Nima, don't tempt me, okay?
Chapter 20
, Put our stockade there. "
The man in sackcloth finally lost his composure, and hurriedly asked, "Are you paying?"
Wu Shoutian rolled his eyelids, "Why don't you be so honest?" He nodded resignedly.
The man in sackcloth was overjoyed: "Don't worry, master, everything is on me." After speaking, he stretched out a hand to face him.
Wu Shoutian took out another big ingot with heartache.Everyone cheered, and the atmosphere was hot for a while.
I want to marry you
39
Wu Shoutian took a sympathetic look at the man in hemp clothes. Now he already knew that this man was called Shu Wen, and his name was gentle. However, he took another sympathetic look at Shu Wen: "So, your childhood sweetheart who had a baby kiss with you married someone else? Go talk to that other person? It turns out that you are actually a broken sleeve? Because you fell in love with that other person?" Damn, do you want to be more bloody?For example, your childhood sweetheart gave birth to all the children and finally found out that the one she loves is actually you?And that other person is actually short-sleeved, and he got married just to fulfill the task of passing on the family line?The more you think about it, the more messy it gets in the wind, okay?
Everyone was chatting about building houses and doing projects. The first leader Shu Wen and the second leader Wu Shoutian squatted on the ground chatting. After listening to Wu Shoutian's summary, Shu Wen lowered his head and fell silent for a while.
Wu Shoutian patted him on the head: "Brother, let me tell you, in fact, you are already very good, do you know what is worse?"
Shu Wen raised his head: "Is there anything worse? What kind of tragedy?"
Wu Shoutian said quietly: "For example, if a person has a woman's heart (you can only be regarded as a man's heart with your rude virtue, okay?), but a man's body, do you think he should be a man or a woman? ? Should he love a boy or a girl?"
Shu Wen shook his head: "There is no such person in the world."
Wu Shoutian curled his lips: "How do you know if there is, then do you think it's a disaster?"
Shu Wen thought about it seriously: "It's really miserable."
Wu Shoutian touched his face: "Yeah, brother, I think so too!" In fact, the worst thing is that there is no choice at all, okay?Either her chrysanthemum will be exploded, or she will be a bachelor for the rest of her life, which is even worse!
The two were silent for a while, and they were seriously mourning for themselves, when they suddenly heard the sound of horseshoes, and looked up, my mother, that guy came again.
Wu Shoutian trembled, and hurriedly said: "Good brother, just say I'm leaving." After speaking, he hurriedly found a pit and squatted in it.
After searching for a few days, I finally found a group of men who had been acupointed by me.
Hey yo hey yo, who were working on the project in full swing, immediately fell silent when they saw him coming. There was a moment of silence, and a needle could be heard.
Shu Wen stepped forward: "I don't know what the hero is here for?"
Mu Ming frowned: "Where is the girl with you?"
Shu Wen shook his head: "Since you left, she has also left. I don't know where she went."
Mu Ming frowned, seemed to be considering the authenticity of the words, and rode the horse around again, but no one was there, and was about to leave.
But I saw a stooped old man with gray hair coming out with a basin in his hand, nagging at the same time: "She is a big girl, but she doesn't wash her clothes, forcing me to do this dirty work, old man Let's see, who dares to marry you home." After nagging, he put down the basin, took out a long skirt from inside, shook it, and hung it tremblingly on the bamboo pole.
Everyone's eyebrows twitched, and Shu Wen's face turned into a bitter gourd.Do you have to stand for another day and night?
The corner of Mu Ming's mouth curled up, extremely happy.
Wu Shoutian can't wait to beat himself up, tell you to be lazy, tell you to be lazy, even if you're dying, you're still lazy!
Weakly stood up, grinned, and shook his hand: "Hi. What a coincidence, we meet again."
Muming jumped off the horse, and walked slowly to Wu Shoutian: "I want to marry you."
Wu Shoutian was taken aback: "Brother, what are you talking about? My ears are not good."
