want !"

Aunt Ni was going crazy with rage—is it enough to paralyze you?Even if I maintain a manly body, I'm not as handsome as you. As for treating me as a potential love rival?Having a boyfriend is great!Possessiveness is amazing!Paralyzed Lao Tzu looks so unlovable!

Just when a boy entered the bathroom, he was startled when he saw Aunt Ni: "Auntie, what are you doing in the men's bathroom? Get out!"

Aunt Ni didn't dare to target Cui Hao, and finally found a target to vent her anger: "My mother is a cleaning aunt, come in if you want! The chick has no hair and is afraid of a ball! You have a weak kidney, take it off Pants need a microscope to see JJ!"

There are very few men in the Celestial Dynasty who can tolerate their masculine dignity being deliberately underestimated. Of course, the men are very angry.Seeing that it was about to explode, Aunt Ni pushed her against the wall with her chest upright: "Young man, don't provoke my old lady!"

Sure enough, it has the lethal power that the aunt of Tianchao should have!

What a good boy, at the age of Twenty Lang, he was full of vigor and strength, but he was squeezed against the wall by a "cleaning aunt" and couldn't move, leaving a shadow in his heart from then on.

Aunt Ni walked out of the men's bathroom proudly, and closely followed in the footsteps of Cui Hao and Hai Mengfei.

Next, she (he) finally understood why Choi Ho asked her to change her name.

I can't live on this day, and I can't help it when I meet a strong man, so I transform back to before liberation.No wonder it's called Aunt Ni, she's clearly a professional nanny!

Aunt Ni carried all the big and small bags that were originally in Cui Hao's hands.He was already fat, but when he looked at it from a distance with his hands full of things, he saw a giant pissing cow ball!

Nima, is there still a way to live this day?If I knew this would happen, I would have killed him an hour ago and would not have followed him!Who the hell would know that if you follow along, you will become someone else's free dog?

At the beginning, Aunt Ni thought that Cui Hao regarded him as an imaginary rival in love, but only then did she realize that the purpose of this person was to squeeze his labor force and destroy his weak will.

If you think too much, you will get a lot of arrows in your knees!

The only good thing is that Hai Mengfei is very capable of accepting new things, so she didn't make fun of her.And thoughtfully bought him a small trailer with two wheels, you can put the goods in the trailer and drag it, which is much easier than carrying it!

Sometimes, some shops are inconvenient to drag things in, so Aunt Ni can only stand bored and wait at the door of the shop... Thinking about the free life of a goblin in the past, now life is like death!But he was cowardly and didn't have the courage to self-mutilate, so he could only suffer silently.

Seeing Aunt Ni, Hai Mengfei didn't dare to be angry and dare not speak up, so she kindly praised her: "As expected of a monster who has been educated in Buddhism, he has such a good personality! Let's get along well like this in the future!"

It's just rubbing salt in the wound!

However, since Cui Hao and Hai Mengfei had very different attitudes towards her, Aunt Ni once again firmly established the established policy of building a good relationship with Hai Mengfei in her heart.At least, Hai Mengfei bought him a convenient small trailer, while Cui Hao would only let him do the most strenuous and stupid hard work.

anti-submarine

Before going back, Hai Mengfei called her second sister, Hai Mengyue. Although her parents and future second brother-in-law were on the phone, because Cui Hao was standing on the other end of the phone, Hai Mengfei could only make a long story short.Report safety, and then say that they have found witnesses that can prove that some members of the Ma family colluded with the Japanese monsters.

As a witness, Aunt Ni's tragic fate did not get better because of "importance".

After finally returning home, Cui Hao first threatened Aunt Ni that he must learn to cook in the future and study food hard when he was free, and then ordered Aunt Ni to find a big cardboard box and put it on the balcony.

After getting ready, Cui Hao said three words coldly: "Reveal your original form!"

Aunt Ni remembered that Cui Hao had said about eating civet cat meat before, and she was trembling and hesitant to change.

Probably Cui Hao was in a very good mood, and he didn’t use violence. He just pointed at the cardboard box and said, “Remember, this will be your nest from now on, and you will sleep on the balcony from now on. If you feel uncomfortable, you can find some rags to cover it!” Regardless of whether Aunt Ni agreed or not, she turned and left.

Nima, this is simply an insult to Yaoge!

Aunt Ni stared at Cui Hao's back with hatred, wishing she could immediately use the cruelest punishment in the world to torture him.But, looking down at the carton... oops that's weird, why does a boxy box with a small space look so cute?It must be very comfortable if the fleshy body is stuck in it, right?

Without anyone's instructions, Aunt Ni turned into a fat civet cat with a colorful face in the green smoke, and crawled into the box on its own initiative, waddling around.

