Nima, don't tempt me, okay?

Seeing that he was still angry, he made up his mind.

Three days later in the blink of an eye, the book boy dozed off next to Wu Shoutian, saying that the young master was just frightened, but why didn't he always wake up? The doctor came to see him and said that he was overly frightened and there was nothing wrong with him, but he just didn't wake up. The young master has read it back and forth countless times. I feel sorry for this little book boy, who stays up all night to watch over him. When will the young master not let him worry about it!

"Water, water..." Hearing the voice, the book boy was shocked, and rushed to bring water to feed the young master to drink.

Wu Shoutian opened his eyes and stared at the book boy for a while.

"My lord, you're awake!" Seeing his strange expression, the book boy couldn't help but ask, "My lord, are you alright?"

"Young master?" Wu Shoutian asked strangely, then hastily stretched his hand into the quilt, and touched it tremblingly. Even through the quilt, the book boy knew where he was touching. Immediately, his face turned red, and he closed his eyes and shouted: " The Master said, 'See no evil!'"

"Damn it, I actually wore a man! Fuck you, uncle!!!" Wu Shoutian yelled angrily, regardless of the book boy!

Seeing Wu Shoutian's shock, Shutong's jaw turned into a roll of paper, rolling and rolling and rolling to the ground and couldn't get it back.Unable to react for a while, he saw Wu Shoutian put down the quilt, jumped out of bed, looked in the mirror and shouted, "Damn it, it's too tall to be earth-shattering!"

Shutong continued to be stunned and stunned, and saw Wu Shoutian running to the door of the wing wearing a middle coat, raised his middle finger to the sky and shouted: "I XX you!" Shutong grew up with Wu Shoutian, and it was the first time he saw Wu Shoutian Being so "active", I felt my heart beating like a drum while being astonished, God, the young master is not bewitched!Wu Shoutian was jumping up and down in high spirits one second, and just finished yelling a bunch of swear words like XXXX, and suddenly trembled all over the next moment, limp on the ground and fainted again!

When Wu Shoutian woke up again, it was three days later. This time, not only the book boy was there, but the eldest son was also watching, Wu Shoutian stared at Wu Shouren for a while, and said, "Brother, I haven't seen you for a few years, and I haven't seen you look more handsome. Some, still look like an old pedant!"

Wu Shouren rubbed his eyebrows: "You talk nonsense just after waking up. Why are you so unruly? Where have all the books you read all these years gone?" Wu Shoutian grinned: "Of course they all went to my stomach! I'm hungry. Eat!" Wu Shouren saw that although his younger brother's temper was a little more out of character than in the past few years, he was not as exaggerated as what the book boy said, and when he touched his younger brother's forehead, it was not hot at all. The doctor said it was fine after seeing it for a few days , Xu Shi was unharmed, felt a little relieved, and turned back to ask the book boy: "I see that he is not much different, are you sure what you said is true?"

The book boy rubbed his eyes, there was nothing wrong with looking carefully at the young master, for a moment he didn't know if what he saw three days ago was really an illusion?After thinking over and over again to no avail, I had no choice but to answer: "My lord, maybe it's because I haven't rested for too long, and I made a mistake."

Wu Shoutian listened to their questions and answers, rolled his eyes, and grabbed his elder brother's sleeve: "Brother, how long have I been asleep? Why are you so weak and hungry!" Wu Shouren saw that his family had fainted for several days in a row My younger brother felt distressed after all, and ordered his mother-in-law to make porridge and bring it. Wu Shoutian looked at the pure white porridge, and his brows were about to get a big pimple, but he was too hungry, so he just ate a big porridge. bowl.Wu Shouren saw that his younger brother had also eaten, he was refreshed, and he was in a better mood, so he happily announced: "Since he is all right, let's make up the schoolwork that was delayed all the way from tomorrow!"

When Wu Shoutian heard this, he quickly grabbed his elder brother's sleeve, "Brother, why do I suddenly feel pain in my stomach, head, and everywhere, ouch, ouch, it hurts so much!" It's different, but for a while he couldn't figure out what was the difference!Wu Shouren looked carefully at his younger brother, and suddenly his heart became clear, and he sighed: "Forget it, let's give it a few days!" After speaking, he left with a flick of his sleeves!

Wu Shoutian stretched his neck to see Wu Shouren walking away, threw off the quilt and jumped off the bed, turned his head and smiled at the book boy, "School boy!" Don't think that goodness is small and not good." Wu Shoutian laughed loudly, reached out and knocked on the boy's head, and said: "Hurry up and change my clothes, my son, I have been moldy after lying down for so long, I will take you out to see the world!"

In an instant, the book boy realized that the "Zi Yue" that he had learned so hard with the young master probably wouldn't be useful anymore.

3 Meet Again

Fanning back and forth with a fan, shaking his head, and walking on the street swaggeringly, Wu Shoutian felt very unhappy, and closed the fan a little bit: "Scholar, buy this for me!" With a sweep of his eyes, his chin shifted: "Scholar , buy that for me!" The book boy followed behind speechless and weeping: "Is this really my son? Is this really my son who 'stands like a pine, walks like the wind'? This is really my son. The son who reads poetry and books??? Is this true? Is this really true? Is this really true?" The book boy who is covered with sundries feels unpredictable, and the ancients do not deceive I!