Mu Ming smiled slightly, and said again: "I want to marry you."
Fuck, this guy's head has been pumped, marry me?Marry me?marry your sister!But as long as I don't want my son's life, everything else is negotiable, so I calmed down: "Are you sure?"
Nodded admiringly: "At any cost."
Wu Shoutian stared at him, what does this mean?However, there is a problem that seems to be unclear, so he waved his hand, and Niu Er came over step by step,
Wu Shoutian raised one palm, covered his mouth and asked, "Is it normal for a man to marry a man?" Niu Er glanced at him, thinking that our master must be crazy, and replied firmly, "It's not normal."
Wu Shoutian rolled his eyes, and looked at Muming with the look of a buddy, do you know I'm a man.
Mu Ming saw that he didn't speak for a long time, just looked at himself, and quickly expressed his heart: "Girl, I have fallen in love with you since the first time I saw you. My heart for you can be learned from time to time, please don't reject me."
Wu Shoutian had a flash of inspiration, it turns out that this guy hasn't recognized me yet, so what was he asking last time if it counted?But as long as my life is safe, everything else is easy to solve. Now there is such a shortage of talents in the cottage, this person just came to solve a big problem, so he coughed: "Well, then you can stay here, I will see how you behave. "
Mu Ming saw that he didn't refuse, she was overjoyed, and thought to herself that if she didn't refuse him, it meant that she had a good impression of him, as long as he worked hard, he would definitely be able to embrace the beauty, so he stayed happily.
extremely like
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Blinking, Wu Shoutian stared at Muming: "Brother, do you really like me?"
Mu Ming blushed slightly and nodded.
"Like it? Like it very much? Like it very much? Like it very much? Which one do you choose?" Wu Shoutian asked again after blinking his eyes.
Looking at Wu Shoutian's bright face admiringly, he replied without thinking, "The last one."
After Wu Shoutian listened, he gave him a more sympathetic look, brother, I hope you choose the first one, they say that the ideal is skinny, the reality is plump, buddy is a pure man, completely beyond the range of plump, okay?
I looked at Muming again, and I thought this guy was very chic and chic before, but why does he look so different now? Wu Shoutian ran to the hillside, picked up two big rocks, and posed in a muscular pose. Stretching his chest muscles and showing off his biceps, trying to hold on to these two heavy stones, Wu Shoutian held his breath and asked, "So, do you still like me?"
Muming ran forward a few steps and snatched the stones in his guard: "What are you doing with those two stones? Don't you have me in the coolie work." He looked very distressed.
Wu Shoutian glanced at him blankly, and he put down his trouser legs unwillingly, revealing the fur on his feet: "Seeing this, do you still like me?"
Looking at his rough movements in admiration, he felt that Wu Shoutian had a particularly generous and unrestrained temperament. Seeing him showing his feet, blushing, don't look away, and gently asked: "Young lady, how can you behave like this in front of men?" , fortunately it was me, if it were someone else... me, I would definitely kill him."
Shu Wen, who originally wanted to come forward to chat, ran faster than a rabbit and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Wu Shoutian looked at Mu Ming in despair: "Brother, you've lost your temper." He patted Mu Ming's shoulder and drifted away.
Puzzled by her name, she thought to herself, she really is the girl I like, how different she is...While sighing, she chased after Wu Shoutian: "You haven't told me your name yet?"
Wu Shoutian was hit hard, yes, this guy loves me even without knowing my name. Sure enough, I said why he fell in love with me. It turned out that he has a problem with IQ. Realizing this, Wu Shoutian looked at it with sympathy. Mu Ming took a look: "Remember, don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend. Legend. Do you understand dear?" He patted Mu Ming's shoulder heavily, and Wu Shoutian drifted away in sorrow.
