Nima, don't tempt me, okay?
Chapter 22
, suddenly remembered that I still had a lot of important questions to ask, and quickly asked: "So what, how old are you? What are your measurements? What job? Do you have a house? Do you have a car?"
The light in Mu Ming's eyes flowed, so many questions, it can be seen that talk about finally became interested in him, so he replied in a particularly happy mood: "Above [-] years of age, below Huaxin's year. As for measurements, tell me, what is that?" ?”
Wu Shoutian searched his stomach for a long time, but he still didn't know how old he was, but he probably wasn't too old from his appearance. As for his measurements, last time he took off his clothes, he took a full look at himself, and his figure was still Not bad.
So I skipped these, organized my language and asked: "What is your best? Martial arts or literary talent? Or something else."
Mu Ming smiled proudly: "I'm not talented, I have a little knowledge of martial arts, and I was the champion of the last martial arts exam." After speaking, he added a sentence very sincerely: "The family has a little income."
Hearing him talk about martial arts, Wu Shoutian suddenly thought of his elder brother, and he didn't know if he was implicated by him. Now that he thinks about it, he was really too rude at that time. He should be more thoughtful. It seems that he has to go to the town Going around and hearing some news, thinking about it this way, the interest in sightseeing will decrease a little.Then he said perfunctorily, "Okay, okay."
Seeing his sudden depression, Mu Ming asked with concern: "Tell me what's wrong? But homesick? Where are you?"
Wu Shoutian was focused on finding out the news, so he listened to his question and said nonsense: "In the town, in the town."
Mu Ming grabbed her hand again: "Tell me, it's the so-called marriage event, the order of the parents, the words of the matchmaker, tell me where your home is, and I'll send someone to propose marriage, okay?"
Wu Shoutian was taken aback, hey, this guy is here again, which one of your eyes saw that I want to marry you.Well, that's not the point. The point is, can I tell you where my home is?With a wave of his hand, Wu Shoutian decided to ignore him.
Being rejected again, he was not annoyed by his reputation, so he smiled: "Tell me, look there."
Wu Shoutian looked along his fingers, and saw a curtain of snow-white waterfalls hanging down from a high mountain and falling into a deep green pond. The fierce water hit the stones, splashing countless water droplets, forming a hazy landscape. The mist, like a veil of tulle, shrouded the pond. Wild flowers were everywhere around the pond, green grass was everywhere, and many centuries-old ancient trees towered like clouds. Wu Shoutian was so intoxicated, as if he was in a fairyland.
Stepping forward in a daze, a sweet and moist smell rushed into the tip of his nose, stretched out his hand, and crystal water drops fell on the palm of his hand, crystal clear, the boredom in Wu Shoutian's heart was swept away, and he couldn't help laughing sound.
Looking at Wu Shoutian in admiration, he is wearing a long white dress, with a thin waist that can't be grasped, and a light pink bow tied on it (it can't be helped, this buddy is a girl in soul, love to dress up is an instinct Okay?), with a simple black hair tied in the back of his head, with a clear expression, although his facial features look indistinguishable from male and female, but it can't stop him from smiling sweetly at this time,
Wu Shoutian turned his head: "Mu Ming, thank you, I have never seen such a beautiful scenery."
Mu Ming smiled softly: "As long as you like it."
They looked at each other for a long while, moved forward tentatively, approached slowly, and were about to kiss Wu Shoutian, when suddenly there was a bird song, which was very clear and abrupt in this silent forest, Wu Shoutian was startled, suddenly woke up, and pushed him away. Opening Muming, Muming never thought that there was still such an annoying situation, without any precautions, he stepped back, stepped on the ground with one foot, and fell into the deep pool.
It was so embarrassing for Wu Shoutian to touch his nose when Mu Ming was drenched all over.
Mu Ming was secretly annoyed, it's a pity, it was just a little bit... But how could he dare to show it, he smiled indifferently, and slowly went ashore from the pool.