Wu Shoutian was very excited. It was fun to watch everything, and everything was interesting. Unknowingly, he walked around all morning and used up all the white rice porridge he drank in the morning. Wu Shoutian rolled his eyes, grabbed a young woman beside him and asked, "What is this?" You are a beautiful woman, the first time Xiaosheng saw you, she was as beautiful as a flower, rosy in white, different from others, I don’t know..." Before she finished speaking, the young woman slapped her and turned around, only to hear slap!With a sound, Wu Shoutian had a five-finger mountain mark on his face, and the young woman took a mouthful of saliva and said, "Pervert!"

The book boy looked constipated and asked, "What's the meaning, my lord?"

Wu Shoutian cried with a sad face: "The deep meaning of fart, go ask where the biggest restaurant is!"

After a while, the book boy came back pissed, and said in confusion: "Master, it's right there!"

Following the book boy's finger, Wu Shoutian looked at the antique restaurant diagonally opposite, and wrote four large characters: Yuelai Restaurant!

Wu Shoutian wants to cry but has no tears...

"Xiao Er, serve me a table of good food and a pot of good wine!" After clearing up his broken mood, Wu Shoutian began to sway triumphantly again, but the waiter in the store said embarrassingly: "My lord, if you really forgive me, I will forgive you. It's full! How about you come back in the afternoon?"

Wu Shoutian frowned: "It's unreasonable. I'm hungry, so I want to eat here. You can find a shared table!"

"Guest officer, look, the first floor of our store is full, and the upper floors are full of boxes, which is really inconvenient."

Wu Shoutian saw that the first floor was indeed full, but each table was separated by screens, with paintings of flowers, birds, insects and fish, beauties and beautiful scenery. Looking at the carved beams and paintings on the upper floor, it was exquisite, interesting, really elegant, and smelled the aroma of vegetables and wine. Think about it again if you are in it, feasting your eyes and mouth, really enjoying it very much. At the moment, the itching is unbearable, and he waved his hand: "Give me two stools, we will wait here."

It was the first time Xiao Er saw a guest who was waiting for dinner, and he didn't know what to do. A gentleman from upstairs came down and said to Wu Shoutian: "Brother, my master, please go upstairs for a while."

Wu Shoutian saw that he had a broad forehead, a broad nose, and thick lips, and that he was wearing a simple Tsing Yi but behaved elegantly, unlike a villain, and asking himself to eat was not what he wanted, so he went there happily!The book boy stood still dragging all his belongings, Wu Shoutian smiled and said, "Fool, follow up!"

Entering the private room, Wu Shoutian's tiger body shook, it's not good, it's not good, isn't the guy on the left who scared Wu Shoutian to death, Wu Shoutian, Wu Shoutian, you died really wronged, but don't worry, my wife will help you find it Back to the game.The man on the right doesn't look like an ordinary person, is he a high official?Wu Shoutian stood still, his heart beating a little.Not to mention the book boy next to him, the debris all over his body was rattled and rattled by him.

The sculpture on the right saw them not moving, and spat out a few stones: "My brother has something to ask."

Wu Shoutian suddenly remembered that he was here for dinner, so he quickly sat down, picked up an empty bowl, and took a sip when it was full: "Haha, good wine! Good wine! What's the matter? Just ask!" The sculpture sitting on the left couldn't sit still. As soon as he moved, Wu Shoutian's aura overflowed, and Wu Shoutian's chopsticks, which were stabbing meat, trembled and almost fell off!

The man on the left looked a bit like the sculpture, with a little more gloomy voice, and asked, "Why did you molested a good woman just now?" Dare to respond to the young master telling him to sit down and eat, alas, he is timid!

Wu Shoutian froze, could he say that he just wanted to ask for directions?If he told the truth, he would probably be laughed to death by others. A man must not lose face. The key is that he must help Wu Shoutian regain his position!So he raised his hand to touch the palm print on his face, sniffed it at the tip of his nose, and said with a light smile, "The taste here is beyond words!"

The sculpture's eyes darkened, and its gloomy face became even more gloomy: "Do you still have Wang Fa in your heart?"

Wu Shoutian's heart trembled, Nima couldn't be the emperor!Nima won't kick the iron plate!Nima, such unlucky things won't happen to me!Wu Shoutian, oh Wu Shoutian, if it wasn't for your old lady, would it be so painful?Let's find the venue next time!Our lives matter!

With a flash of thought, Wu Shoutian rolled his eyes a few times, picked up a few pieces of beef again and again, drank a few mouthfuls of water and wine, forced out a few tears, and said pitifully: "Brother, you don't know, I just arrived I don't know the way in the capital, just now I just wanted to ask the sister-in-law how to get home. But she unexpectedly, unexpectedly! Wow...my life is so miserable!..."

The bookboy's jaw turned into a roll of paper again, rolling and rolling to the ground.

The two people on the left and right were momentarily stunned for no reason.