[Transmigration Book] On the 36 Strategies for Defeating Slag Gong

"Brave boy, hurry up and create a miracle~~"

The familiar lyrics that showed his age were playing repeatedly in Tang Ze's mind and finally successfully woke him up.The problem is that he is sober, but his consciousness is sober, no matter how hard Tang Ze tries, he just can't open his eyes.

What the hell is going on? !Even though his eyes were closed, Tang Ze saw a row of large golden characters in front of his eyes.

System: "Hello, No. 2222 traverser."

Tang Ze: "Hello...your sister! What the hell are you? 2222, why don't you just scold me badly."

System: "Next, inform the second-hand traveler about the mission."

Tang Ze: "..."

System: "You are wearing a book."

Tang Ze: "Nani?! What book?"

System: "Ahem, it's the one you read before you hung up."

Tang Ze burst into tears: "Once you meet a goddess, you miss your life." Wiping his nose, "And then."

System: "Your task is to defeat Slag Gong and win Xiao Shou's heart."

Tang Ze: "What? Wait, I'm straight!"

System: "Failure penalty: You will get a free tour."

Tang Ze: "Huh? This punishment seems to be not bad. What kind of travel?"

System: "Free n-day trip to Hell."

Tang Ze: "Fuck? Fuck!"

System: "The conditions for judging failure are as follows, as long as one of them is met, you can be tragic.

One: Before the age of 30, I hadn't gotten my hands on Xiaoshou.

Two: Xiao Shou married someone else. "

Tang Ze: "Wait a minute..."

System: "The system does not participate in the process of performing tasks, and there are no additional skills. Please pray for yourself, Sao Nian, no matter what, you will have to stay in that world for the rest of your life."

System: "Above."

Tang Ze: "Wait..."

The golden light is gone.

Tang Ze: "...Ahhh, I'm fighting with you!!!"

Tang Ze suddenly opened his eyes, and then saw a close-up zoomed-in face of a man with a bad appearance, yellow skin, and a few pockmarks. He was staring at him intently, pouted and almost kissed. down look.

Tang Ze's mind went blank for a second, then he subconsciously yelled and sprayed the man's face with water.

That's right, he sprayed the other person's face with water, and the memory in his mind told him that this body had just been drowned.

Not only did the man not get angry when he was sprayed with water, he let out a sigh of relief and shouted happily, "Master, you're awake!"

Master?Tang Ze frowned suspiciously, some original memories of this body appeared in his mind.The owner of the body is surnamed Tang, who has the same surname as him, and his father is... Tang Guogong?Tang Ze thought about it carefully. Tang Guogong and the Tang family only appeared a few times in that novel, and it didn't take up much space. Because Tang Guogong and Tang Yu himself had military power in their hands, it became a Xiao Gong is a stumbling block on the road to becoming emperor.In the end, Xiao Gong secretly used tricks to frame Tang Yu in the place of infidelity. Although Tang Yu was sincere to Daning, he was not so thoughtful, and his temper was easy to harden sometimes. The idea of ​​a small attack.

It is worth mentioning that the reason why the Tang family opposed Xiao Gong was that the only son of Tang Guogong Tang Yu accidentally fell into the water and died a few years before the story began because of Xiao Gong. The small attack that does not violate the river has become the enemy.

It seemed that some Rausch subsystem stuffed his soul into the body of the already dead man.In the novel, there are only a few words about the only son who died young, without mentioning his name or how he fell into the water and died.Let him see, what is the name of the young master of the Tang family... Uh, he really has the same surname as well as the same name.

According to the original memory of this body, this place was the residence of Yin Qi, the third prince of Emperor Xuanwen.It was the 16th birthday of the third prince, and he was granted the title of king by the emperor to live in the new mansion outside the palace not long ago, so many ministers came to visit and congratulate him on this day.Tang Guogong didn't have any grudges with the third prince before, so he naturally wanted to come. He also brought his only son who was only one year younger than the third prince, hoping that he could establish friendship with the prince.It's just that this friendship has not been climbed, but people have encountered unexpected disasters, which is really unlucky.

This third prince, Yin Qi, is that scheming scumbag.

Tang Ze sat up, feeling nothing but chest tightness.A large group of people surrounded him in darkness. The original Tang Ze didn't know much. The man with the pockmarked face just now was one of them. He was a servant of Tang Guogong who came with Tang Yu and his son.

Tang Ze turned his body to the opposite direction where the famous family member Ding was, looked at him cautiously and asked, "What were you doing just now?"

Almost kissed or something, this servant wouldn't be the same.

"Uh." The servant scratched his head and answered Tang Ze honestly, "I heard from Dr. Wang in the medical clinic before that if a person does not wake up after drowning, he should breathe into his mouth mouth to mouth. This can save people from waking up."

Fuck, the medical knowledge of this superficial Daning Dynasty is really advanced. Waiting for Tang Ze to remember, there was a passage when he was reading the book, Xiao Shou fell into the water, and Xiao Gong tried to save him with "awe-inspiring righteousness" Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he personally gave him artificial respiration.Tang Ze was struck by thunder at that time, before leaving the computer, he punched the sandbags in the room several times before recovering.

I really want to have a good talk about life with that author, Tang Ze thought.With that in mind, the important characters appeared.All I could hear was a shout from outside the crowd: "Get out of the way, get out of the way, the third prince and Tang Guogong are here."