Mu Ming didn't quite understand what Wu Shoutian meant, but he probably told him not to love him. He touched his chest, where there was a heart beating strongly, hot and fiery. Since he was already in love, how could he say stop and stop.She clenched her fists: If you are a man, be brave and love!Mu Ming was encouraged by himself, his spirit was shaken, and he went after Wu Shoutian again.
Wu Shoutian walked slowly to the top of the mountain, looking at the building standing in front of his eyes. It is divided into two floors. The second floor is mainly used for guards, so you can see the enemies in the distance. The first floor is used for living. It is spacious and comfortable. Nested.
Niu Er saw the master coming, he stepped forward cheerfully, getting closer and closer, Wu Shoutian stretched out his hand to hold him back, "Don't look at me so flatteringly, speak quickly if you have something to say."
Niu Er chuckled: "Master is indeed very witty, you see we already have this house, shouldn't it be time to rob it?"
Wu Shoutian patted Niu Er on the head: "You are really guilty of calling you Niu Er. You are full of fighting and killing all day long. Are you stupid?"
Niu Er patted his head, and said with a bitter face, "It's not that I want to ask, the brothers asked me to."
Wu Shoutian looked up, hehe, a group of dingy men hid behind the wall and poked their heads. Seeing Wu Shoutian's eyes, he quickly shrank his neck.
Wu Shoutian is a first-class good citizen, how could he be robbed?It is said that being a bandit is just finding a place to hide. Before building a house, he was naturally happy. Now that the house is finished, he really doesn't want to do it!This is against the law. Seeing a group of men staring at him eagerly, Wu Shoutian coughed under cover: "Then what, I'm the master, not the boss. You should ask the boss about this."
Niu Er twisted his face: "But the boss said that you are very resourceful, so I will follow your arrangement."
Wu Shoutian is speechless, good Shu Wen, you deserved to be robbed of your green plum, and even kicked the ball to me. You don't want to be a bad person, so naturally I don't want to, since that's the case...
moist life
41
A group of men straddled their horses, holding a bucket of water in each hand, their hands and feet were trembling.One face after another grinning, as ugly as it looks
The man in sackcloth finally lost his composure, and hurriedly asked, "Are you paying?"
Wu Shoutian rolled his eyelids, "Why don't you be so honest?" He nodded resignedly.
The man in sackcloth was overjoyed: "Don't worry, master, everything is on me." After speaking, he stretched out a hand to face him.
Wu Shoutian took out another big ingot with heartache.Everyone cheered, and the atmosphere was hot for a while.
I want to marry you
39
Wu Shoutian took a sympathetic look at the man in hemp clothes. Now he already knew that this man was called Shu Wen, and his name was gentle. However, he took another sympathetic look at Shu Wen: "So, your childhood sweetheart who had a baby kiss with you married someone else? Go talk to that other person? It turns out that you are actually a broken sleeve? Because you fell in love with that other person?" Damn, do you want to be more bloody?For example, your childhood sweetheart gave birth to all the children and finally found out that the one she loves is actually you?And that other person is actually short-sleeved, and he got married just to fulfill the task of passing on the family line?The more you think about it, the more messy it gets in the wind, okay?
Everyone was chatting about building houses and doing projects. The first leader Shu Wen and the second leader Wu Shoutian squatted on the ground chatting. After listening to Wu Shoutian's summary, Shu Wen lowered his head and fell silent for a while.
Wu Shoutian patted him on the head: "Brother, let me tell you, in fact, you are already very good, do you know what is worse?"
Shu Wen raised his head: "Is there anything worse? What kind of tragedy?"
Wu Shoutian said quietly: "For example, if a person has a woman's heart (you can only be regarded as a man's heart with your rude virtue, okay?), but a man's body, do you think he should be a man or a woman? ? Should he love a boy or a girl?"
Shu Wen shook his head: "There is no such person in the world."
Wu Shoutian curled his lips: "How do you know if there is, then do you think it's a disaster?"
Shu Wen thought about it seriously: "It's really miserable."