Oops, it really feels great!The fat civet cat with a colorful face was immersed in the beautiful feeling and could not extricate himself from it, half-closed his eyes and was already fascinated.

Hai Mengfei retracted her head quietly, and ran to Cui Hao who was cooking with bare feet and silently: "Brother Hao! Brother Hao! How do you know that Aunt Ni is willing to live in a cardboard box? I just peeked at it, and it seems special. Very satisfied!"

Only when facing Hai Mengfei, Cui Hao had patience: "Instinct! My consciousness tells me that every animal has its own characteristics, and I just do it according to my consciousness. It's like, I can cook!"

There are a lot of knowledge and skills that are already deeply rooted in the mind without learning. People are used to calling this talent or instinct.

Cui Hao's instinct made Haimengfei very happy.This shows that Brother Hao's consciousness as a dragon is slowly awakening.The dragon clan comes from the monster clan but belongs to the beast clan. They are born with a wealth of knowledge, so the wisdom of the gods and beasts is not comparable to that of ordinary monsters.Civet cats are not common animals like domestic cats and dogs, but Cui Hao can know the common sense of life of civet cats, which is a gratifying phenomenon.

"But..." Hai Mengfei stuck next to Cui Hao, and had doubts again, "Is it not good for us to bring Aunt Ni home, but let her live on the balcony?"

Cui Hao weighed the pot, carefully stir-fried the vegetables in the pot, and then replied: "Afei, you have to understand. The monster race has always been divided into three or six grades. The difference in status is based on the spiritual wisdom of this race. It depends on the difficulty of transformation. For example, you mermaids are born with wisdom, and belong to the most easily transformed and highest-level monster clan, so they are regarded as the royal family of the ocean. Tanuki cats only belong to the middle-level monster clan, and they belong to the middle-level monster clan. Dogs are similar. To tame a civet cat, you have to use a whip and food together to make him afraid of you and get close to you."

Theism!Hai Mengfei was dumbfounded.

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, if he hadn't heard it with his own ears, who would believe that a few days ago, an ordinary human college student would talk about the monster race in front of a mermaid?

The court education that Hai Mengfei received was all about promoting the equality of all monster races and promoting harmony among the monster races.In fact, this is not just a good speech on the surface.Is there really equality within the Yaozu?True equality. Why are there so many disobedient guys who want to make trouble and harm others?

Among all the good-hearted demon clans, only the beasts dare to speak out the fact that the demon clans are unequal.Because they are a special race above the monster races of the third, sixth and ninth grades, just like gods transcending human beings.

Hai Mengfei has always been straight-hearted, and he can say whatever he thinks in his heart: "Brother Hao, you are so amazing! You know so much, do you know where you came from?"

In the end, Cui Hao was really stopped by the question: "I don't know..."

The message of this answer is neither good nor bad.Based on Cui Hao's previous performance, at least it shows that his consciousness is slowly repairing itself; however, what he restores are some corners and corners, and the most important and core things are still the most important things buried in the sea of ​​consciousness. bottom layer.

Maybe, we can have a good talk with Brother Hao tonight——Hai Mengfei thought so, and the corner of his mouth curled up into a smile again.

After experiencing death, all other difficulties appear calm.

Because Hai Mengfei was "interfering" from the side, Cui Hao's cooking skills were not fully displayed, so some dishes were not so good-looking.

If this kind of thing happens to ordinary people, the boyfriend will feel a little bit sorry, the girlfriend will feel a little bit disgusted, and the pet will also show a little bit of uncertainty.

However, Cui Hao didn't apologize at all, Hai Mengfei didn't feel disgusted at all, and Aunt Ni ate her heartily in her original state.

For Cui Hao: I am the best in the world, you have to eat all the dishes I cook!

For Hai Mengfei: Although Brother Hao's dishes are not so good-looking, they still taste good!

For Aunt Ni: Paralysis follows Matsui Takachi and the others to eat sushi and eat rice balls in the villa every day, it is simply not the life of a demon!Datian*chao deserves to be a big foodie empire, the dishes cooked by Mr. Cui Hao are really good (delicious)...

However, after eating and drinking enough, the order came; the fat civet cat with a colorful face squatted at Cui Hao's feet, listening to the teachings.

Cui Hao looked indifferent and alienated, completely different from Hai Mengfei's expression when he was by his side: "I have planted a mark on your purple mansion, even thousands of miles away, I can kill you. However, if you can always be obedient, not only To be able to live, and to be able to live well.”

The fat civet cat with a colorful face is not stupid, and immediately uttered words and expressed his opinion: "I ate the dishes made by Master Cui Hao today, and I know that heaven is heaven. If Master Cui Hao doesn't dislike me, a smelly, dirty and fat civet cat, That is the blessing I have cultivated for 600 years! If you have something to do, please tell me