Those low-ranking courtiers and domestic servants who were still watching the fun immediately moved out of the way neatly.

At this moment, Tang Ze originally wanted to take a closer look at the third prince Yin Qi. After all, knowing yourself and the enemy is the only way to win a hundred battles.But it stands to reason that he is not familiar with the third prince at all, so he should greet "his" father first.

The two people who came belatedly were dressed in either rich or expensive clothes.One is a handsome young man with extraordinary handsomeness and full of nobility.One is a middle-aged man in his early forties, with a not-so-standard Chinese character face, bristling eyebrows, and a mighty physique. He is Tang Ze's current father, Tang Guogong Tang Yu.

It's over, it's over, it's over.Tang Ze looked at the two contrasting faces. In simple terms, one was handsome enough to fascinate thousands of girls, and the other was average-looking, at best a bit heroic and resolute.In such a comparison, even if Tang Guogong is 20 years younger, compared with Yin Qi, he can only be blown up. Wouldn't Tang Ze, his son, also be tragic?

Thinking of this, Tang Ze suddenly lost all thoughts, stood up staggeringly, and rushed towards the pool where he was picked up just now.Of course he didn't want to seek death, but just wanted to use the water as a mirror to see what his current "respect" looked like?

It's just that although Tang Ze didn't intend to continue to run into the pond to fill it with water, the others thought he was just soaked in water and there were aquatic plants growing in his head, and they still wanted to stay in the water.The servant who was standing next to him reacted a little too late and didn't hold him back. It was too late to say it, but it was so fast. Tang Guogong, who was originally a general, did it himself, and caught up with Tang Ze in an instant, his generous palms seemed to be holding a chicken. Grabbing Tang Ze by the back collar, he scolded: "Nizi! Don't want to live anymore?" while carrying him back to a place away from the water.

Dad, at least let me see what I look like, if I don’t look as good as you, what should I use to make sister papers, ah no, it’s Han paper——

Tang Ze was howling in his heart. Although he had the original Tang Ze's memory in his head, he could only accept a small part of it for a while, and he couldn't find the part related to his appearance after searching.However, Tang Yu's hands were like welded iron pliers, and he couldn't break free no matter what.

Seeing that Tang Ze was still alive and kicking, Tang Yu, who didn't know that his son had actually been replaced, was relieved. He was really a troublesome brat, but if he was allowed to stroll around the third prince's garden for a while, he would He caused such a thing, but well, this kid is not stupid, why did he fall into the water?

Tang Yu was still puzzled, but Yin Qi, who asked clearly, changed his face.

The reason why Tang Ze fell into the water was very simple, it was... embarrassing.

He was chased and bitten by a dog, and he fell into the pool with a "bang" after chasing him.It just so happened that the servant beside him was summoned by him to fetch things, and when he came back, he saw his little master splashing twice in the water and sank to the bottom. He was so frightened that he jumped down to save others.

As for the sturdy black wolfhound that got into trouble, it was currently being tied up with a rope by the servant who was in charge of raising him, and it barked majestically from time to time, showing no sign of repentance.

This dog was raised by Yin Qi, and the servants did not dare to dispose of it arbitrarily, they just waited for Yin Qi to give orders.

Tang Guogong Tang Yu made great military exploits when Emperor Xuanwen first ascended the throne in his early years. He still holds part of the military power and has a high status in the court.And Tang Yu only had Tang Ze as his only son.

Yin Qi had already made a decision without even thinking about it.He walked up to Tang Yu, and first apologized for the fact that his subordinates were not optimistic about the wolf dog that caused Tang Ze to fall into the water. His tone was respectful. Facing this veteran courtier, he had no airs of a prince at all, and then said that he would hand over the evil animal to Tang Yu. , Skinned and boned are all handled at will.

Tang Yu originally saw that his son was fine, but when he saw Yin Qi's attitude, his expression completely calmed down.He waved his hand and said politely: "I heard that the Third Prince, a wolf dog who came as a tribute from the outer domain, has been raising him for a long time, and I think he has some feelings for it. There is nothing wrong with the boys, so this dog just beats it up."

"You don't need to worry about this hall. If you don't kill this evil animal at this time, are you still waiting for it to harm others?" Regardless of whether what Tang Yu said is true or false, if his dignified prince is partial to a beast for the sake of selfishness, he will pass it on. Going out will do him absolutely no good.After Yin Qi finished speaking, he looked coldly at the wolfhound being held by his servants. "Let it come here."

The servant let go of the rope, and the wolfdog was free, wagging its tail and ran towards Yin Qi as its master. When it reached Yin Qi's side, before it rubbed against his clothes to show affection, a cold light flashed However, before the wolfdog could understand, his neck was cut by a sharp blade and he fell straight down.

Yin Qi threw the sword in his hand aside, with a disgusted expression on his face: "Throw away the sword and the corpse of this beast."

The subordinates must be ordered to act immediately.

But Tang Ze was reprimanded by Tang Guogong all the way after leaving the Third Prince's Mansion, to the effect that Tang Ze was too useless, he couldn't even beat a dog, and he was humiliated by falling into the water and so on.Tang Ze's head got dizzy.

After finally returning to the Tang Mansion, the first thing Tang Ze did after getting out of the car was to run back to the mansion to look for the mirror.