It is summer at this time, the weather is hot, I don't wear much clothes, and the fabrics are all light and thin, I am so drenched all over my body, the clothes become transparent, and the good figure that I have practiced for many years is gradually disappearing. Outlining it clearly, following Mu Ming's footsteps step by step, the sexy parts of his body are presented in front of Wu Shoutian bit by bit,
Wu Shoutian swallowed his saliva, staring fixedly at the live version of the picture of a restricted-rated beautiful boy coming out of the bath, and reminded himself vigorously, it's over, it's over, it's the pinnacle of death, don't look at it, it's a pity that although I think so in my mind, my eyes But he was not obedient, but he watched it with more relish.
Mu Ming naturally noticed Wu Shoutian's strangeness, and his face turned red. The girl's every family, this is not good, so he stopped moving.
Wu Shoutian's eyes were like X-rays, and he shot up and down at Muming. He was about to see the key point, but he stopped suddenly, and shouted secretly, don't stop, hey, how could the machine crash at a critical moment? After waiting for a long time, there was still no movement. Only then did I realize that Mu Ming's face was red, and his eyes were looking at him with rippling autumn water.If Wu Shoutian received an electric shock, he would be so ashamed and ashamed!
Smart is wrong
44
Wu Shoutian's face was as red as an apple's, and he finally rolled his eyes and turned around stiffly.
Only then went ashore admiringly.Mobilizing his inner breath, his whole body shook, and his clothes dried immediately.
Although Wu Shoutian turned his back to Muming, his whole body's attention was focused on a pair of ears. He heard the soft sound of water first, and then heard the sound of footsteps. Awesome, this situation is worse than not seeing it, the body and mind are suffering and devastated, but listen to Mu Ming's soft voice.Wu Shoutian turned around almost at the same time when the voice stopped.But seeing that Mu Ming's clothes were completely dry at this time, he was suddenly very disappointed: "Is this done?"
Muming nodded, his face was still a little red, and he glanced at Wu Shoutian again, startled: "Tell me, you have a nosebleed."
Wu Shoutian stretched out his hand to touch it, his hand turned red, and said with a dry smile, "It must be that there is something wrong with the kelp soup that Niu Er gave me. It made me drink too much." After he finished speaking, he felt ridiculous.
Mu Ming suppressed her laughter, nodded, and didn't dare to speak, for fear of laughing out loud.Then she thought again, it seemed that talking about it was too lustful, and she had to stay away from other men in the future, especially Yang Feng. (Brother, you are so wise!)
The two started to walk back, and Wu Shoutian felt ashamed, so he lost interest in talking, okay.The main reason is that his mind keeps replaying Mu Ming's drenched appearance. No matter how he thinks about it, it's so interesting. Mu Ming thinks about how to prevent his wife Hong Xing from cheating in the future. After deliberation, he decided on the first thing, that is, Gotta love love every night.
The two were thinking about each other, and suddenly they shouted loudly, only to see a few men in black jump out, one of them stepped forward and stammered and shouted: "I am laughing to the sky from the sword, laughing... After laughing, I will cut two Dao, if you want to save your life, just give me beautiful...beautiful...beauty!"
Wu Shoutian was surprised and said, "Damn it, there is an improved version so soon?"
Mu Ming stepped forward, protecting Wu Shoutian behind him: "Take her away, unless I die."
The man in black who took a step forward was silent for a while, and then he said dully: "If you want to, then suffer death." After shouting, he raised his big knife and struck at Mu Ming. Mu Ming took a step forward and started punching. He was extremely brave, before the fist came close, the man in black fell down and shouted: "Ah! I didn't expect your martial arts to be so powerful."
Several other men in black took advantage of this moment to rush forward, shouting and beating.
Wu Shoutian stood and watched, didn't he say he wanted to rob me?Why no one stepped forward?
Seeing that Mu Ming threw out another punch, the other black-clothed men fell to the ground, some of them said: "Unexpectedly, the young hero is not only so handsome, but also so powerful in martial arts." Some shouted: "Shaoxia is really a dragon and phoenix among people, and I can't wait to flatter my horse." Some said: "Unexpectedly, Shaoxia only used one level of skill to cripple my arm, and it hurts me to death."...
Wu Shoutian couldn't help the corners of his mouth twitching, why does Mao look so weird?