Wu Shoutian touched his face: "Yeah, brother, I think so too!" In fact, the worst thing is that there is no choice at all, okay?Either her chrysanthemum will be exploded, or she will be a bachelor for the rest of her life, which is even worse!
The two were silent for a while, and they were seriously mourning for themselves, when they suddenly heard the sound of horseshoes, and looked up, my mother, that guy came again.
Wu Shoutian trembled, and hurriedly said: "Good brother, just say I'm leaving." After speaking, he hurriedly found a pit and squatted in it.
After searching for a few days, I finally found a group of men who had been acupointed by me.
Hey yo hey yo, who were working on the project in full swing, immediately fell silent when they saw him coming. There was a moment of silence, and a needle could be heard.
Shu Wen stepped forward: "I don't know what the hero is here for?"
Mu Ming frowned: "Where is the girl with you?"
Shu Wen shook his head: "Since you left, she has also left. I don't know where she went."
Mu Ming frowned, seemed to be considering the authenticity of the words, and rode the horse around again, but no one was there, and was about to leave.
But I saw a stooped old man with gray hair coming out with a basin in his hand, nagging at the same time: "She is a big girl, but she doesn't wash her clothes, forcing me to do this dirty work, old man Let's see, who dares to marry you home." After nagging, he put down the basin, took out a long skirt from inside, shook it, and hung it tremblingly on the bamboo pole.
Everyone's eyebrows twitched, and Shu Wen's face turned into a bitter gourd.Do you have to stand for another day and night?
The corner of Mu Ming's mouth curled up, extremely happy.
Wu Shoutian can't wait to beat himself up, tell you to be lazy, tell you to be lazy, even if you're dying, you're still lazy!
Weakly stood up, grinned, and shook his hand: "Hi. What a coincidence, we meet again."
Muming jumped off the horse, and walked slowly to Wu Shoutian: "I want to marry you."
Wu Shoutian was taken aback: "Brother, what are you talking about? My ears are not good."
Mu Ming smiled slightly, and said again: "I want to marry you."
Fuck, this guy's head has been pumped, marry me?Marry me?marry your sister!But as long as I don't want my son's life, everything else is negotiable, so I calmed down: "Are you sure?"
Nodded admiringly: "At any cost."
Wu Shoutian stared at him, what does this mean?However, there is a problem that seems to be unclear, so he waved his hand, and Niu Er came over step by step,
Wu Shoutian raised one palm, covered his mouth and asked, "Is it normal for a man to marry a man?" Niu Er glanced at him, thinking that our master must be crazy, and replied firmly, "It's not normal."
Wu Shoutian rolled his eyes, and looked at Muming with the look of a buddy, do you know I'm a man.
Mu Ming saw that he didn't speak for a long time, just looked at himself, and quickly expressed his heart: "Girl, I have fallen in love with you since the first time I saw you. My heart for you can be learned from time to time, please don't reject me."
Wu Shoutian had a flash of inspiration, it turns out that this guy hasn't recognized me yet, so what was he asking last time if it counted?But as long as my life is safe, everything else is easy to solve. Now there is such a shortage of talents in the cottage, this person just came to solve a big problem, so he coughed: "Well, then you can stay here, I will see how you behave. "
Mu Ming saw that he didn't refuse, she was overjoyed, and thought to herself that if she didn't refuse him, it meant that she had a good impression of him, as long as he worked hard, he would definitely be able to embrace the beauty, so he stayed happily.
extremely like
40
Blinking, Wu Shoutian stared at Muming: "Brother, do you really like me?"
Mu Ming blushed slightly and nodded.
"Like it? Like it very much? Like it very much? Like it very much? Which one do you choose?" Wu Shoutian asked again after blinking his eyes.
Looking at Wu Shoutian's bright face admiringly, he replied without thinking, "The last one."
After Wu Shoutian listened, he gave him a more sympathetic look, brother, I hope you choose the first one, they say that the ideal is skinny, the reality is plump, buddy is a pure man, completely beyond the range of plump, okay?