Muming broke out in a cold sweat, and glanced at Wu Shoutian, seeing that the situation was not good, he picked up Wu Shoutian, mobilized his inner breath, jumped a few times, and left quickly.
Wu Shoutian looked back, and there were no traces of those men in black.
I had nothing to say all the way, back to the village, I didn't see Niu Er and the others, I asked Niu Da, but I didn't know where he went.
Seeing that Wu Shoutian kept silent and ignoring himself, Muming was worried, and it seemed that something was going to go wrong, so he said very sincerely: "Tell me, I suddenly remembered that the clothes haven't been washed yet, let's see you later."
Wu Shoutian smiled slightly: "Really? But, do you have anything else to say?"
Mu Ming's heart trembled: "Hehe, tell me what do you want me to say?"
Wu Shoutian glanced at him speechlessly: "Okay, then you go, you don't need to wash your clothes. No see."
Mu Ming hurriedly begged for mercy, and said aggrievedly: "Tell me, don't do this, where did I go wrong?"
Wu Shoutian didn't even know what to say: "Don't be so naive, okay, the so-called not afraid of god-like opponents, but teammates who just look at pigs, why don't you know what's wrong with you?"
Knowing that she was discovered, Mu Ming secretly scolded Niu Er, a group of idiots, who obviously did the bandit business but pretended to be nothing like it. It turned out that Mu Ming wanted to take Shuo Shuo to enjoy the beautiful scenery first, and treat her in a happy mood. When the time comes to let Niu Er and the others play bandits, and a hero to save the beauty, are you afraid that you won't fall in love with him?It was going well all the time, but Niu Er and the others were so stupid that they could be seen through at a glance. Now it is really a steal and a loss, and the cleverness is misunderstood by the cleverness.
Seeing his wrinkled handsome face, Wu Shoutian slapped his backhand and shut Mu Ming out of the room.Mu Ming gave a wry smile, it's all over now.
a slap
45
Wu Shoutian sat in the room for a long while and drank several cups of tea, but the depression in his heart still couldn't dissipate.
In fact, this little scam of Muming has no malicious intentions, and there is no harm to myself. To be honest, it is even quite entertaining.
The light in Mu Ming's eyes flowed, so many questions, it can be seen that talk about finally became interested in him, so he replied in a particularly happy mood: "Above [-] years of age, below Huaxin's year. As for measurements, tell me, what is that?" ?”
Wu Shoutian searched his stomach for a long time, but he still didn't know how old he was, but he probably wasn't too old from his appearance. As for his measurements, last time he took off his clothes, he took a full look at himself, and his figure was still Not bad.
So I skipped these, organized my language and asked: "What is your best? Martial arts or literary talent? Or something else."
Mu Ming smiled proudly: "I'm not talented, I have a little knowledge of martial arts, and I was the champion of the last martial arts exam." After speaking, he added a sentence very sincerely: "The family has a little income."
Hearing him talk about martial arts, Wu Shoutian suddenly thought of his elder brother, and he didn't know if he was implicated by him. Now that he thinks about it, he was really too rude at that time. He should be more thoughtful. It seems that he has to go to the town Going around and hearing some news, thinking about it this way, the interest in sightseeing will decrease a little.Then he said perfunctorily, "Okay, okay."
Seeing his sudden depression, Mu Ming asked with concern: "Tell me what's wrong? But homesick? Where are you?"
Wu Shoutian was focused on finding out the news, so he listened to his question and said nonsense: "In the town, in the town."
Mu Ming grabbed her hand again: "Tell me, it's the so-called marriage event, the order of the parents, the words of the matchmaker, tell me where your home is, and I'll send someone to propose marriage, okay?"
Wu Shoutian was taken aback, hey, this guy is here again, which one of your eyes saw that I want to marry you.Well, that's not the point. The point is, can I tell you where my home is?With a wave of his hand, Wu Shoutian decided to ignore him.
Being rejected again, he was not annoyed by his reputation, so he smiled: "Tell me, look there."
Wu Shoutian looked along his fingers, and saw a curtain of snow-white waterfalls hanging down from a high mountain and falling into a deep green pond. The fierce water hit the stones, splashing countless water droplets, forming a hazy landscape. The mist, like a veil of tulle, shrouded the pond. Wild flowers were everywhere around the pond, green grass was everywhere, and many centuries-old ancient trees towered like clouds. Wu Shoutian was so intoxicated, as if he was in a fairyland.
Stepping forward in a daze, a sweet and moist smell rushed into the tip of his nose, stretched out his hand, and crystal water drops fell on the palm of his hand, crystal clear, the boredom in Wu Shoutian's heart was swept away, and he couldn't help laughing sound.
Looking at Wu Shoutian in admiration, he is wearing a long white dress, with a thin waist that can't be grasped, and a light pink bow tied on it (it can't be helped, this buddy is a girl in soul, love to dress up is an instinct Okay?), with a simple black hair tied in the back of his head, with a clear expression, although his facial features look indistinguishable from male and female, but it can't stop him from smiling sweetly at this time,
Wu Shoutian turned his head: "Mu Ming, thank you, I have never seen such a beautiful scenery."
Mu Ming smiled softly: "As long as you like it."
They looked at each other for a long while, moved forward tentatively, approached slowly, and were about to kiss Wu Shoutian, when suddenly there was a bird song, which was very clear and abrupt in this silent forest, Wu Shoutian was startled, suddenly woke up, and pushed him away. Opening Muming, Muming never thought that there was still such an annoying situation, without any precautions, he stepped back, stepped on the ground with one foot, and fell into the deep pool.
It was so embarrassing for Wu Shoutian to touch his nose when Mu Ming was drenched all over.
Mu Ming was secretly annoyed, it's a pity, it was just a little bit... But how could he dare to show it, he smiled indifferently, and slowly went ashore from the pool.
It is summer at this time, the weather is hot, I don't wear much clothes, and the fabrics are all light and thin, I am so drenched all over my body, the clothes become transparent, and the good figure that I have practiced for many years is gradually disappearing. Outlining it clearly, following Mu Ming's footsteps step by step, the sexy parts of his body are presented in front of Wu Shoutian bit by bit,
Wu Shoutian swallowed his saliva, staring fixedly at the live version of the picture of a restricted-rated beautiful boy coming out of the bath, and reminded himself vigorously, it's over, it's over, it's the pinnacle of death, don't look at it, it's a pity that although I think so in my mind, my eyes But he was not obedient, but he watched it with more relish.
Mu Ming naturally noticed Wu Shoutian's strangeness, and his face turned red. The girl's every family, this is not good, so he stopped moving.
Wu Shoutian's eyes were like X-rays, and he shot up and down at Muming. He was about to see the key point, but he stopped suddenly, and shouted secretly, don't stop, hey, how could the machine crash at a critical moment? After waiting for a long time, there was still no movement. Only then did I realize that Mu Ming's face was red, and his eyes were looking at him with rippling autumn water.If Wu Shoutian received an electric shock, he would be so ashamed and ashamed!
Smart is wrong
44
Wu Shoutian's face was as red as an apple's, and he finally rolled his eyes and turned around stiffly.
Only then went ashore admiringly.Mobilizing his inner breath, his whole body shook, and his clothes dried immediately.
Although Wu Shoutian turned his back to Muming, his whole body's attention was focused on a pair of ears. He heard the soft sound of water first, and then heard the sound of footsteps. Awesome, this situation is worse than not seeing it, the body and mind are suffering and devastated, but listen to Mu Ming's soft voice.Wu Shoutian turned around almost at the same time when the voice stopped.But seeing that Mu Ming's clothes were completely dry at this time, he was suddenly very disappointed: "Is this done?"
Muming nodded, his face was still a little red, and he glanced at Wu Shoutian again, startled: "Tell me, you have a nosebleed."
Wu Shoutian stretched out his hand to touch it, his hand turned red, and said with a dry smile, "It must be that there is something wrong with the kelp soup that Niu Er gave me. It made me drink too much." After he finished speaking, he felt ridiculous.