I looked at Muming again, and I thought this guy was very chic and chic before, but why does he look so different now? Wu Shoutian ran to the hillside, picked up two big rocks, and posed in a muscular pose. Stretching his chest muscles and showing off his biceps, trying to hold on to these two heavy stones, Wu Shoutian held his breath and asked, "So, do you still like me?"
Muming ran forward a few steps and snatched the stones in his guard: "What are you doing with those two stones? Don't you have me in the coolie work." He looked very distressed.
Wu Shoutian glanced at him blankly, and he put down his trouser legs unwillingly, revealing the fur on his feet: "Seeing this, do you still like me?"
Looking at his rough movements in admiration, he felt that Wu Shoutian had a particularly generous and unrestrained temperament. Seeing him showing his feet, blushing, don't look away, and gently asked: "Young lady, how can you behave like this in front of men?" , fortunately it was me, if it were someone else... me, I would definitely kill him."
Shu Wen, who originally wanted to come forward to chat, ran faster than a rabbit and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Wu Shoutian looked at Mu Ming in despair: "Brother, you've lost your temper." He patted Mu Ming's shoulder and drifted away.
Puzzled by her name, she thought to herself, she really is the girl I like, how different she is...While sighing, she chased after Wu Shoutian: "You haven't told me your name yet?"
Wu Shoutian was hit hard, yes, this guy loves me even without knowing my name. Sure enough, I said why he fell in love with me. It turned out that he has a problem with IQ. Realizing this, Wu Shoutian looked at it with sympathy. Mu Ming took a look: "Remember, don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend. Legend. Do you understand dear?" He patted Mu Ming's shoulder heavily, and Wu Shoutian drifted away in sorrow.
Mu Ming didn't quite understand what Wu Shoutian meant, but he probably told him not to love him. He touched his chest, where there was a heart beating strongly, hot and fiery. Since he was already in love, how could he say stop and stop.She clenched her fists: If you are a man, be brave and love!Mu Ming was encouraged by himself, his spirit was shaken, and he went after Wu Shoutian again.
Wu Shoutian walked slowly to the top of the mountain, looking at the building standing in front of his eyes. It is divided into two floors. The second floor is mainly used for guards, so you can see the enemies in the distance. The first floor is used for living. It is spacious and comfortable. Nested.
Niu Er saw the master coming, he stepped forward cheerfully, getting closer and closer, Wu Shoutian stretched out his hand to hold him back, "Don't look at me so flatteringly, speak quickly if you have something to say."
Niu Er chuckled: "Master is indeed very witty, you see we already have this house, shouldn't it be time to rob it?"
Wu Shoutian patted Niu Er on the head: "You are really guilty of calling you Niu Er. You are full of fighting and killing all day long. Are you stupid?"
Niu Er patted his head, and said with a bitter face, "It's not that I want to ask, the brothers asked me to."
Wu Shoutian looked up, hehe, a group of dingy men hid behind the wall and poked their heads. Seeing Wu Shoutian's eyes, he quickly shrank his neck.
Wu Shoutian is a first-class good citizen, how could he be robbed?It is said that being a bandit is just finding a place to hide. Before building a house, he was naturally happy. Now that the house is finished, he really doesn't want to do it!This is against the law. Seeing a group of men staring at him eagerly, Wu Shoutian coughed under cover: "Then what, I'm the master, not the boss. You should ask the boss about this."
Niu Er twisted his face: "But the boss said that you are very resourceful, so I will follow your arrangement."
Wu Shoutian is speechless, good Shu Wen, you deserved to be robbed of your green plum, and even kicked the ball to me. You don't want to be a bad person, so naturally I don't want to, since that's the case...
moist life
41
A group of men straddled their horses, holding a bucket of water in each hand, their hands and feet were trembling.One face after another grinning, as ugly as it looks
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