Mu Ming suppressed her laughter, nodded, and didn't dare to speak, for fear of laughing out loud.Then she thought again, it seemed that talking about it was too lustful, and she had to stay away from other men in the future, especially Yang Feng. (Brother, you are so wise!)
The two started to walk back, and Wu Shoutian felt ashamed, so he lost interest in talking, okay.The main reason is that his mind keeps replaying Mu Ming's drenched appearance. No matter how he thinks about it, it's so interesting. Mu Ming thinks about how to prevent his wife Hong Xing from cheating in the future. After deliberation, he decided on the first thing, that is, Gotta love love every night.
The two were thinking about each other, and suddenly they shouted loudly, only to see a few men in black jump out, one of them stepped forward and stammered and shouted: "I am laughing to the sky from the sword, laughing... After laughing, I will cut two Dao, if you want to save your life, just give me beautiful...beautiful...beauty!"
Wu Shoutian was surprised and said, "Damn it, there is an improved version so soon?"
Mu Ming stepped forward, protecting Wu Shoutian behind him: "Take her away, unless I die."
The man in black who took a step forward was silent for a while, and then he said dully: "If you want to, then suffer death." After shouting, he raised his big knife and struck at Mu Ming. Mu Ming took a step forward and started punching. He was extremely brave, before the fist came close, the man in black fell down and shouted: "Ah! I didn't expect your martial arts to be so powerful."
Several other men in black took advantage of this moment to rush forward, shouting and beating.
Wu Shoutian stood and watched, didn't he say he wanted to rob me?Why no one stepped forward?
Seeing that Mu Ming threw out another punch, the other black-clothed men fell to the ground, some of them said: "Unexpectedly, the young hero is not only so handsome, but also so powerful in martial arts." Some shouted: "Shaoxia is really a dragon and phoenix among people, and I can't wait to flatter my horse." Some said: "Unexpectedly, Shaoxia only used one level of skill to cripple my arm, and it hurts me to death."...
Wu Shoutian couldn't help the corners of his mouth twitching, why does Mao look so weird?
Muming broke out in a cold sweat, and glanced at Wu Shoutian, seeing that the situation was not good, he picked up Wu Shoutian, mobilized his inner breath, jumped a few times, and left quickly.
Wu Shoutian looked back, and there were no traces of those men in black.
I had nothing to say all the way, back to the village, I didn't see Niu Er and the others, I asked Niu Da, but I didn't know where he went.
Seeing that Wu Shoutian kept silent and ignoring himself, Muming was worried, and it seemed that something was going to go wrong, so he said very sincerely: "Tell me, I suddenly remembered that the clothes haven't been washed yet, let's see you later."
Wu Shoutian smiled slightly: "Really? But, do you have anything else to say?"
Mu Ming's heart trembled: "Hehe, tell me what do you want me to say?"
Wu Shoutian glanced at him speechlessly: "Okay, then you go, you don't need to wash your clothes. No see."
Mu Ming hurriedly begged for mercy, and said aggrievedly: "Tell me, don't do this, where did I go wrong?"
Wu Shoutian didn't even know what to say: "Don't be so naive, okay, the so-called not afraid of god-like opponents, but teammates who just look at pigs, why don't you know what's wrong with you?"
Knowing that she was discovered, Mu Ming secretly scolded Niu Er, a group of idiots, who obviously did the bandit business but pretended to be nothing like it. It turned out that Mu Ming wanted to take Shuo Shuo to enjoy the beautiful scenery first, and treat her in a happy mood. When the time comes to let Niu Er and the others play bandits, and a hero to save the beauty, are you afraid that you won't fall in love with him?It was going well all the time, but Niu Er and the others were so stupid that they could be seen through at a glance. Now it is really a steal and a loss, and the cleverness is misunderstood by the cleverness.
Seeing his wrinkled handsome face, Wu Shoutian slapped his backhand and shut Mu Ming out of the room.Mu Ming gave a wry smile, it's all over now.
a slap
45
Wu Shoutian sat in the room for a long while and drank several cups of tea, but the depression in his heart still couldn't dissipate.
In fact, this little scam of Muming has no malicious intentions, and there is no harm to myself. To be honest, it is even quite entertaining.
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